Nelson Branco's SOAP OPERA UNCENSORED: Issue 52
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is in the press admitting to vile act written by Nelson Branco - look it up “@TheRaeWilliams: @TheRealStafford tweeted..."
Sony PR tried to squash the story but it was too late.
Michelle Stafford did EVERYTHING to see me gone from Y&R and responsible for our scenes together to disappear “@diva1025: @BeastessInW8n
Why did Nat'l Urban League get involved 2yrs ago w/CBS government affairs, SonyPicTV, Bell? Y&R hadn't PROPERLY diversified in 3 DECADES!
Those astounded by my candor, no I haven't been hacked but I did spend my youth in a welfare system. You emerge caring or not caring at all.
and then there is YOU, the fan. “@concetta777: @victoriarowell wish you would come back to Y&R It's time for Dru and Neil love.”
OMG, an angel. Just great. Pleasant, easily cld do other things. Thad's wife & a mommy too “@RecoveryForme: @victoriarowell Amelia Heinle?”
GUESS “@janderson1240: Why do you think the show/soap press coddle Stafford and put up w/her behavior? I see far more fan support for you.”
Well alright “@kristenwarner: Every time I think I shld leave project @victoriarowell alone makes me think maybe I should keep going.”
MS wore jealousy to work “@Ceya89: @diva1025 @BeastessInW8n my opinion she was jealous, because she couldn't be half the actress you are.”
Can you believe? “@Pinkyteeee: @TheRaeWilliams @TheRealStafford the spit take? they are done all the time and it made the scene look good”
Why did Nat'l Urban League get involved 2yrs ago w/CBS government affairs, SonyPicTV, Bell? YR hadn't PROPERLY diversified in 3 DECADES!
Always. “@Debra0315: @TheRaeWilliams @TheRealStafford What's going on?? She sacred, that Victoria is coming Back??”
Really? Never in film or primetime have I or any colleague, agreed to be spat upon. “@Pinkyteeee: spittakes are done all the time..."
Kate Linder is a SAINT “@_24LeadCrystal: @victoriarowell @Millette86 Did Ester do you wrong too? What about Danny?”
Tonya Lee Williams - class act, beautiful, SMART business woman “@actor_gregory: @victoriarowell Dr. Olivia Barber Winters?
great actress “@BuhRayUhh: @victoriarowell you didn't know Susan Flannery is leaving?! They're devoting 2 weeks to her departure!”
I owed that to the Y&R pro-DRU fans and hope Tweets shed real light on why Steve Kent will not bring back FAN fave, DRUCILLA.
• The Mourning After: For all those fans relentlessly tweeting me and sending me messages on Facebook asking me if Phick will ever reunite… the answer is no. It’s over, kids. Unless the ratings drop and/or there is a regime change. It’s. Not. Going. To. Happen.
• Everyone and their stepmother has heard Michael and Lauren are getting a “big” story. UNCENSORED can reveal that Sheila Carter is NOT returning to the show at this time. Nor is Sarah Smythe or Daisy coming back, either. And that’s all I’m saying.
Uncensored Series
TOP TEN WAYS TO REBOOT… B&B
B&B is at crossroads.. and the following should be on the top of Brad Bell’s to-do list, STAT.
10. Kill off Sally Spectra after Stephanie dies. Have Stephanie haunt Brooke after she dies. In her bedroom.
9. Recast Kristen with Maura West (after her hubby and child die thanks to Hurricane Sandy) and have Kristen fall for Dr. Meade!
8. Sign Lesli Kay to a contract as Felicia and write a sizzling love triangle between Kristen, Felicia and Dr. Meade. After Steph dies of cancer, Felicia vows to live the life her mother couldn’t.
7. Make Crystal Chappell a permanent staple on the show. Hire Jessica Leccia as her former love interest. Have Bill fall in love with Dani — making Karen and Katie jealous.
6. Brandon Beemer reprises Casper, who tries to kill half the town in a riveting murder mystery.
5. Jack Wagner hits town again as Nick and weds Brooke.
4. SORAS Thorne’s daughter, Allie. Have Allie hire a Macy look-alike and ghosttlight Taylor!
3. Recast Ridge with Robert Kelker-Kelly.
2. Backburner Liam/Hope/Steffy.
1. Promote Michele Val Jean and Patrick Mulcahey to co-head writers.
Shhh!
