The Atlantis Complex (Disney)

by Eoin Colfer

  “Try not to become too stressed,” said the echoing voice. “Do a few breathing exercises.”

  Unreal, thought Holly. This guy has lived in the back of Artemis’s head for so long that he has no idea how to handle the actual world.

  She wormed her fingers into the recessed handle grip, flicking away tenacious clots of ice blocking the handle. The hatch was purely mechanical, so there was no problem with jammers, but that did not necessarily hold for the pod’s controls. The rogue probe could theoretically have fried the pod’s guidance systems just as easily as it had taken out their communications.

  Holly planted a boot on the hull and hauled the hatch open. A deluge of pink disinfectant gel poured out, pooling around her second boot, and quickly evaporated to mist.

  Disinfectant gel. In case whatever destroyed the shuttle had been bacterial.

  She poked her head inside, and the motion sensors heated a couple of phosphorescent plates on the roof panels.

  Good. Emergency power, at least.

  The escape pod was totally inverted, pointed straight down to the center of the earth. The interior was Spartan and made with soldiers in mind, not passengers.

  Orion is going to love this, she thought, strapping herself into the pilot’s harness. There were six separate belts in the harness, as this ship had little in the way of gyroscopes or suspension.

  Maybe I can shake Artemis out of his own brain. We can count up to five together.

  She flexed her fingers, then allowed them to hover above the control panel.

  Nothing happened. No activation, no sudden heads-up controls. No icon asking her for a start code.

  Stone Age it is, thought Holly, and leaned forward to the limits of her harness, reaching underneath the console for a good old-fashioned steering wheel and manual propulsion controls.

  She pressed the ignition plunger, and the engine coughed.

  Come on. I have things to do.

  One more press and the escape pod’s pitiful engine caught and turned over, irregular as a dying man’s breathing, but it turned over nevertheless.

  Thank you.

  Holly thought this just before jets of black smoke blurted through the vents into the cabin, making her splutter.

  There’s some damage, but we should be okay.

  Holly cranked open the for’ard porthole and was alarmed by the view that was suddenly revealed. She had expected to see the blue waters of a subterranean river splashing across the transparent polymer, but instead she saw an abyss. The pod had punched into a vast underground cavern that seemed to run right through the glacier in a dizzyingly sheer drop toward the bedrock below. Rippling walls of ice stretched below her, illuminated by the distant flickering blue lights of the probe’s engines as it made its way into the depths of the cavern.

  There it is. Heading down.

  Holly hit the thaw button for the fuel block and tapped her fingers impatiently while it heated up.

  “What I need now,” she muttered to herself, “is reverse. And quickly.”

  But reverse did not come soon enough. The glacier river worked its tendrils into the ice ridge supporting the escape pod, and quickly stripped it away. For a moment the probe hung suspended, then it dropped through the hole and fell powerless straight down.

  A couple of minutes earlier, the boy who wore Artemis Fowl’s face had been standing on the surface, peering down at Holly Short. Appreciating her labors and admiring her form.

  “She’s a feisty one, n’est-ce pas? Look at her battling the elements.”

  Foaly clopped to his side. “Come on, Artemis. You can’t kid me. What are you up to?”

  Orion’s face was smooth. On him, Artemis’s features seemed open and trustworthy. This was a neat trick, as, on Artemis, these same features seemed conniving and almost sinister, some would say sneaky. Indeed, one music teacher did use this term in Artemis’s school report, which was quite an unprofessional thing to do, but in fairness, Artemis had rewired the man’s keyboard so that it would only play “Jingle Bells” no matter what keys were pressed.

  “I am not up to anything,” said Orion. “I am alive and I am here. That is all. I have Artemis’s memories but not his disposition. I believe that I owe my sudden appearance to what fairies would call an Atlantis Complex.”

  Foaly wagged a finger. “Nice try, but Atlantis Complex generally manifests itself through compulsion and delusion.”

  “Stage two.”

