Daughter of a Hood Legend

by Latoya Nicole

  “You paying for my food big money?” I knew he was trying to be funny, but I had time today. Taking a hundred dollar bill, I passed it to the girl taking orders.

  “Let him get whatever he wants.” Without saying anything else, I walked to the corner and started playing on my phone. As soon as he was done ordering, he brought his sexy ass over to where I was standing.

  “Why the fuck are you so damn mean? You need some dick don’t you?” When he said that, he grabbed his crotch area and I had to fight to keep my eyes from falling out. I thought about Breezy and knew there was no way that thing could fit inside of somebody ass.

  “I don’t need shit but some good ass prices. You got me?” Laughing, he leaned into my face. I could smell the double mint on his breath and I wanted to slide my tongue in his mouth.

  “I thought we were past that. I’m trying to get in your pants not in your pockets.” I want you in my pants.

  “Nigga please. It must irk your soul that it’s a bitch out here you can’t fuck.” Laughing, he leaned closer. Our lips touched this time when he talked.

  “Oh, I can fuck you. I can see it in your eyes that you want this dick. Can I fuck you Roulette?” YESSSSSS!!!

  “Move, she calling my number.” Walking off, I could hear him laugh at me walking funny. It felt like my juices was running down my legs. Grabbing my chicken, I got the fuck up out of there before I lost my virginity next to a damn soda vending machine. He had me feeling a certain kind of way and he knew it.

  My ass was power walking to my car, trying to get in and pull off before he came out. I knew if me and Capone did business, that shit would have to be via phone. Nigga send me my drugs through the mail. If not, my ass would be getting dick and dope at the same damn time.

  “So, you gone leave me in there getting chicken with a hard dick.” Laughing, I tried to reach for my car handle, but his ass wasn’t going.

  “I’m not on that with you, but we can do business together. We’ll set up the details later, but it has to be an anonymity clause. Nobody can know I’m Roulette. If you can agree to that, and your numbers are looking good, you have a deal.” The curious look came over his face and he pulled me to him. Inhaling his scent, I knew I had to let go before I did something stupid. Running away from him, I leaned on the back of my car.

  “You gone give in sooner than later, but I got you. I’ll accept your clause baby girl.” He was about to say something else until something caught his eye. Right then, I knew I fucked up. I was in the Bugatti and the plates said VB. All my daddy cars said that back in the day. He always talked about how long he had his plates. If he knew anything about my father, I was sure he put two and two together.

  “Get the fuck out of here. There is no way you are the daughter of a legend. Vicious is your father?” Before I could respond, some bitch started talking shit.

  “I don’t give a fuck who her daddy is, she better get the fuck out of your face before I beat her ass.” You could tell Capone was pissed, but I didn’t give a fuck. She was about to die and had no idea. Not because she disrespected me, but because she heard him say who I was.

  “Tanya get the fuck on. I’m not your nigga. Take your ass home and clean the fuck up, I’m sure you ain’t got that shit smell out of there that fast.” Laughing, I should have known he fucked with trifling bitches. Pulling my knife out, I decided to be nice and let them finish their back and forth.

  “Cap, don’t try and front nigga. You done fucked me in that same house a many of nights. Now you in front of this boujie ass bitch trying to pretend like you not my nigga.” Looking to him, I couldn’t wait to see what he was about to say next. This shit was getting juicy.

  “Bitch you tried it and I’m not gone repeat myself. You got ten seconds to take your trifling ass back to your section 8 living quarters, and then I’m going to show you why mother fuckers hate me. Your kids about to be motherless and those shitty lil bitches gone need somebody to change them dollar store pampers.” They were about to need that anyway. I laughed when he gave her a look to let her know he wasn’t playing. She stood her ground, and he moved towards her to fuck her up.

  It wasn’t no need for all of that, because she was about to blink and be with Jesus. In one swift motion, I punched her in the side of the head. When she went down, I decided to do some fancy shit trying to show off for Capone. Dropping down in a split, I stabbed her in the throat and brought the knife straight across.

