A Preposterous Portfolio of Parodies: Free Selections from Spoofs of The Hobbit, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Star Trek and More
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“Henry, Cereals’ dying! We’ve got to save him,” Horrendous screeched. All three of them had returned to Heidi’s back, and the past hadn’t happened yet. Although Horrendous was starting to feel airsick.
“Isn’t he evil?” Really asked, less than helpfully.
A globby purple eddy opened in the space before them, smelling faintly of grape jello. “Is this normal?” Henry asked, turning to stare at Horrendous. He sat at the front of the hippogriff, looking no more confused than usual.
“The purple thing, returning from death, repeating dialogue, or having breath that smells like feet?”
Really Wimpy squealed and clutched Horrendous inappropriately. “We’re heading straight into it!”
As the teens plunged through, Horrendous’s last words floated behind them: “Oh no, it’s another franchise!”