Heavenly Hoboes

by Bob Brewer

To: God c/o Scribe

  cc Book of Records, last entry

  Supreme Being: The checklist I have included in this post as an attachment for your eyes only is really more for my benefit than yours. As you will recall in a previous entry there was a matter of some urgency that required my immediate attention. I know now that had I started a checklist earlier, the matter wouldn’t have arisen, ergo: the list. By the way, the matter referenced is number 4068*B. We are getting close to the end of the to-dos and looking forward with much excitement to working hand in hand with you again. On that Record’s issue previously discussed, I fully understand your position. Host

  To: Host. I see you have not yet taken my palaver advice to heart. On the list, you might want to take a second look at number 5437, re: Alley meeting. God, cc etc etc.

  To: Host. Eyes only? Speaking of eyes, have you seen what your boys are up to recently while you’re out making up lists? Naughty, naughty. Gabriel cc Scribe and Michael