Born Free

by Laura Hird

  To

  Everyone who buys this

  and

  everyone who bought the last one

  Cheers!

  Contents

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Epigraph

  Chapter One: JONI

  Chapter Two: VIC

  Chapter Three: JAKE

  Chapter Four: ANGIE

  Chapter Five: JONI

  Chapter Six: VIC

  Chapter Seven: JAKE

  Chapter Eight: ANGIE

  Chapter Nine: JONI

  Chapter Ten: VIC

  Chapter Eleven: JAKE

  Chapter Twelve: ANGIE

  Chapter Thirteen: JONI

  Chapter Fourteen: VIC

  Chapter Fifteen: JAKE

  Chapter Sixteen: ANGIE

  Chapter Seventeen: JONI

  Chapter Eighteen: VIC

  Chapter Nineteen: JAKE

  Chapter Twenty: ANGIE

  Chapter Twenty-One: JONI

  Chapter Twenty-Two: VIC

  Chapter Twenty-Three: JAKE

  Chapter Twenty-Four: ANGIE

  Chapter Twenty-Five: JONI

  Chapter Twenty-Six: VIC

  Chapter Twenty-Seven: JAKE

  Chapter Twenty-Eight: ANGIE

  Chapter Twenty-Nine: JONI

  Chapter Thirty: VIC

  Chapter Thirty-One: JAKE

  Chapter Thirty-Two: ANGIE

  Chapter Thirty-Three: JONI

  Chapter Thirty-Four: VIC

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Praise for Born Free

  Copyright

  When love becomes a command,

  hatred can become a pleasure.

  Written by Charles Bukowski from

  Notes of a Dirty Old Man

  … I used to do the I-Ching, but then I had to feed the meter. Now I can’t see into the future, but at least I can use the heater.

  Lyrics by Jarvis Cocker from

  ‘Glory Days’ (This is Hardcore)

  Chapter One

  JONI

  ‘CHRIST, WHAT’S SHE doing there? Why’s she no at work?’

  Crouching on my seat, I keek out the window as a mysterious silver Astra disappears up Lothian Road with my mother.

  ‘Looked like a guy she was with. D’you think he’s her lurver?’ purrs Rosie.

  ‘Fuck off! Blind men cannae drive.’

  Joy-riding – maybe. Affair – no danger. Why am I wasting my time thinking about that old cow anyway? A wee lassie in a tartan dress falls flat on her face as a fat wifie in leggings yanks her across Princes Street. Rosie sees it too. We laugh so much I end up peeing myself a wee bit. By the time I’ve got it under control, and feel safe to stand up, it’s time to get off. Relieving myself in Pizzaland’s bogs, we go to work.

  My target today is British Home Stores. They sell really shitey, old-fashioned clothes, but I get a buzz dodging the security cameras. Besides, it’s not bad for plain tops and t-shirts. As Rosie can’t bear the thought of anyone seeing her somewhere so crap, we arrange to meet outside Bookworld in ten minutes.

  Pouting at the greasy-faced slob of a security guard, I make a beeline for the back of the shop and grab two lime-green long-sleeved v-necks. Sticking one inside the other, I deposit the extra hanger on the nearest rail. Then I spot these fab leather waistcoats but the bastards’ve chained them together like black slaves. Too bulky anyway, I suppose. Making do with three skimpy Lycra tops, I stick them under the v-necks then hit the changing rooms. Only declaring one item, I pull the security tags off the hidden ones, layer them under my jumper and hand back the one on the hanger. The chip-pan-pussed guard flashes me a gappy smile as I saunter back out to meet Rosie. The deep pockets of her jacket are stuffed with horoscope books she’s going to sell for 50 pence each at school. Rosie’s more organised than me, see. She steals to order.

  As we cross over to the benches, I lift up my jumper and show off my booty, layer by layer.

  ‘You’re no seriously gonna wear stuff from there, are you? Go to Gap or Next. You never get anything decent.’

  ‘Communal changing rooms,’ I remind her. ‘Anyway, the stuff ’s easier to get over there. Nobody wants it anyway.’

  Bored by my reasoning, she goes to stand at the bus stop.

