Mismatched

by Elle Casey

  “What, Erin — are ye too cool or something?”

  He’s needling me. I take the bait, eager to shake the feeling of dismay that’s followed me out into the street. “Right! Race ye!” I take off sprinting and join the line for Duck Tour tickets with Michaél hot on my heels.

  We find a seat near the back and settle in. Our tour guide is cool, and it’s a relief to not have to talk for the next hour or so. I’m giving myself a good talking to as I sit down beside Michaél, trying to convince myself to enjoy our friendship for what it is now. Friendship. Nothing more, nothing less.

  I suppose I should be grateful that he even still wants to be friends after my behavior over the last few weeks. I haven’t been my best self since his arrival in Boston. Not to say that he’s behaved any better. He did his due diligence and checked out the bar before he came here. He knew exactly what shape The Pot O’Gold was in and he came anyway. He knew he didn’t have a legal leg to stand on, and yet he threatened that he did. Neither of us has been fair to the other.

  I stare out at the monuments passing by and think of all the ways I resisted his ideas and the myriad ways I tried to make him feel so uncomfortable so he’d just leave. It was a knee-jerk reaction to what I perceived to be a threat to all I’ve worked for. All that mattered to me was the bar. And while I still stand by that, I look across the water and realize that I have been singleminded to a fault. Sure, it’s important for me to be strong and independent and to make my own way in the world, but what’s the point of any of it if I can’t share my life with someone else?

  “And now, ladies and gentlemen, time for something a bit special!” announces Kip, our guide. We’re heading for the water and the Duck doesn’t seem to be stopping. With great fanfare we splash into the Charles River and begin to sail.

  Somehow I’d never realized that this was part of the tour. I scream and grab onto Michaél’s sleeve as a blast of cold water hits me. He wraps his arm around me and rubs my freezing arms warm. I snuggle into him, but he pulls away to take one of the blankets that are being passed around by Kip. He tucks it around both our laps but he doesn’t put his arm around me again. I smile my thanks. It’s beautiful to be out on the river; the air is clear and I feel the anger and frustration I’ve been carrying around lately being swept away. I pick at a thread on the blanket that covers us both. I am hyper aware of his leg touching mine but he seems to be elsewhere, gazing off into space. I guess that’s it for us then. Good friends. No benefits. As though hearing my thoughts he turns and smiles at me. No kiss. No little touch. Just a friendly smile. I have to make a massive effort to make my own smile big ‘cause right now I’m feelin’ kinda small.

  We arrive home in time for dinner and I’m beat. I’m beat from acting like the best best friend a guy could ever want and from not giving into the lusty desire that is literally eating me up. I can’t go on like this. We have to have it out or he has to leave. Now.

  “So, Michaél. What’s the deal?”

  He looks up from the Sunday roast dinner I have just set down in front of him, compliments of our new chef, Aaron. Yet another one of Michaél’s initiatives that has gone down a treat with the punters. It’s late and we’re eating dinner in the apartment. It’s time to clear the air.

  “Deal?” he asks, all innocence.

  “There’s something I don’t understand.” I push my food around my plate.

  He just smiles.

  Okay, he’s not going to make this easy for me. I soldier on, searching for the right words. I know that I’ve been a class-A bitch these past few weeks but what did he expect? Is he fucking with me for fun?

  “I know for a fact that you have no interest in acquiring half the bar, and I also know that you knew that all those threats about fraud and misrepresentation were bullshit.” I look up at him. “So, what I’d like to know is why you put me through hell these last few weeks?”

  He laughs. He actually laughs!

  I put down my fork and give him a hard stare. “I don’t find any of this funny, Michaél. The bar is my livelihood— my future.”

  “I’m sorry, Erin. Ye’re just so cute when ye’re serious.”

  “Are you mocking me?”

  He realizes that he’s gone too far. Standing up, he comes round to my side of the breakfast bar and takes my two hands in his, forcing me to stand up too. He’s all serious now.