  Foaly took a moment to consult his near-photographic memory.

  “Atlantis Complex stage two can result in the subject displaying signs of several completely different and distinct personalities.”

  “And?” prompted Orion.

  “Stage two can be initiated by either or both mental trauma or physical shock, typically electrocution.”

  “Holly shot me. So there we go.”

  Foaly scraped the snow with a hoof. “That’s the problem with beings of our intellect. We can argue our points of view all day without either gaining a significant advantage. That’s what happens when you’re a genius.” The centaur smiled. “Look, I scraped an F for Foaly.”

  “That is excellent work,” said Orion. “Such straight lines. That takes hoof control.”

  “I know,” said Foaly. “It’s a real talent, but there’s no forum for this kind of expression.”

  Foaly was well aware that he was babbling about hoof drawings in order to distract himself from the current situation. He had often assisted Holly through one crisis or another. But he had rarely been in the field to actually witness these crises occurring.

  The video logs never really capture the emotion, he thought. I am scared out of my wits right now, but no helmet-cam footage can convey that.

  It scared Foaly that someone had managed to hack his space probe and reprogram the amorphobots. It scared him that this person had no regard for life—fairy, human, or animal. And it totally terrified him that if, gods forbid, Holly was injured or worse, then it would be up to him and this simpering alternate Fowl personality to warn Haven, and he hadn’t the first idea how he was qualified for this job, unless the talents of smart-aleckry and rapid V-board manipulation were somehow called for. Artemis would know what to do, but apparently Artemis wasn’t at home right now.

  Foaly realized with a jolt that the current situation was quite close to being his own worst nightmare, especially if it eventually led to Caballine shaving him. Control was very important to Foaly, and here he was stuck on a glacier with a damaged human, watching their only hope of salvation fighting an underground river.

  His current worst nightmare was suddenly relegated to second place as the escape pod, with Holly inside it, was suddenly swallowed whole by the ice. Loose chunks tumbled quickly to fill the hole, and before Foaly had time to gasp in shock, it was as if the craft had never been there.

  Foaly sank to his fore-knees. “Holly!” he called desperately. “Holly.”

  Orion was equally distraught. “Oh, Captain Short. There was so much I wanted to tell you, about how we feel, Artemis and I. You were so young, with so much left to give.” Fat tears rolled down his cheeks. “Oh, Artemis, poor foolish, Artemis. You had so much and did not know it.”

  Foaly felt hollowed out by sudden, wrenching grief. Holly was gone. Their last best chance of warning Haven. How could he hope to succeed aided only by a mooning Mud Boy who began every second sentence with the word “Oh”?

  “Shut up, Orion! Shut up. A person is gone. A real person.” The ice was hard beneath Foaly’s knees, and made their situation seem more desperate.

  “I don’t have much experience with real people,” admitted Orion, slumping beside the centaur. “Or feelings that translate to the world. But I think I am sad now. And lonely. We have lost a friend.”

  These were words from the heart, and Foaly felt he had to be sympathetic. “Okay. It’s not your fault. We have both lost someone special.”

  Orion sniffed. “Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a rid
e to the village on your back. Then I can make a few pennies with my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby.”

  This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.

  “This isn’t Middle Earth, you know. We’re not in a novel. I am not noble, neither do I have a repertoire of circus tricks.”

  Orion seemed disappointed. “Can you juggle at least?”

  Orion’s idiocy was just what Foaly needed to shake him temporarily from his grief. He jumped to his feet and stomped in a circle around Orion.

  “What are you? Who are you? I thought you shared Artemis’s memories. How can you be so stupid?”

  Orion was unperturbed. “I share everything. Memories and movies are as real as each other to me. You, Peter Pan, the Loch Ness Monster, me. It’s all real, maybe.”

  Foaly rubbed his forehead. “We are in so much trouble. Gods help us.”

  Orion brightened. “I have an idea.”

  “Yes?” said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained.

