The Woman Who Made Me Feel Strange

by Anna Ferrara

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  Anna Ferrara

  THE WOMAN

  WHO MADE ME

  FEEL STRANGE

  Copyright © 2017 Anna Ferrara

  To those who’ve been criticised for not being normal.

  Chapter 1

  5 May 2030

  The night of the falling incident began normal. A regular Sunday just like any other Sunday. I left work at eleven, got catcalled by the punks loitering about my apartment building’s piss-covered corridors just after midnight and triple-locked the door to my apartment exactly two minutes after that.

  Everything was as it always was until perfumed flesh fell over my eyes and made my world go dark.

  “Guess who?”

  The voice vibrated down my spine and made me visualise us standing in one of those black and white arthouse films, her breasts pressed up against my back, her lips next to my ear. She smelled very elegant, like roses, vanilla and a hint of champagne.

  My mouth curled upwards at the ends. I didn’t have to guess. There was no one else but her in my life back then. She was the one my mind was preoccupied with. The only one I thought of in quiet moments.

  “Hmm. Lina? Marion? Or Sally?” I laughed.

  “I am better than any of those girls, Lane,” she said to my bones. “Never forget that.”

  How could I? Her face was practically everywhere I went—on buildings, in magazines, on screens, sometimes even on moving vehicles. Nobody could ever be better than her. I didn’t get to say so though because her lips ran over my mouth and for a good while kept me preoccupied.

  The kiss we shared that night, I would never forget. It was the type of kiss you used to define all other kisses. The type you kept fresh in your mind and cheered yourself up with during low moments.

  I could have kissed her forever but her lips left mine. I opened my eyes.

  Arden Villeneuve stood in my apartment in an overwashed, oversized, hooded tracksuit that night. With her height—two-thirds of a head taller than I was—she would have looked somewhat like a malnourished male drug addict if not for that stunning face perfected by glossy, nude-tone makeup and that blonde bun so tightly gelled back, it looked almost like plastic over her skull.

  Electricity coursed through my veins when my eyes met her legendary brown ones but I managed to smile as if unaffected. “How did you get in?”

  “Easy. Found out your boss was your landlord, told him I wanted to leave you a surprise and he lent me a key.”

  I nodded despite the overwhelming urge to wish my boss death for having done so. Right next to the majestic Arden Villeneuve was my half-bathroom which hadn’t enough space for a sink and my compact kitchenette that hadn’t enough space for a normal-sized fridge. Behind her, a ratty single mattress on the floor lay snugly between three grubby walls—two made of brick, one false—under a mess of clothes and shoes dangling from a rusty rack. This side of me, she was never supposed to know of, much less see with her very own eyes.

  “It’s a temporary living arrangement,” I mumbled and felt my cheeks burn. I could hear every vulgarity the couple next door yelled at each other and see vibration on the false wall every time they threw objects around. Somewhere in the distance, a baby wailed. Some punks laughed. A dog barked. Normally, I barely noticed those sounds but on that particular night, with Arden Villeneuve in my room, they nettled me to no end. “Why the surprise?” I said. Loudly.

  Arden Villeneuve reached down and picked up the giant bouquet of roses lying by her feet. They had been there the whole time yet somehow, I never noticed. She presented them to me.

  “I want to spend a night with you. Have a night we can both think fondly of for the rest of our lives.”

  A rush shot through my body when she said those words. The roses were the expensive sort—huge, long-stemmed, bright red, with tiny droplets of water glistening on their petals—but what was most exciting was the look on her face when she offered them to me.

  “Will you come with me?”

  I said yes. You would have done so too, I’m sure. She drove us out of Far Rockaway in a beat-up 90s car—a vehicle she borrowed because my neighbourhood was way too dangerous for her Porsche. I took a good look at the loners lurking by the shuttered 99-cent stores and homeless people sitting in rusty fast food joints and decided she made the right choice.

  We ended up in some part of Manhattan I had never been to, in front of a squarish mass of creeping plants shaped like a single-storey building squashed between two skyscrapers.

  Part of the mass of green rose and folded into itself when Arden Villeneuve picked up her phone and did a facial scan with its camera when we were in front of it. It was a hidden garage door she unlocked.

  She drove us into the plant-covered single-storey building and switched off the car’s noisy engine. The inside was exactly like the outside. Walls of creeping plants. A ceiling of plants. More plants than I had ever seen in one place in New York. The garage door closed behind us and engulfed us in absolute silence. More silence than I had ever experienced before.

  “You’ll love it, I promise,” Arden Villeneuve said and winked. She stepped out of the car just as the wall of green within folded itself upwards and revealed a cemetery surrounded by black walls, lit by theatrical lighting fixtures that seemed to mimic the faint glow of a moonlit night.

  Holy mother of Christ, I thought as I got out of the car myself.

  It wasn’t just any cemetery that was before us. It was the sort with larger than life sculptures of humans in dramatic poses and mausoleums the size of subway entrances. It was so huge, I couldn’t see the end of it from where I stood.