  “No, I’m not mocking ye. I’ve travelled three thousand miles to be with ye with some bogus excuse about acquiring half yer bar, fabricating stories so that ye’d have to keep me around. And, while I know that it perhaps hasn’t been all that much fun for ye, I’ve loved spending each day in yer company. Ye’re a feisty, determined, hard-working young businesswoman, who maybe needs to take more days off.”

  This, I was not expecting. I’m left flabbergasted. Speechless. Agog. I stare back at him stupidly.

  He takes my silence as a need for more explication. “Don’t ye know that I’m in love with ye, Erin O’Neill? I have been since that first night, when ye bought me that pint and sang to me. This charade with the bar, an expensive charade I might add, was to allow ye the time to fall in love with me. I told ye; I don’t take my relationships lightly, especially not the important ones. And ye’re very important to me.” With that he bends his head and his lips hover gently over mine, as if awaiting permission.

  I kiss him back, softly at first and then with more fervor. We play with one another’s lips, teasing, exploring, before allowing our tongues to meet, tasting and savouring each other. I snake my arms up around his neck.

  Reaching up, he runs his finger along my breastbone, brushing the straps of my bra. Slowly, he twists each button of my blouse, releasing it from its tiny hole, until my shirt eventually falls open.

  I quiver in anticipation.

  He studies me and smiles. Then he reaches up and caresses my breasts through the lacy fabric of my bra. My nipples are hard, and he fingers them playfully, sending spikes of desire from my breasts to my groin. I groan with pleasure, leaning into him and feeling the outline of his hard-on against my thigh. I turn around and rub my ass against his groin, soft at first, then harder. It’s his turn to groan.

  “I have wanted this for so long,” he says lifting me up into his arms and carrying me toward my room.

  I don’t stop kissing him as we move from the sitting room to my bedroom. It’s just too good to stop. He lays me gently down on the bed and removes my shoes and socks. Then he reaches for my belt and unbuckles it. I help him by shimmying out of my jeans and taking off my blouse, so that I’m lying there in only my bra and panties.

  He removes his own shirt and jeans. Sliding out of his boxers, he kicks them to one side and stands before me, his cock like a ship’s mast.

  “Yer wish is my command, my darlin’. Would ye like it hard or do ye feel like some gentle lovemaking this evening?” He speaks in a strong Irish accent that makes me giggle.

  “I have been gagging for this for weeks! Do you even have to ask? I would definitely like the hard option, please.”

  He reaches for one of the silk scarves that I have draped over the headboard. A wave of electricity goes through me as he weaves the scarf around my wrists, attaching it to the bed.

  Standing up again, he goes over and opens my underwear drawer, riffling around until he finds what he’s looking for. Carefully, he ties pantyhose around my head as a blindfold. I giggle and squirm a little in anticipation. These kinds of games are new to me.

  “Time to let someone else drive for a bit, darlin’. I’m going to make ye scream,” he whispers, biting my earlobe. He begins an exploration of my body with his tongue. Blind, I feel every lick and probe all the more intensely. Each time he places a finger or a hand on my body, all my attention is focused there. My body becomes a hotbed of liquid pleasure, and every inch of me has become an erogenous zone.

  I shudder when he touches my wrists with the tips of his fingers, then his tongue. The inside of my arms are even more sensitive. It is
as though he can anticipate everything I want, even before I know that I want it, and he gives it to me.

  Soon, as promised, I am begging for mercy. He teases me with his tongue, licking and biting the fabric of my bra, which he moves over just enough to expose the nipples. Inching his way down my torso he nuzzles and licks my skin, occasionally biting lightly. I writhe around as much as I can, but I feel the scarf tighten around my wrists. I pull harder, the ecstasy mounting.

  Just when I think that he will stop downtown to give me the relief I so desperately need, he keeps going and buries his mouth between my legs instead, kissing and licking the inner flesh of my thighs. I wriggle in ecstasy and try desperately to free my hands and grab his head, to pull him deeper inside me.

  That is all I want now. To have him inside me. I moan. I beg for him to take me. He comes back up alongside me and I can feel his breath in my ear.

