London Observed

by Doris Lessing

  The Modigliani girl answered her, and her voice was just as much in a local pattern as the American’s. Somewhere in England, at a girls’ school, at some time probably in the late sixties or early seventies, there must have been a headmistress, or even a head girl, of extreme force of character, or elegant, or rich, or pretty, but at least with some quality that enabled her to impose her style on everyone, making her enviable, copiable … by a class – then a school – then by several. For often and everywhere is to be found this voice among professional women formed at that time. It is a little breathy high voice that comes from a circumscribed part of the women who use it, not more than two square inches of the upper chest, certainly not a chest cavity or resonating around a head. Oh dear, poor little me, they lisp their appeals to the unkind world; these tough, often ruthless young women who use every bit of advantage they can. Sometimes in a restaurant this voice can be heard from more than one of the tables; or from different parts of a room at a board meeting, or a conference. There they sat, in professional and competent discussion, the American tough guy, the English cutie, or sweetie, or dish, or dolly-face, perfect specimens of their kind, one insisting and grinding, one chitter-chattering, and smiling, turning her beautiful long white neck, curved and taut, while the black silky hair swung on her cheeks.

  Two men watched and listened.

  Then their girl, their colleague, turned her attention back to them. ‘I’m going to play hookey this afternoon. I’m not coming back to my office,’ she almost whispered, and her great emerald eyes widened like a little girl’s at the dark. ‘I want to get home and feed my baby. I’ve got myself a new friend, he’s a baby chow, he’s a little love …’

  The waiter brought the old women’s host his bill: he checked and signed.

  Brought the beauty her bill: she signed having given it a fast cold inspection a million miles from this whispering confiding style, but reminded her colleagues of the sharpness she used in her work. Meanwhile she lisped, ‘My life has changed. When Bill and I parted …’ Bill was her recently divorced husband … I thought that was really it, you know, for ever, absolutely the end for me, but now I have my baby-love, I’ve lost my heart again. He sleeps on my bed, I try to keep him off, I’ve made him a little little nest on the floor – he’s only the size of a big teddy, you know, but he won’t have it …’ She smiled at them, breaking their hearts.

  All three should be back in the office, should have left here half an hour ago, should at least be leaving now, but she held them there: ‘I take him out, I take my baby to the park every morning before I come to work, yes, it’s a discipline, just like a real baby, and when I take him home I give him some little things to play with while I’m gone, he loves to play with green leaves or a twig. Oh he’s so pretty, dancing about in the grass, he’s like a baby lion …’

  They sat on, and would until she broke it, got up to go, abandoned them.

  But if they could not get up and leave her, then it seemed she could not end the business of charming them …

  The Real Thing

  The first time it was Jody who rang Sebastian, and the conversation went like this. ‘Sebastian? Is that Sebastian? I am Jody. Jody! Don’t you know who I am?’

  A pause. ‘Yes, I think so. You’re Henry’s new …’

  ‘Hardly new, surely?’

  A pause. ‘Ah.’ A pause.

  ‘When did you hear about me?’

  ‘Well … I’ve only just heard, actually.’

  The effect was of an explosion at the other end of the line, but a silent one. ‘You’ve only just heard about me? But … For Christ’s sake I’ve been with Henry for over two years now.’

  ‘I have to say that surprises me.’

  ‘Does it? Nobody told you? Angela didn’t say?’

  A pause. ‘No … look here … I’m not … I don’t feel … I’m sorry …’

  ‘Don’t get all English with me, that’s all I need.’

  ‘What do you want?’

  ‘That’s better.’ The voice was American – naturally, since that was what she was – loud, insistent, and tears or laughter were latent in it. ‘I just wanted to talk, that’s all. Don’t hang up on me.’

  ‘I hadn’t intended to.’

  ‘I am going to marry Henry, and you are going to marry Angela. The way I see it, stupid of me, I’m sure, that’s enough of a bond for a short chat.’

  ‘Look,’ he began again, allowing it to be heard that his affability was at risk, ‘I’m perfectly willing to talk about anything you like, but you come as a bit of a surprise.’

  ‘You say Angela has never mentioned me?’

  ‘No, nor Henry.’

