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Rabbit Hole

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by David Lindsay-Abaire




  Table of Contents

  Praise

  Title Page

  PRODUCTION HISTORY

  CHARACTERS

  Act One

  SCENE ONE

  SCENE TWO

  SCENE THREE

  SCENE FOUR

  Act Two

  SCENE ONE

  SCENE TWO

  SCENE THREE

  SCENE FOUR

  AUTHOR’S NOTE

  Copyright Page

  “David Lindsay-Abaire has crafted a drama that’s not just a departure but a revelation—an intensely emotional examination of grief, laced with wit, insightfulness, compassion and searing honesty.”

  —DAVID ROONEY, VARIETY

  “GRADE: A! A transcendent and deeply affecting new play, which shifts perfectly from hilarity to grief.”

  —WHITNEY PASTOREK, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

  “Rabbit Hole presents a tragedy and its consequences with utter candor, and without sentimentality. The dialogue is most impressive for capturing the awkwardness and pain of thinking people faced with an unthinkable situation—and eventually, their capacity for survival, and even hope.”

  —ELYSSA GARDNER, USA TODAY

  “With Rabbit Hole, David Lindsay-Abaire has crafted the most serious, simply told work of his career—a painstakingly beautiful, dramatically resourceful, exquisitely human new play.”

  —LEONARD JACOBS, BACKSTAGE

  “A thoroughly absorbing, profoundly affecting and painfully touching examination of grief.”

  —ROBERT FELDBERG, BERGEN RECORD

  “The highest praise to playwright David Lindsay-Abaire! Rabbit Hole is an entertaining and satisfying play—it might just be the year’s best.”

  —GENA HYMOWECH, SHOW BUSINESS WEEKLY

  “A perceptive and poignant study in the day-to-day aches of bereavement: problems with personal intimacy, the uneasy friends who don’t call, the emptiness in a house packed with reminders ... Heart-breaking in its theme and details, Rabbit Hole is a beautifully crafted work of great sensitivity.”

  —MICHAEL SOMMERS, STAR-LEDGER

  PRODUCTION HISTORY

  Rabbit Hole was commissioned by South Coast Repertory (Martin Benson, Artistic Director; David Emmes, Producing Artistic Director) in Costa Mesa, CA. It received its world premiere by Manhattan Theatre Club (Lynne Meadow, Artistic Director; Barry Grove, Executive Producer) on Broadway at the Biltmore Theatre, on February 2, 2006. The production was directed by Daniel Sullivan. The set design was by John Lee Beatty, the costume design was by Jennifer Von Mayrhauser, the lighting design was by Christopher Akerlind and the original music and sound design were by John Gromada. The production stage manager was Roy Harris. The cast included:

  BECCA Cynthia Nixon

  IZZY Mary Catherine Garrison

  HOWIE John Slattery

  NAT Tyne Daly

  JASON John Gallagher, Jr.

  CHARACTERS

  BECCA: late thirties/early forties

  IZZ Y: early thirties, Becca’s sister

  HOWIE: late thirties/early forties, Becca’s husband

  NAT: mid-sixties, Becca and Izzy’s mother

  JASON: a seventeen-year-old boy

  PLACE

  Larchmont, New York

  TIME

  The present

  Act One

  SCENE ONE

  Late February. A spacious eat-in kitchen.

  Saturday afternoon. Becca, late thirties, is folding the laundry, kids clothes, and putting it in neat piles on the table. Her sister, Izzy, early thirties, is in the middle of a story, getting herself a glass of orange juice from the fridge.

  IZZY

  And then I see her across the bar, coming at me with this look, you know. And everybody kinda steps aside for her, like the Red Sea, or whatever—just clears a path for her, and I’m like, “What’s with this nut-job?”

  BECCA

  But you don’t even know this woman.

  IZZY

  Never seen her before. I was just sitting there with Reema. Do you remember Reema?

  BECCA

  No.

  IZZY

  She’s a friend of mine. I was sitting there with Reema, and suddenly this lady is in my face. And she’s all sweaty and yelling and really pissed.

  BECCA

  Why?

  IZZY

  I don’t even know at this point. It has something to do with her boyfriend, who’s apparently at the end of the bar.

  BECCA

  Were you flirting or—?

  IZZY

  No, I don’t even know who she’s talking about. So she’s all up in my face, and her breath is like—

  BECCA

  Boozy?

  IZZY

  Yeah boozy, but even worse, you know, like there’s something rancid stuck to the roof of her mouth.

  BECCA

  Ew.