  “Shorty what the fuck.” I knew I should have gotten up and got the fuck up out of there, but when I went down, I think I popped my pussy bone. A bitch was in pain and stuck. Knowing I needed his help, I looked up towards him. His ass was looking shocked, but it was no time for that.

  “Nigga close your mouth and help me up, a bitch done dropped down and got stuck. My whole left pussy lip numb.” Laughing, he picked me up and carried me to my car.

  “Follow me. I’m not playing with your ass, you better fucking follow behind me.” I knew he had questions, but I wasn’t ready to answer them yet. As soon as he walked off, I took off like a bat out of hell. Even if I wanted to talk, I had to get home before my controlling ass psycho father made it back. Since his ass be all out and about now, it makes it harder on me. We were gone have to come to an understanding soon. There was no way both of our grown ass should have been sneaking in and out of the house. Now he doesn’t have to, but my ass still making my way downtown walking fast in my White Chicks voice.

  Speeding home, I parked and flew through the tunnel. My fries was going to be nasty as hell, but I was about to bang this shit. Holding my food, I headed through the underground railroad and made my way back inside. As soon as I sat down in my room, I heard footsteps coming. Slapping the chicken behind the bed, I grabbed my phone like I was playing with it.

  “Hey, we’re back. I’m about to lay it down, but tomorrow imma take yall shopping. Wait, is that Harold’s I smell?” This big nose ass nigga needed to get the fuck on.

  “Daddy, you know damn well white people don’t know how to make no mild sauce.” Laughing, he walked out of the room, and I went behind the bed looking for my chicken. One piece fell on the floor, and I gave no fucks. Picking my shit up, I dusted it off and bit in. Ain’t nothing wrong with a lil floor chicken. My phone went off and I didn’t recognize the number that was texting me. Opening up my messages, I smiled when I read it.

  312-421-5621: You a hard headed mother fucker. This dick gone give you some act right though. I will see you tomorrow. If you not at my house, I’m coming to find you. As you can see, it’s not hard. Storing his number in my phone, I was gone have to find a way to get to his house. If he came here, all hell would break loose. We needed to discuss business anyway. I’ll tell Breezy what’s going on and that way she could go too.

  He wouldn’t be able to get the draws as long as I had somebody with me. At least I hoped. Breezy wasn’t shit and she would leave me in a fight if it meant I was gone get some dick after. Deciding to text him back, I thought about what to say.

  ME: I only got one daddy and you seem to have enough bitches on your plate. See you tomorrow.

  Capone: Night Vicious Jr. Choosing not to admit to that, I continued to eat my food.

  Five

  BREEZY

  I know I was wrong, but here I was at Glitch’s place fucking the UPS man while he was out handling business for Kalina. Mother fuckers can blame my mama for me being a hoe. She slept with all my daddy’s friends. It was no way that gene was gone pass me up the way she was out here hoeing. That’s one of the things me and Kalina had in common, we were both raised by our dads.

  My daddy came home and caught my mama with one of his workers when I was five. He beat her ass and dragged her out of the house. Told her if she ever showed her face again, he was going to kill her ass. I ain’t seen the bitch since. My thing is, if I had a kid, that nigga would have had to kill me because I was coming back for mine. Ever since then, I been like fuck Hector in my Chris Tucker voice. That bitch can eat a d
ick for all I care.

  I blame Big Back as well. That’s probably part of the reason I don’t listen to shit he tell me and why he let me get away with so much. He was the reason I didn’t have a mother. A week later he come bringing some bitch that barely speaka any englis in the house talking about this your new mama. I ran that bitch away in a week and I been running them bitches off ever since.

  Damn shame the only thing I got from my mama is a hoe trait. I often wondered if she fucked my God daddy Vicious since she fucked all of Big Back’s friends. I’m sure he would never tell it, but the thought crosses my mind a lot. Remembering I’m supposed to be moaning, I went back to faking. My ass in here on some hoe shit and it’s not even worth it. Right as I counted to ten and did another moan, the front door opened and I knew I was about to die.

