Why do people say I love you when they don't mean to Do so

by shashank sharma

: Darshana: Hi how are you

  : Sherry: I am good you say something

  Darshana: what should I say?

  : Sherry: size

  : Darshana: z (she mistyped and ……)

  Sherry: why don’t you come to my place now lactose milk we can get

  : Darshana: you shameless donkey, idiot, stupid

  : Sherry: what shame and why, how much clothes we need to make protectors of z size,

  Darshana: Do someone talk like that shut up now

  Sherry: and the size of “tits for tat” (now this you have to understand) we need a succession machine

  : Darshana: oohh god , will you stop now you shameless boy

  Darshana: very clever, you look good when you keep mum

  : Sherry: I just took a pause thinking what will be the gap in the missionary position with a girl of z size, I am not clever don’t have a single girlfriend

   Darshana: I know how much clever you are ok , can I ask you something but first make promise that you wouldn’t laugh what are you saying about the position , tell me in a decent way

  Sherry: oh you don’t know, there is nothing to laugh in that

  : Darshana: I am asking because I don’t know what that is

  Sherry: I read on internet that no desire for sex in this age is an indication of disease

  : Darshana: So why are you telling this to me.

  : Sherry: may be you are

  : Darshana:, are you mad do I look like a

  : Sherry: I am not talking about AIDS just an another disease

  : Darshana: shut up there is nothing like that

  Sherry: okok we need to check

  : Darshana: will you zip up now I have my limits it doesn’t mean that I don’t feel

  Sherry: ok so what you do when you feel

  Darshana: shut up I control my feelings

  Sherry: how?

  Darshana: I don’t have boy n my life so what can I do

  : Sherry: when you feel by story or by looking at a cool guy, or in periods, who said you don’t have a boy I am here

  : Darshana: when I see something in movies

  Sherry: ok

  Darshana: will you stop

  Sherry: tell me more

  : Darshana: I have already told you

  Sherry: come on

  : Darshana: I don’t now that self control is a disease for some people

  : Sherry: what type of movies or some love scenes

  : Darshana: are you taking my interview

  Sherry: I am just asking, when the girls did arouses

  : Darshana:I will tell just wait for a while

  Sherry: ok

  : Darshana: till the time she is virgin she is not as much like you

  : Sherry: ok

  Darshana: you have to do some cuddling but if she has done it, she will need the with more desire than you have

  Sherry: am I a benchmark of Desiree’s

  Darshana: and ten she can’t control any how she needed, Yes but its true but its true

  Sherry: I know and what should I do to excite you ?

  : Darshana: don’t do anything I am ok like this only

  Sherry: are you feeling for me

  Darshana: you want me to follow you

  Sherry: Hey that girl visit my home today, with whom I caught red handedly

   Darshana: who, why you were caught?

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  Sherry: I told you that I have check the car but not parked

  :Darshana: you were in which class at that time 5-6th

  Sherry: yes, but we have the match after some years too

  Darshana oh God

  Sherry: but only petting

  Darshana: did you attacked by in the first look

  Darshana: god you know what is sex from class 5th

  Sherry: no, I was unknown that the parking should be done therefore I didn’t

  Darshana: then

  Sherry: which one you want to know the first one or the second one when I grow up some older.

  Darshana: god, you are precarious, from childhood

  Sherry: We were just playing games what’s inside, either its yahoo or its Amazon and caught

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  Darshana: god so from childhood you were interested in looking inside????

  Sherry: hmm

  : Darshana: god what a boy you are?

  : Sherry: why so

  Darshana:, sherry the “Indian American pie” witty comedy,

  Sherry: what’s the witty in that?

  : Darshana: but for me you are

  Sherry: one day I returned to home, my mother left for some shopping and she was alone at my home

  : Darshana: ohh, so you got the chance

  Sherry: she was very much interested to watch wrestling and I told her to do some pushups in and sit in her front on the couch.

  Darshana: then

  Sherry: then for do pushups she put her stole aside and she did some 5-10 pushups and I can able to see the Google’s view of NH-34 from there,

  Darshana: ok, so what’s next?

  Sherry: there were some playing cards there and we both are watching a movie some Rajesh Khanna’s movie, with a scene of strip poker so I asked her to play and she accepted

  Are you there??

  Darshana: ok then what happened

  Sherry: then we got a deal I will take two and she would take off one when lost ok, the chance came for her to take off her top and then she started doing new drama so, I put her zip open and put my hands in her top and felt that I reached the Google result page , So I told her that there is a body mark on that Google website I have saw it earlier when we were counted to be children’s , then she said same as you say to me shameless guy boy what are you doing now .

  Sherry: Where you gone ?

  Darshana: I was just doing the imagination

  Sherry: don’t remember

  :Darshana: oh so early in your life, I came to know after graduation

  Sherry: even at that there was no tradition of smooches,

  : Darshana: ok

  Sherry: but whenever we met now she is having a cunning smile of her face

  :Darshana: oh god, you kindergarten Casanova

  Darshana: I also remember when I was in primary school and I call those guys “bhaiya”

  Darshana: they try to touch me here and there ,One tried to hug lay on me and that was so bed feeling lets leave it

  Sherry: where he touched, what was the size of googles at that time?