  IZZY

  Rotting peanut butter or something.

  BECCA

  Good lord, Izzy.

  IZZY

  And she’s harassing me, and blowing her stank-breath in my face. And cussing. My god, you wouldn’t believe the words that came out of this lady’s mouth.

  BECCA

  And you don’t even know who she’s talking about.

  IZZY

  She’s talking about her boyfriend.

  BECCA

  No, I know but—

  IZZY

  Auggie.

  (Beat.)

  BECCA

  Oh. I thought you didn’t know who she—

  IZZY

  No, at the time I didn’t know who she was talking about, because I didn’t know he was there. But then I figured it out later, “Oh, she must be Auggie’s girlfriend.”

  BECCA

  So you know him.

  IZZY

  Yeah, I know him, but still. Lemme finish.

  BECCA

  I’m sorry.

  IZZY

  So she’s all, “You bitch, you. Fuck you, you bitch.”

  BECCA

  Izzy—

  IZZY

  Sorry: “F-U, you B,” and all that. Just talking like a maniac.

  BECCA

  Uh-huh.

  IZZY

  And people are looking at us, so I’m starting to feel self-conscious.

  BECCA

  Of course.

  IZZY

  And she’s just going off, and I can’t really do anything because the place is so crowded, you know? And she’s a big lady. Real hefty. More chins than—what does Mom say?

  BECCA

  More Chins than a Chinese phone book.

  IZZY

  Exactly. So I can’t even get around her to escape or whatever. And I’m starting to feel violated, you know?

  BECCA

  Sure.

  IZZY

  My personal space, and my dignity, or what have you, so I just made a fist, hauled off, and BOOM!

  (Beat.)

  BECCA

  What does that mean?

  IZZY

  It means I hit her.

  BECCA

  No, you didn’t.

  IZZY

  Crazy, right?

  BECCA

  You hit her?

  IZZY

  Yeah. Right in the face. BOOM. She went down.

  BECCA

  Oh my god, Izzy.—You hit that woman?

  IZZY

  I couldn’t get around her. And she was screaming like a retard.

  BECCA

  Izzy—

  IZZY

  What would you have done?

  BECCA

  Well I certainly wouldn’t have hit her. Jesus.

  IZZY

  And you know what they don’t tell ya? It really hurts. To punch someone. It
frickin’ hurts.

  BECCA

  Well, yeah.

  IZZY

  They don’t put that on TV. It’s all, “Now that oughtta show him.” But for me it was like, “Motherfucker, that killed!” Look at my knuckles. (Shows her; then off Becca’s look) What?

  BECCA

  Nothing.

  IZZY

  You don’t approve?

  BECCA

  I didn’t say that.

  IZZY

  This lady was at me.

  BECCA

  I know. I didn’t say anything.

  IZZY

  But you wanna though.

  (Beat.)

  BECCA

  I just worry about you.

  IZZY

  Don’t worry about me. She was the one on the floor.

  BECCA

  That’s not what I meant. You were in a bar fight.

  IZZY

  So?

  BECCA

  A bar fight, Izzy.

  IZZY

  She was up in my face!

  BECCA

  I know, but it’s so ...

  IZZY

  What?

  BECCA

  Jerry Springer.

  IZZY

  What’s that supposed to mean? You think I’m trashy?

  BECCA

  You punched a woman in the face!

  IZZY

  She provoked me!

  BECCA

  Were you drunk?

  IZZY

  No.

  BECCA

  I thought you were getting it together.

  IZZY

  Don’t judge me.

  BECCA

  You said you were gonna take it easy.

  IZZY

  Man, Becca. Why do you have to—?

  BECCA

  You can’t be doing this kinda stuff, Izzy. You’re not a kid anymore.

  IZZY

  I didn’t realize there was a cut-off date.

  BECCA

  Well there should be. For acting like a jackass there should be a cut-off date. Were you on anything?

  IZZY

  Oh my god.

  BECCA

  Were you?

  IZZY

  No. Man, why did I say anything to you?

  BECCA

  I don’t know. Why did you?

  IZZY

  Look, I went out. I got into a fight. I thought it was a funny story. I thought you’d be amused.

  BECCA

  I’m not.

  IZZY

  Clearly.

  BECCA

  I thought you were gonna go easy, that’s all. That you were gonna do less of this.

  IZZY

  Hey, I’m still coping, too, Becca. I know it’s not the same, but it’s still hard. Okay?

  (Beat.)

  BECCA

  Don’t do that.

  IZZY

  Do what?

  BECCA

  Gimme a break.

