DS Hutton Box Set

by Douglas Lindsay

'I told you before, did I no'? He fucked off. And I wish you'd do the same. Fucking polis.'

  He starts to close the door. Pissed me off just a little too much. Put my foot across the line, hand to the door.

  'Listen you old git, you either answer my questions properly this time, or I'll get a warrant and a team from CTIS and we'll come down here and rip your fucking house to shreds.'

  He hesitates. The cry comes from the living room – 'What the fuck are you doing, you stupid eejit. Close the fucking door!' – glances over his shoulder, then comes out onto the front step, closing the door behind him.

  'Right, what do you need, 'cause I'm watching the telly?'

  It worked. Some people realise you're bullshitting and threats don't get you anywhere. Some don't.

  'No shite now, or you're in trouble. I need to know the last time you saw Crow, exactly what he said when he called you, if he'd had any visitors, anything. Think about it, take your time, I need to know everything.'

  'What's that useless bastard been up to, then?'

  'It doesn't matter. Just answer the questions, please.' Bit of civility never did anyone any harm. The urbane officer, that's me.

  He breathes out; big sigh. Wants to show what a huge favour he's doing me.

  'Me and the missus don't sleep so good, you know? Me with the sciatica, and her with the arthritis. Right bastard that sciatica, I'll tell you, and they doctors don't know shite, so they don't.' Patience. 'So we're quite often awake in the middle of the night, you know. Saturday morning, I don't know what time it was, maybe one o'clock, something like that, I hears a noise, you know. Something going on next door.'

  'What kind of noise?'

  'I don't know, do I? I wasn't in there, was I, you stupid bastard? So, whatever. I hears the door slam and I looks out the window. Seen him drive off up the road.'

  'Which way?'

  'Up yon. Loch Fyne way, you know.'

  Right. Getting somewhere. Didn't head back to Glasgow.

  'So when did he call you?'

  'In the morning sometime. Can't remember exactly when, you know. Eight o'clock or something like that. Maybe earlier. Bastard got me out of my bed.'

  'What did he say?'

  Shakes his head, sucks his teeth. I hate this guy. But then, I hate most of the people I have to question.

  'No' much. Says he was going away for a few weeks, could I look after the place. I mean, what a load of shite. That bastard couldn't look after his own prick.'

  'OK. How'd he sound?'

  'How did he sound? Fucking hell.' Looks over his shoulder at the closed door, a wistful glance. 'Lethal Weapon 3's on, you know,' he says.

  'Come on, Gramps, it's shite. You're involved in the real thing here. Much more interesting.'

  He thinks about this.

  'So how did he sound?' I repeat.

  'I don't know. I didn't speak to him much, you know, but he sounded a bit different. Hard to describe. With a cold, or breathless or something. Ach, I'm no' one of they psychiatrist bastards, one of they educated bastards. I'm a working man. Forty year in the postal trade.'

  'That'll explain the sciatica.'

  'Aye, it does, but d'you think the Post Office wants to know about it? Do they fuck, mate.'

  Nod, look sympathetic. The New Policeman.

  'Anything else you can tell me?'

  'Aye, there is. My bollocks are getting frozen off. Can I go back inside now?'

  Sometimes you just know when you've reached the limit of all you're going to get.

  'Aye, right, on you go.'

  He grunts some sort of base insult or other and slams the door. Away back to Mel Gibson, you sad bastard.

  Turn away from the door just as Taylor emerges from Crow's place. Looks none too happy, but he rarely does.

  'Get anywhere?' I ask.

  He shrugs his shoulders.

  'Spoke to three people. Julia, the ex. Hasn't heard a thing from the guy in five or six years. Says that if we find him we've to remind him of his alimony responsibilities.'

  'Some chance.'

  'Aye. The other two, don't know who the hell they were. Wouldn't say, but we can check up on them. Just a couple of shady sleazoids that Crow does his dirty work with, I suspect. They both sounded pissed off at the mention of his name. I'd guess he owes them money, and neither of them knows where he is. What about you?'

