Curious Warnings: The Great Ghost Stories of M.R. James

by M. R. James

  I remember once my father—that’s your great-grandfather—told me he had spoken to Mr. Davis about it (for it’s his land he lived on) and asked him why he was so fond of going there, but he only said: “Oh, it’s a wonderful old place, sir, and I’ve always been fond of the old-fashioned things, and when him (that was his man he meant) and me are together there, it seems to bring back the old times so plain.”

  And my father said, “Well,” he said, “it may suit you, but I shouldn’t like a lonely place like that in the middle of the night.”

  And Mr. Davis smiled, and the young man, who’d been listening, said, “Oh, we don’t want for company at such times,” and my father said he couldn’t help thinking Mr. Davis made some kind of sign, and the young man went on quick, as if to mend his words, and said, “That’s to say, Mr. Davis and me’s company enough for each other, ain’t we, master?

  “And then there’s a beautiful air there of a summer night, and you can see all the country round under the moon, and it looks so different, seemingly, to what it do in the daytime. Why, all them harrows on the down—”

  And then Mr. Davis cut in, seeming to be out of temper with the lad, and said, “Ah yes, they’re old-fashioned places, ain’t they, sir? Now, what would you think was the purpose of them?”

  And my father said (now, dear me, it seems funny, doesn’t it, that I should recollect all this: but it took my fancy at the time, and though it’s dull perhaps for you, I can’t help finishing it out now), well, he said, “Why, I’ve heard, Mr. Davis, that they’re all graves, and I know, when I’ve had occasion to plow up one, there’s always been some old bones and pots turned up.

  “But whose graves they are, I don’t know—people say the ancient Romans were all about this country at one time, but whether they buried their people like that I can’t tell.”

  And Mr. Davis shook his head, thinking, and said, “Ah, to be sure: well they look to me to be older-like than the ancient Romans, and dressed different—that’s to say, according to the pictures the Romans was in armor, and you didn’t never find no armor, did you, sir, by what you said?”

  And my father was rather surprised and said, “I don’t know that I mentioned anything about armor, but it’s true I don’t remember to have found any. But you talk as if you’d seen ’em, Mr. Davis.”

  And they both of them laughed, Mr. Davis and the young man, and Mr. Davis said, “Seen ’em, sir? that would be a difficult matter after all these years. Not but what I should like well enough to know more about them old times and people, and what they worshipped and all.”

  And my father said, “Worshipped? Well, I dare say they worshipped the old man on the hill.”

  “Ah, indeed!” Mr. Davis said. “Well, I shouldn’t wonder.”

  And my father went on and told them what he’d heard and read about the heathens and their sacrifices: what you’ll learn some day for yourself, Charles, when you go to school and begin your Latin. And they seemed to be very much interested, both of them. But my father said he couldn’t help thinking the most of what he was saying was no news to them.

  That was the only time he ever had much talk with Mr. Davis, and it stuck in his mind, particularly, he said, the young man’s word about not wanting for company: because in those days there was a lot of talk in the villages round about—why, but for my father interfering, the people here would have ducked an old lady for a witch.

  Charles: What does that mean, granny, ducked an old lady for a witch? Are there witches here now?

  Grandmother: No, no, dear! Why, whatever made me stray off like that? No, no, that’s quite another affair.

  What I was going to say was that the people in other places round about believed that some sort of meetings went on a nighttime on that hill where the man is, and that those who went there were up to no good.

  But don’t you interrupt me now, for it’s getting late.

  Well, I suppose it was a matter of three years that Mr. Davis and this young man went on living together; and then all of a sudden, a dreadful thing happened. I don’t know if I ought to tell you. (Outcries of “Oh yes! yes, granny, you must,” etc.)

  Well, then, you must promise not to get frightened and go screaming out in the middle of the night. (“No, no, we won’t, of course not!”)

  One morning very early toward the turn of the year, I think it was in September, one of the woodmen had to go up to his work at the top of the long covert just as it was getting light.

  And just where there were some few big oaks in a sort of clearing deep in the wood he saw at a distance a white thing that looked like a man through the mist, and he was in two minds about going on, but go on he did, and made out as he came near that it was a man: dressed in a sort of white gown he was, and hanging by his neck to the limb of the biggest oak, quite, quite dead. And near his feet there lay on the ground a hatchet all in a gore of blood.

  Well, what a terrible sight that was for anyone to come upon in that lonely place! This poor man was nearly out of his wits: he dropped everything he was carrying and ran as hard as ever he could straight down to the Parsonage, and woke them up and told them what he’d seen.

  And old Mr. White, who was the parson then, sent him off to get two or three of the best men, the blacksmith and the church-wardens and what not, while he dressed himself, and all of them went up to this dreadful place with a horse to lay the poor body on and take it to the house.

  When they got there, everything was just as the woodman had said: but it was a terrible shock to them all to see how the corpse was dressed, specially to old Mr. White, for it seemed to him to be like a mockery of the church surplice that was on it, only, he told my father, not the same in the fashion of it.

