The Twelve Disasters of Christmas

by J P Sayle

  Joe strode past Stuart, taking a deep inhale of his scent. He regretted it when he felt his body stir. He quickened his pace. Going directly to the kitchen, he willed his body to behave. He needed to get himself under control if he wanted Stuart to agree to his proposition.

  “Joe, stop. Please. We can’t keep going on like this. I hate that I’ve made you this angry at me. This is worse than when you first moved in and I couldn’t get you to even look at me. God, I thought that was total torture. But this somehow feels ten times worse. I’ll do anything to make this better between us. Just tell me what to do. I’ve said I’m sorry more times than I can count.”

  Joe let Stuart talk while he pulled out the pizzas, even when he wanted to shout with glee and do a happy dance. Stuart had taken the bait. Hook, line, and sinker.

  He composed his face, making sure to give nothing away as he turned back to face the now silent, brooding Stuart. Joe felt his breath catch at how stunning he looked. His dirty blond hair gleamed under the kitchen lights. His slashing cheekbones were darkened by the hint of afternoon stubble. His masculine jaw showed off his full lips. The black suit he wore hung open, revealing a pale pink shirt that had several buttons undone at his neck while the silver knotted tie hung loosely halfway down his chest. Sexy golden skin peeked out, making Joe’s mouth water for a taste.

  Joe rubbed his wet palms down his legs before shoving his twitching hands into his pant pockets, not sure he could resist touching if he left them at his sides.

  “Anything?” Joe let the one word hang between them, watching Stuart’s nostrils flare and his eyes go stormy.

  “Yes. Anything. You. Want.” Stuart enunciated each word.

  Joe moved his hands, in pockets that now felt smaller, towards his cock when it started to fill. The possibilities those words offered him had him nudging his cock back down. Joe took a deep inhale, willing himself to stand tall and not fidget under Stuart’s intense scrutiny.

  “There is something I want. We’ve talked about it before, but there is also an added extra I now want to add to the mix.” Joe saw awareness cross Stuart’s face along with resignation before he nodded.

  “I said anything.”

  The quiet statement had Joe shift a step closer. He held up his hand.

  “You haven’t heard the other part…”

  Stuart raised his finger, indicating he should stop talking. Joe clasped his lips together impatiently, waiting for Stuart to continue.

  “I said anything. I don’t lie.”

  The silence that followed had Joe believe Stuart would have heard his audible gulp. He swallowed, clearing his throat when it clogged up at the implication of those words. His cock went from semi to rock hard, making his head swim at the sudden blood movement to his nether regions.

  Joe rushed to speak before Stuart decided to change his mind. Regardless of what he said, Joe had a feeling he would baulk at the request he was about to make.

  “I want Greg, Aaden, Brad, and Martin to watch us while I fuck you.” Joe saw Stuart blanch. The colour bled from his face, leaving him pale. He clamped his mouth shut when “it doesn’t matter” wanted to come out.

  He shuffled from one foot to the other, knowing it was up to Stuart now. Joe licked his dry lips. Looking at the fridge, he considered getting a drink. The thought died as his head shot back round to look at Stuart. His ears buzzed.

  “Okay, but no one gets to touch you or me. Watching only, agreed?” Joe stepped closer to Stuart, straining to hear him. He felt the heat inside his chest spread at the trust he could see on Stuart’s face when he took the final step to reach him.

  Stuart’s firm arms dragged him into a hug, allowing him to let out the breath he hadn’t realised he’d been holding. He buried his head in the crook of Stuart’s neck and inhaled deeply. His body relaxed into the stronghold when large hands gripped his arse, hoisting him up.

  “If you’re getting my arse for Christmas, then it’s only right I get to have yours, now.” The sexy growl had a breathy moan escape from Joe’s lips. He was sure it coated Stuart mouth as it descended onto his. Joe writhed when Stuart deepened the kiss, crushing his mouth, forcing him to open and accept the possessive sweep of his tongue as it tangled with his.

