The Man Who Was Thursday (Penguin ed)

by G. K. Chesterton

  ‘He looks poor,’ said Dr Bull doubtfully.

  ‘Quite so,’ said the Colonel; ‘that is why he is rich.’

  ‘I have an idea,’ called out Dr Bull suddenly; ‘how much would he take to give us a lift in his cart? Those dogs are all on foot, and we could soon leave them behind.’

  ‘Oh, give him anything!’ said Syme eagerly. ‘I have piles of money on me.’

  ‘That will never do,’ said the Colonel; ‘he will never have any respect for you unless you drive a bargain.’

  ‘Oh, if he haggles!’ began Bull impatiently.

  ‘He haggles because he is a free man,’ said the other. ‘You do not understand; he would not see the meaning of generosity. He is not being tipped.’

  And even while they seemed to hear the very feet of their strange pursuers behind them, they had to stand and stamp while the French Colonel talked to the French woodcutter with all the leisurely badinage and bickering of market-day. At the end of four minutes, however, they saw that the Colonel was right, for the woodcutter entered into their plans, not with the vague servility of a tout too well paid, but with the seriousness of a solicitor who had been paid the proper fee. He told them that the best thing they could do was to make their way down to the little inn on the hills above Lancy, where the innkeeper, an old soldier who had become dévot5 in his latter years, would be certain to sympathize with them, and even to take risks in their support. The whole company, therefore, piled themselves on top of the stacks of wood, and went rocking in the rude cart down the other and steeper side of the woodland. Heavy and ramshackle as was the vehicle, it was driven quickly enough, and they soon had the exhilarating impression of distancing altogether those, whoever they were, who were hunting them. For, after all, the riddle as to where the anarchists had got all these followers was still unsolved. One man’s presence had sufficed for them; they had fled at the first sight of the deformed smile of the Secretary. Syme every now and then looked back over his shoulder at the army on their track.

  As the wood grew first thinner and then smaller with distance, he could see the sunlit slopes beyond it and above it; and across these was still moving the square black mob like one monstrous beetle. In the very strong sunlight and with his own very strong eyes, which were almost telescopic, Syme could see this mass of men quite plainly. He could see them as separate human figures; but he was increasingly surprised by the way in which they moved as one man. They seemed to be dressed in dark clothes and plain hats, like any common crowd out of the streets; but they did not spread and sprawl and trail by various lines to the attack, as would be natural in an ordinary mob. They moved with a sort of dreadful and wicked woodenness, like a staring army of automatons.

  Syme pointed this out to Ratcliffe.

  ‘Yes,’ replied the policeman, ‘that’s discipline. That’s Sunday. He is perhaps five hundred miles off, but the fear of him is on all of them, like the finger of God. Yes, they are walking regularly; and you bet your boots that they are talking regularly, yes, and thinking regularly. But the one important thing for us is that they are disappearing regularly.’

  Syme nodded. It was true that the black patch of the pursuing men was growing smaller and smaller as the peasant belaboured his horse.

  The level of the sunlit landscape, though flat as a whole, fell away on the farther side of the wood in billows of heavy slope towards the sea, in a way not unlike the lower slope of the Sussex downs. The only difference was that in Sussex the road would have been broken and angular like a little brook, but here the white French road fell sheer in front of them like a waterfall. Down this direct descent the cart clattered at a considerable angle, and in a few minutes, the road growing yet steeper, they saw below them the little harbour of Lancy and a great blue arc of the sea. The travelling cloud of their enemies had wholly disappeared from the horizon.

  The horse and cart took a sharp turn round a clump of elms, and the horse’s nose nearly struck the face of an old gentleman who was sitting on the benches outside the little café of ‘Le Soleil d’Or’.6 The peasant grunted an apology, and got down from his seat. The others also descended one by one, and spoke to the old gentleman with fragmentary phrases of courtesy, for it was quite evident from his expansive manner that he was the owner of the little tavern.

