Goddess Social Media APP: Volume1 (Goddess Social Media APP)

by Fengliu Shezhang

  "I only know how to cook, I don't have that kind of ability."

  "I knew it. These fake deities aren't reliable at all."

  Lei Ming sighed dejectedly, but suddenly saw that Fairy Zi Ling had sent a message.

  "However, the God of Fortune, Uncle Zhao, once gave me a toy that I hope can help you with. Oh right, is the world of mortals fun?"

  The notification sound rang out again, and that disgusting MiMi's eye image appeared on Lehman's screen again.

  "The other party has returned with a set of Lucky Talisman, it requires 140 points to receive. Are you sure you want to accept it?"

  "Break the APP, I want to see what kind of tricks you can come up with."

  Lei Ming remembered that he still had 150 points. If it was enough for this teleportation, he would simply click on the accept button.

  "After receiving your points, you only have 10 points left in your account. Please earn your points as soon as possible, or use your spirit jade to pay for them."

  In the message from Mimi's face, a cute Maneki-Neko toy appeared in Lehman's hands.

  "Damn, this is just a crappy item. Even if you sell it at a roadside stall, its quality should be better than this."

  While Lehman was making fun of himself, a series of numbers suddenly flashed through his mind.

  What exactly is this number?

  Lei Ming looked puzzledly at the Maneki-Neko in his hand. This fellow suddenly stood on his palm with a swoosh, raised its front paw high up, and pointed towards a store not far away.

  "Are you sure it's there?"

  Lei Ming forcefully poked the Maneki-Neko in his palm. After he pointed his finger just now, that damned Maneki-Neko had completely quieted down. No matter how he yelled, it didn't react at all.

  About ten minutes later, the previous number disappeared and was replaced with another set of numbers.

  "Oh right, it's a lottery ticket. Every ten minutes, it will be opened for one round!"

  Lehman suddenly slapped his head and quickly ran towards the direction Maneki-Neko was pointing. As he expected, it was indeed the lottery station.

  As the numbers in his mind continued to echo, Lehman took out two big steel coins from his body and bought a lottery ticket based on those numbers.

  "This is my last hope."

  Looking at the rapidly flashing countdown numbers on the sales counter's computer screen, Lehman's heart almost jumped out of his throat.

  The time for the opening of the lottery quickly arrived. More than half of the prizes had been tallied with the number that had opened the lottery. The prize money for the third prize was a full two thousand yuan.

  This was already more than a month's worth of salary for him. Lei Ming accepted the award and became extremely excited. He simply took out two pieces of change from the two thousand yuan and bought another bet based on the notification sound in his head.

  This time, it was still the third prize. 2000 pieces of Cosmos Sack, just like in a dream, entering Lehman's pocket.

  "Oh my god, oh my god, are you asking me to buy a lottery ticket to get rich?"

  Lehman once again bought a lottery ticket based on the information in his mind. There were still two of them, and it was still the third prize.

  After buying these three bets, the prompt in his mind did not ring again. At this moment, Lehman finally understood what kind of low level mistake he had made.

  "If I had known that this guy's hints would make me buy a third prize every time, I might as well have bet all the money I earned on it."

  Thunder slapped his head, feeling extremely regretful.

  "Fellow cultivator, that Maneki-Neko is only helping you to maximize your luck, there is a fixed reputation in the human world, if you do not painstakingly cultivate your own cultivation, I am afraid that too much wealth will only bring you disaster."

  As he accidentally glanced at the screen, Lehman immediately saw the message that the beauty had sent to him.

  "Ever since ancient times, money has always been for people with good intentions. Fellow cultivator, you are so willing to help others, I believe that your future luck will be extremely good."

  "Let me borrow your auspicious words. I still don't know your name."

  Although Lei Ming was depressed in his heart, he felt that this girl was not bad. Furthermore, he had the money to eat, so he immediately calmed down and started chatting with Chef Fairy.

  "I am Zi Ling, the Jade Emperor's third daughter, and because I am usually good at cooking, people call me Chef Fairy."

