A Large Anthology of Science Fiction

by Jerry

  A doc jumped to him. But the old guy’s passenger grabbed Pop and jerked him around. He looked like a lumberjack foreman, curly black hair, black-shaved chin, hot black eyes. He snarled, “So now I flay you on behalf of my father, bigmouth.”

  Pop cased the guy’s horsepower, and suddenly he looked all flabby. He did wrench his shoulder loose and try the hard-boiled comeback: “If your father can’t keep his temper, Vm not liable by your code.” (Like he says, what can you lose? And you often win.)

  The guy pushed his face an inch from Pop’s: “Code? Why you hog-trough oaf, twenty witnesses heard you insult him in a discussion of honor. They will strip your back and I, Slam Hollicker, will hack it to the bones. If you ever drive again, you will defer even to old men.” He swung away without even bowing.

  Pop was pinned there till they got old Hollicker into an ambulance and towed away his car. Then, Mom got in the driver’s seat of our car, and Pop got in beside her without a peep, and Judy in the back. So I went for the whippet. It sure looks like we’ll need that.

  Planet Bolgwalk

  Dec. 3, 1987.

  ONLY we didn’t do anything of the kind.

  I didn’t even pump Judy on what happened on that drive home; you owe your father some fenders to hide behind. But when I came in, Mom said, “Chuck, your father has taken a new job and we’re translating again the day after tomorrow.” So I went to borrow back some stuff and see some guys, but wondering why the overdrive.

  Till I saw Pop. He’d been figuring the percentages.

  Next day he was clearing up at his office. But he was home early, fussing around like a pup in traffic, till the frame-building crew told him to go find a parking-deck. Then indoors, making sure nobody’d forgotten anything to hold us up come morning. Then out trying to bribe the crew to work overtime. Then, when they said the inspector wouldn’t clear it till morning anyway, phoning the inspector to bribe him. Honest, I thought he’d boil his rad.

  The old impetuous spirit got him down at crack of dawn, too, burning toast and eggs till Mom took the kitchen away from him. Which gained us three hours to stall around in while the crew finished the fence under his steely eye—though he didn’t know any more about it than he does about a carburetor. But at half an hour to zero, Mr. Glash arrived and Pop got onto his rear bumper. They were out by the fence and Pop giving with the old Twenty Questions—why this, why that, with no break for answers—when up pranced this guy in a blue-and-white rig and hollered Pop’s name aloud.

  Pop winced. “Hey, tone it down. I can hear you. What’s all this?”

  The guy began reading a paper which boiled down to a demand that Pop desist from running out on his honorable duel. Pop looked like one of these guys who, when they get in a crash, jump out of the car and run. He grabbed Glash. “Hey, this clown can’t stop me moving, can he?”

  Glash drawled, “This ‘clown’ is Herald of the Courts of Honor. But, no, he can’t stop your moving, as long as it’s off Jehu.”

  Pop reinflated slightly. “Well, not that I want to welsh on an obligation. But Mrs. Blaire was so upset about the girl, and I had this offer. And you know how it is with big deals—split-second decisions.”

  Glash fluttered his eyelids. “Oh, yes, everyone knows. And as long as Hollicker feels he’s run you off Jehu he’ll be satisfied. But don’t come back, even for a day for your firm, say. Not healthy.”

  The inspector arriving at last saved Pop answering that one.

  Glash bowed with flourishes to Mom and Judy, and slightly to Pop. He drawled, “It’s been, ah, interesting to know you, as a specimen of the, ah, Earth Regulars. I trust you find Bolgwalk congenial.”

  Then suddenly he turned to me. “From what I hear through, ah, a contact at the Arena, you’ll make a man yet, Charles. Get some education—and get rid of the one you have. Good luck.”

  So we shook hands. Man!

  But who saw through my game and didn’t squeal?

  FUNNY how Pop’s adjusted to Bolgwalk; he fulfills his bull-man ego by betting on the planetary whiffle-ball games. He usually loses but it’s comparatively cheap. Judy could be on an asteroid, for all she cares now, if it had boys on it. No cars—but they make out. Mom treats me real man-to-man.