  That's police work for you. Hours of crap for little reward. Point in the direction of the Rest and be Thankful.

  'Left at about one in the morning and went that way.'

  He looks into the snow, along the road which runs beside Loch Long, then rises up the hill away from the loch, giving way to turn-offs which offer at least three choices of what route to take. The snow is already thick on the road and hardly a car has passed along it since we arrived. Only a fool would head up into the hills on a night like this; particularly when the man we're following went five days ago, and his trail will be colder than the water in the loch we're standing at the head of.

  'You're going to follow him, aren't you?' I say.

  He grunts and looks at me as if I'm an idiot.

  'Get out of here, Hutton, it was five days ago for God's sake.'

  Oh. 'What then?'

  'You're going to go and interview some more of the neighbours, while I go back inside and watch the telly. Lethal Weapon 3's on.'

  Bloody marvellous. The usual division of labour.

  'And Hutton,' he says, 'brush the snow off your hair. You look like an idiot.'

  41

  Get back into the house half an hour later. Frozen to the bone, in need of a hot drink. Or alcohol. Find Taylor with his feet up watching one of those shows on the execrable BBC3 with a name like Too Young To Kill Your Mum or Under 10 And Pregnant.

  'Anything?' he says.

  'They all thought he was a creep. Some of them had stories to tell, but nothing relevant.'

  He grunts a reply, keeps watching the TV.

  'What about you?' I say. 'You find out who the bad guys were in Lethal Weapon 3?'

  'You might be surprised to hear I've been working.'

  'Shocked.'

  'Put a call through to all the stations in the surrounding area. Asked them to go out looking for Crow's car, call if they found anything.'

  'I'll bet you were popular.'

  'Just used my natural authority.'

  Have a picture of fifteen desk cops trudging out into the snow, cursing him with extravagantly colourful words of dissent.

  'So what if he drove outwith the surrounding area?'

  He looks at me. 'We do it tomorrow. But if it's nearby we can go looking for it tonight. So we sit and wait. Give them an hour or two. Told them to call in with nil returns. Fine, he could be anywhere, but if his car's in one of the smaller towns out west here, then we might get him.'

  Fair point. Might work.

  'Couldn't we go and sit in a bar somewhere?'

  'Don't be a girl, Hutton. Park your arse. There's some warm McEwan's beside the settee.'

  Thanks.

  And that's it for a long time. We sit and wait, enduring awful television as we go. The phone rings every now and again with some random station informing us they've checked the one carpark in their one carpark town; but the rest of the time we're quiet, as Taylor shows a peculiar liking for watching shows about teenagers who hate their parents and shows about teenagers who are parents. Says it helps him understand out clientele.

  About an hour and a half into the ordeal, when we're on the point of giving up, we get the one we're waiting for. Dunoon. The local Feds have found his car parked up a small street at the back of the town. Taylor gets the location, tells them to leave it as it is; says they can bugger off and we'll be along to check it out ourselves.

  So, a few quick calls to warn off the rest of the search party, and then we're back out into the snow. Along Loch Long away from Arrochar, slither up the Rest and Be Thankful, down and along Loch Fyne, past Strachur.

  The snow lessens as
we go, but Taylor is concentrating on not driving off the road, while I let my mind wander through a variety of women. Peggy, Charlotte, the relatively forgotten Alison, even Eileen Harrison. Still feeling like a complete shit, and deserving of the opprobrium that will probably come my way at some point.

  Women. Fuck.

  Get to Dunoon, drive past a chippie on the way in, and the very idea of the smell proves too intoxicating. Fish suppers all round, and then we resort to the satnav to find the right street. Satnavs are another invention that make me wish I was living in the '50s. What was wrong with taking a bit of time to find somewhere? What is wrong with those fucking people who drive into a lake in the middle of a wolf-infested forest and say, it's not my fault? The damned satnav is just another way in which the human race can abdicate any sense of personal responsibility.

  So we step out into the snow and the cold, still finishing off our dinner. Good fish supper too – crispy batter, tasty piece of fish, right amount of salt and vinegar, chips deep-fried to perfection.