  Due to the laws of the Three Realms, Chef Fairy had not seen anyone for a long time. Now that she had seen Lehman, an outsider, she was extremely excited and immediately began to happily chat with him.

  Whatever she said was mostly anecdotes from the Heavenly Court. Some people like Erlang Shen's Howling Celestial Dog bit Chang'e's Jade Rabbit and got beaten up by Chang'e, some people like the Third Prince Nezha who grew lotus roots every year, and then she would break down and cook. All sorts of things like this happened.

  Her personality was naive and cute, and Lei Ming was also aroused by her to have a chat with her. From the interesting things that happened to her when she was young to the tourist attractions, she was brought out all around for Fairy Zi Ling to see. Hearing her, Fairy Zi Ling's eyes lit up, wanting to activate the laws of heaven and earth, directly coming to the mortal world to have a good time.

  Lei Ming had a good conversation with her, and without realizing it, they had arrived at the rented room that they usually stayed in.

  It was a small room that was only about eight square meters. Other than a small single bed and a full luggage, there was almost no place to stay.

  However, to Lehman, this was his den in the city, a place to survive and heal his wounds.

  "Fellow Daoist, I wonder what your name is?"

  Seeing that Zi Ling was asking for information about her name, Lei Ming thought for a moment and then typed in the commonly used name on her QQ number.

  "Amazing!"

  "Fellow Daoist, your name is very strange, but I think it sounds very nice."

  What was written on Chen Lei Ming's phone was a very naughty expression. Coupled with the face on his picture, it made Chen Yong's heart itch to the extreme.

  For such a kind, beautiful girl who had such pure thoughts, chasing her would be the best thing that could happen if she were to be his girlfriend.

  Just as he was falling asleep with a beautiful dream in hand, an annoying knock came from the door.

  This person was his landlord, a fat woman who was no different from a moving beer keg.

  He had already defaulted on the landlord's rent for more than a month. Normally, he would not have opened the door for her.

  However, Lei Ming truly had six thousand yuan on him today. Not to mention the rent he was in arrears, even the rent for the next month had been paid. Qian Zhuang was a coward. Lei Ming felt that he had become a lot more confident now.

  After counting fifteen tickets and waving them in front of the landlord, the fat woman took the money and only coldly gave him two words, "Move away."

  Seeing that Lehman wanted to say something more to her, the fat woman straightforwardly took out two pieces from the pile of bright red notes.

  Seeing her painful expression, Lei Ming immediately understood. That fat granny, who could normally pick up beans from the feces, had so readily given him two hundred yuan as compensation, who knew what that b * stard Zhang Lei had done to her behind the scenes.

  "My rent is in advance for next month, fat woman!"

  Since his face had already been torn, there was no need for Lei Ming to be polite with the landlord. He confidently fanned himself with the money in his hand.

  "You want me to leave? Fine, the lease term is not up yet, return all 1,500 yuan to laozi. Otherwise, laozi will be like before, paying the rent every month but not leaving!"

  The fat granny's face was as red as a balloon. Thinking about the high reward t
hat Zhang Lei promised her, she gritted her teeth in the end and placed fifteen large, bright red tickets on the table in front of Lei Ming.

  "I'll take back my house right now, pack up my things and get out of here!"

  Under the fat woman's angry roar, Lehman quickly collected the clothes he was wearing into a huge box. Looking at the fat woman's fierce gaze, Lehman snorted coldly and walked out the door without looking back.

  Due to the six thousand yuan in his hands, Lei Ming took a taxi and stayed at a pretty good hotel.

  CHAPTER 3 - XIAOQING'S HELP

  It was almost midnight. Due to the previous torture, Lehman didn't have any more sleepiness left. He decided to just lie down on the bed and casually play with his phone.

  On that [Friendship APP], Fairy Zi Ling had already become his good friend, and their intimacy level, had reached more than 100.

  Seeing that Fairy Zi Ling's profile picture was dark, Lehman knew that it would be inconvenient for her to contact him now, so he simply started to browse through the entire friend recruitment interface again.

