Climax Taboo Erotic Collection

by Kelly Fleming

  "Now just in case people have missed it can you tell us why you suddenly ran out of the studio?"

  "I heard a woman yelling for help a few miles away, along with a man saying she deserves this. When I reached them he was on top of her attempting to get his pants undone enough to rape her. The neighboring houses mostly had awake and watching people. I brought her here because the two houses I knocked at to get police there threatened to shoot me. No one called the police, the woman had fainted dead away I could not leave her there in case he woke up."

  "A most deplorable situation, I understand you took his wallet."

  "Yes, in case he got up and ran away, I do hope it is his wallet theft seems to run rampant along with a basic laziness."

  "Yes it does though I must ask how do you know so much about the state of our city."

  "I searched the internet, I had a most productive evening, I saved a woman from a carjacking, befriended a detective, took down a large group of drug people along with securing their drugs. I was treated to a lovely pizza and wings dinner and allowed access to his computer. It is really amazing the things that have been done in the last hundred years."

  "Yes many at a great loss that is all of the questions we have for you, if you would like you can say why you are here."

  "I believe I already have but I will do it again. I am Jaguar I am here to enforce laws. I am here to see that people are free to live a productive law abiding life, if you do not follow the laws I will find you and bring you to the authorities if they do not beat me to it. There is no reason to not call the police, if someone is being attacked and you know where call the police I can not be everywhere."

  I get up and walk out of the large room, the tall man following me. He calls me over to another man standing just outside. As I walk over I look this one over, older man with a set jaw, his hair just starting to go grey, blue eyes set with stone.

  "If I had not seen the scene you left in the warehouse I wouldn't believe it is possible. I'm Captain Frank Miller you seem to have landed in my precinct. Until I hear otherwise I'm going to let you do what you do. I've assigned Detective Derek Snow to oversee the investigations you leave for us you met him at the warehouse." He says his voice gravely and strong.

  "That will be fine. I am curious though how you knew where to find me."

  "You are big news, your interview was aired live, picked up by all of the stations and is likely to be featured in the news of every station in the morning and evening. You're a walking talking comic superhero I don't know if you have one yet but somebody had better set you up with an email and website, there are going to be sites popping up on you soon."

  "I honestly do not know what you are speaking of, how would someone go about making a website?"

  "Apologies I forgot you are new to all this, I will get some of the geeks at the station to set up a website for you with all the proper links for contacting the police, the laws and probably include links to the mayor. Pompous ass always has to look good."

  "I believe that is a requirement for a mayor, the one we had when I left was just the same. Had to make a grand speech before we departed to all of the newsmen, even made a show of shaking our hands. Held mine extra long for the photographers' benefit, sweaty hand on him even in January he breathed heavily on me like I excited him. Not a very good send off if you ask me."

  "It seems we have a press conference set up outside the station, they are waiting for you Jaguar." The tall man says holding a cell phone to his ear.

  "I have said all I need to, is the window still open I would like to just return to my friend and have more pizza."

  "Yes go on I shall make an announcement and be done with it." Captain says before heading toward the elevator.

  The front of the station is lit up brighter than daylight at least thirty vans are parked haphazardly all over the parking lot. Feeling sorry for the captain under all of those lights I run off to the tower and Tony with his pizza. Jumping from terrace to terrace becomes a problem there are people in the terrace next up from me about halfway up. I reverse direction and scale up the side of the building to the terrace there, my claws holding well enough for the series of jumps. Tony is sitting out on his terrace waiting for me with pants on, the robe in his hand.

  "That was a most interesting interview you gave. I am curious why you did not ever say my name." He says handing me the robe.

  "Because I like it here, the house I left is a warehouse and I do not think your neighbors would like reporters hounding them." I say losing my fur then putting the robe on. "If you would not mind of course, I could not help pay bills but I can cook, not just skinned chicken either."

  "Well I can live with that, though I think first order of business is getting you clothes, and no more of the whatever you did to make me want you on the street." He guides me into the apartment.

  "I am not sure I could go out in public in the dresses women wear now." I say as I sit down at the table for another slice of pizza.

  "You do go out in just fur, the dresses cover more."

  "That was a low blow, I wear only fur because it is itchy to wear clothes and have fur." I grab a slice of his pepperoni lovers, I find I like this one more, I take a second slice.

  "Hey now, that is my pizza you have the works." He closes up the pepperoni lover's box then puts it under the still open works box.

  "I like meat, blame it on being Jaguar. Besides you need to eat your frozen dinners I want to buy groceries."

  "Hey the frozen dinners are a good meal, I buy the better ones."

  "Cooking is the only way I can help out around here so gosh darn it we will buy groceries. Besides you smell a little off, like you are not getting enough of something."

  "Ah hell now you sound like my doctor, he's saying I need to eat more vegetables."

  "It's likely I do as well, perhaps I should find a doctor I have not seen one since 1900 I think it was."

  There is a knock at the door, Tony gets up and walks over to it motioning me to stay there. He opens the door then gets out of the way, I look back to see Captain Frank Miller walk in with the dark skinned cop I had seen at the warehouse. The dark skinned cop stops to stare at me his mouth hanging open, the captain walks in then looks around.