  “But we’re just getting started,” he whispers, while his fingers play inside my opening.

  “Please, Michaél,” I groan. He inserts one finger. Then another.

  “There. Is that what ye want?” he murmurs, flicking and sucking my nipples. He removes my bra and frees my breasts. Touching, playing with featherlight fingers he teases me for what feels like a very long time before he starts to rub and pinch my nipples, all the while the fingers of his other hand work their magic massaging my clit.

  I try to hold myself back but I can’t. The rush is taking over my body and I feel as though I might explode in ecstasy. How does he know my body like this? I come for the first time and it is magnificent. I’m reminded of the crest of the wave I rode back in Ireland, but this wave is of mythological proportions. My hips thrash against the bed. “Michaél! Michaél! Michaél!” I yell, forgetting about the world beyond these walls.

  “Ye like that, darlin’?” He rips my panties off me completely and climbs on top of me. He kisses me hard on the mouth as he enters me. He lifts his lips and begins to move rhythmically inside me. My orgasm wanes and just as I feel I can breathe again, another begins to build in tandem with his movements.

  I turn my head into his arm that I cannot see but can feel alongside my face. I kiss and lick and nip at what skin of his I can with a hunger I have never felt for anyone before.

  He puts more of his weight onto my body, and I pull my legs up so that he can go deeper. The sensation is overwhelming and I grind my hips toward him, trying to drive him in deeper. I bite down on his shoulder, ravenously, about to burst with unspent passion. I can feel myself getting close to climax again.

  “Oh, Jesus, yes!” he gasps as his body convulses in rhythmic spasms.

  I too am riding the wave, and at the same moment I splinter into a thousands glittering stars. We twist and arch into each other and after a few moments of bliss he collapses gently on top of me. He removes my blindfold, kisses me, and smiles.

  I smile back. “Soooo happy.”

  He laughs. “Definitely worth waiting for.” He reaches up and unties my wrists, which he kisses. “Not too tight?”

  “Just right.”

  I snuggle into the crook of his arm and enjoy the feeling of floating through space with this beautiful man. At some point we both fall asleep, my bum nestled into his crotch and his arms encircling me. I enjoy a dreamless sleep.

  CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR

  RIDLEE

  TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE my day to sleep in, but no; of course that’s not going to happen. Erin’s up at six in the morning, so I should be too, according to her.

  “No, I can’t call you back,” she whines. “I need answers now and I’m awake.”

  I sit up in bed and scrub my face with my free hand, trying to get the blood pumping enough to wake me up. “Is this advice for the lovelorn or legal advice? Because I’m not sure I’m awake enough for the legal kind.”

  “Both. Go make yourself some coffee. This is serious business.”

  I swing my legs over the side of the bed and stand, stretching in an effort to get the cramp out of my middle back. Seven hours of sleep isn’t enough to work out the kinks that come from hunching over a desk for three weeks straight, fourteen hours a day. “When is it not serious business with you, Erin?”

  “True. I do live a very important life. Come on, then, chop chop. I don’t have all morning.”

  I shuffle into the kitchen, throwing a tiny pot of ground coffee beans into my machine and pressing the button next to the waiting cup. “Okay, I’m awake. Start talking.”

  Her voice drops down a few notches, giving me the impression that she’s hiding this conversation from someone.

  “Okay, so I took your advice and showed Michaél the town yesterday.”

  “Hmmm, is that why I didn’t get any texts for a whole twelve hours?”

  “Yes. Probably. And because I’m your only friend.”

  I bite my cheek so I won’t laugh at her stupid joke. I have friends, just not the kind of friends I’d text with. That is a privilege reserved just for her. Not that there’s room on my cell phone’s screen or time in my life for anyone else to text me. Erin texts enough for ten people.

  “And?” I prompt.

  “Well, it was confusing for most of the day. I wasn’t sure how he felt about me, about us, about anything really…”

  “You know now, I hope.” I take my first sip of coffee and wait for the caffeine to hit me. Something tells me I’m going to need it soon.

