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L. Frank Baum - Oz 17

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by The Cowardly Lion Of Oz


  “Udge! Budge! Go to Mudge! Udger budger, You’re a Mudger!”

  A roar of delight went up from the crowd, and a roar of terror from the ringmaster, for the orphan had disappeared - disappeared as completely as a punctured balloon!

  “Help!” screamed the clown, dancing frantically up and down on the elephant’s head. The audience was enchanted and rocking to and fro with merriment.

  “That’s the best trick I’ve ever seen,” gurgled a fat man, mopping his face. “Look at him pretending to be frightened. Come on now, bring him back, you!”

  The clown cried out another verse:

  “Udge! Budge! Go to Mudge! Udger budger, I’m a Mudger!”

  There was a tearing rip and a clap of thunder. The crowd stared, rubbed its eyes and stared again. No clown, no orphan! Why, this was tremendous! They stamped with glee and shouted their approval. But the ringmaster fell breathlessly against a post, and the owner of the circus, with popping eyes, started on a run for the dressing tent. Not a bit too soon, either, for in a few seconds the crowd stopped laughing as suddenly as it had begun. Umbrellas were brandished furiously, and people shouted at the ringmaster to produce the orphan at once. The ringmaster was shaking in his shiny shoes, but he resolved to save himself if he could. Raising his whip for silence, he announced in his most impressive voice that the best part of the trick was to come-that the clown and orphan were at that minute standing at the circus gate to wave goodbye to the company, one of the most distinguished and delightful companies it had ever been their pleasure to entertain. He clicked his heels together, made a deep bow and the crowd, convinced that he was speaking the truth, began to stream out of the big tent.

  Without waiting another second, the ringmaster grasped old Billy by the ear and ran him toward the animal tent. In five minutes the whole circus force was dashing about in the pelting rain, dragging out cages, prodding the elephants, tugging at the big horses, pulling down the tents.

  “Something terrible has happened; we’ve got to move out of here,” chattered the owner of the show, rushing from group to group. By the time the indignant old gentleman who had brought the orphans to the circus had been to the gate and back, the first of the heavy circus wagons was already rattling over the hill. The few workmen, hastening the last bits of loading, shook their heads dully when he demanded the orphan and, after threatening and stamping in vain, the distracted old gentleman ran off to fetch the police, with the thirty-nine other orphans splashing delightedly behind him.

  Police! What could police do against magic? How did the clown know that the rhyme that had popped into his head was an old Oz formula? It had carried off the orphan like a skyrocket, and when the clown had frantically repeated the magic words, he too had been snatched into the air, hurled through the tent top, and flung down beside the frightened little boy in the strangest land he had ever seen. Fortunately they had fallen on a soft dune of sand, and around them for miles and miles stretched a flat

  and silvery desert.

  CHAPTER 3 At the Court of Mudge

  NEITHER the clown nor the boy spoke for several minutes. To tell the truth, they were breathless. Then the clown sat up and looked doubtfully at the orphan.

  “Well, here we are,” he said, winking more from force of habit than because he felt particularly

  jolly.

  “Yes, sir!” gulped the orphan, swallowing hard.

  “Now don’t call me sir,” begged the clown, making conversation to gain time. “Don’t call me sir because I worked in a circus. My name is Notta-Notta Bit More. I was the last of twelve children, and my mother and father could not agree on a name for me. Every time my mother said, ‘Call him Augustus Elmer More,’ my father said, ‘not a bit of it.’ After while, being a clown himself and a joker by trade, he began calling me ‘Notta Bit More’ and Notta I’ve been ever since.” The clown winked again. “Call me Notta, won’t you?”

  “Yes, sir,” replied the orphan, swallowing again and trying not to cry. Seeing this, Notta turned a double somersault and stood on his head.

  “And what is your name?” he asked, waving his legs cheerfully. “Bobbie Downs,” sniffed the orphan, with another swallow.

  “How did you get it?” The clown dropped down beside the little boy.

  “I think it came with me, sir,” said Bobbie faintly.