  “Father God if you are listening, make sure that the stairway to heaven ain’t long. I’m kind of out of shape and I don’t want to stand before you out of breath. Also, when Glitch takes me out, make sure his dick no longer works, I don’t want him to be able to fuck after he kill me from doing the same thing. Oh, and one more thing God, if it’s in you to be a blessing, please let the wind be the reason the door opened. I know we’re in an apartment building on the fourth floor, but you’re in the miracle business. Amen.” As soon as I finished my prayer, the nigga Glitch gave me a hammer fist to the face. UPS ran his ass out the door without even grabbing his uniform. If I got out of this alive, I was taking that bitch to his boss and telling them he showed up to my house and got naked.

  “Glitch, listen. I’m sorry and I know I was wrong. Don’t kill me I promise I won’t do it again. If it makes it any better, the shit was whack as hell and nobody fucks me like you do.” His ass wasn’t trying to hear that shit and took off after my ass.

  Running towards the bed, I grabbed the lamp and caught his ass right in the forehead with that bitch. My ass was feeling victorious until he elbowed me in the side. A fart seeped out and I prayed the shit didn’t stank. He might really kill my ass then.

  “You got me fucked up Breezy. In my fucking house though. IN MY FUCKING HOUSE.”

  “Baby, it’s an apartment. I would have never tried no shit like that in your house.” Realizing I wasn’t helping the situation, I looked for something else to grab. This nigga was about to try and kill me and I wasn’t ready to die. Please Lord, be a shield.

  “Breezy you think this shit a game, but I’m about to show your ass.” My ass was playing not it on his ass. He ran towards me and I jumped over the bed and ran to the dresser. Holding the end, I tried to get out of the shit.

  “I’m at the base baby. You can’t get me if I make it to the base.” This nigga threw his shoe at me and I knew that wasn’t gone work. “Baby, please can we just talk. For real, let me explain.” You could see him waiting for me to give him a good ass explanation, and I prayed God gave me one. “Baby, you refuse to make us official, so I thought it was okay for me to fuck other people. I thought that’s what you wanted.”

  “You telling me, you thought I wanted you fucking some nigga in some lil ass booty shorts that delivers my packages? You think this shit funny and I’m not for the type of games you play my nigga.” He was big mad and now I felt bad. I should have known not to follow in my mama footsteps, she wasn’t a good hoe her ass got caught.

  “I’m not playing, I really didn’t know you had a problem with me sleeping with other niggas. This was the first time I did it and we used a condom. I’m sorry and it won’t happen again.” This nigga lunged at my ass and had his hands choking the nut out of my throat.

  “What the fuck are yall doing? Glitch, let her go.” Hearing Kalina’s voice had me grateful than a mother fucker because he released me.

  “Get the fuck out of my spot before I kill your bitch ass.” Not wanting to slap God in the face for my blessing, I grabbed my clothes and walked out of the door. Forgetting my panties, I turned to go back inside.

  “I forgot my… Never mind.” His face told me if I walked my ass back in there, I was being carried out. Not wanting those problems. I got dressed in the hall way and left out with Kalina.

  “Girl I don’t know what you doing here, but I’m grateful your ass walked through that door. I was running out of shit to say to get his ass up off me.” I laughed, but she didn’t crack a smile.

  “If you wasn’t my best friend, I would have let him do just that. If you did what I think from the way the scene looked, you deserved everything you got. We were about to have a meeting about Capone, the shipment, and the dumb ass nigga Lil Veno for coming up over !00K short on his payment.”

  “Look, I already got beat enough from Glitch. I didn’t mean to do it and I’m sorry. He acts like he not out here fucking bitches.” You could tell she was appalled.

  “Bitch, he don’t fuck them in your house. You’re not that crazy. You know what you did wrong, but that’s not my business. If he dumb enough to take you back, he has every right to kill your ass if you do it again. Disrespectful ass and spray this on, your ass smell like sex.” Snatching the perfume from her, I sprayed myself and jumped in my car. I didn’t mean for all of this to happen. My hoe tendencies kicked in, and UPS was looking fine as fuck. I shouldn’t have done that shit in his house, I know that, but I was sorry. Shit wasn’t even worth it. Nigga couldn’t fuck if I grabbed his dick and did it for him. Fucked up part is, I love Glitch. His ass didn’t want to commit, so my ass fucked other niggas. I thought it would make him say fuck it and settle down, but the shit backfired on my ass.