  “Oh, yeah. I know now.” She starts to squeal like a little girl. “He loves me, Rid! He really does!”

  “Of course he does,” I say, not impressed. “If he has a single brain cell in his head, he’ll hang onto you with kitty claws.”

  Her tone goes suspicious. “What’s that mean?”

  “It just means, Miss Paranoid, that you’re an amazing person and he’d be lucky to have you.” Another sip of coffee and I’m almost feeling human again.

  “He said that last night. That and more.”

  “All of it good?”

  “Yes. All of it. And we uh … sealed the deal.” She giggles.

  I’m talking to a girl who goes to high school now. “You had sex with him?”

  “Yep. Totally.”

  “You little slut. Good for you.” I take another sip of coffee, almost done now. Why do espressos have to be so tiny? “Okay, so he goes from bad guy stealing your bar one day to lover the next. Are you sure you’re okay with that?” My friend has a very tender heart, and I feel like I need to be the one talking sense right now. I’m afraid she’s too gaga over him to think straight.

  “Yes. He’s been driving me mad for weeks and this was the best end to it all.”

  “So that’s it, then? This is the end? When does he leave?”

  “No, no, it’s not!” She’s back to being excited. “That’s the best news of all! He wants to stay. He knows he’s not getting any of the bar, but he wants to stay and work here with me. Live with me. See where this thing goes.”

  I sigh, trying to figure out how to say this to her without sounding like a total killjoy.

  “What? I know what that sigh means. Just tell me straight, don’t hold anything back.”

  I slug back the rest of my coffee wincing as it burns all the way down. “Okay, fine. Here’s the deal. He can’t officially work there with you, for one. He’s on a special visa that only allows him to be a tourist or conduct business that doesn’t end up in him being paid. Second, he can’t stay any longer than his visa says he can. My guess is he was granted six months, but it could be as little as three. You have to look at what they gave him at the border.”

  “This isn’t sounding very good.”

  “Don’t get too upset. If there’s a will, there’s a way, right?” I pause and then shift into a softer mode. I have to tread lightly here. “But have you thought about his life in Ireland? I mean, what’s he going to do with his business? Is Siobhan going to be willing to run the thing entirely by herself for months and months? Does he want that? And what’s your end game here? Is
he planning to immigrate here? Because the only way that’s happening is if he gets married to an American citizen.”

  “I’m an American citizen,” Erin says, sounding hopeful.

  “Yes, exactly. So are you guys planning on getting married?” Doubt flavors my tone, but I can’t help it. One night of sex and she’s ready to tie the knot? I don’t buy it. Not Erin. She’s way too tough for that.

  “Well, no. We didn’t discuss that. He did say the L-word, though.”

  “Oh. Well.” I’m surprised by that. I expected him to do more playing around with her heart before he opened up to that degree, based on his past behavior. “I guess that’s a good start.”

  “I don’t know what to do.”

  “Well, I can’t tell you what to do this time. It’s just as confusing to me as it is to you. The negative part of me says maybe he’s just messing with you as revenge or maybe he wants to marry you just to get a greencard and he really doesn’t care about you.”

  “Ridlee! How could you say that? That man spent thousands of euros to get over here and be with me. He admitted as much, that the whole lawsuit thing was a ruse to be with me again.”

  “But why didn’t he just come and be with you? Why make it about the bar at all?” I hate playing devil’s advocate when she so clearly has fallen for him, but someone has to do it.

  Her voice comes out very weak. “I didn’t ask him that.”

  “Maybe it’s time you guys had a very honest, very open conversation.”

  “We did last night. About a lot of things.”

  “But not about the things that need to be discussed. Do you have a pen? Because you need to write these things down.”

  “Hold on a sec.” I hear shuffling and possibly even a piece of furniture falling over and a glass breaking before she’s back on the line. “Okay. I’m ready.”

  “Do you have paper?” I ask, rolling my eyes.

  “Shit. No. Wait.”

  I start another cup of coffee as I wait.

  “Okay. I’m back. Pen and paper at the ready.”