  He felt them moving when his cock got a sensual rub against Stuart’s hard abs. Joe felt his lips lift in pleasure, knowing exactly where they were headed. His mind, he found, didn’t give two hoots getting clouded with sexual tension when his body vibrated against Stuart’s.

  He drowned in the sensations, losing himself in the kiss. He forgot all about his promise to text Brad as Stuart obliterated all his coherent thoughts under the onslaught of his tongue and his lips, devouring him whole.

  On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

  The orangutan and the scrubber

  22nd December

  The sound of excited voices mixed with the Christmas songs that played from the radio in the corner of the office. The noise had been slowly building all morning. Greg lifted his head from the computer screen, distracted. His lips curled up at the excited buzz stirring around him. His eyes twinkled with delight as he surveyed the room and colourful array of Christmas jumpers that everyone customarily wore on the last day of work.

  He’d gone with a bright green tight-fitting jumper, with crazy Father Christmas’s doing all sorts of things from mooning to humping Mrs. Christmas. It had been Gemma’s bright idea, saying it suited him down to the ground. As far as he was concerned, Paul’s jumper won the prize for the funniest. Thinking initially he’d made no effort, it was only when he turned and faced him and the caption blazoned across the front “Happy Birthday Jesus” caught his eye that he cracked up laughing.

  The decorated walls and desktops full of Christmas cheer really couldn’t compete with those milling around. Everyone was counting the minutes down until one o’clock and freedom.

  Greg rubbed his hands down his trouser legs. The little ball of panic sitting heavily in his gut had him check the wall clock. His hands jittered at his sides. Only thirty minutes before he could finally finish off his Christmas shopping and present wrapping. He couldn’t wait for it to get started. He bounced till his chair squeaked in protest.

  He was ecstatic that Martin had decided to keep with the old boss’s traditions. Giving them all a Christmas bonus of an additional two-weeks paid leave over the holiday period, finishing on a half day.

  He absentmindedly raised his hand and rubbed his aching eyes. He cursed none too quietly as he winced. He dropped his hand to the desk, but not before he caught Louise’s smirk. He gave her a toothy smile, trying not to look down at the putrid sage-green jumper. A jumper that was far too tight for her ample figure and had the reindeers dance on her rolls of fat.

  He looked back at his computer, trying not to think about the last three days. To say his colleagues and friends had been shocked that he’d been assaulted by Vic was an understatement, but it still hadn’t stopped the teasing he’d had to endure.

  Greg shuddered, recalling the visit Gemma had paid him Monday night while he’d still been suffering the after-effects of the punch and the alcohol. Aaden had had to restrain her from adding to his woes. She’d been that furious at him for finding out secondhand from a friend, who’d been in the bar and who had witnessed the whole thing. This was not, she informed him, how to find out your besty had been assaulted.

  She had literally come down on him like a ton of bricks. And Aaden had made it worse by howling with laughter. Tears had run down his face the whole time she’d reamed Greg’s backside. After she’d left with plans to catch up tonight, Aaden’s humour had continued to grate. His “it served him right’ had gone down like a lead balloon.

  He huffed and blew his fringe out of his eyes. He didn’t want to think about the epic sulk he’d had, flouncing off to bed early. Fidgeting with his pen, he lost track of time recalling it hadn’t been a total waste. Not sure if it was his sulk or just that Aaden was open to his suggestion about
Christmas Eve, but the easy agreement to Joe’s plans still caused him to flush with excitement and his ears to burn. His brain kept harking back to all the possibilities. Hell, he was surprised he’d been able to work this morning after Brad had come to talk to him last night. He’d explained about Joe’s setup and how the cameras captured the whole room.

  Greg nibbled his lip, thinking about his plans for this evening. He maybe should have mentioned that he’d invited Nick, Greg, and Brad to come along with him and Gemma tonight to Aaden. Not that he was a hundred per cent sure, yet, if they were coming. After the fallout from Sunday, he figured he was still in Martin and Stuart’s bad books. And it was not just because he couldn’t come to work on Monday. No, it was their lack of response to their repeated phone calls that had both Martin and Stuart spitting mad. His own ears still rung from the lecture he’d received.