  But now I’ve gotten over being a professional Teener, I think I’ll take Mr. Glash’s advice. They say the High Vacuum Navy gives you wonderful training. And you can take chances in the line of duty . . . without scooping in civilians.

  EIGHT O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING

  Ray Nelson

  AT THE END OF THE SHOW THE hypnotist told his subjects, “Awake.”

  Something unusual happened.

  One of the subjects awoke all the way. This had never happened before. His name was George Nada and he blinked out at the sea of faces in the theatre, at first unaware of anything out of the ordinary. Then he noticed, human faces, the faces of the Fascinators. They had been there all along, of course, but only George was really awake, so only George recognized them for what they were. He understood everything in a flash, including the fact that if he were to give any outward sign, the Fascinators would instantly command him to return to his former state, and he would obey.

  He left the theatre, pushing out into the neon night, carefully avoiding giving any indication that he saw the green, reptilian flesh or the multiple yellow eyes of the rulers of earth. One of them asked him, “Got a light, buddy?” George gave him a light, then moved on.

  At intervals along the street George saw the posters hanging with photographs of the Fascinators’ multiple eyes and various commands printed under them, such as, “Work eight hours, play eight hours, sleep eight hours,” and “Marry and Reproduce.” A TV set in the window of a store caught George’s eye, but he looked away in the nick of time. When he didn’t look at the Fascinator in the screen, he could resist the command, “Stay tuned to this station.”

  George lived alone in a little sleeping room, and as soon as he got home, the first thing he did was to disconnect the TV set. In other rooms he could hear the TV sets of his neighbors, though. Most of the time the voices were human, but now and then he heard the arrogant, strangely bird-like croaks of the aliens. “Obey the government,” said one croak. “We are the government,” said another. “We are your friends, you’d do anything for a friend, wouldn’t you?”

  “Obey!”

  “Work!”

  Suddenly the phone rang.

  George picked it up. It was one of the Fascinators.

  “Hello,” it squawked. “This is your control, Chief of Police Robinson. You are an old man, George Nada. Tomorrow morning at eight o’clock, your heart will stop. Please repeat.”

  “I am an old man,” said George. “Tomorrow morning at eight o’clock, my heart will stop.”

  The control hung up.

  “No, it won’t,” whispered George. He wondered why they wanted him dead. Did they suspect that he was awake? Probably. Someone might have spotted him, noticed that he didn’t respond the way the others did. If George were alive at one minute after eight tomorrow morning, then they would be sure.

  “No use waiting here for the end,” he thought.

  He went out again. The posters, the TV, the occasional commands from passing aliens did not seem to have absolute power over him, though he still felt strongly tempted to obey, to see these things the way his master wanted him to see them. He passed an alley and stopped. One of the aliens was alone there, pissing against the wall. George walked up to him.

  “Move on,” grunted the thing, focusing his deadly eyes on George.

  George felt his grasp on awareness waver. For a moment the reptilian head dissolved into the face of a lovable old drunk. Of course the drunk would be lovable. George picked up a brick and smashed it down on the old drunk’s head with all his strength. For a moment the image blurred, then the bluegreen blood oozed out of the face and the lizard fell, twitching and writhing. After a moment it was dead.

  George dragged the body into the shadows and sear
ched it. There was a tiny radio in its pocket and a curiously shaped knife and fork in another. The tiny radio said something in an incomprehensible language. George put it down beside the body, but kept the eating utensils.

  “I can’t possibly escape,” thought George. “Why fight them?”

  But maybe he could.

  What if he could awaken others? That might he worth a try.

  He walked twelve blocks to the apartment of his girlfriend, Lil, and knocked on her door. She came to the door in her bathrobe.

  “I want you to wake up,” he said.

  “I’m awake,” she said. “Come on in.”

  He went in. The TV was playing. He turned it off.