  Suddenly, a girl in a white blouse and a green dress with a pair of rather cute pigtails caught his attention.

  The girl's name was Xiaoqing. The clothes on the profile pic were very similar to the Xiaoqing in the TV series' New White Lady Legend '. However, her appearance was even more pure and lovely compared to the Xiaoqing in the TV show, causing people to feel tender affection towards her from the bottom of their hearts.

  Lehman opened her dialogue interface, and immediately saw a string of words underneath the crestfallen expression on her face.

  "Elder sister is just pregnant and has a poor appetite. She's getting thinner day by day. What should I do now?"

  With Fairy Zi Ling's experience, Lehman finally understood. The beauties in these social networking software probably did not stay at the same time and space as him.

  Thus, he directly picked up his phone and asked in a rather puzzled manner.

  "Xiaoqing, are you that Xiaoqing beside the White Wife?"

  In the medicine store of the Southern Song Dynasty Security Hall, Xiaoqing was resting her chin on her hands absentmindedly. Suddenly, a voice inexplicably sounded in her ears.

  "Are you that Xiaoqing by the White Lady's side?"

  This voice came out of nowhere. Even though her cultivation base was more than 500 years old, she couldn't feel any presence from this person.

  A dangerous feeling began to spread crazily in Xiaoqing's heart. She raised her head and looked around vigilantly as she asked.

  At the same time, her right hand clenched into a fist. Within it, she could clearly see the four Infinite Flying Daggers that were tainted with snake venom.

  That was the ultimate skill that Xiaoqing used to kill people. The person in front of her had thoroughly investigated the matters regarding the two sisters and it had already caused the wild nature of Xiaoqing's killing intent to rise.

  "Fellow cultivator, just who are you?" "Why would you know so much about my sister and me?"

  "How should I know? "Big sister, Zhao Yazi is the goddess of my dreams for so many years, okay?"

  Lei Ming roared out angrily in his heart. In order to not arouse Xiao Qing's displeasure, he typed in the words below.

  "How could I not know that the White Queen has a merciful heart and is renowned throughout the world for her chivalry?"

  "Hmph. Stop lying here. Seeing you come and go without a trace, you must be one of us. If you know what's good for you, don't hide your head and show your tail and fight me to the death."

  To Lei Ming's flattering words, Xiaoqing only sneered in disdain.

  The TV show 'New White's Legend' had taken up nearly the entire summer vacation of Lehman's childhood. The plot had already been memorized by Lehman.

  Based on Xiaoqing's words, Lehman knew that the current White Wife should have just gotten pregnant and hadn't revealed her true appearance yet. Otherwise, Xiaoqing's current worry would not be about her elder sister's appetite, but whether or not the two of them would be discovered.

  "Miss, I actually have no ill intentions in coming down here. I just came to deliver a few tasty recipes for the empress, and also wanted to remind you and the empress that it's almost Dragon Boat Festival. If the empress is pregnant, her magic power will be affected, so remember this well, you have to be careful on that day."

  As Lehman spoke, he quickly took out the browser from his phone and searched for food and health items during pregnancy. Then, he selected many of what he thought to be the best and passed them all to Xiaoqing.

  Although Xu Xian was a doctor, and his medical skills were not bad, but in that era when feudalism and etiquette restricted the mind, his nursing and health care for women and gynaecology were definitely not as good as Lei Ming's.

  Not to mention him, even Little Qing, as a woman, was completely ignorant about these things.

  Seeing that the wall in front of her was constantly flashing with information about pregnant women, Xiaoqing was overjoyed. She picked up a pen and paper and quickly copied down the information. In just a few minutes, she had finished copying an account book.

  "Fellow Daoist, Little Qing is ignorant and ill-informed, so may I ask what kind of medicine is that folic acid used to prevent deformities in children?"

  Seeing that Lehman didn't do anything to harm her, and instead enthusiastically provided her sister with information regarding her pregnancy, Xiaoqing felt slightly relieved.