  ‘Henry! You mean, you see Henry?’

  ‘Well, yes, sometimes. Civilized you know – all that.’

  ‘Don’t mention that word civilized to me,’ she said violently. I’m sorry, but that word is out.’

  ‘Very well. As you like. But yes, as it happens, Henry and I have met, you know, to discuss this and that.’

  ‘But never me.’

  ‘No, as it happens.’

  ‘Good God, no, it’s simply not … I just can’t believe it, that’s all.’

  He said apologetically, ‘You see, the subject never arose.’

  ‘Oh, why should it! I’m only the woman who is going to marry Henry, that’s all.’

  A silence. ‘But … Jody … Jody?’

  ‘Jody. A name. Like Mary.’

  ‘Or like Sebastian,’ he said, with a small placatory laugh. ‘Look, Jody, don’t you see? We don’t discuss – that sort of thing. I’m sure you don’t discuss me with Henry? You’ve better things to talk about!’

  ‘No, but then you’re quite a new phenomenon, aren’t you? You’ve just happened?’

  ‘Hardly, I’ve known Angela about three years now – more.’

  ‘Three years,’ she said, intending to sound stunned.

  ‘Something like that, yes. Henry hasn’t mentioned me to you at all?’

  ‘Angela’s new bloke, he said.’

  ‘Well! Oh well, and what of it? That’s hardly the point, surely? I don’t spend my time with Angela with the aim of discussing her ex-husband’s love life.’

  ‘I must tell you that if I’d known you were there I’d have rung you up long ago.’

  ‘A pleasure,’ said he.

  ‘Oh no,’ she said. ‘Oh no no no … not that tone. Not that English tone. When I hear it I …’

  ‘You reach for your revolver?’

  ‘If I had one, yes. I’m not going to be switched off.’

  Sudden anger, the anger of a man who expects too much of himself in the way of sweet reason. ‘This is all too much of a good thing,’ he exploded. ‘If you want to talk, then talk, but I’m not sitting here as a substitute target for – someone or other.’

  ‘Oh God,’ she suddenly wailed. ‘I’m sorry, oh I’m sorry, I didn’t mean … I wanted to talk to you, I had to, I’ve simply got to find out … no, you’re right. Sorry. Goodbye, Sebastian.’

  He was alone. It was eleven at night, and he was ready for bed. Instead he poured himself a Scotch, not his custom at that hour, and sat looking at a dead television set, as if it might suddenly grant information. He was much more disturbed than he felt he ought to be.

  A few months later it was he who rang her.

  ‘Jody? Sebastian.’

  ‘Hi, Sebastian,’ she said, deliberately offhand, he was sure.

  ‘I hope you don’t mind,’ he said cautiously, ‘but I remembered you rang me once.’

  ‘So I did.’

  ‘Well, it’s like this. Henry asked me to ring you to say he has gone off with Angela to see Connie in her school play. He tried to get you and couldn’t, and he can’t see you this weekend,’ A silence. ‘You see, he had forgotten about the play. Connie, you know – the child.’

  A cautious stifled voice, which seemed to be trying out each word, listening to it. ‘You mean, Henry, my loved one, asked you, his ex-wife’s lov
ed one, to ring me about him not seeing me?’

  ‘That’s about it, yes.’

  A sound that could have been a sob, a curse, a prayer.

  ‘Well,’ said he. ‘There you are.’

  ‘Excuse me, but how do you come to be in a position to be passing on messages from Henry?’

  ‘I was with Henry and Angela last night, as it happened.’

  ‘A threesome?’

  ‘No, actually a foursome. My wife – well, my former wife, was there too. Olga.’

  ‘Listen,’ she said, in a voice kept muted with an effort, I think that’s all shit. I’m sorry.’

  ‘I’m sorry, too. But what is?’

  ‘Henry tells me I am a barbarian. That’s what he says. I don’t go for all this sweetness and light. It’s not natural. It’s not healthy. And it’s stupid. There’s nothing but pain in it for everyone.’

  ‘A point of view, I suppose.’

  ‘Oh God, if you only knew how I hate this humorous sterilizing of everything.’

  ‘Everything real?’

