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Submarine

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by Joe Dunthorne


  I head up to the bar and order a chicken and mushroom pie. The other name we had for Zoe was Pie. The barmaid puts it in the microwave for a minute and a half. As it rotates, I watch its sides distend and sag, its skin crinkle, ageing a year for every second.

  I sit down at an empty table and use a spork to make an incision in one end of the pie. By prodding the lid of the pie, I create a small pyrotechnic steam effect puffing out of the pastry geyser.

  While waiting for the snotty filling to cool, I flick through one of the programmes for Ghetto. I find ‘Zoe Preece: sound and lighting director’. There is no photo. On the back page there are black and white pictures from their dress rehearsal. The girls mostly look identical: pretty and straight haired. I try and remember Zoe’s face. I should be able to recognize her but all I can think of is the lid of my chicken and mushroom pie.

  The theatre is more than half full. I am the youngest person in Row L.

  The play is about a ghetto in Vilna, Lithuania, where the Jews form a theatre company, sing songs and perform them. The songs are deemed to be so good that their deportation to the concentration camp is put on hold for a while. It is lucky for the Jews that the Nazis did not have my taste in music.

  The Nazi, Kittel, appoints a Jew, Gens, as ruler of the ghetto and head of the Jewish police. Gens organizes a ball to get into the Nazi’s good books.

  During the interval, I stay in my seat. I like watching the people in black jeans carrying the props. As if we can’t see them.

  They cover the stage with flowers, rugs, cushions. Four of them carry on a long, rectangular dining table. They set the table with bottles of wine, convincing-looking netted salamis and plastic roast chickens.

  As the second half commences, there are twelve performers on stage: a folk band made up of a violinist, trumpeter, guitarist and accordionist, who play an irritating jig, while four Nazis slug wine and watch the Jewish police fuck the pissed-up Jewish prostitutes. They are doing them over the dinner table.

  I look across at the parents’ faces in the seats on my row. They look stern, focused. One man rubs the underside of his chin; his jaw is tensed, his mouth rigidly ajar. I imagine the fathers of the actresses confronting the realization that their daughters are comfortable – and quite convincing – in the role of girl-pretending-to-enjoy-getting-fucked-by-drunk-teenage-boy-pretending-to-know-how-to-fuck.

  As the sound of rutting grows more intense, one of the fathers turns to his wife and, half-smiling, whispers a joke of some sort. He giggles but she does not laugh or even acknowledge him; she is thinking about the poor old Jews. He is trying to make light of a difficult situation; the second time that he let his daughter’s boy-friend stay the night, he convinced himself that it could have been the creaky radiators or the wind in the back yard – but he wasn’t sure and so stayed up the whole night listening.

  At the end of the play, I clap my hands twenty-four times.

  Now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now.

  The actors come out and bow. Then they go offstage for a moment – not nearly long enough for the audience to decide whether or not to stop clapping – before they return for an encore. They open their palms towards Zoe, up in her den, her cage: the sound booth. I imagine that they give her extra portions if she makes no mistakes. They applaud her and stare up into the lights.

  I flop on to one of the long sofas that snake along the edges of the foyer. The play was not effective. I feel no particular downturn in my emotions, no sudden sadness. In fact, I feel no worse than when the play began. It was getting hot in the theatre and my pie was weighing me down; I may have had a sleep and missed the bit that would have made me care.

  I watch sets of parents waiting with flowers. It’s a bit like an airport arrival lounge: an element of competitiveness about who will emerge first.

  I’m not sure I will recognize Zoe’s face so I’m going to have to carefully examine other physical characteristics.

  The first girl out skips straight towards her parents, swinging an arm round both; they stoop awkwardly into a brief but warm three-way hug. The other parents hide their resentment well.

  The girl shows her teeth at her parents. I recognize her but that may be because she was in the play. Her father says something. She laughs. She is wearing a red shoulder bag with a picture of a Manga-style robot making the peace sign on it. Her V-neck jumper is nautically striped, red and grey; it is baggy and deceptive although the humps of her boobs are visible. She’s wearing long, heavily flared jeans that make her look like she has no feet.

