Simulation (Bootleg)
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lectured. Everybody waited about ten seconds in silence, then the boxes disappeared and they all opened fire at Ezequador... In super snow world, the objects are too dense and harder to possess... Snow converted, but he left his lands the same for stealth. He robs the exiles, a young white pup, and they never see him coming...I looked into my surround-belt and spoke to my followers, “Guys, we gotta get back to work. Grab some 4Ds and some actors and meet me at the next site.” Little-Azarban sails a flying holy grenade into some all-women’s bible reading. He sits on the podium to listen for ten seconds, then he starts to boil in heartbreaking boredom saying, “DOOOD, WHAT THE HECK, THIS IS THE WONGEST BOOK EVOAH!” he’s not even supposed to be there, he could leave whenever he wanted. The women just laughed without spreading any judgment onto him, because they were so close to God… “GOD WINS, THE END… HAUHH! NON’T WOU GUYS HAVE ANY TOYS? I’M SWEEPY…” He hopped into the leading woman’s bible, wrapped himself with the pages, and took off vertically like an astronaut in a space ship making engine noises with his mouth. Then the pages ripped and the bible fell back onto the podium… “She’s all woahs cappain…”
“Why what a brave little pilot you are…” said the group leader, Super Katie. (♪POOF!♪) “HIHH...” Ezequador suspended Azarban again, so he whined, fairly forced to listen to the women read, crossing his arms, and pouting in annoyance.
LEVEL 6
Solo Objective: Scourge all the monsters
Multiplayer Objective: Race – Be the first to lead the team to victory for an extra trophy
Dark Objective: Gas the monsters for an extra life in deprivation
Highlights:
Super Replay: (♪“NICE DODGE BY POSSESSION! YOU’RE HOT! HOLY MOLY!”♪)
“The Holy-Gawnden-”:
“Meanwhile, the Dark Gawnden-”: +
“Alright, this looks copasetic. Good job, kid, Gawndihowl morph-”
(The ‘Melancholy’ narrator audio plays) ♫It was a cold night, and Marlynn had travelled with Bigfoot to meet the abominable snowman, but they had failed because of an ambush by a pack of Chupacabras. Therefore, the lad was 17 and lost in an area near the arctic north of Canada. Marlynn fought the pain in his body to raise his freezing hand. A trucker stopped and ran to him. “WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YA, KID? JESUS!” He carried Marlynn to the truck and he was an extremely fat southern Caucasian guy with a cap on…A human beer also…He wasn’t a stupid guy, he could handle a few dozen beers and still control the wheel well. The truck slid down an icy road and Marlynn woke up saying, “’UH? HOLD ON, MAN, YOU F’’’IN’ UP! HOAHH!”
“I’M GETTING’ YOU TO THE HOSPITAL, COWBOY, FIRST ONE I SEE!”
“MAN, I DON’T WANT TO OPEN THIS DOOR! IT IS A HUNDRED FIFTY BELOW ZERO OUT THERE! PLEASE DON’T TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL, MY MAMMA GONN’ KILL ME. YOU KNOW, A BLACK WOMAN DON’T GIVE A DAMN IF THEY SHOOTIN’, MY MAMMA WILL SAY SOME FUNNY SHIT AND POP YOU JUST FOR LAUGHIN' - LOOK, YOU GONN' HAVE TO GET A SUMMA JOB AND GET YOU A CAR OR SOMETHIN', I'M TEHD, I CAN'T KEEP PICKIN' YO' FUNKY EHSS UP FROM SCHOOH ERRDEY. I BEEN WORKIN' AWW DEY; I GOT UP, GOT IN THE CAR, STOPPED AT TWO STOP SIGNS, ONE TRAFFIC LIGHT; I GOT OUT DA CAA, I WALKED UP EIGHT FLIGHTS O' STEHHS, WORKED A TEN HOUR SHIFF PLUS OVATEHN JUST TO FEED YO' EHSS... I'M TEHD SHIT, AWW YOU DO IS SIT ON THAT COMPUTA AND MAKE UP VIDEO GAMES, SELL 'EM HELL! - I'M TEHD, I'M TEHD... WAIT TIL I THAW OUT SO I CAN RUN, HOMIE!” Marlynn shivers, the trucker unable to say much with his eyes focused on the blurry street, going downhill. ♫ The camera crew bots begin falling off the speeding truck and dropping their multi-Ds into the ice. (MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN!) “COWARDS! AY, TINBUKTU, TEN-FOOT-TWO; SHOW ‘EM WHAT DAT-DO-DAT-DO-DAT-DO-DAT-DO…!” I scream that at the top of my lungs within an African accent trance, this was starting to get amusing. Move over Marlynn, I, your God, will take the wheel; parents, what if you let your teenage child drive tonight...?
