The Complete Short Stories of Ernest Hemingway

by Ernest Hemingway

  “I would advise you to,” said the gentleman. “You see the magazine, of course?”

  “Absolutely.”

  “Have you seen the number with the colored plates of the North American fauna?”

  “Yes. I have it in Paris.”

  “And the number containing the panorama of the volcanoes of Alaska?”

  “That was a wonder.”

  “I enjoyed very much, too, the wild animal photographs of George Shiras three.”

  “They were damned fine.”

  “I beg your pardon?”

  “They were excellent. That fellow Shiras—”

  “You call him that fellow?”

  “We’re old friends,” said Harris.

  “I see. You know George Shiras three. He must be very interesting.”

  “He is. He’s about the most interesting man I know.”

  “And do you know George Shiras two? Is he interesting too?”

  “Oh, he’s not so interesting.”

  “I should imagine he would be very interesting.”

  “You know, a funny thing. He’s not so interesting. I’ve often wondered why.”

  “H’m,” said the gentleman. “I should have thought any one in that family would be interesting.”

  “Do you remember the panorama of the Sahara Desert?” Harris asked.

  “The Sahara Desert? That was nearly fifteen years ago.”

  “That’s right. That was one of my father’s favorites.”

  “He doesn’t prefer the newer numbers?”

  “He probably does. But he was very fond of the Sahara panorama.”

  “It was excellent. But to me its artistic value far exceeded its scientific interest.”

  “I don’t know,” said Harris. “The wind blowing all that sand and that Arab with his camel kneeling toward Mecca.”

  “As I recall, the Arab was standing holding the camel.”

  “You’re quite right,” said Harris. “I was thinking of Colonel Lawrence’s book.”

  “Lawrence’s book deals with Arabia, I believe.”

  “Absolutely,” said Harris. “It was the Arab reminded me of it.”

  “He must be a very interesting young man.”

  “I believe he is.”

  “Do you know what he is doing now?”

  “He’s in the Royal Air Force.”

  “And why does he do that?”

  “He likes it.”

  “Do you know if he belongs to the National Geographic Society?”

  “I wonder if he does.”

  “He would make a very good member. He is the sort of person they want as a member. I would be very happy to nominate him if you think they would like to have him.”

  “I think they would.”

  “I have nominated a scientist from Vevey and a colleague of mine from Lausanne and they were both elected. I believe they would be very pleased if I nominated Colonel Lawrence.”

  “It’s a splendid idea,” said Harris. “Do you come here to the café often?”

  “I come here for coffee after dinner.”

  “Are you in the University?”

  “I am not active any longer.”

  “I’m just waiting for the train,” said Harris. “I’m going up to Paris and sail from Havre for the States.”

  “I have never been to America. But I would like to go very much. Perhaps I shall attend a meeting of the society some time. I would be very happy to meet your father.”

  “I’m sure he would have liked to meet you but he died last year. Shot himself, oddly enough.”

  “I am very truly sorry. I am sure his loss was a blow to science as well as to his family.”

  “Science took it awfully well.”

  “This is my card,” Harris said. “His initials were E. J. instead of E. D. I know he would have liked to know you.”

  “It would have been a great pleasure.” The gentleman took out a card from the pocketbook and gave it to Harris. It read:

  DR. SIGISMUND WYER, PH.D.

  Member of the National Geographic

  Society, Washington, D. C., U. S. A.

  “I will keep it very carefully,” Harris said.

  A Day’s Wait

  HE CAME INTO THE ROOM TO SHUT THE windows while we were still in bed and I saw he looked ill. He was shivering, his face was white, and he walked slowly as though it ached to move.

  “What’s the matter, Schatz?”

  “I’ve got a headache.”

  “You better go back to bed.”

  “No. I’m all right.”

  “You go to bed. I’ll see you when I’m dressed.”

  But when I came downstairs he was dressed, sitting by the fire, looking a very sick and miserable boy of nine years. When I put my hand on his forehead I knew he had a fever.

  “You go up to bed,” I said, “you’re sick.”

  “I’m all right,” he said.

  When the doctor came he took the boy’s temperature.

  “What is it?” I asked him.

  “One hundred and two.”

  Downstairs, the doctor left three different medicines in different colored capsules with instructions for giving them. One was to bring down the fever, another a purgative, the third to overcome an acid condition. The germs of influenza can only exist in an acid condition, he explained. He seemed to know all about influenza and said there was nothing to worry about if the fever did not go above one hundred and four degrees. This was a light epidemic of flu and there was no danger if you avoided pneumonia.

  Back in the room I wrote the boy’s temperature down and made a note of the time to give the various capsules.

  “Do you want me to read to you?”

  “All right. If you want to,” said the boy. His face was very white and there were dark areas under his eyes. He lay still in the bed and seemed very detached from what was going on.

  I read aloud from Howard Pyle’s Book of Pirates; but I could see he was not following what I was reading.

  “How do you feel, Schatz?” I asked him.

  “Just the same, so far,” he said.