  He was a white-haired, apple-faced old boy, with sleepy eyes and a grey moustache; stout, sedentary, and very innocent, of a type that may often be found in France, but is still commoner in Catholic Germany. Everything about him, his pipe, his pot of beer, his flowers, and his beehive, suggested an ancestral peace; only when his visitors looked up as they entered the inn-parlour, they saw the sword upon the wall.

  The Colonel, who greeted the innkeeper as an old friend, passed rapidly into the inn-parlour, and sat down, ordering some ritual refreshment. The military decision of his action interested Syme, who sat next to him, and he took the opportunity when the old innkeeper had gone out of satisfying his curiosity.

  ‘May I ask you, Colonel,’ he said in a low voice, ‘why we have come here?’

  Colonel Ducroix smiled behind his bristly white moustache.

  ‘For two reasons, sir,’ he said; ‘and I will give first, not the most important, but the most utilitarian. We came here because this is the only place within twenty miles in which we can get horses.’

  ‘Horses!’ repeated Syme, looking up quickly.

  ‘Yes,’ replied the other; ‘if you people are really to distance your enemies it is horses or nothing for you, unless of course you have bicycles and motor-cars in your pocket.’

  ‘And where do you advise us to make for?’ asked Syme doubtfully.

  ‘Beyond question,’ replied the Colonel, ‘you had better make all haste to the police station beyond the town. My friend, whom I seconded under somewhat deceptive circumstances, seems to me to exaggerate very much the possibilities of a general rising; but even he would hardly maintain, I suppose, that you were not safe with the gendarmes.’

  Syme nodded gravely; then he said abruptly –

  ‘And your other reason for coming here?’

  ‘My other reason for coming here,’ said Ducroix soberly, ‘is that it is just as well to see a good man or two when one is possibly near to death.’

  Syme looked up at the wall, and saw a crudely painted and pathetic religious picture. Then he said –

  ‘You are right,’ and then almost immediately afterwards, ‘Has anyone seen about the horses?’

  ‘Yes,’ answered Ducroix, ‘you may be quite certain that I gave orders the moment I came in. Those enemies of yours gave no impression of hurry, but they were really moving wonderfully fast, like a well-trained army. I had no idea that the anarchists had so much discipline. You have not a moment to waste.’

  Almost as he spoke, the old innkeeper with the blue eyes and white hair came ambling into the room, and announced that six horses were saddled outside.

  By Ducroix’s advice the five others equipped themselves with some portable form of food and wine, and keeping their duelling swords as the only weapons available, they clattered away down the steep, white road. The two servants, who had carried the Marquis’s luggage when he was a marquis, were left behind to drink at the café by common consent, and not at all against their own inclination.

  By this time the afternoon sun was slanting westward, and by its rays Syme could see the sturdy figure of the old innkeeper growing smaller and smaller, but still standing and looking after them quite silently, the sunshine in his silver hair. Syme had a fixed, superstitious fancy, left in his mind by the chance phrase of the Colonel, that this was indeed, perhaps, the last honest stranger whom he should ever see upon the earth.

  He was still looking at this dwindling figure, which stood as a mere grey blot touched with a white flame against the great green wall of the steep down behind him. And as he stared, over the top of the down behind the innkeeper, there appeared an army of black-clad and marching men. They seemed to hang above the good man and his house
like a black cloud of locusts. The horses had been saddled none too soon.

  12

  The Earth in Anarchy

  Urging the horses to a gallop, without respect to the rather rugged descent of the road, the horsemen soon regained their advantage over the men on the march, and at last the bulk of the first buildings of Lancy cut off the sight of their pursuers. Nevertheless, the ride had been a long one, and by the time they reached the real town the west was warming with the colour and quality of sunset. The Colonel suggested that, before making finally for the police station, they should make the effort, in passing, to attach to themselves one more individual who might be useful.

  ‘Four out of the five rich men in this town,’ he said, ‘are common swindlers. I suppose the proportion is pretty equal all over the world. The fifth is a friend of mine, and a very fine fellow; and what is even more important from our point of view, he owns a motor-car.’