  I trailed Kalina to the warehouse. I’m glad she never asked me to help her kill one of these niggas. I had no problem beating a nigga up, or even killing a nigga that deserved to die. Kalina ass be killing niggas if they look at her wrong and I wasn’t with that shit. From the stories we’ve heard, she is just like her daddy through and through. That nigga didn’t give second chances or second thoughts. My conscience would eat me alive if I killed someone for some of the shit she killed for.

  Pulling up, I got out and walked towards her. She wasn’t talking, so I knew I had pissed her off. Feeling like shit, I moped as I made my way inside. A few minutes later, Glitch walked in as well. You could tell the stunt I pulled really pissed him off, but I wasn’t about to say shit. His ass wasn’t about to embarrass me in front of his workers. I would go back later to apologize and I hope he heard me.

  “Lil Veno front and center.” He looked shocked that she was calling him out, like his ass didn’t know his money was short.

  “What up boss lady?” His ass talking all friendly like he ain’t know he was about to die.

  “Is there a reason why my shit is missing a 100K.” This bold ass nigga shrugged his shoulders like it wasn’t shit.

  “I needed it.” Walking over to the cabinet, she grabbed her gun. I laughed at how Glitch was standing right behind Veno. You would think his ass would move.

  “Are you feeling lucky?” This lil nigga shrugged again. His ass must be ready to die. She shrugged hers right back and pulled the trigger. When it just clicked, everybody in the room gasped. It’s like they were rooting for him. She pulled the trigger again, and nothing happened. His ass smiled. This crazy bitch got mad and pulled the trigger until it sounded off sending his brains in Glitch’s lap.

  “I know I normally don’t do shit that way, but I’m the bitch with the big balls. This my shit and I can do what the fuck I want. Get yall friend up off the floor and clean this shit up. If any of you mother fuckers give me a bag with a dollar short, you can join his ass. I’m not for the dumb shit and I don’t like short money. Are we clear?” Everybody nodded, and she waved me and Glitch towards her office. Once we got inside, she went off again.

  “Glitch, this is the crew you picked. Get they ass right or get left. You and Breezy need to fix whatever the fuck yall got going on, I need us to be on point when I make this deal with Capone. There can’t be a division in our shit.”

  “With all due respect, you can’t make me fuck with thi
s bitch. I’m good on that. Business will be fine, or they ass will disappear. I’ll make sure my lil niggas are in order.” He walked out and I was left there looking stupid.

  Six

  CAPONE

  After making sure a nigga was looking daddyish, I sprayed myself with some Bond Number Nine. Roulette was on her way for our meeting and I knew I had to be on point. I don’t know if it was business, or her ass was scared, but she wasn’t fucking with me. I been texting her since that night at Harold’s and she barely responds. I knew I had it bad when I fucked this shorty last night and I was thinking about Roulette.

  When she killed Tanya, my dick was hard and I was nervous at the same damn time. I knew in my heart this bitch was crazy and I’m too old for that kind of shit. She took that girl out without blinking, but it was how she did it that let me know she was really off her rockers. Her ass went down in a split to cut somebody throat. Who the fuck does that? I would have to beat shorty ass if she ever thought shit was sweet. I would have to give her half the dick, because it would be a lot of dead bitches around here if I gave her all of me. My stroke game keep the bitches losing they brains. That’s why I move around so much. I wish nobody else had to be at this meeting, but she was bringing her girl. Shitz and my mama would also be in attendance. I knew I was gone have to stay professional, but I wanted shorty in the worse way.

  “Aight yall, before she get here I want yall to know what the deal is. I want this shit to go smooth and no questions being asked. All she needs to know are the numbers and everything else is smooth sailing. She already gave me her terms and if you all start asking the questions I already know the answer too, shit gone look like we not on one accord. She is a female, but let’s not act like she’s not running the entire city. We don’t wanna go to war with that, we want to get money with it.