  "Tony I'm glad to see you finally found a woman, but where is Jaguar, Derek here said she was with you." Captain says turning back to Tony.

  "Captain I was not aware I would see you again." I say getting up and crossing to him holding out my hand.

  "Ah hell I wish I'd known you could lose the fur. Please call me Frank, no one calls me captain until they are up shit creek or I am." He says as he takes my hand and kisses it like a proper gentleman.

  "Detective Derek Snow, I had the pleasure of watching you take down most of the higher ups of eighth street." The dark skinned one says as he takes my hand.

  "Enough of the introductory shit, I'm here for a reason the mayor actually decided to do something on his own. Don't ask me how he knew already, as far as I know his ass is asleep hours ago. Anyway he called me up and said he is ordering what I've done for you extended over the entire city Derek is getting his own little team of detectives to collect evidence from your adventures. He has also allotted me a fund so I can get you anything you need." Captain says taking a seat at the table and grabbing a slice of the works pizza.

  "I guess I can help with the bills, I am still cooking so eat those frozen dinners." I say to Tony as he guides me back to the table.

  "Aw fuck man she's staying here? I was gonna offer my house, I got a spare bedroom and no neighbors to share an elevator with." Derek says as he pulls out the pepperoni lover's and gets a slice.

  "There is a computer here, and the perks are very enjoyable." I say as I pick up my last remaining slice of pizza.

  "Saints preserve us, you two living in sin." Frank says crossing himself before going back to his slice.

  "I've been married, ended in divorce because I could not fulfill my wifely duties."

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sp; "Emap here filled me in on a lot of things. In the morning we are going clothes shopping for her and I guess grocery shopping." Tony says around his slice.

  "Speaking of that what ever will I wear?"

  "I have sweat pants and a t shirt you can wear until we get you clothes."

  "I am a woman I can not wear pants." I say putting down my slice.

  "Women wear pants all the time." Derek says dropping his slice in shock.

  "My daughter is about your size hang on let me call her." Frank says before getting up with a cell phone in his hand.

  "I'm confused why can't you wear pants?" Tony asks around his slice.

  "It is not proper, women wear dresses, men wear pants."

  "Old tradition you two are not old enough to remember it." Frank says as he walks back to the table. "Sally wishes to know what colors you like."

  "I am partial to purple, black and red are nice colors on me. I've been told green is lovely on me, or maybe it was I am lovely in green."

  Frank walks away again smiling and talking on the phone, Derek looks a little nervous. I can smell the fear on him coupled with his constant glances at Frank I suspect he has a relationship with Sally.

  "Derek out with it, what are you doing with Sally?" I ask leaning forward talking low so Frank does not hear.

  "Ah shit you are way to observant, it's on again off again but we are dating." Derek says equally low.

  "Shit man and you complained that I met her first." Tony says hitting him on the arm.

  "We are in the off again phase of it, she said she had to think on things."

  "Derek, why the hell is Sally asking me to get you here?" Frank asks as he comes back over and sits down.

  "I've no idea, honest truth." Derek says holding up his hands.

  "Frank I don't mean to sound broke but is there any chance we can get hold of some of that fund, I gotta buy a closet full of dresses." Tony says finally finished with his slice.

  "No we gotta set her up with a social security number and all that fun stuff then get her a stipend as an informant. For now I'll give you a department card, groceries are on you, I was yelled at for using the card for groceries." Frank says as he pulls out his wallet then produces a rather official looking card.

  "This credit business I just do not understand, what ever happened to buying what you can afford or saving up to buy it."

  "This from a woman who gave money to Ford before he was making cars, that rather sounds like credit to me." Tony says as he takes the card.

  "That was an investment, with an understanding I would make money back, if he did. Not that it matters I do not have the papers he sent me so I simply lost what I gave him, along with what I still had in care of my pa."

  "Credit is the same thing in reverse, the company pays for what you wish to buy with an understanding you will pay them back with interest. I'm not a lover of credit cards either, they have a big interest rate, if house loans were that high no one would buy a house." Frank says with a grin.

  "House loans? I did not see anything on that, I simply assumed one bought the land then had the house built on it or bought the land and house together from people leaving town." I say mystified now.

  There is a knock on the door Frank gets up saying that has to be Sally. When he opens the door there is a woman standing there with lovely blonde hair cut short falling around her cheeks. She walks in holding the end of a small suitcase she looks around smiles at Derek then walks over to me.

  "You must be Emap, I am Sally and I have a lot of dresses for you. They are not very long I am a fan of shorter the better but at least you will have a dress for shopping." She says her voice sultry in a deeper tone.

  "Before you two retire to another room to giggle over the latest boy band or whatever what the fuck is going on that you wanted Derek here?" Frank asks in a gruffer voice than usual.

  "Geez dad, why do you always have to make me feel like I am in one of your interrogation rooms?" Sally asks before walking around behind Derek, his eyes wide in fear and surprise. "If you must know Derek and I are dating, and I have come to a decision, I like him and think we should try moving in together."