  ‘I am afraid,’ said the Professor in his mirthful way, looking back along the white road on which the black, crawling patch might appear at any moment, ‘I am afraid we have hardly time for afternoon calls.’

  ‘Doctor Renard’s house is only three minutes off,’ said the Colonel.

  ‘Our danger,’ said Dr Bull, ‘is not two minutes off.’

  ‘Yes,’ said Syme, ‘if we ride on fast we must leave them behind, for they are on foot.’

  ‘He has a motor-car,’ said the Colonel.

  ‘But we may not get it,’ said Bull.

  ‘Yes, he is quite on your side.’

  ‘But he might be out.’

  ‘Hold your tongue,’ said Syme suddenly. ‘What is that noise?’

  For a second they all sat as still as equestrian statues, and for a second – for two or three or four seconds – heaven and earth seemed equally still. Then all their ears, in an agony of attention, heard along the road that indescribable thrill and throb that means only one thing – horses!

  The Colonel’s face had an instantaneous change, as if lightning had struck it, and yet left it scatheless.

  ‘They have done us,’ he said, with brief military irony. ‘Prepare to receive cavalry!’

  ‘Where can they have got the horses?’ asked Syme, as he mechanically urged his steed to a canter.

  The Colonel was silent for a little, then he said in a strained voice –

  ‘I was speaking with strict accuracy when I said that the “Soleil d’Or” was the only place where one can get horses within twenty miles.’

  ‘No!’ said Syme violently, ‘I don’t believe he’d do it. Not with all that white hair.’

  ‘He may have been forced,’ said the Colonel gently. ‘They must be at least a hundred strong, for which reason we are all going to see my friend Renard, who has a motor-car.’

  With these words he swung his horse suddenly round a street corner, and went down the street with such thundering speed that the others, though already well at the gallop, had difficulty in following the flying tail of his horse.

  Dr Renard inhabited a high and comfortable house at the top of a steep street, so that when the riders alighted at his door they could once more see the solid green ridge of the hill, with the white road across it, standing up above all the roofs of the town. They breathed again to see that the road was as yet clear, and they rang the bell.

  Dr Renard was a beaming, brown-bearded man, a good example of that silent but very busy professional class which France has preserved even more perfectly than England. When the matter was explained to him he pooh-poohed the panic of the ex-Marquis altogether; he said, with the solid French scepticism, that there was no conceivable probability of a general anarchist rising. ‘Anarchy,’ he said, shrugging his shoulders, ‘it is childishness!’

  ‘Et ça,’ cried out the Colonel suddenly, pointing over the other’s shoulder, ‘and that is childishness, isn’t it?’

  They all looked round, and saw a curve of black cavalry come sweeping over the top of the hill with all the energy of Attila.1 Swiftly as they rode, however, the whole rank still kept well together, and they could see the black vizards of the first line as level as a line of uniforms. But although the main black square was the same, though travelling faster, there was now one sensational difference which they could see clearly upon the slope of the hill, as if upon a slanted map. The bulk of the riders were in one block; but one rider flew far ahead of the column, and with frantic movements of hand and heel urged his horse faster and faster, so that one might have fancied that he was not the pursuer, but the pursued. But even at that great distance they could see something so fantastical, so unquestionable in his figure, that they knew it was the Secretary himself.

  ‘I am sorry to cut short a cultured discussion,’ said the Colonel, ‘but can you lend me your motor-car, now, in two minutes?’

  ‘I have a suspicion that you are all mad,’ said Dr Renard, smiling sociably; ‘but God forbid that madness should in any way interrupt friendship. Let us go round to the garage.’

  Dr Renard was a mild man with monstrous wealth; his rooms were like the Musée de Cluny,2 and he had three motor-cars. These, however, he seemed to use very sparingly, having the simple tastes of the French middle class, and when his impatient friends came to examine them, it took them some time to assure themselves that one of them even could be made to work. This with some difficulty they brought round into the street before the Doctor’s house. When they came out of the dim garage they were startled to find that twilight had already fallen with the abruptness of night in the tropics. Either they had been longer in the place than they imagined, or some unusual canopy of cloud had gathered over the town. They looked down the steep streets, and seemed to see a slight mist coming up from the sea.