  ‘D’you want to just come back to mines? Mum’s working. There’s loadsa Kit-Kats.’

  I’m sold on the idea by that fact alone, then she adds,

  ‘… John left a video the other night. It’s absolutely gross.’

  You beauty! I practically leap onto the next bus. John, Rosie’s uncle, is a major spunk bucket. They’re always watching porn together. He’s quite old, maybe thirtyish, but flirts like mad with me, y’know, says really filthy stuff, then looks all innocent. I never get to go round when they’re watching videos, but I’d really love to. Not with Rosie, though, just me and him. Even thinking about it gives me hot bum flushes.

  When we get along to Shandwick Place it’s complete chaos. Loads of sirens, ambulance and police lights flashing all over the place. Everyone on the bus is straining to see what’s going on. Rosie and me run down the front for a better look. There’s so many people crowding round whatever’s happened, though, I can’t make anything out. Rosie’s doing contortions against the window.

  ‘She’s dead. She’s fuckin dead,’ she squeals, vacating her prime viewing spot for me and some other nosy folk who are now queuing up for a look. There’s a woman lying face-down on the road. The ambulance men seem too scared to touch her. As our bus slowly moves past the scene, I see a car about 15 feet up the road with the windscreen smashed out.

  ‘How’d she get that far? She’s gone miles,’ I shout, as the nebby passengers rush up the back for a final look. Sick bastards.

  ‘She was definitely dead, eh? See her brains on the road?’

  She’s winding me up.

  ‘You’re joking. I saw a wee bit blood. Where were her brains?’

  ‘How could you miss them? They were all sticking out the back of her head.’

  I think about a head caved open and brains hanging out. I think about this sort of thing a lot, especially when I’m talking to Mum. I used to want to go to medical school so I could see them do a post-mortem. They make you go to one in your first year, everyone faints supposedly. Mum really wants me to go into further education though, so I’m going to get a job in Burger King instead, to spite her.

  When we get to the next stop, there’s a lot of yelling downstairs, then Twiggy, Daniel and Kes from Art appear and launch themselves beside us.

  ‘Did you see the deid wifie? We got off the bus to get a better look. Her brains were everywhere.’

  ‘I seen them, I seen them,’ screams Rosie.

  I can’t believe there really were brains and I missed them. Daniel starts going on about a time he saw a man who’d jumped out a third-floor window in Raeburn Place. ‘When the polis picked him up, his body just crumpled, like he was a big towel or summat. The blood was aw running in the gutter.’

  This isn’t fair. I never get to see things like that. I saw my granny dead when I was a wee baby but I can’t remember anything about it. She just had a heart attack though, so she probably didn’t look much different.

  There’s this strange, sweet smell and I realise one of them has lit a joint. I see Kes take a few tokes then hand it to Daniel. Fuck, everyone must be able to smell it.

  ‘We’re going along the graveyard if you fancy,’ Daniel smiles, handing it to me. I quite like him. I don’t usually go for guys that young, but he’s got big Liam eyebrows and thick dark hair and he looks like he’d have really dark, hairy pubes as well, know, like Robbie Williams.<
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  We all get off at the garage and walk down to the cemetery. As we follow them up to the crypt that gets used as a speakeasy by the drinkers at our school, Rosie and me get the giggles. There’s two older guys already there, smoking dope with tins of Irn Bru and plastic sandwich boxes in front of them. They look like painter-decorators. When they see us, the one with the spliff holds it behind him. Kes is spitting as we walk past.

  ‘That’s not on. That’s our place. Cunts like that can go to a pub, y’know?’

  The two guys snigger as we trudge up to the far corner and sit on the grass. It’s slightly damp but my bum’s sweating so much it doesn’t really make much difference. Several joints and a bottle of White Lightning are passed round. Rosie starts pulling horoscope books out of her pockets, chucking them at us according to our star signs. Daniel’s an Aries, same as me. Supposedly we’re very compatible, as long as I can satisfy his voracious appetite for physical love and not get too jealous.