  And when they came to take down the body from the oak tree they found there was a chain of some metal around the neck and a little ornament like a wheel hanging to it on the front, and it was very old looking, they said.

  Now in the meantime they had sent off a boy to run to Mr. Davis’ house and see whether he was at home; for of course they couldn’t but have their suspicions. And Mr. White said they must send too to the constable of the next parish, and get a message to another magistrate (he was a magistrate himself), and so there was running hither and thither.

  But my father as it happened was away from home that night, otherwise they would have fetched him first. So then they laid the body across the horse, and they say it was all they could manage to keep the beast from bolting away from the time they were in sight of the tree, for it seemed to be mad with fright.

  However, they managed to bind the eyes and lead it down through the wood and back into the village street. And there, just by the big tree where the stocks are, they found a lot of women gathered together, and this boy whom they’d sent to Mr. Davis’ house lying in the middle, as white as paper, and not a word could they get out of him, good or bad.

  So they saw there was something worse yet to come, and they made the best of their way up the lane to Mr. Davis’ house. And when they got near that, the horse they were leading seemed to go mad again with fear, and reared up and screamed, and struck out with its forefeet and the man that was leading it was as near as possible being killed, and the dead body fell off its back.

  So Mr. White bid them get the horse away as quick as might be, and they carried the body straight into the living room, for the door stood open. And then they saw what is was that had given the poor boy such a fright, and they guessed why the horse went mad, for you know horses can’t bear the smell of dead blood.

  There was a long table in the room, more than the length of a man, and on it there lay the body of Mr. Davis. The eyes were bound over with a linen band and the arms were tied across the back, and the feet were bound together with another band. But the fearful thing was that the breast being quite bare, the bone of it was split through from the top downward with an ax!

  Oh, it was a terrible sight. Not one there but turned faint and ill with it, and had to go out into the fresh ai
r. Even Mr. White, who was what you might call a hard nature of a man, was quite overcome and said a prayer for strength in the garden.

  At last they laid out the other body as best they could in the room, and searched about to see if they could find out how such a frightful thing had come to pass. And in the cupboards they found a quantity of herbs and jars with liquors, and it came out, when people that understood such matters had looked into it, that some of these liquors were drinks to put a person asleep.

  And they had little doubt that that wicked young man had put some of this into Mr. Davis’ drink, and then used him as he did, and, after that, the sense of his sin had come upon him and he had cast himself away.

  Well now, you couldn’t understand all the law business that had to be done by the coroner and the magistrates, but there was a great coming and going of people over it for the next day or two, and then the people of the parish got together and agreed that they couldn’t bear the thought of those two being buried in the churchyard alongside of Christian people.

  For I must tell you there were papers and writings found in the drawers and cupboards that Mr. White and some other clergymen looked into. And they put their names to a paper that said these men were guilty, by their own allowing, of the dreadful sin of idolatry, and they feared there were some in the neighboring places that were not free from that wickedness, and called upon them to repent, lest the same fearful thing that was come to these men should befall them also. And then they burned those writings.

  So then, Mr. White was of the same mind as the parishioners, and late one evening twelve men that were chosen went with him to that evil house, and with them they took two biers made very roughly for the purpose and two pieces of black cloth. And down at the cross-road, where you take the turn for Bascombe and Wilcombe, there were other men waiting with torches, and a pit dug. And a great crowd of people gathered together from all around about.

  And the men that went to the cottage went in with their hats on their heads, and four of them took the two bodies and laid them on the biers and covered them over with the black cloths, and no one said a word. But they bore them down the lane, and they were cast into the pit and covered over with stones and earth, and then Mr. White spoke to the people that were gathered together.

  My father was there, for he had come back when he heard the news, and he said he never should forget the strangeness of the sight, with the torches burning and those two black things huddled together in the pit, and not a sound from any of the people, except it might be a child or a woman whimpering with the fright.

  And so, when Mr. White had finished speaking, they all turned away and left them lying there.

  They say horses don’t like the spot even now, and I’ve heard there was something of a mist or a light hung about for a long time after, but I don’t know the truth of that.

  But this I do know, that next day my father’s business took him past the opening of the lane, and he saw three or four little knots of people standing at different places along it, seemingly in a state of mind about something. And he rode up to them, and asked what was the matter. And they ran up to him and said, “Oh, Squire, it’s the blood! Look at the blood!” and kept on like that.

  So he got off his horse and they showed him. And there, in four places, I think it was, he saw great patches in the road, of blood. But he could hardly see it was blood, for almost every spot of it was covered with great black flies, that never changed their place or moved. And that blood was what had fallen out of Mr. Davis’ body as they bore it down the lane.

  Well, my father couldn’t bear to do more than just take in the nasty sight so as to be sure of it, and then he said to one of those men that was there, “Do you make haste and fetch a basket or a barrow full of clean earth out of the churchyard and spread it over these places, and I’ll wait here till you come back.”

