The Dead Collection Box Set #1: Jack Zombie Books 1-4

by Flint Maxwell

  “Go, Jack!” Norm says. “Go get Darlene and save the fucking world. I’ll lead them away.”

  “What?”

  He doesn’t answer. I’m left standing in a cloud of dust as he takes off, leaving us behind. Bodies bump off the Jeep. The tires crunch bone and squash rotted heads. Some of them are thrown into the air. It’s like a sandstorm, except replace sand with old bones and congealed, powdery blood and you’ll see what I’m seeing.

  Shit. This isn’t good.

  I pull Herb up out of the dirt and Abby helps me, but we don’t have time to linger. The car coming at us turns the corner and a zombie lunges. I kick out, catching it in the knee. The knee and most of the leg crumble almost instantly. More are coming. If they all vaporize as easily as that, I’m not worried. What am worried about are the agents from Central with the bullets and the guns and the fucking stupid-ass Men in Black sunglasses.

  So I make a decision here that I’m not proud of because I’m sick of doing this, but it’s the smartest option right now. I run toward a squat building to the left. Not forward or backward, but to the side. Abby follows me, dragging Herb by his collar as he screams out in fear. I can barely hear him over the revving engine. I’m hoping to God they don’t see, that they think we are just more zombies. They’re far enough away that I think it’s possible. We go around a building nearly knocking over a barrel filled with dirt and sand. There’s a door on the side that breaks easily enough under my boot — almost as easily as the zombie’s knees. We take refuge inside. I close the door, grabbing a chair and wedging it under the broken doorknob. It’s pitch-black, but the outside can be seen through a murky window, blazing bright in the Mojave desert sunlight.

  Central’s cars burst through the crowd of zombies. I hear glass shattering. The cars gallop over bodies like hitting a speed bump at fifty miles per hour. Death rattles are cut off. A path is cleared. Another car zooms through in the first two’s wake.

  Then, the streets are quiet. The streets are dead.

  Fifty

  Not only do I have to worry about Darlene, but now I have to worry about Norm. God, it just keeps getting worse.

  My fiancé is in the clutches of a madman, my brother has left us stranded, we have no ammo. I shake my head, feeling like I’m about to collapse.

  But I can’t. I can’t because Darlene is depending on me. The world is depending on me. I’m going to save her. I’m going to be successful, ammo or not.

  The room we are in is something like a bank. There’s a long counter that stretches the length of the room, rusty iron bars stretching from the counter to the ceiling, a small square big enough to for hands to fit through for the passing of monies. Yeah, it’s a bank, or it was a bank. Herb’s teeth are chattering. I see the whites of his eyes in the darkness.

  “It’s okay, big guy,” I say, saying this to myself more than to him.

  He doesn’t answer.

  Abby paces back and forth. Her feet creaking the floor boards. The smell is old and musty. Motes of dust float through a bar of sunlight streaming into the bank. I scan the room, my eyes adjusting. There’s not much in the way of weapons. But I’ve been worse off, I think. In Washington I was empty handed for much of the journey and there was a hell of a lot more zombies there. The zombies’ numbers outside have been vastly reduced. Those that still walk look confused more than anything. We can get past them. We can head to the lake and beyond the lake we can head to where Klein is and where Central is and we can save Darlene and the fucking world.

  Right?

  Fifty-One

  “We need a minute,” Abby says as I’m heading out the door again, the dry air blasting me and filling the cool climate of the abandoned bank. Abby has since stopped pacing. Now she’s hunched over, her whole hand on Herb’s back. Herb hyperventilates and I feel like an ass being so self-absorbed into the heat of the moment, I didn’t even take into consideration how they felt. I know I can’t go on without them, but if they’re not one hundred percent behind the idea of heading to the lake after what just happened, then we can’t go. But we also can’t sit around all day. Darlene needs me. And there’s no telling what adversary will come up these streets next.

  So I go over to Herb and I put my hand on his back. He’s breathing fast and he’s about a million degrees. I feel the heat through his shirt. He’s shaking.

  “Herb, are you all right?” I ask him and instantly think of what a stupid question that is. Of course he’s not all right. No one is all right anymore.