  We stand looking at the car. Kicking the tyres, various other forms of external examination, while we eat the last of the meal – Taylor a little behind 'cause he was driving.

  'So what?' I say to him. 'He got the ferry over to Gourock? Got the train up to Glasgow?'

  'Shite,' says Taylor as he drops a piece of fish into the snow. Bends down, scoops it up, pops it into his mouth before it gets too cold. 'No, doesn't sound right. What would be the point?'

  'Trying to throw us off his trail.'

  'Would he even think we were on his trail to that extent?' he says. 'Who can figure out the mind of someone like Gerry Crow? Need to speak to one of the useless had-his-teddy-bear-stolen-at-the-age-of-five brigade.'

  Finish off the fish supper, stuff the paper into my coat pocket and wash my hands in the snow. Light up a cigarette. That post-fish supper nicotine experience.

  Taylor fishes around in his pocket and tosses me a small black book. Crow's life in sixty small pages.

  'Check through that. Look for anything in this area.'

  Get to it in the dim light of the street lamps, while Taylor continues to circle the car kicking at various parts, nothing left of his dinner but chips. Finally says, 'You any good at breaking into these things?'

  Look up from Crow's seedy list of acquaintances. Horrified to see that I'm down there.

  'Naw. Herrod was your man for that.'

  'Well he's not here.'

  Good point. Lose interest in the book because I'm not getting anywhere; wander around the car. The lock on the boot looks pretty rusty, and since it's a hatchback that'll allow us access to the whole thing.

  'Get a crowbar and jemmy the boot lock, or put in a window,' I say.

  He finishes off his chips, tosses the paper onto the ground. The perfect citizen.

  'Good fish supper,' he says. 'Right, I've got something in the boot you can use for that. Break the lock, it'll make less noise. No point in arousing the suspicions of the local constabulary if we don't have to. I expect Charlotte's slept with most of them as well.'

  Very cutting. Pick up the paper he tossed on the ground and put it into a bin along with my own. Retrieve the small crowbar from the boot of Taylor's car.

  'I could eat another one of those,' he says, as I return laden with crime committing goods.

  'A second fish supper?'

  'Aye.'

  I think about it as I get to work. Two fish suppers in quick succession. Greedy but not outlandish. However, no matter the temptation, the second one is likely to be a disappointment.

  Hold the cigarette between my lips, speak without managing to drop it into the snow.

  'Well, I think we'll regret it, but why not? A second fish supper...,' pause for that bit of extra effort, 'might just be called for,' I say as the lock springs open.

  Take another long draw on the smoke, remove the cigarette from my mouth.

  'Might have a haggis supper this time,' I say.

  'Aye, we can get them in a minute. Stop salivating and open the boot.'

  It was your suggestion you bastard. Put the cigarette back in my mouth, lift the boot...need both hands, it's so rusted and stiff.

  The boot opens, we stare at the contents; obvious despite the dim light. A vaguely unpleasant smell drifts out. The cigarette falls from my mouth into the snow.

  'Fuck...'

  'Shit...'

  Taylor reaches forward and pulls at the head of the corpse which is lying bundled in the back of the car. It does not move to his touch, so we both pull at the body more vigorously. It is stiff and unyielding, but eventually we manage to pull it over, and the head comes round to meet us. Eyes and mouth open.

  We stare at it for a while. Neither of us knows what to say. We've spent the last week and a half not having any idea what's going on. We pieced together what we could and came up with some sort of connection. And now everything that we thought made sense has been tossed out the window.

  'Fucking hell,' says Taylor. 'I mean, really... Fuck.'

  42

  Still thinking of Jo. Always thinking of Jo. He doesn't realise that Christmas has passed, such labyrinthine paths has his mind wandered down. Still sees himself giving Jo a Christmas present, cuddling Jo under the duvet on a cold Christmas night, the lights of the tree twinkling in the corner. All I want for Christmas is Jo.

  Head twitches. If only he can find her.

  How long had she been missing before he realised? How many days had he stood outside her house waiting for her to come back before he discovered that she'd gone for good? How many days? How many fucking wasted days? How far could she have gone in that time? Time to go anywhere in the world.