  ‘You said it. Right. Exactly so. Everything real.’

  ‘And you don’t believe people should be friendly after a divorce?’

  ‘Once my divorce was through I said I never wanted to see him again. And I haven’t. My ex-husband. Marcus.’

  ‘Ah.’

  ‘A louse.’

  ‘But I thought you had a child together?’

  ‘We do.’

  ‘But you never meet.’

  ‘No.’

  ‘Ah.’

  ‘Ah to you too. Well, message delivered, and thank you.’ She rang off.

  He attempted a laugh but again found himself pouring a drink.

  Some months later she rang him. ‘What’s all this about you and I going up for a nice weekend at Henry and Angela’s cottage?’

  ‘It was mentioned.’

  ‘And what did you say, Sebastian?’

  ‘I said I thought it was premature.’

  ‘Premature,’ she screamed. ‘Look, no, just a minute … I want us to meet. Just you and me. I want to talk.’

  ‘What about?’

  She laughed. He felt encouraged: that was a real laugh. That’s better, he was thinking.

  ‘What I want to talk about isn’t – practicalities. Not where to put the children or who pays for what. There’s something … I don’t know exactly how to put it.’ He did not say anything to encourage her, so there was a pretty long pause. Then she inquired, reasonably, ‘Don’t you ever feel as if you are up against something – well, intangible?’

  ‘What sort of thing?’

  ‘With those two. Henry and Angela.’ He still did not help her, and she went on with difficulty. ‘I mean, inadequate, that’s what I feel, I don’t match up.’

  ‘Oh that,’ said he, given a handhold. ‘Of course, inadequate, but then, who doesn’t feel inadequate?’

  ‘For Christ’s sake no, just don’t do that.’

  ‘What?’

  ‘Just dismiss it.’

  ‘I didn’t know I had.’

  ‘Of course you didn’t. You people never do, do you?’

  ‘Meaning us, the English?’

  ‘Yes. That’s it. Precisely.’

  ‘But I understand you married one?’

  ‘I did. And I am pledged to wed another, Henry. Marcus, then Henry. A rich education in sweeping things under the carpet.’

  ‘It sounds to me as if we’re not really your cup of tea.’ She laughed. ‘Have you got anything against our meeting? A little chat? A meal?’

  ‘You live in Manchester?’

  ‘Yes, but I’m in London this weekend.’

  ‘Do you want to come here?’

  ‘Neutral ground. A restaurant.’

  ‘Good God, I never thought of myself as a minefield. Or something.’

  ‘Or something. What kind of restaurant?’

  I don’t give a damn.’

  ‘You don’t? I’m told – far too often – that Angela is a perfect cook.’

  ‘You can have too much of a good thing.’

  ‘Oh. All right then, where?’

  They agreed to arrive late at the restaurant, so as not to be hurried, and in fact the place was emptying. They sat examining each other with a curiosity due almost entirely to the absent Henry, the absent Angela. She was thinking, why should Angela get rid of one, and take on another just the same?

  But he was thinking, My God, Henry’s going to find her a handful, after Angela. And congratulated himself on getting the better bargain.

  He was a tall, dark, rather stooped man – as if even the height he had seemed to him too obtrusive, and he was trying to lessen it. He wore conventionally good clothes. He had a quizzical look, a sign, she was convinced, of the deprecatory humour that drove her wild. He was smiling politely at a dramatic blonde dressed – he felt strongly – much too handsomely for the occasion.

  He was more on guard than he knew, although he had said to himself before arriving, Now, careful, the slightest thing sets her off. Every line of him said, ‘Don’t come too close.’ He leaned back in his chair, even tilting it as she leaned forward towards him. She was aware that they must look as if she pursued him, but she did not care.

  He was thinking that her voice did nothing for her. A pity, too, that Americans had to – as they would put – verbalize everything. Intelligent: she was evidently that. But a pity that …

  Having got the ordering of the food out of the way – unimportant for this occasion, she said, ‘Sebastian, how long have you been with Angela?’

  He had to think. ‘Four years. At least.’

  ‘And I have been with Henry for three.’

  ‘I hope you have enjoyed yourself as much as I have.’