  I try and think of how Zoe used to dress: white shirt, tie, shiny shoes. Not helpful. I try and remember her face but all I can think of is this girl’s face. Which is like vanilla ice-cream. Her cheekbones are single scoops.

  Then I remember: Zoe had miraculous skin.

  I stand up and take a few steps closer, pretending to be reading the programme. The girl is so attentive to her parents that she doesn’t notice me in the shadow of her father.

  Her skin is pale, pasteurized and slightly flushed at the cheeks.

  Her trousers are quite tight around the tops of her thighs but I’m not seeing any signs of obesity. I remember we used to say that Fat was the only fat girl in the world who didn’t have big tits and what’s the point of a fat girl if she doesn’t have big tits.

  ‘Oliver!’

  The girl is speaking to me. Her parents step back, opening their triangle for me to join.

  ‘It is Oliver, right? What are you doing here?’

  ‘Zoe,’ I say.

  Her mum and dad look pleased that I know their daughter’s name.

  ‘Mum and Dad, this is Oliver, he used to be in some of my classes in Derwen Fawr.’

  Their eyebrows go up as one, they nod in unison.

  ‘Don’t worry.’ Zoe puts a hand on her dad’s elbow. ‘He was one of the good ones.’

  Her dad laughs. He has a long, tanned face with a chin that could open letters.

  I look at Zoe. She’s looking comfortable in her own skin. She has clearly selected all her own clothes. Her face is cheery and full of excitement.

  I used to say: Anger does not come easy to me, but I don’t think that’s true any more.

  I look at Zoe’s face. I’m smiling. But I feel the space around me darken with malice. Like when Dad’s hedge-trimmer found a wasps’ nest. Zoe was supposed to be the proof that a victim always stays a victim, that there is no such thing as self-help. Unhappy people have a role in society – and that is to make the rest of us feel better.

  If this dumb fatterpillar can become a butterfly then what does that say about me – destined, as I am, to be perma-dumped, to have all my girlfriends stolen by boys with ridiculous necks. Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry. I even hate those tribal women, with the bronze rings round their throats, who are always wangling their way into documentaries.

  I want to make Fat fat again. I want to stick a funnel down her throat and pour in the still-warm run-off from the drip tray under the George Foreman grill at Chips’s house.

  ‘Nice to meet you, Oliver,’ her mum says. ‘Are you feeling as depressed as we are?’

  Zoe’s mum has an inch of black at the roots of her hair, the rest is blonde and dry, not quite long enough to go behind her ears. Her eyes are chlorine blue.

  ‘Yes,’ I say, ‘very depressed.’

  ‘How do you think I feel?’ Zoe asks, her eyes tilting up, her voice unfeasibly expressive as she tries to wrestle the attention back. ‘Every day – twice a day – my entire friendship group gets mown down in cold blood,’ she says. ‘It’s not good for your state of mind, I can tell you.’

  Her dad laughs loudly, proudly.

  I want to punch Zoe in the ovaries.

  ‘So are you involved in this at all, Oliver?’ her dad asks.

  Don’t blame me for what your daughter’s become.

  ‘No, I just came to watch,’ I say. ‘I am interested in
history.’

  ‘See!’ Zoe sticks out her tongue, and cocks her head at her parents. ‘At least one person is actually interested in seeing the play because it’s a good play, not because of their little darlings.’

  She hugs me playfully, side-on, her boobs squeezing into my upper arm. These boobs must be new.

  ‘Thank you, Oliver,’ Zoe says, stepping back.

  I smile and look her in the eyes. My anger is turning to nausea. It’s sickening. She doesn’t even remember who she used to be. I never want to learn.

  ‘We are interested in the play,’ her mother says.

  ‘Yeah, it’s not our fault that our talented daughter keeps distracting us,’ the father says.

  I feel seasick.

  Her mum and dad look like a TV couple. I can actually imagine them having non-disturbing adult sex.

  ‘I’m just going to pop to the loo,’ I tell them. They say nothing.

  I turn quickly and weave in between waiting parents and empty metal tables, quietly repeating the phrase pop to the loo, feeling more ill with each step, appalled by my inability to seem anything other than pleasant.