LEVEL 7
Solo Objective: Scourge all the monsters, bind the officers
Multiplayer Objective: Race – Be the first to lead the team to victory for an extra trophy
Dark Objective: Bind the holy officers, acquire the life points, and move on
Highlights:
Super Replay: (♪“THEY’RE TRYING TO PUT YOU OUT! YOU’RE ON FIRE! GRAPPLE-REVERSAL-MELEE BAR-COUNTER! UNBELIEVABLE! STAY TUNED, FOLKS, WE AIN’T GOIN’ NOWHERE!”♪)
“The Holy-Gawnden-”:
“Meanwhile, the Dark Gawnden-”: +
♫The guys clung their beers together, one of those old-western feel bars…Heck, old Billy, Marlynn’s new partner told his story like an old western hero, even though he was too drunk to… “Ha-Ha-Billy, you are such a big fibber.”
“I ain’t lyin’…Marvin? – Marvin here was taken by a big foot and a pack of wild wolves or what-not, my truck scared ‘em off, they were beatin’ the shit out of him!”
“You expect us to believe that, I’m willin’ to bet you hit this poor lil’ ol’ boy.”
“ARLENE, SEE IF WE CAN GET HIM SOMETHIN’ TO EAT…HUN, HAVE YOU EATEN ANYTHANG?” asks the hot blonde. “Watch me work…” Marlynn told Billy, throwing off his blanket, eyeing a beautiful woman on the dance floor. He didn’t care that he hadn’t changed his socks in months, he was just comfortable. She was very kind looking and approachable. She was a very sexy woman with good skin and she just made Marlynn comfortable. “Excuse me, cowgirl, you diggin’ this jig?”
“You got balls little man.”
“HAHA! What’s your name?”
“Rosemary, Rosemary Holmes.”
“I actually prayed for you, earlier, and here you are. Behold the grace of God. I’d like to go someplace we can talk alone, let’s get out of here, I prefer your place- mine is being re-painted, it’s overseas.”
“You don’t have to lie, come on, baby.” Then she gently took his hand and they left. Marlynn was a sensitive man at one point in time, but this woman made him strong. He wasn’t so moved by her looks anymore once he got to know her. Rosemary travelled a lot. He was having so much fun. And Rosemary taught him to be happy just having himself and nothing else, so he never did drugs or drank alcohol. He forgot all about Megavanitits. Her beauty didn’t compare anyway, Rosemary was decent, warm, and soft! She always wore these beautiful dresses unlike any in the world and she did sexy things to cheer Marlynn up when he felt down. On occasion, they would get alone on the beach, and he looked her in the eyes and rocked her in his arms. He felt himself growing more intelligent and blameless with her. They never stopped being free, they went to every nightclub even the super crazy pill popping ones, and they showed people that God had made them tough. They went to every amusement park in the UK…One day, Marlynn saw through to the inside of Rosemary and the person on the inside was Rosebush an angel of the hollow. But it was her fault that he had grown so powerful, every time he rocked her, he got more angelic and tough. One day, she went out to fetch groceries, at least that’s what she told Marlynn. She was going to see Michael the archangel to hear the good news and stay ahead of the other nukes. That’s how the nukes are, they want to dominate. “Look at this; I got the book of life.”
“Does it say how I give birth?”
“It’s holding my eyes, oh – it lets me read right here – Michael and Rosebush get out of my book… ha-classic…Aww, sorry, babe…”
“It’s ok…”
“Yea, I don’t know, dude, you might have puppies, or even lay an egg.”
“Stop…That’s not funny, Michael…” Lucifer tempted Marlynn while he tasted assorted candies saying, "Back in the day, if they ate that fast, they would've taken them out and stoned them."
"Who’s afraid of them, now? - the likes of a man, Lucifer? - even I am becoming an angel now, and you still want to downgrade to the law..." Marlynn heard a knock at his door. He answered and it was Megavanitits. “Hey, I remember you…Ewe, what happened? You look terrible!” She roared and became more hideous, roaring snow encircling her exterior! “Well, that was a warm welcome�
�UGH! Thanks Luce, wouldn’t trade her for the world…” Super Marlynn groaned, fanning the fumes from her breath away from his nose. Rosebush, crashed into the wall behind Vanity! Vanity locked onto Rosebush and said, “Ahhhh, I can feel his soul fading… I can’t wait to drain the life out of you and your family, BITCH!”
“IN YOUR DREAMS, BITCH!” yelled Rosebush, unable to grow angry; smiling like an adorable angel… ♫ She belongs to God. Exact is his will, it will be done exactly as he wishes.
LEVEL 8
Solo Objective: Scourge all the monsters, bind the officers
Multiplayer Objective: Race – Be the first to lead the team to victory for an extra trophy
Dark Objective: Bind the holy officers, acquire the life points, and move on
Highlights:
Super Replay: (♪“THEY’RE DOWN! THEY’RE DOWN! TRIPLE MELEE BAR! THEY CAN’T GET TO YOU!”♪)
“The Holy-Gawnden-”:
“Meanwhile, the Dark Gawnden-”: +
♫Vanity took such a good beating! The melee bar bound the demon, but Rosebush continued striking her and destroyed her with her bare hands! The devil had never seen anything like it. He was stunned. “GET THEM!” screamed the devil. One of the dark spies spoke to him, afraid to be judged, “O Lord, how can we b-beat someone who is s-so s-strong?” then Satan grabbed him by his body. “TALK TO ME TREMBLING IN FEAR!” then