  Something tickles my hand and makes me jump. Holding it up, I watch an ant tramping in between my fingers. We all start gawping at it, open-mouthed, without saying anything. I’m starting to feel really dry, like I’ve been eating flour, so I ask Daniel for the bottle. Rosie looks shocked, probably because you never usually get a peep out of me in a group. Aw, but the cider’s really wonderful. It makes my chest tingle as well, makes me feel all warm and woozy. Lovely.

  I watch lovely Daniel rolling another joint. Kes is talking about his dad’s new car, really loudly to Twiggy. Twiggy is really into cars, and men who have cars. I’m not sure if she uses the men to get to the cars, or just goes on about cars to impress men. They call her Twiggy cause all her hair fell out when her mum was having chemotherapy. It was like it came out in sympathy. Still, it’s no excuse for being boring.

  I’m not even listening. Rosie looks like she’s about to fall asleep. Staring at Daniel, I fantasise about him taking me behind that tree and doing it to me. He has long fingers and a long nose, sort of foreign-looking, and you know what they say about that. When he’s not talking, he bites his lip, or pokes his tongue in the corner of his mouth, sort of like he’d maybe like to be biting and poking somewhere else. I have to remind myself that he’s only a year or two older than me. Guys are really immature till they get into their twenties. When I finally get a boyfriend, I want him to be much older than me. Someone that really knows what he’s doing and has grown out of slagging girls.

  He hands me a joint, to spark up. Did he notice me staring? I’m getting a beamer.

  ‘You did that optical illusion screenprint at Art, eh? The black and white one?’

  God, he’s noticed something of mine, amazing.

  ‘Ocht, it was rubbish,’ I blush, taking a sook of the joint, then handing it back right away as I’m feeling a bit dizzy.

  ‘No, honestly. You should go to college. It was like something out a book, that.’

  ‘Ta.’

  It was out a book but I’m not telling him that. Some old hippie album cover book Dad has. Nobody else’ll have ever seen it. Rosie’s sitting watching us both with a funny smile on her face. Does she know something I don’t? Daniel grins at Kes to pass me the cider. What’s going on here? Everyone seems to be smiling now, in on something. Then suddenly they’re all talking amongst themselves. Rosie leans over to me.

  ‘What’s the story with monkey boy? I think he fancies you. Sorry, he definitely fancies you. You like him?’

  I can hardly speak for grinning so much. I’m sweating like fuck under the four tops. Not just my bum now, all of me.

  ‘Really, you really think so? He’s really nice,’ I whisper, leaning close, so he won’t hear.

  Kes takes a long slug of the cider, then does an enormous belch.

  ‘Someone go an see if they two cunts have fucked off yet, eh?’

  Leaping to his feet, Daniel grabs the cider and offers me his hand.

  ‘Want to chum me? You can be my messenger.’

  I can’t believe my luck. Rosie’s giggling, gesturing me to go with him. They all start roaring and whistling as I stumble to my feet.

  As soon as we’re out of view though, I tense up and can’t think of a single thing to say. I dredge my brain for one tiny sentence that might break the silence but there’s just a jumble of words up there and a vision of him grabbing me and necking me.

  He seems kind of nervous as well. He’s sort of hunched up with his hands in his pockets, walking very quickly. We arrive back at the now-deserted crypt without having said a word to each other. He gives me the thumbs-up.

  ‘Right then, go get them. I’ll see you in a mo.’

  I hesitate for a moment, hoping he’s joking and that grabbing and necking are still a possibility. But he turns away from me, unzips and begins peeing against a gravestone. I start running back towards the others, as the sight of him peeing just makes it worse. Even if I pass a complete stranger having a pee in the street it really turns me on. What a pig. He was definitely making out like he fancied me in front of them all. They’ll all ask about it when I get back. What a bastard. I fucking hate young guys.

  Chapter Two

  VIC

  I’VE BEEN SITTING in traffic since seven this morning. There’s a nagging pain in my right shoulder, well, it started off just my shoulder but is now working its way down my arm. Is it your right arm hurts if you’re going to have a heart attack? Jesus, I just want home.

  Old Sandy’s nattering away to me as he drives. I don’t talk while I’m driving myself and it makes me twitchy when other drivers do it. How old is he anyway? Surely way past retirement age. Didn’t he start off on the trams?