  He shakes his head back and forth.

  “What can I do to make it better?” I ask.

  Abby gives me a weird look. My voice must sound as weak aloud as it does in my head.

  “Herbie?” I say because he doesn’t answer me immediately and the clock is ticking. It’s funny, really, I say I don’t believe in time, especially now, but time is the only thing keeping us alive, in a sense. “Is it the zombies? Is it Darlene?”

  “No,” he says, drawing out the o. “They’ll be okay, I believe it.”

  “Well, Herb, what is it then? I need you to be brave and strong for me until we can regroup, okay? So, tell me.”

  “It-It’s nothing, Jacky,” he says. He’s so quiet, I barely hear him and the smallest sounds echo loud in this tomb.

  “Herb,” I say. “Tell me.” I decide against the soft and sweet tone Darlene is so fond of using because it’s obviously not working. My voice is loud and stern. Abby jolts, not expecting it. I almost instantly regret saying this because I know what the problem is.

  “It’s Doc Klein. I-I don’t want you to h-hurt him,” Herb answers. Then he breaks into a sob, falling on his knees and putting his face in his large hands. The hands manage to swallow his features up, but his tears leak out between his fingers.

  “Aw, Herb,” I say, really feeling like an asshole. “I won’t hurt him, I told ya. I’ll just talk to him.”

  “You’ll hurt him! You will! You hurt everyone. When you left us with Mother, you shoulda seen Darlene. She was always cryin, Jacky! She was moping around like this sad doggy I saw on a Monday one time. It hurt me to see that, Jacky. And she kept saying, ‘I wish he woulda stayed, I just wish he woulda!’ and I ‘greed with her. I didn’t want you to go bye like Doc Klein went bye.”

  My heart feels like it’s being stabbed over and over again as Herb talks. Abby has shifted away. I see her wipe her eyes.

  “Now, my friends are gonna hurt each other!” Herb says. He jerks up, a wild look in his eyes. “I don’t want you to hurt each other! I don’t!”

  “Herb — ” I say, but he cuts me off.

  “No! You do! You do!” He’s yelling at the top of his lungs and a person as big as Herb has a voice that can bring buildings down. His face flushes. He jumps up and down, pointing at me. All of a sudden I feel how small I am. I understand that Herb could crush me as easily as a bug. I’ve never been scared of him, but now I am. His teeth are bared and there’s tears in his eyes and he’s jumping and shouting.

  “Herb,” Abby says, soothing. “Calm down.”

  He doesn’t.

  I see movement outside of the window and the zombies that haven’t been mowed down by Central’s cars perk up at the booming sound of Herb’s voice. They shamble toward the building we are currently held up in with no weapons —

  Herb advances on me. I want nothing more than to crumble in on myself, fall to the ground and curl up into a ball until this is over. But I can’t. I have to stand my ground. And I do.

  I come to Herb’s chest. His shadow engulfs me. He’s so angry and upset that I’m not surprised when he raises his hand like he’s going to hit me. My stomach clenches in preparation, but I don’t scream or run or anything. I stand there with my hands on my hips.

  His fist whistles through the air, coming for the top of my head like a judge’s gavel.

  “Ah!” Herb screams. He pulls back at the last minute. Then he turns around and he slams his fist into the counter. The metal bars quiver. Splinters fly
in every direction. Abby whimpers and jumps back.

  Herb hits it over and over again until his breathing is ragged and he falls to his knees and he’s sobbing.

  His head lowers, his shoulders slump.

  I think it’s okay for me to go over to him. So I do. I put my hand on his back. The muscles beneath his wet skin are dancing. He’s as hot as fire. “Herb,” I say. “It’s okay. It’s all going to be okay.”

  “No,” he moans. “It’s not, Jacky.” For the moment, he sounds like he’s never been more sure of anything. “I don’t want to die. I don’t want no one to die. I want to be happy and listen to my records and dance. I want to be a family.”

  “Uh, Jack?” Abby says.

  I glance at her and she cocks a thumb to the window. I don’t have to look through the dirty glass to know the zombies are coming and they’re closer than they were before. It’s just how things work.

