Heavenly Hoboes

by Bob Brewer

To: God c/o Scribe

  cc Book of Records last entry

  Supreme Being: I had intended to send this post directly to Gabriel since I can feel his growing concern that Douglas and McDougal are headed for sure disaster, however, I also feel the necessity of having each step of the mission fully recorded for future reference. So, Gabriel, as you read this post, know that although by celestial design nothing can ever be completely ruled out, I am as certain as diligence allows that I have considered all the contingencies and am prepared to altar the course as necessary. Then, of course, if all else fails, I still have you and Michael to fall back on. Host

  To: Host. And me. I am here always. God, cc etc. etc

  To: Host. I wouldn’t worry so much if you had a little more recent experience in these matters, or, if you would relent and let me in on your plans Gabriel, no cc