On The Right Side
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“Tell me Mr. Sears, was the ocelot, depicted on this card, presented by God (1) Clapping his hands, (2) Willing it, or (3) Another means? You have nothing.”
“F*** YOU! Stop writing articles attacking atheists and go celebrate your stupid f***ing holiday. I am the kind of atheist that works tirelessly to demote your bull**** worldview because I know that you won’t stop your hate mongering until there are none of us left.
I am your enemy and I am better than you because I see right through you.
I don’t want you to think that I am just sending you an e-mail. I want you to fear your
religion and you aren’t going to stop me. I’m coming”
“….there is really no reason to expect that an Accounting professor would be versed in religious history but, I would think that somewhere along your educational path you would have been exposed to the absurdities of religion, in general, and Christianity in particular.”
“Congratulations on making yourself look like an educated dolt. I’m glad you are only a
professor of accounting, and not of something that people actually care about.”
“Sir, you are the egocentric, not to mention arrogant, one in this scenario. It frightens me that your email comes from an educational institution. If you don’t know the difference between fact and belief, perhaps you should cease to be lazy.”
“When you have something intelligent to say, please do so. In the meantime, you are welcome to keep your dime store psychology to yourself.”
“You are a sad pathetic person – stick to accounting.”
“Psycho! This is truthfully THE most ridiculous article I have ever read. Quit spreading
your disinformation.”
Enough from atheists. Here are some from other columns:
“You may be a professor but you are a very ignorant person to use the terms ‘Environmental Crazies.’ Your stupid grinning face is an eyesore in The Daily Star.”
“I hope you don’t get paid for your articles in The Daily Star because they suck just as much as you do. And you are teaching our youth at a private school, haha what a joke. Stop being an ass and start embracing change you moron!”
“I wonder how long it will be before you are impeached as a columnist after all the older stubborn closet confederates that soak up your brand of nonsense die off. A very robotic group of readers and listeners.”
“….but remember that in the polls he put John McCain to shame. People all across this country voted 3 to 1 for Obama.”
I had to remind him that the final vote was 53% to 46% and that 3 to 1 would be 75% to 25%. I told him that that was the problem with liberals. They were all emotion and no facts. When they do use facts they distort them in their favor. This person really didn’t want to hear this and proceeded to go off the deep end.
“Buzz off prick. They should remove your section. It’s stupid and it’s only your view….Why don’t you go back to Texas and kiss Bush’s ass and thank him for us for what he put this country thru the last eight years……Why don’t you take that stimulus check you received and stick it up your candy ***”
He still wasn’t done. “three words to say to you F*** YOU A******. Republican faggot”
“Here’s MY solution to the problem….(and Very ecologically friendly)….PLANT A BUSH….6 feet down, where the sun NEVER shines….your ignorance is ONLY outweighed by your arrogance….but that tends to be the Republican way….and you carry that mantle of mental inability SO well!!!”
“Hilarious. The idiot conservative who mindlessly prattles off discredited nonsense about Hillary Clinton says someone ELSE can’t think for himself. What a joke. Just like you are. And you are, as I said, nothing but a liar.”
“So I suggest that you stick to what you know best: spread sheets and ledgers and leave the political analysis and commentary to your better-educated colleagues who may be able to discern the difference between the truth and threadbare right-wing propaganda.”
See why I loved writing this column?
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Ever want to tweak a liberal but couldn’t find the right words? How about those uncomfortable topics they seem to have a corner on because of their “liberal” abuse of the facts? Take heart – This book is for you.
A compilation of his columns over the past five years, Tom Sears has articulated the conservative position and philosophies on everything from abortion to evolution, atheism to global warming, Gitmo to offshore drilling, illegal immigration to the United Nations. Always with fact, truth and data to support his writings, Sears does not disappoint. Always articulate, he succeeds in raising the ire of everyone to the left of Rush. Want proof? Just check the Letters to the Editor usually a couple of days after each column.
Breaking the stereotypical role of an educator, Tom’s conservative viewpoints are a refreshing departure from what is wrongly represented as “the majority of society,” and are as entertaining as they are educational.
Trust me when I say, if you are a conservative, these writings
will resonate within your heart, and you’ll wish they were yours – and if I know Tom, he won’t mind you using them as if they were. After all, it’s the message that matters – not who delivers it.
Bill Sears
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