One Thousand and One Nights

by Richard Burton

  When it was the Four Hundred and Forty-second Night,

  She said, It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that when the damsel had answered the doctor anent the Festival-prayers, quoth he, “Thou hast replied aright: now tell me what are the prayers prescribed on the occasion of an eclipse of the sun or moon?” “Two one-bow prayers without call to prayer or standing thereto by the worshipper, who shall make in each two-bow prayer double standing up and double inclinations and two-fold prostrations, then sit and testify and salute.” Q “What is the ritual of prayer for rain?” “Two one-bow prayers without call to prayer or standing thereto; then shall the Moslem make the profession and salute. Moreover the Imam shall deliver an exhortation and ask pardon of Allah, in place of the magnification, as in the two sermons of the Festivals and turn his mantle upper edge downwards and pray and supplicate.” Q “What are the Witr, the additional or occasional prayers?” “The least is a one-bow prayer and the most eleven.” Q “What is the forenoon prayer?” “At least, two one-bow prayers and at most, twelve.” Q “What hast thou to say of the I’itikαf or retreat320 ?” “It is a matter of traditional ordinance.” Q “What are its conditions?” “(1) intent; (2) not leaving the mosque save of necessity; (3) not having to do with a woman; (4) fasting; and (5) abstaining from speech.” Q “Under what conditions is the Hajj or Pilgrimage321 obligatory?” “Manhood, and understanding and being a Moslem and practicability; in which case it is obligatory on all, once before death.” Q “What are the Koranic statutes of the Pilgrimage?” “(1) The Ihrαm or pilgrim’s habit; (2) the standing at Arafat; (3) circumambulating the Ka’abah; (4) running between Safα and Marwah322 ; and (5) shaving or clipping the hair.” Q “What are the Koranic statutes of the ‘Umrah323 or lesser pilgrimage?” “Assuming the pilgrim’s habit and compassing and running.” Q “What are the Koranic ordinances of the assumption of the pilgrim’s habit?”324 “Doffing sewn garments, forswearing perfume and ceasing to shave the head or pare the nails, and avoiding the killing of game, and eschewing carnal copulation.” Q “What are the traditional statutes of the pilgrimage?” “(1) The crying out ‘Labbay’ka, Adsum, Here am I, O our Lord, here am I!’325 4 (2) the Ka’abah-circuitings326 of arrival and departure; (3) the passing the night at the Mosque of Muzdalifah and in the valley of Mina, and (4) the lapidation.327 “ Q “What is the Jihαd or Holy War and its essentials?” “Its essentials are: (1) the descent of the Infidels upon us; (2) the presence of the Imam; (3) a state of preparation; and (4) firmness in meeting the foe. Its traditional ordinance is incital to battle, in that the Most High hath said, ‘O thou my Prophet, incite the faithful to fight!’328 “ Q “What are the ordinances of buying and selling?” “The Koranic are: (1) offer and acceptance and (2) if the thing sold be a white slave, by whom one profiteth, all possible endeavour to convert him to Al-Islam; and (3) to abstain from usury; the traditional are: making void329 and option before not after separating, according to his saying (whom Allah bless and preserve!), ‘The parties to a sale shall have the option of cancelling or altering terms whilst they are yet unseparated.’”, Q “What is it forbidden to sell for what?” “On this point I mind me of an authentic tradition, reported by Nαf’i330 of the Apostle of Allah, that he forbade the barter of dried dates for fresh and fresh figs for dry and jerked for fresh meat and cream for clarified butter; in fine, all eatables of one and the same kind, it is unlawful to buy or barter some for other some.331 “ Now when the doctor of law heard her words and knew that she was wit-keen, penetrative, ingenious and learned in jurisprudence and the Traditions and the interpretation of the Koran and what not else, he said in his mind, “Needs must I manoeuvre with her, that I may overcome her in the assembly of the Commander of the Faithful.” So he said to her, “O damsel, what is the lexicographical meaning of Wuzu?” And she answered, “Philologically it signifieth cleanliness and freedom from impurities.” Q “And of Salαt or prayer?” “An invocation of good” Q “And of Ghusl?” “Purification.” Q “And of Saum or fasting?” “Abstention.” Q “And of Zakαt?” “Increase. Q “And of Hajj or pilgrimage?” “Visitation.” Q “And of Jihαd?” “Repelling.” With this the doctor’s arguments were cut off, — And Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased saying her permitted say.