  I sat at the foot of the bed and read to myself while I waited for it to be time to give another capsule. It would have been natural for him to go to sleep, but when I looked up he was looking at the foot of the bed, looking very strangely.

  “Why don’t you try to go to sleep? I’ll wake you up for the medicine.”

  “I’d rather stay awake.”

  After a while he said to me, “You don’t have to stay in here with me, Papa, if it bothers you.”

  “It doesn’t bother me.”

  “No, I mean you don’t have to stay if it’s going to bother you.”

  I thought perhaps he was a little lightheaded and after giving him the prescribed capsules at eleven o’clock I went out for a while.

  It was a bright, cold day, the ground covered with a sleet that had frozen so that it seemed as if all the bare trees, the bushes, the cut brush and all the grass and the bare ground had been varnished with ice. I took the young Irish setter for a little walk up the road and along a frozen creek, but it was difficult to stand or walk on the glassy surface and the red dog slipped and slithered and I fell twice, hard, once dropping my gun and having it slide away over the ice.

  We flushed a covey of quail under a high clay bank with overhanging brush and I killed two as they went out of sight over the top of the bank. Some of the covey lit in trees, but most of them scattered into brush piles and it was necessary to jump on the ice-coated mounds of brush several times before they would flush. Coming out while you were poised unsteadily on the icy, springy brush they made difficult shooting and I killed two, missed five, and started back pleased to have found a covey close to the house and happy there were so many left to find on another day.

  At the house they said the boy had refused to let any one come into the room.

  “You can’t come in,” he said. “You mustn’t get what I have.”

  I went up
to him and found him in exactly the position I had left him, white-faced, but with the tops of his cheeks flushed by the fever, staring still, as he had stared, at the foot of the bed.

  I took his temperature.

  “What is it?”

  “Something like a hundred,” I said. It was one hundred and two and four tenths.

  “It was a hundred and two,” he said.

  “Who said so?”

  “The doctor.”

  “Your temperature is all right,” I said. “It’s nothing to worry about.”

  “I don’t worry,” he said, “but I can’t keep from thinking.”

  “Don’t think,” I said. “Just take it easy.”

  “I’m taking it easy,” he said and looked straight ahead. He was evidently holding tight onto himself about something.

  “Take this with water.”

  “Do you think it will do any good?”

  “Of course it will.”

  I sat down and opened the Pirate book and commenced to read, but I could see he was not following, so I stopped.

  “About what time do you think I’m going to die?” he asked.

  “What?”

  “About how long will it be before I die?”

  “You aren’t going to die. What’s the matter with you?”

  “Oh, yes, I am. I heard him say a hundred and two.”

  “People don’t die with a fever of one hundred and two. That’s a silly way to talk.”

  “I know they do. At school in France the boys told me you can’t live with forty-four degrees. I’ve got a hundred and two.”

  He had been waiting to die all day, ever since nine o’clock in the morning.

  “You poor Schatz,” I said. “Poor old Schatz. It’s like miles and kilometers. You aren’t going to die. That’s a different thermometer. On that thermometer thirty-seven is normal. On this kind it’s ninety-eight.”

  “Are you sure?”

  “Absolutely,” I said. “It’s like miles and kilometers. You know, like how many kilometers we make when we do seventy miles in the car?”

  “Oh,” he said.

  But his gaze at the foot of the bed relaxed slowly. The hold over himself relaxed too, finally, and the next day it was very slack and he cried very easily at little things that were of no importance.

  A Natural History of the Dead

  IT HAS ALWAYS SEEMED TO ME THAT THE war has been omitted as a field for the observations of the naturalist. We have charming and sound accounts of the flora and fauna of Patagonia by the late W. H. Hudson, the Reverend Gilbert White has written most interestingly of the Hoopoe on its occasional and not at all common visits to Selborne, and Bishop Stanley has given us a valuable, although popular, Familiar History of Birds. Can we not hope to furnish the reader with a few rational and interesting facts about the dead? I hope so.

  When that persevering traveller, Mungo Park, was at one period of his course fainting in the vast wilderness of an African desert, naked and alone, considering his days as numbered and nothing appearing to remain for him to do but to lie down and die, a small moss-flower of extraordinary beauty caught his eye. “Though the whole plant,” says he, “was no larger than one of my fingers, I could not contemplate the delicate conformation of its roots, leaves and capsules without admiration. Can that Being who planted, watered and brought to perfection, in this obscure part of the world, a thing which appears of so small importance, look with unconcern upon the situation and suffering of creatures formed after his own image? Surely not. Reflections like these would not allow me to despair; I started up and, disregarding both hunger and fatigue, travelled forward, assured that relief was at hand; and I was not disappointed.”

  With a disposition to wonder and adore in like manner, as Bishop Stanley says, can any branch of Natural History be studied without increasing that faith, love and hope which we also, every one of us, need in our journey through the wilderness of life? Let us therefore see what inspiration we may derive from the dead.