  “No,” he said. “I mean really wake up.” She looked at him without comprehension, so he snapped his fingers and shouted, “Wake up! The masters command that you wake up!”

  “Are you off your rocker, George?” she asked suspiciously. “You sure are acting funny.” He slapped her face. “Cut that out!” she cried. “What the hell are you up to anyway?”

  “Nothing,” said George, defeated. “I was just kidding around.”

  “Slapping my face wasn’t just kidding around!” she cried.

  There was a knock at the door.

  George opened it.

  It was one of the aliens.

  “Can’t you keep the noise down to a dull roar?” it said.

  The eyes and reptilian flesh faded a little and George saw the flickering image of a fat middle-aged man in shirtsleeves. It was still a man when George slashed its throat with the eating knife, but it was an alien before it hit the floor. He dragged it into the apartment and kicked the door shut.

  “What do you see there?” he asked Lil, pointing to the many-eyed snake thing on the floor.

  “Mister . . . Mister Coney,” she whispered, her eyes wide with horror. “You . . . just killed him, like it was nothing at all.”

  “Don’t scream,” warned George, advancing on her.

  “I won’t, George. I swear I won’t, only please, for the love of God, put down that knife.” She backed away until she had her shoulder blades pressed to the wall.

  George saw that it was no use.

  “I’m going to tie you up,” said George. “First tell me which room Mister Coney lived in.”

  “The first door on your left as you go toward the stairs,” she said. “Georgie . . . Georgie. Don’t torture me. If you’re going to kill me, do it clean. Please, Georgie, please.”

  He tied her up with bedsheets and gagged her, then searched the body of the Fascinator. There was another one of the little radios that talked a foreign language, another set of eating utensils, and nothing else.

  George went next door.

  When he knocked, one of the snake-things answered, “Who is it?”

  “Friend of Mister Coney. I wanna see him,” said George.

  “He went out for a second, but he’ll be right back.” The door opened a crack, and four yellow eyes peeped out. “You wanna come in and wait?”

  “Okay,” said George, not looking at the eyes.

  “You alone here?” he asked, as it closed the door, its back to George.

  “Yeah, why?”

  He slit its throat from behind, then searched the apartment.

  He found human bones and skulls, a half-eaten hand.

  He found tanks with huge fat slugs floating in them.

  “The children,” he thought, and killed them all.

  There were guns too, of a sort he had never seen before. He discharged one by accident, but fortunately it was noiseless. It seemed to fire little poisoned darts.

  He pocketed the gun and as many boxes of darts as he could and went back to Lil’s place. When she saw him she writhed in helpless terror.

  “Relax, honey,” he said, opening her purse. “I just want to borrow your car keys.”

  He took the keys and went downstairs to the street.

  Her car was still parked in the same general area in which she always parked it. He recognized it by the dent in the right fender. He got in, started it, and began driving aimlessly. He drove for hours, thinking—desperately searching for some way out. He turned on the car radio to see if he could get some music, but there was nothing but news and it was all about him, George Nada, the homicidal maniac. The announcer was one of the masters, but he sounded a little scared. Why should he be? What could one man do?

  George wasn’t surprised when he saw the road block, and he turned off on a side street before he reached it. No little trip to the country for you, Georgie boy, he thought to himself.

  They had just discovered what he had done back at Lil’s place, so they would probably be looking for Lil’s car. He parked it in an alley and took the subway. There were no aliens on the subway, for some reason. Maybe they were too good for such things, or maybe it was just because it was so late at night.

  When one finally did get on, George got off.

  He went up to the street and went into a bar. One of the Fascinators was on the TV, saying over and over again, “We are your friends. We are your friends. We are your friends.” The stupid lizard sounded scared. Why? What could one man do against all of them?

  George ordered a beer, then it suddenly struck him that the Fascinator on the TV no longer seemed to have any power over him. He looked at it again and thought, “It has to believe it can master me to do it. The slightest hint of fear on its part and the power to hypnotize is lost.” They flashed George’s picture on the TV screen and George retreated to the phone booth. He called his control, the Chief of Police.