  When it was the Four Hundred and Forty-third Night,

  She said, It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that when the doctor’s arguments were cut off, he rose to his feet and said, “Bear witness against me, O Commander of the Faithful, that this damsel is more learned in the Law than I am.” Quoth she, “I will ask thee somewhat, which do thou answer me speedily, an thou be indeed a learned man.” Quoth he, “Say on;” and she said, “What are the arrows of the Faith?” Answered he, “They number ten: (1) Testification, that is, religion; (2) Prayer, that is, the covenant; (3) Alms, that is, purification; (4) Fasting, that is, defensive armour; (5) Pilgrimage, that is, the Law; (6) Fighting for the Faith, that is, a general duty; (7) Bidding to beneficence and (8) Forbidding from frowardness, both of which are a man’s honour; (9) Commune,332 that is, sociableness of the Faithful; and (10) Seeking knowledge, that is, the praiseworthy path.” She rejoined, “Thou hast replied aright and now remaineth but one question, ‘What be the roots or fundamentals of Al-Islam?’” He said “They are four: sincerity of belief, truth of intent, observance of the lawful limit and keeping the covenant.” Then said she, “I have one more question to ask thee, which if thou answer, it is well; else, I will take thy clothes.” Quoth he, “Speak, O damsel;” and she said, “What are the branches or superstructure of Al-Islam?” But he was silent awhile and made no reply: so she cried “Doff thy clothes and I will expound them to thee.” Quoth the Caliph “Expound them, and I will make him put off his clothes for thee.” She said, “There are two-and-twenty branches: (1) holding fast to the Book of Allah the Most Highest; (2) taking example by His Apostle (whom Allah bless and preserve!); (3) abstaining from evil doing; (4) eating what is lawful and (5) avoiding what is unlawful; (6) restitution of things wrongfully taken; (7) repentance; (8) knowledge of the Law; (9) love of the Friend,333 (10) and of the followers of the true Revelation; (11) belief in the apostles of Al-Islam; (12) fear of apostacy; (13) preparation for departing this life; (14) force of conviction; (15) mercy on all possible occasions; (16) strength in time of weakness; (17) patience under trials; (18) knowledge of Allah Almighty and (19) of what His Prophet hath made known to us; (20) thwarting Iblis the accursed; (21) striving earnestly against the lusts of the soul and warring them down, and (22) devotion to the one God.” Now when the Commander of the Faithful heard her words, he bade the professor put off his clothes and hooded turband; and so did that doctor and went forth, beaten and confounded, from the Caliph’s presence. Thereupon another man stood up and said to her, “O damsel, hear a few questions from me.” Quoth she, “Say on;’ and he asked, “What are the conditions of purchase by advance?” whereto she answered, “That the price be fixed, the kind be fixed and the period of delivery be fixed and known.” Q “What are the Koranic and the traditional canons of eating?” “The confession that Allah Almighty provideth the eater and giveth him meat and drink, with thanksgiving to Him therefor.” Q “What is thanksgiving?” “The use by the creature of that which the Creator vouchsafeth to him, according as it was created for the creature.” Q “What are the traditional canons of eating?” “The Bismillah334 and washing both hands; sitting on the left of the hind part; eating with three fingers, and eating of that which hath been duly masticated.335 “ Q “What are good manners in eating?” “Taking small mouthfuls and looking little at one’s table-companion.” — And Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased to say her permitted say.

  When it was the Four Hundred and Forty-fourth Night,

  She said, It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that when the damsel had answered concerning good manners in eating, the doctor who was trying her, rejoined, “Thou hast replied aright. Now tell me what are the stays of the heart and their sup
ports?”336 “The stays and supports both number three: (1) holding fast to the Faith, the support whereof is the shunning of infidelity; (2) holding fast to the Traditional Law, and its support the shunning of innovation; and (3) holding fast to obedience, and its support the shunning of disobedience.” Q “What are the conditions of Wuzu?” “(1) being a Moslem; (2) discernment of good and evil; (3) purity of the water, and (4) absence of material or religious impediments.” Q “What is belief?” “It is divided into nine parts: (1) belief in the One worshipped; (2) belief in the condition of slavery of the worshipper; (3) belief in the personality of the Deity; (4) belief in the Two Handfuls;337 (5) belief in Providence which allotteth to man his lot; (6) belief in the Abrogating and (7) in the Abrogated; (8) belief in Allah, His angels and apostles; and (9) in fore-ordained Fate, general and individual, its good and ill, its sweet and bitter.” Q “What three things do away other three?” “It is told of Sufyαn al-Saurν338 that he said, ‘Three things do away with other three. Making light of the pious doth away the future life; making light of Kings doth away this life; and, making light of expenditure doth away wealth.’” Q “What are the keys of the heavens, and how many gates have they.?” “Quoth Almighty Allah, ‘And the heaven shall be opened and be full of portals;’339 and quoth he whom Allah bless and preserve!, ‘None knoweth the number of the gates of heavens, save He who created the heavens, and there is no son of Adam but hath two gates allotted to him in the heavens, one whereby his daily bread descendeth and another wherethrough his works ascend. The first gate is not closed, save when his term of life cometh to an end, nor the gate of works, good and evil, till his soul ascend for judgment.’” Q “Tell me of a thing and a half thing and a no-thing.” “The thing is the Moslem; the half thing the hypocrite,340 and the no-thing the miscreant.” Q “Tell me of various kinds of hearts.” “There is the whole heart, the sick heart, the contrite heart, the vowed heart and the enlightened heart. Now the whole heart is that of Abraham, the Friend of Allah; the sick heart is that of the Unbeliever in Al-Islam; the contrite heart is that of the pious who fear the Lord; the vowed heart is that of our Lord Mohammed (whom Allah bless and keep!) and the illuminated heart is that of his followers. Furthermore, the hearts of learned Olema are of three kinds, the heart which is in love with this world; the heart which loveth the next world, and the heart which loveth its Lord; and it is said that hearts are three, the suspended, that of the infidel; the non-existent, that of the hypocrite; and the constant, that of the True-believer. Moreover, it is said that the firm heart is of three kinds, viz., the heart dilated with light and faith, the heart wounded with fear of estrangement, and the heart which feareth to be forsaken of its Supreme Friend.” — And Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased saying her permitted say.