  "I like him to, but fuck I don't think I like him enough to be a son in law. It's your life so you can decide what you like. Derek if you give her so much as crabs I am putting you atop the tallest flag pole we have until you are impaled on it." Frank says pointing at Derek.

  "Oh my, the last time I was in town my pa yelled at me for speaking to a dark skinned man." I say getting everyone to look at me confused besides Frank he just smiles.

  "Times change, it is mostly acceptable for a blonde woman to date a black man, or an Asian man, some circles dislike Mexicans, we are to close to the border I suppose." Frank says laughing as he sits down.

  "Mexican gangs are the newest to the streets, the old gangs hate them for taking their territory if it was theirs or not." Derek says before getting a kiss from Sally.

  "Are these gangs still by skin color? I remember there were a few groups back then there were the brawlers they were mostly Irish looking to beat down anyone who was not fair skinned. There was the chinamen they were mostly against letting the brawlers beat down chinamen, and the police stuck in the middle. Course at the time it was barely a town, police was more of the mayor saying we are going to be a city."

  "They are not by skin color anymore the Mexican gangs are mostly Mexican, the rest are whatever happens to live in the area controlled by the gang and is dumb enough to join them. Sally first door on the right is the spare bedroom if you say stop kissing Derek long enough to help Emap into some clothes." Tony says staring at Derek and Sally, she has gotten into his lap and is kissing him nonstop.

  "Oh right my bad, just excited over the possibilities of living with Derek." Sally says getting up grabbing the wheeled suitcase and my arm.

  "My dad is having a field day scaring Derek right now I am sure." She says as we enter the spare bedroom.

  "My pa did the same thing to my husband when he was courting me. Mom only told me that wedding night is painful, it should get better after that, she was right it got lots better." I say as she goes through the suitcase.

  "When were you married and what happened to your husband? Here try this it might be small for you but it always looked great on me." She says as she hands me a tiny purple skirt with a matching armless vest.

  "Do you have undergarments by chance?" I ask looking at the vest and skirt, the skirt has a zipper and hook in the side, the vest buttons up the front.

  "Ah shit, leave it to my dad to forget that one." Sally says before leaving the room, she comes back with a smile. "Tony has run to Walgreens they are always open and carry panties. My dad was very much trying to scare Derek, doing a very good job of it to judging by the look on Derek's face."

  "My pa was only saying if he beats me he will meet the business end of an axe handle. Oh sorry I forgot to answer your question, I was married in 1899, divorced in 1901 for being unable to fulfill my wifely duties, spent the next five years learning to be an archeologist and doing two successful expeditions before heading into Brazil for a temple to Jaguar." Sally's jaw drops as I am saying this.

  "Holy fuck, you're Jaguar. Wait Jaguar had fur and shit you don't."

  "I can change to make life easier, skinning and eating animals you catch yourself is not terribly rewarding. Here let me show you." I say before going feral for a few seconds then back, not before the robe gets itchy on me.

  "Why are you squirming though?" Sally asks as I am trying to scratch my back.

  "Clothes and fur make for a bad combination, it's itchy." Finally I get low and scratch my back against the desk.

  "Here I got panties, if you do not like the style she told me what to get. No bra's we need to get you sized if you want those." Tony says from the mostly closed door his hand sticking through with a bag hanging from his fingers.

  Sally takes the bag from him shoves his hand out then closes the door. As she rips the bag inside
the bag open she has me remove the robe, feeling a lot like I am in the wrong place she hands me a black pair, then turns them around for me. Feeling a little better now, not much these panties are very small and barely cover anything I get the skirt up. I look, they only go halfway to my knees, Sally grins when I groan at the length, she hands over the vest. These are something of a challenge they are tight the buttons all manage to get buttoned how long they will last is anyone's guess.

  "Oh lord, my mid section is showing if my parents saw me now they would die of shock. Not to mention the skirt, under skirts were longer." I say with a groan, Sally just laughs before leading me back to the table.

  The men all stare at me, their jaws dropped as we come back to the table. Frank gets the other two men to stand as I move to sit again. I give him a smile Sally goes around the table then sits next to Derek.

  "There are eight more outfits in the suitcase, I'm pretty sure you can manage to put them on without me. If you want bra's I'll take you to Victoria's Secret on Monday." Sally says before leaning against Derek.

  "I think I can skip bra's I managed just fine with no corsets then no clothes."

  "I think you should get bra's you want to blend in when you are without fur." Frank says looking a little uncomfortable talking about underwear.

  "I think you should go to Victoria's Secret anyway, get some lingerie perhaps." Tony says with a grin.

  "Sally are there any porn you like?" Sally looks totally shocked at my question she looks at Frank for a moment then back at me.

  "Honestly, I've never really looked at porn I know it's there on the internet. I've seen brief parts a time or two it seems to be all about showing his dick in her pussy or her mouth, sometimes in her ass."

  "I figured it would cater to men, I've seen it happening not the sex part but women being married off to a guy older than her because he has money or her dad owes him money. A friend of mine ended up in a brothel because she never got married, her dad's fault but still took it out on her saying she has to do that to make up for his lost money."

  "Fuck me what happened to her?" Sally asks her eyes wide.