  IZZY

  What? I’m not allowed to be upset anymore?

  BECCA

  No, you’re not allowed to use him.

  IZZY

  What are you—?

  BECCA

  As an excuse.

  IZZY

  I’m not.

  BECCA

  You’re not allowed to use him to justify your own shit. Just don’t do that. Please.

  (Silence. Becca folds the clothes.)

  IZZY

  That’s not what I was doing.

  BECCA

  Okay.

  IZZY

  I’m hungry. Mind if I get something?

  BECCA

  Since when do you ask?

  IZZY

  You’re making me feel sensitive.

  (Izzy heads back to the fridge.)

  Where’s Howie?

  BECCA

  He’s with Rick. They’re playing squash.

  IZZY

  (Chuckles) Squash.

  (Regarding something in the fridge) What’s this? Pudding?

  BECCA

  It’s gonna be crème caramel.

  IZZY

  Howie’s a lucky man. Ya won’t see me making anyone crème caramel.

  BECCA

  If you’re hungry, Isabel, grab something. Don’t stand there with the door open.

  IZZY

  (Holds up an individual crème caramel) Can I have one of these? There’s an extra in here.

  (Beat.)

  BECCA

  Yeah, okay.

  IZZY

  Well I won’t eat it if you don’t want me to.

  BECCA

  No, go ahead. You’re right, there’s an extra.

  IZZY

  You sure?

  BECCA

  Just let me finish it.

  IZZY

  I can eat it like this.

  BECCA

  No. Then it’s just custard.

  IZZY

  I like custard.

  BECCA

  I didn’t make custard, I made crème caramel.

  (Becca gets a dessert plate, and over the following she takes the ramekin and runs a knife around the inside edge of it.)

  How’s work?

  IZZY

  Don’t ask me that please.

  BECCA

  Why not?

  (Beat.)

  You got fired?

  IZZY

  It never ends with me, does it.

  BECCA

  Not often, no.

  IZZY

  Don’t tell Mom.

  BECCA

  How can you get fired from Applebee’s?

  IZZY

  It was all politics. I don’t really wanna get into it.

  (Becca flips the ramekin over onto the plate, and the crème caramel comes out. She gets a spoon and hands both to Izzy.)

  Thank you.

  (Becca wipes down the counter, cleans up. Izzy pokes at the caramel with her spoon.)

  I like how it oozes.

  BECCA

  Of course you do.

  IZZY

  (Takes a bite) Mmmmm.

  BECCA

  Better than custard, isn’t it?

  IZZY

  Yes it is. You were right. Again.

  (Beat.)

  And again and again and again.

  (Becca goes back to folding clothes.)

  I wasn’t using him as an excuse. I was just saying that it’s been hard to pull it together, that’s all. For all of us.

  BECCA

  Izzy, please.

  IZZY

  And I wasn’t drinking when I hit that lady. Stone sober.

  BECCA

  Yeah right.

  IZZY

  I was. I just had soda that night.

  (We hear the dryer buzz.)

  BECCA

  She gonna press charges, ya think?

  IZZY

  No, Auggie would kill her. She’s over it anyway. She moved out. Went to her cousin’s or something.

  (Becca, on her way to the laundry room, stops.)

  BECCA

  What are you talking about?

  IZZY

  She moved. Out of Auggie’s place. They’re not together anymore.

  BECCA

  (Confused; comes back) I’m sorry ... Do you know these people?

  IZZY

  Auggie I do. The girlfriend I only heard about.

  (Beat.)

  BECCA

  What’d you do, Izzy?

  IZZY

  Whadaya mean?

  BECCA

  To that woman. What’d you do to her?

  IZZY

  I told you, I hit her.

  BECCA

  Before that.

  IZZY

  Nothing. That was the first time I met her.

  BECCA

  People don’t scream in your face for no reason.

  IZZY

  Sure they do. You should get out more.

  BECCA

  Were you sleeping with him? This Auggie guy, whatever his
name is? You were sleeping with him, right?

  (Beat.)

  IZZY

  Where ya goin’ with this?

  BECCA

  Well Jesus, Iz, you tell this story like you’re an innocent bystander. You say you don’t know who this woman was—

  IZZY

  I didn’t!

  BECCA

  You were having sex with her boyfriend!

  IZZY

  That is so beside the point!

  BECCA

  It is?!

  IZZY

  It was over between them for a long time. They were just living together because of the rent situation. She didn’t care what he did.

  BECCA

  Then why did she accost you in a crowded bar?

  IZZY

  Because she’s a lunatic!

 

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