  ‘It is now or never,’ said Dr Bull. ‘I hear horses.’

  ‘No,’ corrected the Professor, ‘a horse.’

  And as they listened, it was evident that the noise, rapidly coming nearer on the rattling stones, was not the noise of the whole cavalcade, but that of the one horseman, who had left it far behind – the insane Secretary.

  Syme’s family, like most of those who end in the simple life, had once owned a motor, and he knew all about them. He had leapt at once into the chauffeur’s seat, and with flushed face was wrenching and tugging at the disused machinery. He bent his strength upon one handle, and then said quietly –

  ‘I’m afraid it’s no go.’

  As he spoke, there swept round the corner a man rigid on his rushing horse, with the rush and rigidity of an arrow. He had a smile that thrust out his chin as if it were dislocated. He swept alongside of the stationary car, into which its company had crowded, and laid his hand on the front. It was the Secretary, and his mouth went quite straight in the solemnity of triumph.

  Syme was leaning hard upon the steering wheel, and there was no sound but the rumble of the other pursuers riding into the town. Then there came quite suddenly a scream of scraping iron, and the car leapt forward. It plucked the Secretary clean out of his saddle, as a knife is whipped out of its sheath, trailed him kicking terribly for twenty yards, and left him flung flat upon the road far in front of his frightened horse. As the car took the corner of the street with a splendid curve, they could just see the other anarchists filling the street and raising their fallen leader.

  ‘I can’t understand why it has grown so dark,’ said the Professor at last in a low voice.

  ‘Going to be a storm, I think,’ said Dr Bull. ‘I say, it’s a pity we haven’t got a light on this car, if only to see by.’

  ‘We have,’ said the Colonel, and from the floor of the car he fished up a heavy, old-fashioned, carved iron lantern with a light inside it. It was obviously an antique, and it would seem as if its original use had been in some way semi-religious, for there was a rude moulding of a cross upon one of its sides.

  ‘Where on earth did you get that?’ asked the Professor.

  ‘I got it where I got the car,’ answered the Colonel, chuckling, ‘from my best friend. While
our friend here was fighting with the steering wheel, I ran up to the front steps of the house and spoke to Renard, who was standing in his own porch, you will remember. “I suppose,” I said, “there’s no time to get a lamp.” He looked up, blinking amiably at the beautiful arched ceiling of his own front hall. From this was suspended, by chains of exquisite ironwork, this lantern, one of the hundred treasures of his treasure house. By sheer force he tore the lamp out of his own ceiling, shattering the painted panels, and bringing down two blue vases with his violence. Then he handed me the iron lantern, and I put it in the car. Was I not right when I said that Dr Renard was worth knowing?’

  ‘You were,’ said Syme seriously, and hung the heavy lantern over the front. There was a certain allegory of their whole position in the contrast beween the modern automobile and its strange, ecclesiastical lamp.

  Hitherto they had passed through the quietest part of the town, meeting at most one or two pedestrians, who could give them no hint of the peace or the hostility of the place. Now, however, the windows in the houses began one by one to be lit up, giving a greater sense of habitation and humanity. Dr Bull turned to the new detective who had led their flight, and permitted himself one of his natural and friendly smiles.

  ‘These lights make one feel more cheerful.’

  Inspector Ratcliffe drew his brows together.

  ‘There is only one set of lights that make me more cheerful,’ he said, ‘and they are those lights of the police station which I can see beyond the town. Please God we may be there in ten minutes.’

  Then all Bull’s boiling good sense and optimism broke suddenly out of him.

  ‘Oh, this is all raving nonsense!’ he cried. ‘If you really think that ordinary people in ordinary houses are anarchists, you must be madder than an anarchist yourself. If we turned and fought these fellows, the whole town would fight for us.’

  ‘No,’ said the other with an immovable simplicity, ‘the whole town would fight for them. We shall see.’