  “Have you ever been to a cemetery before?”

  “No.” Of course not. In 2021, just months after the fever of city-cemetery collecting came upon the top 1%, the last public cemetery in New York had been privately acquired. After that day, those without the right connections, nobodies like me, simply had to contend with photographs. “Who owns this one? Some old money friend of yours?”

  “No, me.” Arden Villeneuve peeled off her tracksuit, dropped it to the ground and revealed the glossy latex bodice she had been wearing underneath all this time. It had a shiny silver zip running all the way up the front that seemed to be screaming to be pulled down and I couldn’t help but think she looked very much like a dominatrix from a state-of-the-art Sci-fi universe. She smiled when she saw the look in my eyes and told me to follow her.

  My heart pounded in my ears as we walked down the mossy brick path that ran right through the middle of the cemetery but I did my best to look calm. There was an unusual chill in the enclosed space and there was the smell of dirt and grass in the air. I felt as if we were outdoors even though it was obvious we really weren’t.

  “This is a piece of history.” Arden Villeneuve pointed out the dates carved into the tombstones we passed; many were over a hundred years old. “The final resting place of prominent individuals. Billionaires. Politicians. Celebrities. I too will be buried here. Some day.”

  Awesome choice, in death, but I wasn’t sure I felt the same about us being in the cemetery before that. It was too quiet. Every step we made sounded too loud. I didn’t like the idea of corpses being that close to us. “There are cameras,” I said.

  “That only I have access to. Don’t worry.”

&nb
sp; “Graveyard workers?”

  “They come only once a month and they’re not here now.”

  “Paranormal seekers? Visitors of the dead? Plus, isn’t this a little... disrespectful?”

  Arden Villeneuve laughed and turned to face me. I saw a naughty twinkle in her eyes, one I understood all too well. “Are you scared, Lane? Nervous?” She pushed her body up against mine and I heard the deafening sound of latex cackling right next to my ears.

  A collection of nerves churned in the pits of my stomach and my skin began to tingle. Because of the dead or Arden Villeneuve’s perfume, I did not know but I did nod. Slowly.

  She leaned into my ear and whispered, “That’s what’s going to make tonight wonderful.”

  That shiny silver zip between her bosom found its way right to the front of my face. I found myself pulling it all the way down towards her crotch without a second thought.

  We fucked stark naked on gravestones and raw dirt because Arden Villeneuve wanted to. She said she needed to experience what it was really like in case she ever had to act a situation like it at some point. I went along for the ride because hey, she was Arden Villeneuve.

  She came five times in total that night. Twice while seated on gravestones, once while standing next to a statue of a semi-naked woman with a pained expression, once while lying on a coffin-shaped marble slab in the ground and finally on a bed of shrubs, crying out into the dim darkness like nobody would ever hear.

  I managed to come three times myself despite not really loving the environment. My final orgasm was the best of the three. I lost all restraint and screamed like Arden Villeneuve had been doing all night long and finally got why she thought sex in a cemetery would actually be a fun idea.

  In that very moment, I remember thinking that gorgeous Arden Villeneuve—iconic and world famous Arden Villeneuve—was possibly the only woman I could see myself making love to for the rest of my life.

  We sat with our naked backs against the headstone of a once famous technopreneur and kept our arms close for warmth once satiated. I lit her a cigarette—as I always did after every sexual occasion—and thought the sizzle of paper and tobacco catching fire sounded as if it had been put through a loudspeaker.

  “You have a gift,” she said while watching me light a cigarette for myself. “You really get how to bring a woman pleasure.”

  I laughed and was about to repay the compliment when I noticed something unusual. Arden Villeneuve was looking right at me, scanning every inch of my face, as if trying to commit all my features into memory.

  She never did that before. All I usually got after sex was a sleepy contented smile followed by a lazy ‘I’ll-see-you-next-week’ goodbye. But not that night.

  On the night of the falling incident, I had Arden Villeneuve’s full attention.

  “I’ll miss you,” she said, in a voice so low, it sounded almost like a whisper.

  The solemnness of her expression as she said those words made the happy relaxation I had been feeling disappear. My fingers tightened their grip of the cigarette between them but I made sure my face did not reveal my concern. “Why?” I asked.

  “I’ve been proposed to. I said yes.”

  Oh. I peeled my eyes from hers and dragged at my cigarette in a manner that would suggest the revelation hardly bothered me at all. I blew out a thick cloud of smoke in front of my face before I said, “And that means?”

  “He’s religious.”

  My heart tripped. My cheeks stiffened. Oh.

  “This ends tonight.”

  Great. Of all the people in the world to marry, Arden Villeneuve, one of the hottest women in the world, had to go marry a religious man. How perfect. I nodded and took another drag of my smoke before flicking the ashes over some dead person’s unseen body. “In that case, I wish you love.” I made myself look her right in the eyes. I pulled my lips upwards into a smile as if all were well.