  He didn't know why she'd left. Why had she left? Why would anyone in her position leave like that? She had found someone who would do anything for her, who would love her and run after her and do everything for her, who would keep her warm and safe, who would protect her from the perils of modern city life, which are legion.

  How could she walk out on him that? What kind of thoughtless, selfish slut had she been? Maybe when he finds her, when he finally gets to give her a present, it won't be jewellery and it won't be clothes or chocolates or flowers or tickets to the concert hall. Maybe it will be pain. Fucking pain. Payback pain for the pain that she's inflicted on him, for reasons he cannot understand. Payback pain. Fucking pain. Fucking Jo.

  He is cold, cold to the bones. Hasn't had anything to eat for three days. He was fed at first, but now that's drifted off. Forgotten what food tastes like, forgotten the warmth of it as it slides down his throat. Water and the occasional shot of J&B is not enough. The whisky burns and warms, but still he does not like the taste; nothing can change that.

  His wrists were sore, but eventually the numbness came to take the pain away and now he feels nothing; except for the occasional trickle of blood down his arms after he tries to wrestle himself free. Knows the way to no pain is to stay still, but sometimes he is gripped with a desperation to get away. Jo is out there – sweet Jo – and she needs him. He knows she aches for him the same as he aches for her. Imagines all kinds of things happening to her, and the anger wells within him at the thought of it, at the thought of him not being there to protect her.

  There are so many criminals and dangerous psychopaths out there. And here he is, imprisoned, and there's nothing he can do about it.

  The anger passes. He thinks of a quiet Christmas afternoon. Lights sparkling on the tree, Bing Crosby singing. And Sinatra and Nat King Cole; coal crackling in the fire. Holding hands, his ring around Jo's finger.

  His hands around her throat.

  43

  There's never a ferry when you need one.

  Heading back to Glasgow, the long way round from Dunoon; back the way we came. It's going to take at least a couple of hours in this weather, and we could call someone in Glasgow to do our work for us; but who's that going to be? Who do you call when you've just found your prime suspect dead in his own car, leaving you su
spicious of the two most senior officers at the station?

  Crow had looked as ugly in death as in life. I can't think of anyone I'd feel less sorry for, having found them long dead in the back of their own car. Alerted the locals, but asked them to keep it under their hats for a few hours. Do the necessary, but don't go phoning Glasgow with the news, 'cause Glasgow already knows.

  Still plenty of snow on the ground, no talk in the car. Taylor concentrating on not driving too fast for the conditions, leaving me to concentrate on what the hell is going on. Can think of only two available options.

  Out onto the dual carriageway past Balloch before the snow gives a temporary respite and driving becomes easier. About twenty minutes left of the year, and I can't wait to be done with it. As if tomorrow's going to be any better.

  Taylor speeds through the night. Decides it's time we talked about it. Gerry Crow, dead in his own car.

  'You worked any of it out, Hutton?' he says.

  Gather the thoughts, try not to say them all at once.

  'If Crow had anything to do with the other deaths, there must have been some accomplice who's now taken care of him. Alternatively, and more likely, he had nothing to do with it and has been dealt with, the same as the others, as part of the same deal. Forgetting Ian Healy for a second, 'cause I've no idea where he fits in, of the original gang of five only Bloonsbury is left.'

  'Yep.'

  'So, is it that Jonah's been taking care of all his co-conspirators, or does it mean that someone else is going after them all and Jonah's next in line?'

  'Miller for instance,' he says. 'Or, fuck, I don't know. Since she knows about the Addison case then maybe she's going to be the next victim.'

  'So who do we warn? Bloonsbury or Miller?'

  'Maybe they're in it together.'

  Jesus, maybe they are. Nothing would surprise me now.

  'And what about Healy?' I say.

  'I can't work that out. We know he killed Ann Keller and Bathurst. Herrod was killed at his place. I don't know. Maybe he's working with Bloonsbury. Jonah did let him go after all. Maybe they did a deal.'