  Rubbing at the back of his neck, he toyed with his mouse with his other hand. He sensed Louise’s stare, but he did his best to ignore it. He folded his lips together, ensuring his purple bruised eyes stayed on the computer screen in front of him, directing his attention towards the figures he’d been inputting. Figures he was having to re-input to ensure there were no other errors with any of the other work he’d done.

  The doubt he’d inadvertently input the wrong data was now gone. Though it still didn’t make it any easier at work. He was still getting a few odd looks from his work colleagues. And it didn’t help with the whole “you have to keep shtum, Greg” conversation Brody had had with him. He was not to engage in conversation about what had happened on the Friday before last. That if Louise mentioned anything or anyone else did, then he was to keep note of what they said, but not get into a “he said, she said” debate.

  He sighed. That was all right for them because they weren’t the one with a guilty sign flashing above their heads.

  Were they? No, they bloody weren’t.

  Having a plan didn’t help him day to day or with the urge to belt the living daylights out of his work colleagues to make them confess.

  His hand twitched over the mouse as he clicked on the CRS Excel spreadsheet. The submission of the data was planned for the middle of January, which meant they couldn’t execute their plan to catch Louise, or whoever it was, until then. Aaden had questioned Brody at the time about how he could help when he’d surely be back at work by then. He’d evaded answering but had assured both Martin and Stuart that he would sort it all out for them, no matter what.

  Brody’s assurance, he noted, had left Nick with an odd expression that Greg had yet to challenge him on. But with the disasters that seemed to happen when they all got together, he’d been distracted from asking. It would seem the fates were allowing Nick to fly under the radar. He made a mental note to talk to Gemma about it when she came to his at tea time. She was better than the gestapo at getting information from people. And he needed to remember that if he wanted to keep himself safe.

  He rolled his eyes, regretting it when they ached. He heaved a heavy sigh when those same secrets flooded his mind. Secrets he was sweating bullets over, frightened of letting the cat out of the bag, again. His big mouth had already got him in trouble with Aaden and had gone and upset Brad. Now, all he’d need to make a perfect shit trifecta was for Gemma to find out he was holding back on her.

  Greg locked that thought away, trying to think positively, not wanting that thought to be put out there. He already had enough to consider with Gemma coming to his home and not Aaden’s, so he wouldn’t have a barrier between. His stomach jumped right on board with the idea of pretending not to be in when Gemma arrived. His brow furrowed when he knew he wouldn’t do that to Gemma.

  “If you scowl at the computer screen any harder, I’m sure it’s going to question what it’s done wrong.”

  Stuart’s lazy drawl had Greg’s head fire up. His eyes danced with humour at the laughing white snowman emoji, with googly eyes, bobbling about in front of his face. The bright blue jumper matched Stuart’s navy fitted trousers. The scent of Stuart’s Diesel aftershave wafted over the fragrances of cinnamon coming from the Christmas air fresheners hanging around the room. The rich scent fitted the raw masculine power that seemed to emanate from Stuart. Even the humorous jumper didn’t detract from the strength.

  Greg gave himself a little shake. “Sorry, I was thinking about something.” He gave Stuart a half smile, only then noticing the smug satisfaction that had been sadly lacking since Sunday. Greg felt his cheeks shift into a smile. Shifting closer to Stuart, he whispered, “Did someone get lucky last night?”

  Greg giggled when Stuart moved even closer and leant down. His breath ghosted Greg’s ear as he whispered back.

  “That would be an understatement. Let’s just say, Joe might find it hard to sit down today. Oh, by the way, make sure you dress appropriately for Sunday evening. I want to make sure I get a good eyeful.”

  The husky words left Greg speechless, and his mouth dropped open. Red-hot heat spread up his neck and had him wonder if he resembled a fire engine. He watched Stuart wink before he strolled away, whistling tunelessly.

  Greg buried his head in his hands, noticing they trembled ever so slightly. He tugged at his hair. He hoped the pain would stop a very obvious problem from sprouting at Stuart’s bold statement. He shook his head as he realised Joe had finally unleashed his plan and that it had worked. Greg blinked slowly when that thought sunk in.