SOAP OPERA MYSTERY HOUR
This week’s hottest blind item!
• Which leading man has been heard sobbing constantly in his dressing room? “No one knows what’s happening,” says a friend. “We’re all concerned.”
New And Improved!
SOAP PORN: Next Week's Soapgasms
Can’t watch all the soaps this week? No worries — here’s a cheat sheet!
TOPS OF THE TOP:
Top Soap: THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
Top Soap Actor: Sean Kanan, GH
Top Soap Actress: Heather Tom, B&B
Top Soap Couple: Stephanie and Brooke, B&B
Top Tweeter: Victoria Rowell
THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
Top Actor: Don Diamont
Top Actress: Heather Tom
Most Valuable Player: Katherine Kelly Lang
Most Underrated Actor: Winsor Harmon
Top Storyline: Goodbye Stephers!
Future Emmy War: Heather Tom VS. Susan Flannery
Most Promising New Couple: Bill and Brooke
Wake Us When It’s Over: Rick and Caroline
MIA Characters: Felicia, Amber and Kristen
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
Top Actor: Peter Reckell
Top Actress: Eileen Davidson
Top Storyline: Bo’s Exit
Most Hated Character: Rafe
Most Boring Couple: Will and Sonny
Incest Alert: Kristen and E.J.
Biggest Mystery: Why is a preschooler producing DAYS’s promos?
GENERAL HOSPITAL
Top Actor: Sean Kanan
Top Actress: Leslie Charleson
Top Storyline: A.J.’s Return!
Worst Storylines: Anything With Steven Larzzzz
Most Offensive Character: Connie/Kate
Best Couple: Jason and A Body Of Water
Dream Storyline: Jason dies falling into Liz’s vagina!
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
Top Actor: Michael Muhney
Top Actress: Jess Walton
Fallen Diva: Michelle Stafford
Best New Soap Diva: Sharon Case
Top Storyline: Victor’s Corporate Impotence
Most Political Story: Phyllis’s Downfall
Most Boring Story: Anything with Christine, Danny and Paul
Sexiest New Couple: Nick and Avery
Oldest Young Adult in History: Noah Newman
Best Prop Ever: The Burned Newman Ranch
Best Couple: Shadam, baby!
Dream Recasting: Kassie DePaiva as nuAshley
Best Italian Accent: Nikki Newman
Biggest Belly: Victor Newman
Worst Part of Watching Y&R: Maria Arena Bell’s writing credit
Best Recast: Hunter Haley as Summer
Biggest Douchebag: George Guzman
The Idiot Ratings
NIELSEN MILK: Oct 15-19/12
Winners: Thanks to ONE LIFE, GH is finally winning!
Loser: Not a great start for JFP-Griffith’s Y&R!
Numbers are based on Live+Same Day ratings
(Compared to Last Week/Compared to Last Year)
Total Viewers
1. Y&R 4,502,000 (-147,000/+23,000)
2. B&B 3,197,000 (-203,000/+130,000)
3. GH 2,781,000 (+110,000/+464,000) *
4. DAYS 2,478,000 (+112,000/+85,000)
* Highest since February 28 – March 4, 2011
* New high for Cartini regime
Households
1. Y&R 3.4/12 (-.1/+.1)
2. B&B 2.4/8 (-.2/+.1)
3. GH 2.1/7 (+.1/+.3) *
4. DAYS 1.9/6 (+.1/+.1)
* Highest since March 21-25, 2011
* New high for FV/RC regime
Women 18-49 Viewers
1. Y&R 840,000 (-6,000/-66,000)
2. GH 672,000 (+43
,000/+75,000) *
3. B&B 614,000 (-87,000/+31,000)
4. DAYS 513,000 (+4,000/-67,000)
* New high for Cartini regime
Women 18-49 Rating
1. Y&R 1.3/9 (same/-.1)
2. GH 1.1/7 (+.1/+.2) *
3. B&B 1.0/6 (-.1/+.1)
4. DAYS 0.8/5 (same/-.1)
* Highest since October 24-28, 2011
* New high for Cartini regime
Next issue: Michael Muhney celebrates UNCENSORED’s one-year anniversary in an interview you will not want to miss!