  ‘Seen these new mirrors? I cracked mine, first day,’ he brags as the bus runs a red light onto Morrison Street, right past the cop shop. Old Sandy likes to live on the edge. I almost get off when he stops at the end of Dalry, I just get this bad feeling, but I brave it out and he keeps on talking.

  ‘… thing is, I radio in to tell them and they say it’s the sixth one smashed that day. They don’t move, see,’ he continues, one hand on the wheel, the other trying to move a mirror he’s just told me doesn’t move. By the time we get to my stop at White Park, chills of sweat are running down the back of my neck.

  I pop into the grocer’s for fags, the Evening News, my son’s PC mag and a packet of Toffos.

  ‘And where is your beautiful daughter today?’ Asif inquires, as I hand over the money and try to get into my sweetie packet.

  ‘D’you want her? Two hundred Silk Cut and a bottle of Tia Maria and she’s yours.’

  ‘For how long?’ he grins, raising his eyebrows.

  ‘Throw in a box of Toffos and you can keep her.’

  As I walk along towards the flat, I count the ‘To Let’ signs on the shops as I sook on my toffee. I look into passing cars in the hope that the wife’s sister will go past and see me. It’s often common knowledge before I get home that I’ve been committing the ultimate sin of chewing a sweetie in the street. She phones and reports it to Angie, she thinks it’s so uncouth. Maybe I should let her see me with a kebab. She might disown us. Mind you, we’ve not heard from her twisted sister since they fell out two Christmases ago. Old habits die hard.

  I savour the brief 15 minutes I generally have in the flat at night before everyone comes trundling in, make a coffee, smoke three fags in quick succession, get the fire on, promise myself I’ll take the dog out, take off my stiff, sandpapery working trousers and put on my Stilton-crotched cords and smelly, holey jumper. Angie keeps trying to sew it for me, or worse, wash them both. For God’s sake, they smell of me, that’s the whole point. I complete my domestic outfit with the gorilla-feet slippers my daughter Jo got me last Christmas. They’re brilliant. I love them. I think they’re a hoot.

  There’s a loud thud from up the hall. This doesn’t alarm me as the walls in here are so flimsy; things have been falling off with great regularity since we moved in. Nonetheless, I go to investigate what’s broken now. Our bedroom se
ems all right, apart from the usual stink of pongy tights and dampness. Next door I find my daughter lying in bed. She shields her eyes when I put the light on.

  ‘Switch it off, switch it off for God’s sake.’

  What’s she on about, it’s daylight anyway? However, I do as I’m told, as presently any reaction other than total submission towards Joni seems to antagonise her. I think I smell drink but she’ll probably attack me if I mention it.

  ‘What’s wrong? You OK? Want an aspirin or something? Is it women’s things?’

  She pulls the cover up over her face and shrieks, ‘Pervert! You’re disgusting.’

  How can a lassie of 15 be so wounding? I put up with it, like I always do. Being an only child myself, this is my first experience with female puberty, close up. I’m not sure if she is actually psychotic, or if they’re all like this. I get a shooting pain in my chest, which I assume is heart-ache, and need to take a Rennie’s. I leave Joni to her hormones.

  Going through to get the kettle on for her coming home, I stick on the radio for the 5.30 news. Madness’s ‘Embarrassment’ is playing and I think they’re singing about me. When it finishes, the DJ announces it’s from 1980. Jesus, it cannae be nearly 20 years. Surely he’s got it wrong. It can’t be 19 years. The whole thing makes me queasy. I feel absolutely ancient and churny and have to take another Rennie’s.

  The front door goes and I’m joined in the kitchen by my son, Jake, who proceeds to make a cheese sandwich, seemingly oblivious to my presence. I ruffle his hair. He looks at me with pity.

  ‘I’ve borrowed Resident Evil 2 off Jason. I’ll be too into it by tea-time to stop,’ he says, offering the sandwich for clarification.

  ‘What happened to Fifa 96? I thought it was the be-all and end-all.’

  ‘Phh,’ he splurts, cheese everywhere. ‘That’s crap. Fifa 98, that’s what I want now. You can see their faces and everything.’