  The bathroom is unnecessarily large. It feels like a performance space. The urinals and sinks are deserted, the cubicle doors are open: it’s empty. I elbow the buttons on all three hand-driers. I use the palm of my hand to slap down the six time-release taps: hot then cold, hot then cold, hot then cold. It should sound wild, like the sound in your ears if you jump off a waterfall, but it doesn’t, it sounds lame. I go into a cubicle and spin the toilet roll out so that it gathers on the floor in wafered layers like a fat person’s stomach. I kneel on the tiles and hold my head over the bowl. I inhale the shit and bleach smell. I think of the George Foreman drip tray. I open my mouth. I hear one of the driers turn off; the other two quickly follow suit. One of the taps stops running; the other five dry up in close succession. I close my mouth. My stomach keeps schtum.

  It’s hard to tell exactly how much weight Zoe’s lost. In my memory of her, I get mixed up between the reputation and the reality. But even if she has lost weight, that’s not the upsetting bit. She’s just so chirpy.

  I open my mouth. I close my mouth.

  I go to a urinal and piss as hard and as loud and as long as I can.

  It is not a release.

  When I come back out, the café is full of lively young people. Fresh-faced girls with slats of thick theatre make-up still on their necks. Roguish boys accepting praise awkwardly. Everyone is laughing. This is theatre. It feels like this could be some clever, extra scene from the play, and in a minute there’s going to be a song about how lucky we all are to be young and beautiful and live in Swansea at the end of the less awful half of an absolute bum-out of a century.

  I return to Zoe and her parents.

  ‘I designed the whole rig.’ Zoe’s telling her parents something. ‘You know that bit when Gens asks Kittel to shoot him?’

  She speaks to her parents as if they’re her friends – it’s frightening. I watch her mouth move. I try and imagine before and after shots of her body.

  ‘Yes,’ I say.

  She acknowledges my return with a pause.

  ‘Well, in the script it says “blackout” but I wanted to do something different.’ She’s actually boasting. I can’t believe this. ‘So I set up the lights so that they blacked out in sequence – from the back of the stage forwards.’

  ‘Oh yeah – that was cool,’ I say. I have no idea what she’s talking about.

  ‘I think that the word you are looking for is heartbreaking,’ she says.

  Don’t tell me what word I am looking for.

  ‘Can a light be heartbreaking?’ I ask, trying to keep up the banter.

  ‘Well, that depends who’s in control of it,’ she says quickly.

  Her parents are watching us have this conversation.

  They expect me to come back with something sparky and full of the hopefulness of youth.

  ‘And you’re in control,’ I tell her.

  Zoe wins. And just to show her superiority, she has the good grace to change the subject.

  ‘So, who are you hanging out with nowadays?’ she says.

  I want to say: Chips. You remember Chips, don’t you? Chips was behind you in the dinner hall three years ago when you found strips of bacon rind in your hair. But, for no good reason, I think better of it.

  ‘Well… I’ve still got some good mates.’

  She nods like a therapist.

  ‘What’s your email address?’ she says, pulling an olive-green notepad from her bag.

  She scribbles ‘Zoeinthedark@hotty.com’ on a blank page, rips it out and hands it to me. Then she writes ‘Olly, my new (old) friend’ at the top of a new page and gives me the pen. I write down my email address and feel unimaginative: ‘Olivertate @btinternet.com’.

  As she puts away her pad, a boy with long baggy jeans and a tight green T-shirt comes out of the auditorium. He sneaks up behind Zoe, shushing us with his finger held to his lips.

  ‘I’ll email you,’ Zoe says.

  The boy throws his arms round her waist, leans back and lifts her legs off the ground – he has a very supple spine. Zoe screams a little but doesn’t look particularly embarrassed. I see a glimpse of her midriff. She is not fat. Her skin is smooth and pale. I notice the faintest dew of hair.

  Lanugo is the downy hair that grows on your face and chest when you are anorexic. It is a bit like cobwebs.

  Zoe puts her arm round him.

  ‘Oliver, this is Aaron. Mum and Dad – you know Aaron.’

  ‘Hi!’ I say, with a full-beam smile.

  ‘We know Aaron,’ Zoe’s mum says.