  When it was the Four Hundred and Forty-fifth Night,

  She said, It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that when the second doctor declared. “Thou hast said well,” quoth she to the Caliph, “O Commander of the Faithful, he hath questioned me, till he is weary, and now I will ask of him two questions. If he answer them both, it is well; and if not, I will take his clothes and he shall wend in peace.” Quoth the doctor, “Ask me what thou wilt,” and she said, “What sayest thou religion is?” Answered he, “Religion is confession of Faith with the tongue and conviction with the heart and correspondent action with the members. He (upon whom be blessings and peace!) hath said, ‘The believer is not perfect in belief, except he perfect himself in five qualities, namely: trust in Allah,341 committal of his affair to Allah, submission to the commands of Allah, acquiescence in the decrees of Allah; and that all he doth be done for sake of Allah; so is he of those who are acceptable to the Deity, and who give to Him and withhold for Him; and such man is perfect in belief.’” Then said she, “What is the Divine ordinance of ordinances and the ordinance which is the initiator of all ordinances and that of which all others stand in need and that which comprehendeth all others; and what is the traditional ordinance that entereth into the Koranic, and the prophetic practice whereby the Divine is completed?” But he was silent and made no reply; whereupon the Caliph bade her expound and ordered him to doff his clothes and give them to her. Said she, “O doctor, the Koranic ordinance of ordinances is the knowledge of Allah Almighty; that, which is the initiative of all others, is the testifying there is no god but the God and Mohammed is the Apostle of God; that, of which all others have need, is the Wuzu-ablution; that, which compriseth all others, is the Ghusl-ablution from defilement342 ; the Traditional ordinance that entereth into the Koranic, is the separation of the fingers and the thick beard;343 and that, wherewith all Koranic ordinances are completed, is circumcision.”344 Therewith was made manifest the defeat of the doctor, who rose to his feet and said, “I call Allah to witness, O Commander of the Faithful, that this damsel is more learned than I in theology and what pertaineth to the Law.” So saying, he put off his clothes and went away ignominiously worsted. Then she turned to the rest of the learned men present and said, “O masters, which of you is the Koranist, the reader and reciter of the Koran, versed in the seven readings and in syntax and in lexicography?” Thereupon a professor arose and, seating himself before her, said “Hast thou read the Book of Almighty Allah and made thyself thoroughly acquainted with its signs, that is its verses, and its abrogating parts and abrogated portions, its unequivocal commands and its ambiguous; and the difference of its revelations, Meccan and Medinan? Dost thou understand its interpretation and hast thou studied it, according to the various traditions and origins?” “Yes,” answered she; and he said, “What then is the number of its chapters, how many are the decades and versets, how many words and how many letters and how many acts of prostration and how many prophets and how many chapters are Medinan and how many are Meccan and how many birds are mentioned in it?” Replied she, “O my lord, its chapters are an hundred and fourteen, whereof seventy were revealed at Meccah and forty-four at Al-Medinah; and it containeth six hundred and twenty-one decades; six thousand three hundred and thirty-six versets;345 seventy-nine thousand four hundred and thirty-nine words and three hundred and twenty-three thousand and six hundred and seventy letters; and to the reader thereof, for every letter, are given ten benefits. The acts of prostration it compriseth are fourteen.” — And Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased to say her permitted say.