  “Well, if you don’t mind, we’ll change it to Bob Up-for that’s what we’ve done-and Bob Up sounds more lively than Bobbie Downs, don’t you think?”

  While Notta was talking he was glancing anxiously around him. “Bob,” he said finally, “I think we’ve fallen in with another circus. See, there are tents, and I hear lions roaring.” “So do I,” said Bobbie beginning to look more interested than frightened.

  “Yes, it’s either a circus or a sea shore without any sea,” continued the clown, running his fingers through the sand. “But anyway, here I am and here you are, and so long as you are here we’ll bob up together. Let’s go on to the main tent and see the show.”

  Bobbie stood up and shook the water from his cap. They were both dripping wet from the storm they had passed through, but the sun and wind of this queer desert country soon dried them off and, conversing almost cheerfully, they trudged through the deep sand toward a large blue, striped tent.

  “I’ve done a heap of traveling in my time,” confided Notta, “but never in just this way. I’ve run into some strange places and walked into others; but this is the first time I ever talked myself into a country. There we were in a circus, quiet and natural like, then that rhyme pops into my head. I say it and

  off we go like a couple of skyrockets. We were just talked into this country, Bob, my boy, and a mighty tricky business I call it. But never mind, we’ll just follow the rules anyway.

  “What rules?” asked Bob, looking curiously at some tall palm trees, waving in the distance. He had never supposed palm trees existed outside of geography books.

  “Why,” explained Notta, “just four simple little rules I made up to use in case of danger or trouble. First,” he pulled out his little finger, “first I disguise myself. If that fails, I’m extreemly polite. If politeness doesn’t do, I tell a joke. If the joke fails, I shout something no one can understand and run like sixty. So don’t you worry, Bob; stick to me and run when I run and everything will turn out right. Do you know what makes me so fat?”

  Bob shook his head.

  “Disguises!” whispered Notta triumphantly. “I use them for padding. Mighty handy when I tumble about. Yes, sir, in here.” Notta fondly patted his bulging Suit. “In here I have six marvelous disguises ready to put on at a moment’s notice, and in here,” Notta tapped his powdery forehead, “in here, I’ve sixty different jokes, and lots of things I don’t understand myself, so you see we are prepared for everything.” “Yes, sir,” said Bobbie solemnly, for he was a very solemn little boy. Living in an orphan asylum had made him that way and, as for adventures, he had never had an adventure in his life. There were lessons and meals and punishments, and once in a while a fight among the older boys, but no one in that big, busy home had time to talk to Bobbie Downs, nor answer his questions. So Bobbie had grown quieter and more solemn each year of the seven he had spent in the dull gray asylum.

  Notta looked at the little boy curiously as he trudged along beside him. The kindly clown decided that he was going to like Bob Up, and right there he decided that Bob Up was going to have a little fun. “I’ll bet he’s never laughed out loud in his whole life,” thought the clown to himself, and began running over in his head the funniest jokes that he knew. He had just determined on the one about the pig and the pound of bacon, when an ear splitting screech knocked all thought ofjoking out of his mind. A huge figure, with bristling blue whiskers, had stepped out from behind a palm tree, taken one look at the two strangers and then disappeared in the direction of the blue tent, shouting at the top of his lungs.

  “Is it Blue Beard?” quavered Bob, clutching Notta.

  “Bob,” said the
clown, swallowing hard, “I don’t know, but we’ll just try rule one.” Fumbling in the bosom of his suit he dragged out a brown bundle, and before the little boy could wink had stepped into it and dropped on all fours.

  “I’m a lion,” panted Notta, “and if I roar loudly enough I may frighten them off. Stick close to me, Bob, and try to remember the rules. If I run, you run-understand?”

  “Yes, sir!” gasped Bob, his eyes as round as cookies, for Notta’s disguise was so real that he was almost afraid himself. Scarcely had Notta cleared his throat for a growl than a white robed company burst out of the blue tent, and descended upon them in a whirl of sand and scimitars. Bob was as brave as any boy, but his retired life in an orphan asylum had not prepared him for anything like this. Tears started to his eyes. With a scream. of fright, he grasped Notta’s woolly mane.