  "To be honest, in the recent days, many babies in Hangzhou have been born deformed. For this, my sister has been worried every day, but I can't find a way to cure it. If my friend can help me, I'm sure you'll be very grateful."

  "This is a special medicine in my world, mainly used to prevent malformations and miscarriages in pregnant women at the age of three months."

  Lehman proudly told Little Green according to Baidu's knowledge.

  "Those deformed fetuses you were talking about, they should have been contaminated nearby. For example, some heavy metal workshops or paper workshops, the sewage they discharged should be the cause of the deformed bodies of those children."

  With such a large scale fetal malformation incident, Lei Ming, who had been the successor of the proletariat since childhood, had no choice but to follow the instructions written in the textbooks.

  "Fellow Daoist is right, those deformed children all come from the vicinity of the bridge, where the papermaking and printing workshops are located." Fellow Daoist is right, those deformed children all come from the vicinity of the bridge, where the papermaking and printing workshops are located near Hangzhou.

  "We have to get rid of the water, or we might endanger the whole of Hangzhou."

  Lehman quickly replied back.

  "As for folic acid, I also have a lot. I can think of a way to give it to you later. As long as the white lady is pregnant, take it according to the doctor's orders every day. I can guarantee that she will have a healthy and smart baby."

  "In that case, many thanks, Fellow Daoist!"

  Xiaoqing's reply turned incomparably excited.

  "Congratulations to you, you and Xiaoqing's intimacy level has reached 150 points. The reward is 1500 points. You can successfully activate the ability to teleport items to one another."

  The system's message was sent to Lehman's phone quite promptly.

  "Congratulations to the users for being able to amaze the world with a single strike. For providing a solution to the pollution caused by the West Lake Branch in 'Legend of the White Snake', you have obtained 3000 points."

  Looking at the captions on the system that were constantly jumping, Lehman's heart was filled with joy.

  Seeing that it was getting late, Lehman put his phone under his pillow and fell asleep in a blink of an eye.

  When he woke up again, the sky was already bright. The sunlight outside was dazzling to the extreme.

  "Ai, it's a new day. Looks like I need to find a good job."

  Although h
e had a total of six thousand yuan in his possession, which was enough for him to live a comfortable life for a while. Most importantly, with the Maneki-Neko on him, he could probably rely on buying lottery tickets everyday.

  For a busy office worker like Lehman, he really couldn't find anything interesting to do other than playing on his phone.

  "Astonishing fellow daoist, the cake you gave me is truly amazing."

  Almost all the information that Zi Ling had gathered exceeded fifty.

  "I made some for my sisters according to the method you suggested, but you can guess what it was. Everyone said that they had never eaten anything as delicious as this."

  "Is that so?"

  Thinking of the method to make the cake that he had given to Zi Ling through Baidu, Lei Ming couldn't help but feel a little proud.

  Even if these fairies from the ninth heaven were high and mighty, wouldn't they have to obediently submit to my skills?

  However, the only thing that Zi Ling felt was that it was not enough. It seemed that among all the different types of wines in Heaven Realm, there was no one who could complement the cake and drink it with the rest. "

  After reporting the great results obtained from the battle with the cake to Lehman, Zi Ling sighed for the rest of her life.

  "Actually, it's not like there aren't any. For example, the Monkey Wine that defeated the Flowerfruit Mountain is one of the good stuff. However, that fellow is so fierce, I don't even dare to ask him for anything."

  "This girl really is a genuine glutton. When I first got a cake, I suddenly thought of a wine that could match it."

  Lei Ming shouted crazily in his heart. He thought that it was all because of her that he had 6000 yuan on him. He thought of how he would reward her so he might as well send her the message.

  "Beautiful girl, actually, you don't necessarily need to drink the cake with the wine. Wait, I'll order something for you later."

  After finishing his sentence, Lehman quickly ran out of the room and went downstairs to buy two cups of steaming milk tea. He pointed the camera at the pearl milk tea and pressed the button to take a picture.