  “Why don’t we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn’t work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other.”

  “Okay,” sighed Foaly. “Why don’t you get started on the stones thing, and I’ll scrape some magical runes in the snow.”

  Orion clapped his hands sharply. “Excellent notion, noble creature.” And he began kicking over stones to see if any of them were magical.

  The complex is progressing, realized Foaly. He wasn’t this deluded only minutes ago. The more desperate the situation becomes the further from reality he gets. If we can’t get Artemis back soon, he will be gone forever.

  “I found one!” Orion shouted suddenly. “A magic stone!” He bent to examine his discovery. “No. Wait. It’s a shellfish of some kind.” He smiled apologetically at Foaly. “I saw it scuttling and so I assumed . . .”

  Foaly thought a thought he had thought he would never think.

  I would prefer to be with Mulch Diggums.

  This notion caused him to shudder.

  Orion yelped loudly and scuttled backward. “I found it. Really, this time. Look, Foaly. Look!”

  Foaly looked, in spite of himself, and was amazed to see that a stone actually did seem to be dancing.

  “That’s not possible,” he said, and wondered, Is he somehow sucking me into his delusion?

  Orion was jubilant. “Everything is real. I am abroad in the world.”

  The stone flipped high into the air, spinning off across the frozen lake. Where it had been, the black hull of the escape pod punctured the ice. It rose and rose above a bass rumbling of engines that set the ice plates vibrating themselves to pieces.

  It took Foaly a moment to realize what was happening, but then he too was jubilant.

  “Holly!” he called. “You made it. You didn’t leave us.”

  The escape pod lurched to the surface, then toppled on its side. The for’ard porthole was winched open, and Holly’s face appeared in the frame. She was pale and bleeding from a dozen minor cuts, but her eyes were bright and determined.

  “Took a while for the fuel block to dissolve,” she explained over the engine noise. “Get inside, both of you, and buckle up. We have to catch that fire-breathing monster.”

  This was a simple order, and both Foaly and Orion could obey without their realities clashing.

  Holly is alive, thought Foaly.

  My princess lives, exulted Orion. And we’re chasing a dragon.

  “Foaly,” he called after the centaur. “I really think we should search for my secret birthmark. Dragons love that sort of thing.”

  Artemis Fowl’s Brain; Now

  Artemis was not gone completely. He was confined to a small virtual room in his own brain. The room was similar to his Fowl Manor office, but there were no screens on the situations wall. In fact, there was no wall. Where his selection of gas screens and digital televisions had been mounted, there now floated a window into his body’s reality. He could see what the fool Orion saw, and hear the ridiculous sentences dripping from his own mouth, but he could not control the actions of the romantic nincompoop who seemed to be in the driver’s seat, to use a motorcar reference that Butler and Holly would appreciate.

  In Artemis’s room there was a desk and a chair. He wore one of his lightweight Zegna bespoke suits. He could see the weave of threads on his arm and feel the material’s weight as though it were real, but Artemis knew all these things were illusions constructed by his mind to put some order on the chaos in his brain.

  He sat upon the chair.

  In front of Artemis, on what he had decided to call his mind-screen, events played out in the real world. He winced as the usurper, Orion, rolled out his clumsy charm.

  He will utterly destroy my relationship with Holly, he thought.

  Now he appeared to be treating Foaly like some kind of mythical pet.

  Orion was right about one thing: he was in the second stage of Atlantis Complex, a mental illness he had brought on himself through a combination of reckless dabblings in fairy magic and feelings of guilt.

  I brought the guilt on myself too, exposing my mother to Opal Koboi.

  Artemis realized suddenly that while he was trapped in his own mind, numbers held no sway over him. Neither did he feel any compulsion to rearrange the objects on his desk.

  I am free.

  A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest, and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. Vital, sharp, focused, for the first time in months. Ideas fluttered from his mind like bats from the mouth of a cave.

  So much to do. So many projects. Butler . . . I need to find him.