  “You’d better stop crying and get ready to run,” whispered the clown nervously and finished his sentence with such a roar that Bob jumped quite three feet. But the wild white company kept right on coming and, before Notta could get another growl going, a net was thrown over his head, a dozen of the blue whiskered villains were upon him and next instant he was rolling over and over in the sandy road.

  Bob had shut his eyes tight, expecting to be snatched himself, but when nothing happened he opened them and saw with a little gasp that they were hustling Notta, with pricks and prods, towards the billowing blue tent. This was Bob’s first adventure and he might have run away, but something inside of him, that he hadn’t known about, kept him there. Right in that moment, and all of a sudden, Bob discovered that he was fonder of this clown whom he had known only a few moments than of anyone he had ever known before. He felt that if something terrible was going to happen to Notta it might as well happen to him too.

  “Bob Up,” the clown had called him. Well, bob up he would. With trembling legs, he ran after the shouting company, and managed to squeeze into the royal tent unnoticed, behind the broad back of Tazzywaller. For as you have all guessed long before now, it was to Mudge that Notta had transported himself and the little boy.

  Notta’s disguise, though somewhat askew, still held together and he was growling terribly to keep up his courage, at the same time looking anxiously around for Bob. His lion head had been knocked sideways, so that he could only see out of one eye, but what he managed to see with one eye was enough to make him quake with terror. The Mudgers were shouting and hopping about in front of a large blue throne, pointing at him with their flashing scimitars.

  Then a tall, particularly thin fellow seized him by the ear. It was Panapee.

  “Lion,” cried Panapee haughtily, “this is your new master, Mustafa of Mudge. Your Highness, here is the lion you were just wishing for!”

  “An odd looking beast,” puffed the ruler of Mudge, tugging at his mustache.

  “An awful looking creature I call it,” sniffed Tazzywaller, who was jealous to think another lion really had been captured after he said there were no more.

  “Maybe it’s the Cowardly Lion,” mused Mustafa. “I see that his knees are trembling. Are you the Cowardly Lion?” he demanded, pointing his scimitar at poor Notta. The clown roared dismally, to prove he was no coward. How was he to know that in the land of Oz all animals can and are expected to talk? Why, he did not even know he was in Oz, and in the hands of the Mudgers.

  “He refuses to answer,” said Mustafa gloomily. “Well, a dumb lion is better than no lion at all. Take him away, Panny, and lock him up with the other lions. I hope he’s a good fighter. Let me see, that makes ten thousand for you to feed, Tazzywaller, if the others don’t chew this one up. He rubbed his hands joyfully together. “I’ll come out later on and see how they take to him. But I am not going to be satisfied until I have the Cowardly Lion, Panny. This lion is a cowardly lion but not the Cowardly Lion. Take him away!”

  Mustafa picked up the lion book and, waving Notta out of the tent, fell to looking at the picture of the Cowardly Lion of Oz.

  All during this conversation Notta’s hair had been prickling under his mane. Ten thousand lions! Sizzling sawdust! Better face these wild-looking men than that. Rule one had failed, it was time to try rule two.

  “Come on,” growled the Mudger at his head and gave the rope arouhd his neck a sharp tug. But before the clown had a chance to move or speak, there was a shrill scream, and out rushed Bob Up,

  almost upsetting old Tazzywaller. He flung both arms around the trembling lion.

  “You shan’t take him away,” cried the little boy stormily. “It isn’t a lion. It’s Notta!” “Notta?” roared Mustafa, lurching forward and looking at Bobbie with astonishment. “Not a lion,” cried the clown, rising on his hind legs and hastily removing his lion head.

  CHAPTER 4 Mustafa’s Mandate

  THERE was a moment of absolute silence following Notta’s disclosure. With his lion body and clown head he presented an amazing and ridiculous appearance. Nothing like this had ever been seen in Mudge, and the Mudgers simply gaped with astonishment.