  Oh dear Christ, it is really going to happen.

  He swallowed the large ball, of what he wasn’t sure, that stuck in his throat. He coughed, licking his lips.

  Well, now it would seem, they only needed Brad and Martin on board. He looked over to Martin’s closed office door. He hadn’t seen him all morning. Greg wondered if he’d even come into work today.

  The sound of a chairs squeaking brought his attention back to the office around him. The array of people in their outdoor clothes had his gaze move back to the clock. “Woo-hoo, party time.” Greg exclaimed to the room, getting a few high fives, as he stood after saving his documents and switching off his computer.

  He tidied away his things, locking his files in his desk drawers. He pocketed the keys and grabbed his own turquoise leather jacket. He’d gone with black trousers, so his jacket really popped when it was zipped up and hid his jumper.

  He lifted his rucksack. His aim was to collect, wrap, and hide Aaden’s presents in it this afternoon when he got home. The last couple of weeks helping and practically living at Aaden’s had left him no time to finish his Christmas shopping. And though he had some gifts sorted, they weren’t wrapped. It was part of the reason he’d decided to go home this afternoon so he could finish off the last few things he needed to do.

  His face stretched into a large grin, thinking about how grim Aaden had looked when he’d said he wasn’t coming back till Christmas Eve. It didn’t do his ego any harm, knowing Aaden wasn’t in the least bit happy about the separation.

  Greg shouted a farewell and “see you Sunday” to everyone as he rushed out the door. The biting cold slap of the wind took his breath away for a minute. He exhaled, and diving head first into the wind, he strode towards town.

  Greg raced from one shop to the next, his arms bulging under the weight of the bags he carried. The flush of satisfaction when he got back to his car was still with him when he arrived home and parked on the drive. He caught sight of the time and realised he had a couple of hours to spare before Gemma arrived.

  He hopped out of the car and unpacked his boot. He waved at his next-door neighbour as he lugged the bags up the path. He kept his gaze fixed on his front door, not wanting to get caught in the “you haven’t been around lately” conversation. He liked Mrs. Dawson, but her nosy intrusion could be a little too much, especially when he didn’t have time to stop and shoot the breeze with her, like now.

  He unlocked his front door. His nose wrinkled up at the smell of disuse. He dropped his bags at the bottom of the stairs, removed his coat and hung it up on the coat r
ack. All the while trying to hold his breath, he went into the front room and opened windows.

  He ignored the chilly air filling the room and the layer of dust he could see coating everything. He blew his hair out of his eyes as he moved around the house, opening even more windows before heading to the kitchen.

  He halted in the kitchen doorway. His nose rebelled along with his stomach at the awful stench permeating the air. “Christ almighty, what the hell is that stench?” Greg took a breath and pinched his nose before running around the kitchen, pulling open cupboards, searching for the culprit.

  The vegetable rack offered the answer. Greg eyed what had once been a bag of mushrooms and was now a bag of putrid slime. He hesitated to touch the bag. “Come on, you silly sod, it won’t bite.” His hand continued to hover while his brain thought that maybe Gemma could be persuaded to move it for him. The thought died quickly when he remembered asking her to get rid of a spider. She had decided he could wear it instead. Greg shuddered, remembering the feel of legs scuttling over his arm.

  No, he was going to have to do this himself. He held his nose tighter as he lifted the dripping bag. Greg heaved when he had to release his nose to open the back door. He fumbled with the lock on the door, holding his breath. His lungs screamed at the length of time it was taking. He thrust the door open and inhaled the icy cold air. He didn’t care how it stabbed at his lungs. He just prayed it would help remove the stench from his nose. He ran out, threw the lid open on the wheelie bin, and dropped in the bag. The squelching sound as it landed had him jump back and slam the lid.

  Greg darted back inside. Shivering, he closed the door.

  He lifted his hand to push back his hair. Pausing, he cursed up a storm at the stench of rotting vegetables that had his hand smell like something had died on it. His lips curled in disgust as he held his arm away from his body and went to the kitchen sink. He quickly washed his hands with disinfectant soap. He gave them a good sniff before drying them off.