  :Darshana: don’t you know where boys touch , and I was a small girl at that how much would be the size ,why do boys do like that they never leave the small girls too

  :Sherry: No I am not like that I don’t have a bad eye on any minor ones

  Darshana: hummm, I am not talking about you the other guys who do so

  : Darshana: ok so what else

  Sherry: Do you remember about a girl who is very serious and is in relationship with my friend

  Darshana: humm

  Sherry: I start to feeling when we talk so doesn’t anything happen to you?

  Darshana: yes, It happens with everyone

  :Sherry: what happens is that going through you now?

  Darshana: no

  Sherry: ok

  Sherry: what happens in the body?

  Darshana: I don’t want to tell you

  Sherry: tell me you know my inquisitiveness level

  Darshana: no leave it or you will again start with your warm stories

  Sherry: no I will not tease you tell me

  Darshana: please take a halt now or I will not be able to talk to you freely then

  Sherry: tell or it will result in upset stomach

  Darshana: I feel restiveness, the flow of hormones

  Sherry: hormones????

  : Darshana: I beg you please don’t ask more

  Sherry: ok, aren’t the Google chrome becomes harder to load?

  Darshana: thx

  Sherry: My friend says that she enjoy
pressing her Google search button

  Darshana: oh god , this is common and it happens with every girl in business environment

  Sherry: means the microeconomic factors get swelled and they release the liquidity in the lower economic zone which is the primary supply point for incubation and extraction of raw material and finished product respectively .

  Darshana: No , Its not like that so much of release of liquidity is only possible , when the whole production process gets complete and the formation of trade union is necessary but the union needs only two partners ,

  :Sherry: that’s not the proper product; I am just concerning about the economics,

  So when are you inviting me to the processing room so we will trade love and make a union

  : Darshana: shut up, I can’t do that I will do it with my hubby only

  Sherry: don’t make the process done then we will do just petting

  :Darshana: petting what’s that tell me

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  Sherry: Its like not go for the key hole but you can touch the eye hole , people can go to use Oral-B.

  Darshana: You keep it with you , your these ridiculous process , I am not a free market there is a barrier , there will be a unit monopoly after I get married

  I will make u meet with some friends of mine they will reach till they need the protection.

  Sherry: but I have already made the operations to make alliances with you now to bring new clients would be very much difficult for me

  Darshana: Sorry I am not making any daily trade alliance with you , I am more interested in a systematic investment plan which is called as a marriage and then I will put my all assets in that

  Sherry: but I would make to make it with you only, have you seen your eyes what a sex appeal.

  Darshana: but the alliance is for friendship only it’s not for your debauchery

  Sherry: without feelings I don’t play”gully danda”

  Darshana: oh , now what have my eyes done to you , I thought that eyes doesn’t matter for you the thing which matter you the most you can get it in every girl

  Sherry: I am saying about the whole body package

  Darshana and then you can start with them

  Sherry: and I am not a street dog so I can do with anyone, I will do with only with someone whom I have some feelings

  : Darshana: yes most of the people do like to say that even I am not a bitch to do with many

  : Sherry: then you become some bitchy and I be the doggy and lets have the puppies play

  Darshana and this relation I will make only with my hubby, Now you calm down and sit aside and zip your lips now

  Sherry: Don’t worry me will make you comfortable in any of the canine’s style

  Darshana I am not going in any sexual relationship with anyone without feelings

  :Sherry: same here

  Darshana: you do it with tulika

  :Sherry but why no alliance with you

  Darshana: u know everyone who is interested to make alliance with me I transfer them to tulika as she is one the socially active she wouldn’t get you the production process but the agreement and communication will make you motivated even if there is no contract made

  :Sherry: hahaha

  Darshana: and you know

  Sherry: even I am ready for all is she socially active like me to accept anyone

  Darshana: yes there is one more that is following her to form an alliance

  Sherry: but she doesn’t have what you do have

  Darshana: hehe all girls have the same things what you need so don’t say like that .

  Sherry: but I like simplicity so I would like to be you and get enough joy

  and there should be something like personal relation

  Darshana: sex , why you need personal relations , go and try on tulika

  Sherry: no I want the one whom I am talking to

  Darshana: It’s not a sale

  Sherry: I don’t want scrap material standard items only

  Darshana: I m giving u the better onebye, lets sleep now

  Darshana: I am going to Lonavla tomorrow

  Sherry: ok I will do something in dreams , will chocolate flavor do ?

  :Darshana: how you will look without a jaw will it be fine ?

  :Darshana: what chocolate cake ,ice cream ?

  Sherry: no It’s not a food item

  Darshana: then ???????????????

  Sherry: think

  Darshana: See I am already fed up creating these innovative Presentation never thought that after two years of lots of them I will again have to do the same thing , I will take your help ,I know your thought process is totally different

  Sherry: Flavored security guard

  Darshana: I don’t know

  :Sherry: It comes in flavor when it goes inside the lady feel the taste

  Darshana:, now let me sleep , taste hehe , ok I am going to sleep now