  In war the dead are usually the male of the human species although this does not hold true with animals, and I have frequently seen dead mares among the horses. An interesting aspect of war, too, is that it is only there that the naturalist has an opportunity to observe the dead of mules. In twenty years of observation in civil life I had never seen a dead mule and had begun to entertain doubts as to whether these animals were really mortal. On rare occasions I had seen what I took to be dead mules, but on close approach these always proved to be living creatures who seemed to be dead through their quality of complete repose. But in war these animals succumb in much the same manner as the more common and less hardy horse.

  Most of those mules that I saw dead were along mountain roads or lying at the foot of steep declivities whence they had been pushed to rid the road of their encumbrance. They seemed a fitting enough sight in the mountains where one was accustomed to their presence and looked less incongruous there than they did later, at Smyrna, where the Greeks broke the legs of all their baggage animals and pushed them off the quay into the shallow water to drown. The numbers of broken-legged mules and horses drowning in the shallow water called for a Goya to depict them. Although, speaking literally, one can hardly say that they called for a Goya since there has only been one Goya, long dead, and it is extremely doubtful if these animals, were they able to call, would call for pictorial representation of their plight but, more likely, would, if they were articulate, call for some one to alleviate their condition.

  Regarding the sex of the dead it is a fact that one becomes so accustomed to the sight of all the dead being men that the sight of a dead woman is quite shocking. I first saw inversion of the usual sex of the dead after the explosion of a munition factory which had been situated in the countryside near Milan, Italy. We drove to the scene of the disaster in trucks along poplar-shaded roads, bordered with ditches containing much minute animal life, which I could not clearly observe because of the great clouds of dust raised by the trucks. Arriving where the munition plant had been, some of us were put to patrolling about those large stocks of munitions which for some reason had not exploded, while others were put at extinguishing a fire which had gotten into the grass of an adjacent field; which task being concluded, we were ordered to search the immediate vicinity and surrounding fields for bodies. We found and carried to an improvised mortuary a good number of these and, I must admit, frankly, the shock it was to find that these dead were women rather than men. In those days women had not yet commenced to wear their hair cut short, as they did later for several years in Europe and America, and the most disturbing thing, perhaps because it was the most unaccustomed, was the presence and, even more disturbing, the occasional absence of this long hair. I remember that after we had searched quite thoroughly for the complete dead we collected fragments. Many of these were detached from a heavy, barbed-wire fence which had surrounded the position of the factory and from the still existent portions of which we picked many of these detached bits which illustrated only too well the tremendous energy of high explosive. Many fragments we found a considerable distance away in the fields, they being carried farther by their own weight.

  On our return to Milan I recall one or two of us discussing the occurrence and agreeing that the quality of unreality and the fact that there were no wounded did much to rob the disaster of a horror which might have been much greater. Also the fact that it had been so immediate and that the dead were in consequence still as little unpleasant as possible to carry and deal with made it quite removed from the usual battlefield experience. The pleasant, though dusty, ride through the beautiful Lombard countryside also was a compensation for the unpleasantness of the duty and on our return, while we exchanged impressions, we all agreed that it was indeed fortunate that the fire which broke out just before we arrived had been brought under control as rapidly as it had and before it had attained any of the seemingly huge stocks of unexploded munitions. We agreed too that the picking up of the fragments had been an extraor
dinary business; it being amazing that the human body should be blown into pieces which exploded along no anatomical lines, but rather divided as capriciously as the fragmentation in the burst of a high explosive shell.

  A naturalist, to obtain accuracy of observation, may confine himself in his observations to one limited period and I will take first that following the Austrian offensive of June, 1918, in Italy as one in which the dead were present in their greatest numbers, a withdrawal having been forced and an advance later made to recover the ground lost so that the positions after the battle were the same as before except for the presence of the dead. Until the dead are buried they change somewhat in appearance each day. The color change in Caucasian races is from white to yellow, to yellow-green, to black. If left long enough in the heat the flesh comes to resemble coal-tar, especially where it has been broken or torn, and it has quite a visible tarlike iridescence. The dead grow larger each day until sometimes they become quite too big for their uniforms, filling these until they seem blown tight enough to burst. The individual members may increase in girth to an unbelievable extent and faces fill as taut and globular as balloons. The surprising thing, next to their progressive corpulence, is the amount of paper that is scattered about the dead. Their ultimate position, before there is any question of burial, depends on the location of the pockets in the uniform. In the Austrian army these pockets were in the back of the breeches and the dead, after a short time, all consequently lay on their faces, the two hip pockets pulled out and, scattered around them in the grass, all those papers their pockets had contained. The heat, the flies, the indicative positions of the bodies in the grass, and the amount of paper scattered are the impressions one retains. The smell of a battlefield in hot weather one cannot recall. You can remember that there was such a smell, but nothing ever happens to you to bring it back. It is unlike the smell of a regiment, which may come to you suddenly while riding in the street car and you will look across and see the man who has brought it to you. But the other thing is gone as completely as when you have been in love; you remember things that happened, but the sensation cannot be recalled.