  Aaron’s dark fringe dissects his forehead in a sweep. His green T-shirt says ‘Cape Town’ on it. His face handles his large nose well. You could fita fifty-pence piece inside his nostrils.

  ‘Aaron, Oliver went to…’ She puts a hand on his shoulder, whispers in his ear. ‘… Derwen Fawr.’

  Aaron’s mouth drops open and his eyes and lips wince in feigned disgust.

  ‘Listen, let’s just pretend that we don’t hate each other,’ he says, offering me his hand, ‘for the sake of Zoe’s parents.’

  Zoe’s parents smile entreatingly. Aaron’s voice is melodious and very Welsh – it fades in and out like AM radio.

  As we shake hands, he asks: ‘Weren’t the lights brilliant?’

  ‘They were,’ I say.

  ‘Zoe is brilliant,’ he says.

  ‘Puh-shaw,’ she says, batting her wrist, mincing.

  Aaron puts a hand on my shoulder. He is quite beautiful.

  ‘But I bet you’re depressed now, right?’ he says.

  It’s dark as I walk out through the Brynmill exit of Singleton Park, going nowhere near the circular route that me and Jordana used to walk with Fred. I am over Jordana. I pass two other dog-walkers and they do not remind me of her.

  On 14.4.98 wrote

  Hey Olly, told you I’d email. It was such a surprise to see you! It’s weird – I recognized you straightaway. You haven’t changed a bit. Why weren’t we friends when I was in DF? I suppose I was a bit of a hermit… and you were a bit of a loner. And I never realized you liked theatre! Is funny – in this new school I got a new identity. I’m the giggly, flirty one. I love it!

  You’ve got to come again tomorrow! We’ve got a matinée and an evening performance but it’d probably be better if you come to the matinée because it won’t be as busy – easier to sneak you into the control room! Don’t worry, you won’t be putting me off, I could do the show blindfold and with both arms tied behind my back.

  Just so you know – it’s customary to bring flowers. Chrysanthemums are my preference, in case you’re interested…;–)

  See you tom,

  Zoe <3 Text hearts are lame <3

  Oh, and you made a good impression on my mum. I think she might have a crush on you!

  xx

  I’m finding it hard to make the c
onnection between Pie, the girl with the icing-sugar dust on the crotch of her pleated skirt, and Zoe, an almost-woman with the power in her fingertips to silence an auditorium.

  I preferred her when she was pure untapped potential: a sex kitten stuck in the belly of an orca.

  I suppose I should be impressed. She took my advice, without knowing it: she learnt how to be someone else, with a little help from the acting community. She used six exclamation marks in her email.

  But I can still see the cracks where Fatty is trying to get out. I internet-search the words ‘Victim loves abuser’ and on page sixteen I come across something interesting: ‘Stockholm syndrome is a psychological response where a victim or captive exhibits seeming loyalty to their captor.’

  It makes sense really. To her, I am still a figure of immense power. I burnt her diary, I pushed her in a pond. No wonder she wants me. She knows that I can see through her ‘new identity’ as though she were a paper napkin turning transparent with the grease from a sweaty chicken wing.

  Fustilarian

  It is not yet lunchtime in the botanical gardens. I am surprised to find the old bloke has changed benches. He is sat in front of the hothouse for tropical plants.

  I stroll up to some soppy-looking flowers. He watches me from across the path. He stands up. He walks towards me. His knees don’t make the sound of a football rattle.

  He reaches out and squeezes the flower’s neck, its mouth pouts and opens.

  ‘Antirrhinum majus. Anti means like, rhinos means snout.’

  He looks at me. His eyes are watery.

  I add the word ‘Botanist’ to his imaginary plaque.

  ‘Like snout,’ he says.

  His nose bridge is thin, delicate and perfectly straight.

  ‘Wha’s a lad your age doing here two days on the trot?’

  I watch him. Tiny white hairs poke out from the tip of his nose like stamen.

  ‘If you’re going to steal flowers then take ’em from round by yer,’ he says.

  I follow him off the path to a flowerbed that is tucked away behind the greenhouse. He walks quite quickly, with a kind of skip-limp.

  ‘Chinese gardenias. If these don’t get her then nothing will.’

 

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