JQuinn - The Secret Diaries of Miss Miranda Cheever

by Julia Quinn

  “Don’t patronize me.” Her eyes locked with his, and they were hot with desire. “I know what I want, and I want you.”

  He took a ragged breath. He deserved to be sainted for what he was about to say. “No, you don’t. It’s an infatuation.”

  “Damn you!” she exploded. “Are you blind? Are you deaf, dumb, and blind? It’s not an infatuation, you idiot! I love you!”

  Oh,my God.

  “I’ve always loved you! Since I first met you nine years ago. I’ve loved you all along, every minute.”

  “Oh, my God.”

  “And don’t try to tell me that it’s a childhood crush because it’s not. It may have been at one point, but it’s not any longer.”

  He said nothing. He just sat there like an imbecile and stared at her.

  “I just—I know my own heart, and I love you, Turner. And if you have even the tiniest shred of decency, you’ll say something, because I’ve saideverything I possibly can, and I can’t bear the silence, and—oh, for heaven’s sake! Will you at least blink?”

  He couldn’t even manage that.

  Chapter 10

  Two days later, Turner still seemed to be in something of a daze.

  Miranda hadn’t tried to speak with him, hadn’t even approached him, but every now and then, she would catch him looking at her with an unfathomable expression. She knew that she had unsettled him because he didn’t even have the presence of mind to look away when their eyes met. He’d just stare at her for a few moments longer, then blink and turn away.

  Miranda kept hoping that just one time he’d nod.

  Still, for most of the weekend they managed to never be in the same place at the same time. If Turner went riding, Miranda explored the orangery. If Miranda took a walk in the gardens, Turner played cards.

  Very civilized. Very adult.

  And, Miranda thought more than once, very heartbreaking.

  They did not see each other even at meals. Lady Chester prided herself on her matchmaking abilities, and because it was unfathomable that Turner and Miranda might become romantically involved, she did not seat them near each other. Turner was always surrounded by a gaggle of pretty young things, and Miranda more often than not was relegated to keeping company with graying widowers. She supposed Lady Chester did not hold much stock in her ability to snare an eligible husband. Olivia, by contrast, was always seated with three extremely handsome and wealthy men, one to her left, one to her right, and one across the table.

  Miranda learned quite a bit about home remedies for gout.

  Lady Chester had, however, left the pairings for one of her planned events to chance, and that was her annual treasure hunt. The guests were to search in teams of two. And since the aim of all the guests was to get married or embark upon an affair (depending, of course, on one’s current marital status), each team would be made up of one male and one female. Lady Chester had written out her guests’ names on slips of paper and then put all the ladies in one bag and the gentlemen in the other.

  She was presently dipping her hand into one of these bags. Miranda felt sick to her stomach.

  “Sir Anthony Waldove and…” Lady Chester thrust her hand into the other bag. “Lady Rudland.”

  Miranda exhaled, not realizing until then that she had been holding her breath. She would do anything to be paired up with Turner—and anything to avoid it.

  “Poor Mama,” Olivia whispered in her ear. “Sir Anthony Waldove is really quite dim. She will have to do all the work.”

  Miranda put her finger to her lips. “I can’t hear.”

  “Mr. William Fitzhugh and…Miss Charlotte Glad-dish.”

  “With whom do you wish to be paired?” Olivia asked.

  Miranda shrugged. If she was not assigned to Turner, it didn’t really matter.

  “Lord Turner and…”

  Miranda’s heart stopped beating.

  “…Lady Olivia Bevelstoke. Isn’t that sweet? We have been doing this for five years, and this is our first brother-sister team.”

  Miranda began to breathe again, not certain if she was disappointed or relieved.

  Olivia, however, had no doubt of her own feelings. “Queldisaster,” she muttered, in her typically broken French. “All these gentlemen, and I’m stuck with my brother. When is the next time I will be allowed to wander off alone with a gentleman? It’s a waste, I tell you, a waste.”

  “It could be worse,” Miranda said pragmatically. “Not all the gentlemen here are, er, gentlemen. At least you know that Turner won’t attempt to ravish you.”

  “It’s a small consolation, I assure you.”

  “Livvy—”

  “Shush, they just called out Lord Westholme.”

  “And for the ladies…” Lady Chester trilled. “Miss Miranda Cheever!”

  Olivia nudged her. “Lucky you.”

  Miranda just shrugged.

  “Oh, don’t act like such a jade,” Olivia admonished her. “Don’t you think he’s divine? I’d give my left foot to switch places with you. Say, whydon’t we switch places? There aren’t any rules against it. And you like Turner, after all.”

  Only too much, Miranda thought gloomily.

  “Well? Will you do it? Unless you have your eye on Lord Westholme as well?”