  “Herb,” I say, hooking my arm under his and helping him to his feet. Again, I’m surprised how light he is despite him weighing close to four-hundred pounds.

  He moves quick once he’s up. I don’t even see him do it. But he does it. He hugs me, engulfs me in his large, tree trunk arms. I’m bathed in his sweat and body odor and he squeezes so hard that my head feels like it’s going to explode.

  “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, Jacky!” he says.

  “It’s…ok-ay, H-Herb,” I manage to reply.

  He lets me go, the stale, old air flooding my lungs and my vision coming back. I lean back and pop my back and neck. “Now, Herb, we gotta go and save Darlene, okay? We gotta help her. Will you help her with me?”

  He swallows hard. “Yes,” he says.

  “Thank you, Herb,” I say. He smiles back at me. “We gotta be careful, okay? Stay as far away from the zombies as you can. We’ll run, so we don’t have to hurt any of them.”

  Or because we don’t have any weapons to defend ourselves and I don’t want to get close enough to these bastards to risk getting bit.

  “But I have this,” Herb says. He digs in the back pocket of his jeans, which on him is about as big as a backpack.

  The first sign of the zombies knowing where we are happens as the door we busted down rattles. Dead hands claw at it. Dust is knocked loose from the hinges, floating down dreamily. All it takes is one zombie and the rest get their curiosity piqued and follow suit. More hands claw at the door. The desert-dry clicks and rattles come from the back of their throats. It’s unsettling, unnerving, terrifying because it’s not something I’m used to. I’m used to the gurgling wet rattles that come from preserved corpses, the kinds who are well fed and well kept by the chilly climates of the East Coast. Abby stares at the door with a ghostly look on her face. In her hand, she has her empty pistol.

  “There it is!” Herb says. He’s loud again and I think about telling him to tone it down, but the damage has been done. The zombies are here. Our backs are against the wall.

  I watch him pull the item from his pocket very carefully. When I see it, no zombie knocking at the back door could bring me down. Because it’s a gun. The gun we gave Herb after we left the church. He must’ve kept it on him when we got off the plane. No one was about to pat him down. He’s too big and intimidating.

  “I know I’m not ‘sposed to have it after I broke-ed the car window, but I like how shiny it is. Look, Jacky, look how shiny it is!” He turns it in his hands and the filtered sunlight catches the metal like an apocalyptic disco ball. I’m smiling. My hand closes around it. The gun feels warm and moist.

  “Thank you, Herb,” I say. “You may have just saved our lives.”

  His eyes light up. “Really? I did, Jacky?”

  I notice his hands are bleeding, but I don’t point that out. Blood drops patter the dirty floor. I nod again. “Yeah, Herb, you did. Good job.”

  “Guys?” Abby is saying. She sounds far away, like she’s outside. “We better get going before they knock the door down.”

  I grab Herb’s bloody hand. “You ready?”

  He nods. “Anything for you, Jacky.”

  I lead him to the door, my breath shaky, my heart hammering. In my other hand, I hold the gun.

  Fifty-Two

  I don’t waste time trying to devise a plan that will keep us zombie free because there’s no such thing. Central’s cars must not have done the trick completely because it seems there are more of them than before. Then again, it could be the fact I’m scared beyond all belief.

  Oh well. We have no choice.

  I rip the door open and two zombies who were leaning on the wood fall forward. Abby stomps their heads in with her boots. I imagine she was once good at Dance Dance Revolution. The skulls pop like eggs and brains squirt out from beneath her soles, splattering the gray walls. Then the next batch of zombies see us, their eyes lighting up, their hands reached out. With the butt of my empty gun — Herb’s is in my right hand — I smack a bald man in the forehead. His skull cracks down the middle in a jagged lightning bolt. The light in his eyes go out and he collapses to the floor. I’m just as quick hitting the next one. This one still has his cowboy hat on, but when I clobber him in the temple, cold blood shooting all over my shirt, the hat goes flying off and blowing down the street. I hardly notice any of this. I’m somewhere else, thinking of Darlene, willing her to be all right.