  “Steady now, Bob,” whispered the clown, putting his lion paw around the little boy. “All we have to do is to be polite-rule two, you know!”

  Mustafa was the first to recover. “Not a lion!” cried the Monarch of Mudge hoarsely. “Why, how dare you disappoint me like this? Did you hear that, Tazzywaller, Panny, Mixtuppa-all of you? He says he’s not a lion.” A sob of rage choked Mustafa’s voice.

  “I apologize for not being a lion,” said Notta, in a polite, slightly shaky voice. “Ten thousand

  pardons!”

  “Ten thousand puddings!” screamed Mustafa furiously.

  “Puddings by all means, if your Highness prefers them,” corrected Notta hastily. “I told you there were no more lions in Mudge,” wheezed Tazzywaller with a triumphant glance

  at Panapee. “I knew it wasn’t a lion all along.” “Well, what is it then?” asked Mustafa angrily. “The little fellow’s a boy of some kind, but this other?” He waved scornfully at the poor clown.

  “A wizard, your Highness?” hissed Panapee. “A wizard, that’s what he is.

  “Now don’t call me names,” begged Notta, extending the front paws of his disguise. “I’m

  Notta.”

  “Not a wizard, I suppose,” said Tazzywaller scornfully.

  “Why don’t you ask him how he got here?” sighed Mixtuppa, reasonably enough. Notta stared curiously at the large head of Mixtuppa, wagging through the blue curtain. Perhaps here was someone who would understand politeness.

  “Madam, your Highness, gracious and lovely lady,” began the clown with a deep bow, “we fell into this charming country through no fault of our own.

  “Well, it wasn’t our fault; we have no faults here,” snapped Mustafa ungraciously. “How did

  you get past the lion enclosure?” demanded Panapee. “How do you explain this being a lion one minute and a creature of another sort the next?”

  “Well, there is something very queer about it,” admitted Notta, rubbing his forehead in a puzzled way. “One minute Bob and I were in a circus doing a bit of a trick and-”

  “I knew it was a trick,” exclaimed Panapee triumphantly. “He admits it!”

  “Silence!” cried Mustafa, who was beginning to enjoy the recital. “You were in a circus? Tazzywaller, what is a circus?”

  “It’s a show,” explained Notta hastily, for he could tell by the puzzled faces of the Mudgers that they had never heard of such a thing. “And we were in it. I put Bob on my shoulder and shouted a silly rhyme, and in a flash he is gone. I shout it again and I’m gone too!”

  “Gone where?” asked Mustafa, rubbing his chin.

  “To here,” replied Notta, gazing about him uneasily. “Funny how a little verse could carry us so far.” He recited:

  “Udge! Budge! Go to Mudge! Udger budger, I’m a Mudger!”

  No sooner had he done so than Mustafa sprang into the air and all the Mudgers began roaring with fright and fury.

  “He’s discovered
the secret of Mudge,” shrilled Mustafa, pulling out a handful of his whiskers.

  “How dare you use our own privately patented, particular, magic transformation formula? Now you’ll be wishing all sorts of people into the country!”

  “He’s a wizard!” screamed Panapee. “I told you he was a wizard! Twist his tail; off with his head; throw him to the lions!”

  “Wait, let me explain,” pleaded the clown, but his voice was drowned in the angry hubbub. Then all at once a gong at the back of the tent rang thunderously. Mustafa, who had already seized the tail of Notta’s disguise, paused. So did the others. On a platform at the other end of the tent stood Tazzywaller, thumping the gong with all his might. The noise was so terrible that even Notta and Bob, frightened though they were, had to cover their ears. Not until Mustafa ran to the little platform and commanded Tazzywaller to stop, did the awful clangor cease.

  “What do you mean by this impertinence?” panted Mustafa, seizing Tazzy’s arm.

  “It was the only way I could get your attention,” said Tazzywaller calmly. “I have something important to say. About lions,” he finished meaningly.

  “Well, what is it?” puffed Mustafa eagerly. “Be quiet!” he called to the Mudgers who were again closing in on Notta and Bob.

 

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