  Artemis felt energized and potent. He surged from his chair toward the mind-screen. He would push his way through, force his way out, and send this Orion character back to where he came from. Next on his to-do list would be to apologize to Foaly and Holly for his rudeness and then get to the bottom of this space-probe hijack. His Ice Cube had been torn to pieces by the subterranean river, but it could be rebuilt. In months the project could be operational.

  And when the glaciers were safe, perhaps he would submit to a little regression therapy from one of the People’s less flamboyant psychotherapists. Certainly not that Cumulus fellow who had his own talk show.

  When Artemis reached the screen, he found it to be less solid than it had first appeared. In fact, it was deep and gloopy, reminding Artemis of the plasma conduit he had crawled through at Opal Koboi’s lab all those years ago. Nevertheless, he forged ahead and soon found himself submerged in a cold, viscous gel that pushed him backward with floppy fingers.

  “I will not be deterred,” shouted Artemis, finding that he could shout inside the mind-screen. “I am needed in the wide world.”

  And then.

  Deterred? Wide world? I am beginning to sound like that idiot Orion.

  This thought gave him strength, and he tore at the curtains of gunk that kept him a prisoner. It felt good being active and positive. Artemis felt like the Fowl heir of old. Unstoppable.

  Then he spotted something in the air before him. Bright and fizzling like a Halloween sparkler. There were more, dozens, all around him, sinking slowly through the gel.

  What were they? What could those things mean?

  I made them, thought Artemis. I should know.

  A moment later he did know. The fizzling sparklers were actually tiny golden numbers. All the same number. All fours.

  Death.

  Artemis recoiled, but then rallied.

  No. I will not be a slave. I refuse.

  A tiny number four grazed his elbow, sending a shock through his entire body.

  This is a memory, nothing more. My mind is reconstructing the plasma conduit. None of this is real.

  But the shocks felt real. Once the tiny fours realized that he was there, they gathered like a shoal of malignant
fish, herding Artemis back to the safety of his office.

  He fell backward to the floor, panting.

  I need to try again, he thought.

  But not yet. The fours seemed to watch him, matching his movements.

  Five, thought Artemis. I need five to stay alive. I will try again soon. Soon.

  Artemis felt a weight settle on his chest that seemed too heavy to be just his imagination.

  I will try soon. Hold on, my friends.

  The Deeps, Atlantis; Now

  Prisoner 42 checked the LEP’s official site and was amused to see that he was no longer on the Top Ten Most Dangerous list.

  They forget what I have done, he thought with some satisfaction. Which is exactly as I planned.

  Turnball sent a quick V-mail to Leonor, one of the dozen he sent daily.

  Prepare yourself for travel, darling. I shall be with you soon.

  He waited breathlessly for the reply, and it soon came. A single word.

  Hurry.

  Turnball was cheered by the prompt response: even after all these years they hung on each other’s words. But he was a little worried too. Lately, all of Leonor’s messages had been brief, often no more than a phrase. He did not believe that his darling wife was not inclined to write more—he believed that she grew too weak, the effort was too painful.

  Turnball sent a second mail to Ark Sool, an LEP turncoat he had recently employed to make sure his wife and affairs were well looked after.

  Leonor grows weaker without my fairy magic beside her, Mr. Sool. Take special care.

  Turnball grew suddenly impatient.

  Mere hours separate us, my dear. Hold on for me.

  The authorities were mistaken, of course. Turnball Root was extremely dangerous. They had forgotten he was the elf who had stolen millions from the LEP’s own weapons budget. The elf who had almost managed to destroy half of Haven City just to get rid of a competitor.

  I would have done it too, he thought for the thousandth time. If not for my holier-than-thou little brother.

  He banished this thought. Thinking about Julius would just get his vitals up, and the jailers might notice.

  I should give myself a little treat, he thought, sitting down at his terminal. It could be the last one before I go. Vishby will come for me soon, and then the LEP will realize their mistake. Too late, of course.