  When it was the Four Hundred and Forty-sixth Night,

  She said, It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that when the professor of Koranic exegesis questioned the damsel, she continued, “As regards the Prophets named in the Book there be five-and-twenty, to wit, Adam, Noah,346 Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Lot, Elisha, Jonah, Salih,347 or Heber, Hϊd,348 Shua’yb or Jethro,349 David, Solomon, Zϊ’l-kafl or Joshua, Idrνs, Elias, Yahyα or John the Baptist, Zacharias, Job, Moses, Aaron, Jesus and Mohammed,350 the peace of Allah and His blessing be on them all! Moreover, nine flying things are mentioned in the Koran, namely, the gnat, the bee, the fly, the ant, the hoopoe, the crow, the locust, the swallow and the bird of Jesus351 (on whom be peace!), to wit, the bat.” Q “Which is the most excellent chapter of the Koran?” “That of The Cow.352 “ Q “Which is the most magnificent verse?” “That of the Throne; it hath fifty words, bearing in each fifty blessings.” Q “What sign or verse hath in it nine signs or wonders?” “That in which quoth Allah Almighty, ‘Verily, in the creation of the Heaven and the Earth: and in the vicissitude of night, and day; and in the ship which saileth through the sea laden with what is profitable for mankind; and in the rain-water which God sendeth down from Heaven, quickening thereby the dead ground and replenishing the same with all sorts of cattle; and in the change of winds and in the clouds that are compelled to do service between the Heaven and the Earth;353 — are signs to people of understanding.’” Q “Which verse is the most just?” “That in which Allah saith, ‘Verily, Allah enjoineth justice and the doing of good, and the giving unto kindred what shall be necessary; and He forbiddeth wickedness a
nd iniquity and oppression’”354 Q “Which is the most greedy?” “That in which quoth Allah, ‘Is it that every man of them greedeth to enter the Garden of Delight?’”355 Q “Which is the most hopeful?” “That in which quoth Almighty Allah, ‘Say: O my servants who have transgressed against your own souls, despair not of the mercy of Allah; seeing, that Allah forgiveth all sins; aye Gracious, Merciful is He.’”356 Q “By what school of intonation dost thou read?” “By that of the people of Paradise, to wit, the version of Nαf’i.” Q “In which verse doth Allah make prophets lie?”357 “In that wherein He saith, ‘They (the brothers of Joseph) brought his inner garment stained with false blood.’”358 Q “In which doth He make unbelievers speak the truth?” “In that wherein He saith, ‘The Jews say, ‘The Christians are grounded on nothing,’ and the Christians say, ‘The Jews are grounded on nothing’; and yet they both read the Scriptures;’359 and, so saying, all say sooth.” Q “In which doth God speak in his own person?” “In that in which he saith, ‘I have not created Genii and men for any other end than that they should serve me.’”360 Q “In which verse do the angels speak?” “In that which saith, ‘But we celebrate Thy praise and extol Thy holiness.’”361 Q “What sayest thou of the formula: — I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the Stoned?” “It is obligatory by commandment of Allah on all before reading the Koran, as appeareth by His saying, ‘When thou readest the Koran, seek refuge with Allah from Satan the Stoned.’”362 Q “What signify the words ‘seeking refuge’363 and what are the variants of the formula?” “Some say, ‘I take refuge with Allah the All-hearing and All-knowing,’ and others, ‘With Allah the Strong;’ but the best is that whereof the Sublime Koran speaketh and the Traditions perpetuate. And he (whom Allah bless and keep!) was used to ejaculate, ‘I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the Stoned.’ And quoth a Tradition, reported by Naf’i on the authority of his adopted father, ‘The apostle of Allah, was wont when he rose in the night to pray, to say aloud, ‘Allaho Akbar’; God is Most Great, with all Majesty! Praise be to Allah abundantly! Glory to Allah morn and even be!’ Then would he say, ‘I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the Stoned and from the delusions of the Devils and their evil suggestions.’ And it is told of Ibn Abbas364 (of whom Allah accept!) that he said, ‘The first time Gabriel came down to the Prophet with revelation he taught him the ‘seeking refuge,’ saying, ‘O Mohammed, say, I seek refuge with Allah the All-hearing and All-knowing;’ then say, ‘In the name of Allah the Compassionating, the Compassionate!’ Read, in the name of thy Lord who created; — created man of blood-clots.”365 Now when the Koranist heard her words he marvelled at her expressions, her eloquence, her learning, her excellence, and said, “O damsel, what sayst thou of the verse ‘In the name of Allah, the Compassionating, the Compassionate’? Is it one of the verses of the Koran?” “Yes; it is a verset of ‘The Ant’366 occurring also at the head of the first and between every two following chapters; and there is much difference of opinion, respecting this, among the learned.” — And Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased saying her permitted say.