  “No,” Miranda replied, trying not to sound dismayed. “No, of course not.”

  “Then let’s do it,” Olivia said excitedly.

  Miranda didn’t know if she ought to jump at the chance or run to her room and hide in the wardrobe. Either way, she didn’t have much of an excuse to refuse Olivia’s request. Livvy would certainly want to know why she didn’t want to be alone with Turner. And then what would she say?I just told your brother that I love him ,and I’m afraid that he hates me? I can’t be alone with Turner because I’m afraid he might ravish me? I can’t be alone with him because I’m afraid I might ravish him?

  Just thought of it made Miranda want to laugh.

  Or cry.

  But Olivia was staring at her expectantly, in that Oliviaish way she’d perfected at, oh, the age of three, and Miranda realized that it didn’t really matter what she said or did, she was going to end up partnered with Turner.

  It wasn’t that Olivia was spoiled, although she was, perhaps, a little bit. It was just that any attempts on Miranda’s part to dodge the issue would be met by an interrogation so precise and so persistent that she would surely end up revealing everything.

  At which point she would have to flee the country. Or at least find a bed to crawl under. For a week.

  So she sighed. And she nodded. And she thought about bright sides and silver linings and deduced that neither was in evidence.

  Olivia grabbed her hand and squeezed. “Oh, Miranda, thank you!”

  “I hope Turner doesn’t mind,” Miranda said cautiously.

  “Oh, he won’t mind. He’ll probably get down on his knees and thank his lucky stars he doesn’t have to spend the entire afternoon with me. He thinks I’m a brat.”

  “He does not.”

  “He does. He often tells me I ought to be more like you.”

  Miranda turned in surprise. “Does he really?”

  “Mmm-hmm.” But Olivia’s attention was back on Lady Chester, who was completing the task of matching off the ladies and gentlemen. When she was done, the men rose to seek out their partners.

  “Miranda and I have exchanged places!” Olivia exclaimed when Turner reached her side. “You don’t mind, do you?”

  He said, “Of course not,” but Miranda wouldn’t have bet even a farthing that he was telling the truth. After all, what else could he say?

  Lord Westholme arrived soon after, and although he was polite enough to try to hide it, he appeared delighted by the switch.

  Turner said nothing.

  Olivia shot Miranda a perplexed frown, which Miranda ignored.

  “Here is your first clue!” Lady Chester called out. “Would the gentlemen please come forward to collect their envelopes?”

 
; Turner and Lord Westholme walked to the center of the room and returned a few seconds later with crisp white envelopes.

  “Let’s open ours outside,” Olivia said to Lord Westholme, flashing a mischievous smile at Turner and Miranda. “I wouldn’t want anyone to overhear us while we discuss our strategy.”

  The other competitors apparently had the same idea, because a moment later, Turner and Miranda found themselves very much alone.

  He took a deep breath and planted his hands on his hips.

  “I didn’t ask to switch,” Miranda said quickly. “Olivia wanted me to.”

  He raised a brow.

  “I didn’t!” she protested. “Livvy is interested in Lord Westholme, and she thinks you think she’s a brat.”

  “Sheis a brat.”

  Miranda was not particularly inclined to disagree at that moment, but she nonetheless said, “She could hardly have known what she was doing when she paired us together.”

  “You could have refused the switch,” he said pointedly.

  “Oh? And on what grounds?” Miranda demanded testily. He didn’t have to bequite so upset that they had ended up as partners. “How would you suggest I explain to her that we ought not spend the afternoon together?”

  Turner didn’t answer because, she presumed, he had no answer. He merely turned on his heel and stalked out of the room.

  Miranda watched him for a moment, and then, when it became apparent that he had no intention of waiting for her, she let out a little huff and scurried along after him. “Turner, will you slow down!”

  He stopped short, the exaggerated motions of his body clearly displaying his impatience with her.

  When she reached his side, his face held a bored, annoyed expression. “Yes?” he drawled.

  She did her best to maintain her temper. “Could we at least try to be civil to one another?”

  “I’m not angry with you, Miranda.”

  “Well, you certainly do a good imitation of it.”

  “I’m frustrated,” he said, in a way that she was fairly certain was meant to shock her. And then he grumbled, “In more ways than you could possibly imagine.”

  Miranda could imagine and often did, and she blushed. “Open the envelope, will you?” she muttered.

  He handed it to her, and she tore it open. “‘Find your next clue ’neath a miniature sun,’” she read.

  She glanced over at him. He wasn’t even looking at her. He wasn’t particularlynot looking at her, he was just staring off and up into nothingness, looking as if he’d rather be somewhere else.