  “Hello, Robinson?” he asked.

  “Speaking.”

  “This is George Nada. I’ve figured out how to wake people up.”

  “What? George, hang on. Where are you?” Robinson sounded almost hysterical.

  He hung up and paid and left the bar. They would probably trace his call.

  He caught another subway and went downtown.

  It was dawn when he entered the building housing the biggest of the city’s TV studios. He consulted the building directory and then went up in the elevator. The cop in front of the studio entrance recognized him. “Why, you’re Nada!” he gasped.

  George didn’t like to shoot him with the poison dart gun, but he had to.

  He had to kill several more before he got into the studio itself, including all the engineers on duty. There were a lot of police sirens outside, excited shouts, and running footsteps on the stairs. The alien was sitting before the TV camera saying, “We are your friends. We are your friends,” and didn’t see George come in. When George shot him with the needle gun he simply stopped in mid-sentence and sat there, dead. George stood near him and said, imitating the alien croak, “Wake up. Wake up. See us as we are and kill us!”

  It was George’s voice the city heard that morning, but it was the Fascinator’s image, and the city did awake for the very first time and the war began.

  George did not live to see the victory that finally came. He died of a heart attack at exactly eight o’clock.

  LONG DAY IN COURT

  Jonathan Brand

  The wakey-wakey played Earth Is Where My Heart Is and Mark Hassall sat up with a pounding heart. Every simulated morning for the last simulated three weeks he had woken ‘to the gentle sound of Earth Is Where My Heart Is. But whatever you set the wakey-wakey to play, he reflected sadly, after a time it gave you a cold sweat to hear it. For any signal which brings you to life in the morning after the mental death of sleep becomes associated with that shock to the system. The fear of death is nothing, compared to the fear of life.

  He flicked on the sound transmission of his telephone and left the visual pickup off. “Yup,” he groaned into it.

  The telephone built up the unblushing image of Marylou, Transit Station J’s nubile communications expert.

  “Marco,” she cooed. “You’re sitting up in bed.”

  “You’re damn right I am,” he said. “But not any more!” And he cur
led himself modestly up in his electric blanket. “Anyway how in hell would you know? I’ve got the visual off.”

  “I’ve eyes in the back of my head.”

  “You just might have at that,” he answered. For a communications expert on a Transit Station is considerably more than a mere switchboard girl.

  “Why don’t you get dressed?” said Marylou.

  “I’ll really try and remember to do that before I go on duty,” said Mark, rolling towards the shower. “But I don’t promise I’ll get the time.”

  “You just find the time,” she said. When she heard the shower start she leaned forward across the control panel and turned the knob that accentuated the yellow register. She was a connoisseur about the performance of her telephone and loved it best of all her instruments.

  “I saw that,” said Mark, just to keep her on her toes. “I was only turning up the yellow,” said Marylou. “It was a little low. That’s all.”

  “You’re a liar. You wanted to show off your pretty yellow hair.”

  Marylou pouted a little. “Just because you’re being so tiresome this morning I’ll tell you now why I called you.

  “Oh, God, no I You couldn’t do that,” he said from under the shower. “Not before breakfast.”

  “You’ve got no time for breakfast. It’s sim-0545 now. At sim-0615 you’ve got a case.”

  “Oh, boy. Oh, boy,” he moaned. “In the good old days bringers of bad news got killed. I’m surprised you dare. Why in space does this trial have to happen in the middle of the sim-night?”

  “Colonel’s orders, Marco. He says a summary trial will impress the natives.”

  The colonel of Transit Station J was Colonel Prince Banerji of Haipur, and his ideas of discipline were inherited from an ancestor who once personally beheaded 409 English people, including 14 women and 27 children, back in his home state of Haipur on his home planet Earth, because he thought the English residents were becoming insubordinate. When the British soldiers came to take vengeance he told them that he had been no more severe with their late compatriots than he would be with his own people, and this was doubtless true.