  And very soon he came back, and the old man that was sexton with him, with a shovel and the earth in a hand-barrow. And they set it down at the first of the places and made ready to cast the earth upon it—and as soon as ever they did that, what do you think? The flies that were on it rose up in the air in a kind of a solid cloud and moved off up the lane toward the house.

  And the sexton (he was parish clerk as well) stopped and looked at them and said to my father, “Lord of flies, sir,” and no more would he say.

  And just the same it was at the other places, every one of them.

  Charles: But what did he mean, granny?

  Grandmother: Well, dear, you remember to ask Mr. Lucas when you go to him for your lesson tomorrow. I can’t stop now to talk about it—it’s long past bedtime for you already.

  The next thing was, my father made up his mind no one was going to live in that cottage again, or yet use any of the things that were in it. So, though it was one of the best in the place, he sent around word to the people that it was to be done away with, and anyone that wished could bring a faggot to the burning of it. And that’s what was done.

  They built a pile of wood in the living room and loosened the thatch so as the fire could take good hold, and then set it alight. And as there was no brick, only the chimney-stack and the oven, it wasn’t long before it was all gone.

  I seem to remember seeing the chimney when I was a little girl, but that fell down of itself at last.

  Now this that I’ve got to is the last bit of all.

  You may be sure that for a long time the people said Mr. Davis and that young man were seen about, the one of them in the wood and both of them where the house had been, or passing together down the lane, particularly in the spring of the year and at autumn-time.

  I can’t speak to that, though if we were sure there are such things as ghosts, it would seem likely that people like that wouldn’t rest quiet.

  But I can tell you this, that one evening in the month of March, just before your grandfather and I were married, we’d been taking a long walk in the woods together and picking flowers and talking as young people will that are courting, and so much taken up with each other that we never took any particular notice where we were going.

  And on a sudden I cried out, and your grandfather asked what was the matter. The matter was that I’d felt a sharp prick on the back of my hand, and I snatched it to me and saw a black thing on it, and struck it with the other hand and killed it.

  And I showed it him, and he was a man who took notice of all such things, and he said, “Well, I’ve never seen ought like that fly before,” and though to my own eye it didn’t seem very much out of the common, I’ve no doubt he was right.

  And then we looked about us, and lo and behold if we weren’t in the very lane, just in front of the place where that house had stood, and, as they told me after, just where the men set down the biers a minute when they bore them out of the garden gate.

  You may be sure we made haste away from there—at least, I made your grandfather come away quick, for I was wholly upset at finding myself there—but he would have lingered about out of curiosity if I’d have let him. Whether there was anything about there more than we could see I shall never be sure.

  Perhaps it was partly the venom of that horrid fly’s bite that was working in me that made me feel so strange. For, dear me, how that poor arm and hand of mine did swell up, to be sure! I’m afraid to tell you how large it was around! And the pain of it, too!

  Nothing my mother could put on it had any power over it at all, and it wasn’t till she was persuaded by our old nurse to get the wise man over at Bascombe to come and look at it, that I got any peace at all. But he seemed to know all about it, and said I wasn’t the first that had been taken that way.

  “When the sun’s gathering his strength,” he said, “and when he’s in the height of it, and when he’s beginning to lose his hold, and when he’s in his weakness, them that haunts about that lane had best to take heed to themselves.”

  But what it was he bound on my arm and what he said over it, he wouldn’t tell us. After that I soon got wel
l again, but since then I’ve heard often enough of people suffering much the same as I did. Only of late years it doesn’t seem to happen but very seldom, and maybe things like that do die out in the course of time.

  But that’s the reason, Charles, why I say to you that I won’t have you gathering me blackberries, no, nor eating them either, in that lane. And now you know all about it, I don’t fancy you’ll want to yourself.

  There! Off to bed you go this minute.

  What’s that, Fanny? A light in your room? The idea of such a thing! You get yourself undressed at once and say your prayers, and perhaps if your father doesn’t want me when he wakes up, I’ll come say goodnight to you.

  And you, Charles, if I hear anything of you frightening your little sister on the way up to your bed, I shall tell your father that very moment, and you know what happened to you the last time.

  The door closes, and granny, after listening intently for a minute or two, resumes her knitting. The Squire still slumbers.

  Wailing Well

  IN THE YEAR 19—there were two members of the Troop of Scouts attached to a famous school, named respectively Arthur Wilcox and Stanley Judkins. They were the same age, boarded in the same house, were in the same division, and naturally were members of the same patrol. They were so much alike in appearance as to cause anxiety and trouble, and even irritation, to the masters who came in contact with them. But oh how different were they in their inward man, or boy!

  It was to Arthur Wilcox that the Head Master said, looking up with a smile as the boy entered chambers, “Why, Wilcox, there will be a deficit in the prize fund if you stay here much longer! Here, take this handsomely bound copy of the Life and Works of Bishop Ken, and with it my hearty congratulations to yourself and your excellent parents.”