  “The orangery,” she declared, almost at the point at which she did not care if he was going to participate or not. “I’ve always thought that oranges were like tiny pieces of the sun.”

  He nodded brusquely and gestured with his arm for her to lead. But there was something rather impolite and condescending about his movements, and she felt an overwhelming urge to grind her teeth together and growl as she stalked forward.

  Without a word, she marched out of the house toward the orangery. He really couldn’t wait to get this deuced treasure hunt over with, could he? Well, she’d be only too happy to oblige him. She was rather clever; these clues shouldn’t be too difficult to decipher. They could be back in their respective rooms in an hour.

  Sure enough, they found a pile of envelopes underneath an orange tree. Wordlessly, Turner reached down for one and then handed it to her.

  With equal silence, Miranda tore the envelope open. She read the clue and then handed it to Turner.

  THEROMANS COULD HELP YOU FIND THE NEXT BLUE.

  If he was irritated by her silent treatment, he did not show it. He merely folded up the slip of paper and looked at her with an expression of bored expectation.

  “It’s underneath an arch,” she said in a matter-of-fact tone. “The Romans were the first to use them in architecture. There are several in the garden.”

  Sure enough, ten minutes later they had retrieved another envelope.

  “Do you know how many clues we must get through before we’re done?” Turner asked.

  It was his first sentence since they’d begun, and it concerned when he might be rid of her. Miranda gritted her teeth at the insult, shook her head, and opened the envelope. She had to remain poised. If she let him make even one chink in her facade, she’d fall completely to pieces. Schooling her features into impassivity, she unfolded the slip of paper and read, “‘You’ll need to hunt for the next clue.’”

  “Something to do with hunting, I imagine,” Turner said.

  She lifted her brows. “You’ve decided to participate?”

  “Don’t be petty, Miranda.”

  She let out an irritated exhale and decided to ignore him. “There is a small hunting lodge to the east. It will take us approximately fifteen minutes to walk there.”

  “And how did you discover this lodge?”

  “I’ve been walking quite a bit.”

  “Whenever I’m in the house, I imagine.”

  Miranda saw no reason to deny his statement.

  Turner squinted toward the horizon. “Do you think Lady Chester would send us so far from the main house?”

  “I’ve been right up to now,” Miranda retorted.

  “So you have,” he said with a bored shrug. “Lead on.”

  They had trudged through the woods for about ten minutes when Turner cast a dubious eye at the darkening sky. “Looks like rain,” he said laconically.

  Miranda looked up. He was right. “What do you want to do?”

  “Right this minute?”

  “No, next week. Of course right this minute, you dolt.”

  “A dolt?” He smiled, his white teeth nearly blinding her. “You wound me.”

  Miranda’s eyes narrowed. “Why are you suddenly being so nice to me?”

  “Was I?” he murmured, and she was mortified.

  “Oh, Miranda,” he continued with a patronizing sigh, “maybe I like to be nice to you.”

  “Maybe you don’t.”

  “Maybe I do,” he said pointedly. “And maybe you sometimes just make it difficult.”

  “Maybe,” she said with equal arrogance, “it’s going to rain, and we ought to get going.”

  A clap of thunder drowned out her last word. “Maybe you’re right,” Turner replied, grimacing at the sky. “Are we closer to the lodge or the house?”

  “The lodge.”

  “Then let’s hurry. I have no wish to get caught in an electrical storm in the middle of the woods.”

  Miranda could not disagree with him, despite her concerns for propriety, so she started walking faster toward the hunting lodge. But they had hardly gone ten yards when the first raindrops fell. Another ten yards and it was a torrential downpour.

  Turner grabbed her hand and began to run, pulling her along the path. Miranda stumbled along behind him, wondering if it was any use to run, as they were already soaked to the skin.

  A few minutes later they found themselves in front of the two-room hunting lodge. Turner took hold of the door-knob and turned it, but the door did not budge. “Bloody hell,” he muttered.

  “Is it locked?” Miranda asked through clattering teeth.

  He nodded curtly.

  “What are we going to do?”

  He answered her by slamming his shoulder into the door.

  Miranda bit her lip. That had to hurt. She tried a window. Locked.

  Turner shoved the door again.

  Miranda slipped around to the side of the house and tried another window. With a little effort it slid up. At the same moment, she heard Turner come tumbling through the doorway. She briefly considered crawling through the window anyway, but then decided to do the magnanimous thing and lowered it. He had gone to a great deal of trouble to break down the door. The least she could do was let him believe himself her knight in shining armor.

  “Miranda!”

  She came running back around front. “I’m right here.” She hurried into the house and shut the do
or behind her.

  “What the devil were you doing out there?”

  “Being a far kinder person than you could imagine,” she muttered, now wishing she’d gone through the window.