  This, which he had hoped would set the tone for their conversation, made her smile, wryly. Then he smiled too.

  ‘All right,’ said he, ‘I’m doubtless an insensitive clod.’

  ‘It has never bothered you that it took them so long to divorce? It was a perfectly simple divorce.’

  ‘No, why should it?’

  ‘Only a formality!’

  ‘Do you see it as much more?’

  ‘Yes, I do. I didn’t at first, but then I began to wonder why nothing ever got started.’

  ‘It’s finished now, though. The thing was finally through last month.’

  ‘But let’s not be too precipitous, let’s not be premature!’

  He acknowledged that she teased with the briefest of smiles. Let’s get on with it! – he was signalling.

  ‘I feel all the time as if things are not being said, there’s something I’m not getting to grips with.’

  ‘So you said on the telephone.’ Lest she take this as a put-off, he made a gesture which said, No, wait … He took a couple of therapeutic mouthfuls of wine, and his serious glance was meant to show he had every intention of meeting her honestly. But in spite of this he looked embarrassed and reluctant. ‘I’ve been thinking about what you’ve been saying. You see, I don’t think that I expect as much as you seem to. Of course there are barriers and difficulties. Henry and Angela were married for – I think it was ten years. They have a child – you know, Connie. All that isn’t just going to disappear because of – well, you and me? And I have an ex-wife. Olga. Did I tell you? I expect Angela finds things not too easy with me sometimes. And you have an ex-husband – surely Henry must sometimes …’

  ‘No,’ she cut in decisively. ‘No, absolutely not. I’ve cut that off. That’s the point. Finished! Finita! Basta! I don’t like ghosts in the machine.’

  He sighed. He had not meant to, and now he looked guilty, and because of that she had to smile at him. Evidently Henry earned this smile often enough. A well-practised smile, he was thinking. ‘Why do you expect so much?’ he inquired. And this was the first (as she saw it) real thing he had said. He was speaking out of his own nature, and not what he believed he had to say out of self-defence. ‘Perhaps I am not so difficult to please
as you? I’ve had a perfectly splendid time with Angela these four years. And I hope to have many more.’

  ‘I didn’t say I hadn’t had a perfectly splendid time with Henry,’ she said sweetly. And they laughed. Together. They even liked each other, as much as was possible with those two invisible presences at the meal, Angela and Henry. ‘But I don’t see the point of marrying unless it’s all there, you know, everything.’

  ‘Ah well, then I think you’re being unreasonable. Asking for trouble.’

  ‘Why bother to get married?’

  ‘Perhaps you shouldn’t? No, I mean that – kindly, believe me. It’s no good asking too much. It was the mistake I made with Olga.’

  ‘Did you ever regret divorcing her? Olga?’

  Now, a hesitation. He did not like this. ‘Yes,’ he said, with difficulty. ‘Yes, I sometimes do. But we are the best of good friends.’

  ‘Like Henry and Angela.’

  ‘I hope so.’

  ‘And like you and Henry.’

  ‘I like Henry. My life is much better for Henry. He’s one of the people I’d go to if I were in real trouble.’

  ‘Rare.’

  ‘I think so, yes.’

  ‘Immature,’ she sighed, histrionically. ‘That’s me. I haven’t grown up.’ And then, in one of the sudden, almost savage turns he had been dreading, ‘Except that that is bullshit. Rubbish. Oh I know what you think of me. I’ve had it for years from Marcus, and now with Henry.’

  ‘Marcus the louse?’ He attempted humour. It was rejected.

  ‘Yes, a louse. In a word.’

  ‘Ah.’

  ‘He behaved … he certainly is immature. Why should I paper it all over, pretend it never happened? If that is maturity, then …’

  ‘I never once used the word!’

  ‘No, but put your hand on your heart and swear you didn’t think it.’

  He had to laugh. She laughed. But hers was not the kind of laugh that would stand up, he was thinking. The meal ended rather sooner than they expected. He was afraid she was going to cry. So was she.

  This time weeks passed, and she telephoned him to ask, ‘What do you think, is it really a good idea for us all to spend a cosy weekend?’

  ‘Why not? We are all going to be seeing each other about this and that, I suppose.’