  Arden Villeneuve took one look at my face and frowned. “Will you miss me?”

  “Should I?”

  Those two words bothered her very much, to my delight. She looked away and crossed her arms. “No. I guess you shouldn’t.”

  “It’s late. We better go,” I said and stubbed out my cigarette on the stone toes of a pained man with eyes on the sky and hands clasped together. I found myself thinking the man looked like a loser and deserved whatever fucked up pain he got.

  A chill cloaked my unclothed skin as I stood up and scoured the cemetery. I shuddered, despite wanting to look untouchable.

  “Spend the night with me, Lane. It’s our last together.”

  “No. I’m not sleeping with corpses.” My bare feet went across cold dirt and scratchy weeds as I went in search of my clothes. The tombs no longer creeped me out. Rage was all I felt in that moment even though I made sure I didn’t show any of it. Inside though, I couldn’t help but wonder why, of all the millions of people in the world to marry, Arden Villeneuve had to pick someone religious.

  “Why don’t I drive us back to your apartment? We could sleep there,” she said.

  “No, you can’t.” I spotted my black jeans in front of a mausoleum, my grey singlet some distance away on the dirt, and went to put them on.

  “Lane…”

  I didn’t bother saying a word.

  “Lane!”

  I turned only when I was fully dressed again, when my waist long hair had been pulled out of the back of my singlet, and I was no longer exposed and vulnerable.

  Arden Villeneuve was too far away to see properly but I could feel her staring and expecting a reply.

  I will miss you, Arden, I thought. I will miss you with every inch of my soul, for as long as I live. But to her, I said, in the most flippant manner I could muster, “Thanks for the memories.”

  After that, I turned and let myself out of the cemetery I knew I would never get to experience ever again.

  A few hours later, the falling incident occurred.

  Chapter 2

  5 May 2033

  Right after the falling incident, there was blackness. Huge blackness wrapped in silence. Endless silence like nothing was all there ever had been.

  Eventually there was also softness. Under me. Holding on to me. Under my palms. Under my head. The softness made me notice how heavy I was. That I was a weight.

  At some point, a sound appeared. A beep-beep-beep-beep-beeping sound that seemed to beep at precise intervals.

  My body shivered in time with the beeps until something materialised over me. Over my chest. Over my arms. A strange prickly sensation ran under that something. Somewhat like a thousand needles pricking my skin. I knew there was a simple phrase to describe that sensation precisely but for the life of me could not remember what that phrase was.

  I plunged downwards shortly after, like I had gone into free fall. I felt like I were on a roller coaster backwards. A really steep one. The kind you worry about being asked to ride on.

  I was in the pits of despair, endlessly falling, trying to scream but not knowing how to, when my eyelids flipped upwards. All by themselves.

  Just like that, I was no longer falling. The insanely bright world of white I was in was most definitely still. Patches of blues, greens and sand browns began to appear. I realised I was squinting.

  Blue skies and green hills. That was what was in front of me. Blue skies with white fluffy clouds and green hills confronting me with their idle peace. It took me a long while to make sense of what I was seeing and an even longer while to realise the scene was but a mere painting.

  Not real. There was no real sky where I was. Just a bare, white, concrete ceiling. No windows. Two more similar paintings on my left and right but no real trees anywhere. I was in a bedroom of sorts. A big one.

  There was a large TV screen built seamlessly into the wall on my left. Next to it, two white armchairs sat around a side table in front of a floor-to-ceiling bookshelf full of books. One cushion on each armchair. One blue. One
green. Their colours matched the paintings. How nice, I thought.

  Towards the right, another bookshelf but one that had a connected bar table that went around the corner at a ninety-degree angle. A single barstool sat in front of the table. A green couch for two sat beside it.

  There was light in the room; the warm, soothing sort of light you sometimes saw in luxury places. It came from seams in the edges of the ceiling. The monotony of the white paint all over the walls was broken up by light-coloured wood panelling behind the bar table and the bed I lay on. The floor was carpeted. Cream. The whole room was very soothing to look at.

  Unlike my wrist. My wrist had a piece of metal stuck to it, a little like a sticker. Connected to the metal, a clear rubber tube.

  I followed the tube past the edge of the bed and found a standing drip with a squarish black device above it. The black device was beeping.

  I realised that was the very beeping I had been hearing from the time I had been stuck in that huge, infinite blackness. It sounded like a digital pulse and felt in tune with my physical one.

  Damn. I jerked into a sitting position and looked all around again, this time with my mouth open.

  Where was I? A hospital? Was the bed I lay on a hospital bed? It didn’t look like it. The queen-sized bed I was on had no handles on its side; no buttons you could press to move it up or down. It was not on wheels but on a modernist wooden platform that matched the wall panels. Very chicly done. A high-end hospital? Or something else I hadn’t realised existed?

  How had I gotten here? I tried to think but there was nothing there. No memory, no recollection of anything other than that huge silent blackness. I got the feeling I might be better off mobile so I peeled off the piece of metal clinging onto my wrist.