  The hole in the crowd is big enough for us to squeeze through…I hope. I reach back and grab Herb’s hand, still slick with blood, and I pull him. This time, he doesn’t come easily. He’s frozen by fear, and I can’t blame him. The emaciated and decomposed corpses that should be in the ground close in around us as soon as we get out of the bank. Abby whirls around, smashes the head of a squat woman from the top. I’m just able to see how her skull accordions and the yellow in her eyes sputter, ultimately going out. Then Abby takes the lead.

  “To the left!” I yell. I’m dragging Herb more than anything. There’s a small alley between a livery and an unmarked building. Abby shoulders past reaching zombies, not even wasting the energy on bashing their heads in. I launch Herb forward. He goes willingly enough. “Get to Abby!” I shout to him.

  He runs as fast as he can, but it’s not fast. Too many.

  I raise the pistol now. I have to. A zombie with one ear and no shirt lunges at Herb and I blow its face off and down the road farther than the cowboy hat.

  Abby has her hand out, waving Herb to her. I’m right on his heels. I swing at another zombie, catching it in its neck. Thankfully, the constant sunlight did most of the work for me. Its neck crumbles like a sand castle at high tide. The head bounces off the dirt road, winds up in a pile of glittery glass from one of Central’s cars.

  Herb is almost to Abby. I sweep the gun over the crowd, gauging the threat level of the closest zombies. None are close enough to merit a shot. So I keep going.

  We get to the alleyway. Abby is breathing so hard she can hardly talk.

  “Do you see it?” she wheezes. She’s pointing down the alley, bent over, head up. I do see it. The shimmering blue surface of the lake and the mountains beyond that. It looks so pleasant. So cool.

  “Pretty,” Herb says, looking at it all googly-eyed.

  We can’t look at it for long because a dry death rattle comes from behind us. The zombies don’t care for beautiful sights that fill your chest with hope and make you think, even just for a second, that everything is going to be okay, that I’m going to save Darlene and kill Klein and save the world. They don’t care at all.

  “Come on,” I say, leading the way past crates and barrels as old as God. We are going to get to that lake. We are going to save Darlene. We are going to stop Klein. We are going to save the world. Even if it kills us.

  Fifty-Three

  It’s about a quarter-mile away, but it seems so much closer than that. I can smell the water. Taste the freshness.

  I come out of the mouth of the alley, risking a glance behind me, seeing Abby and Herb close by, the zombies getting smaller and smaller in the distance.

/>   Then I come out onto another street where what looks like a farmhouse and more stables stand on the opposite side. Good. We hop the fence and it gives us more protection from the zombies. Another obstacle to slow them down. I’m smiling again, my legs pumping. We are going to make it, I think. We are going to actually come out of this alive —

  “Jack!” Abby shouts.

  Idiot.

  My mind was lost in delusional fantasies. Life going back to some semblance of normality where we don’t have to worry about mad scientists blowing us all to hell or kidnapping my fiancé.

  Herb screams.

  Abby’s screams follow almost instantaneously. I’m frozen to my spot in the dusty road. The sunlight feels cold all of a sudden. My skin prickles. I know that scream.

  What happens plays out in slow motion as times of great tragedy often do, and I’m helpless to the situation. Herb has fallen on the ground. A zombie clutches at his leg and uses the rest of his body to crawl up him. He convulses and bucks and kicks, but the zombie latches on tight. Abby makes a move at the zombie, and this is when I start to run back. I’m running faster than I’ve ever ran in my life, a scream bubbling up from the depths of my throat.

  Herb cries and makes a noise unlike anything I’ve ever heard before in my life. It’s what I’d imagine Death sounds like. Not the act of dying, but Death — the shadowy, robed creature who haunts our nightmares, who does Time’s job. Then, everything after that is blacked out. My ears don’t pick up sound because all I hear is a ringing, as if someone had smacked me very hard on the side of the head.

  I get to Herb.

  I see the blood. It’s everywhere. It’s on the zombie’s mouth, its hands, its ripped, plaid shirt. My eyes sting with tears as I press the gun right into the zombie’s head and pull the trigger. What’s left of its brains splat onto the building. I swear the blood forms a skull as it drips down the facade.