To Leave with the Reindeer

by Olivia Rosenthal

  In my butcher’s shop, I’ve no beef with anyone. Select my cow. Bring it out. Chop it up. Give it to the customer. The customer comes back and tells me how tasty it was. And my passion is for live purchase. I buy the cow still on its feet, and then the pleasure of choosing an excellent product, I get to set that out on display just as it was in the field, that’s what I enjoy most in my job.

  You’re not unhappy to find out and the information even has the benefit of reassuring you. There is as much satisfaction in recognising death in the living as in seeing life in the dead.

  No one likes the killers at the abattoir, people think it’s nasty work, especially when they’re allocated the dirty zone. When I see the young kids who come here, sometimes they stay half a day then turn round and go home, it’s physical labour, to kill you need to be a man.

  You’re not unhappy to discover this and, what’s more, the information cheers you up. At the abattoir, it isn’t women who deal in death, it’s the men.

  Meat from heifers is younger, so it’s tenderer. When the cows have a calf, they get thinner along the back, they lose muscle mass, everything that goes into the rib-eye and the sirloin is thinner, less juicy. They’ll be eaten just the same except if we’re being fussy about yield and quality, we’re better off with animals that haven’t calved.

  You’re not unhappy to learn it and the information even has the power to make you smile. Animals that haven’t calved taste better than the rest.

  I choose three-and-a-half-year-old cows, otherwise they’re not mature enough, not sufficiently grown-up. And I only buy females, I don’t go for the males because the meat tends to be tougher. The females are more tender, fattier and better shaped, their finest cuts are bigger.

  You’re not unhappy to learn it and the information even has the power to delight you. Females taste better than males.

  There are cuts that we sell fresh and others which must first be hung. The outer cuts lose their colour very quickly, the sirloin, the shank have to be sold within six days, otherwise they dry out. Whereas the rib and the roasting joint can be kept almost three weeks. Except if you cut into the meat to take a slice, then you have to sell it quickly otherwise it’ll go off. As long as you keep it in its fat and with the nerves intact, the meat will mature, but you have to keep an eye on it because there’s a point when it starts to turn and a point when it’s rotting.

  You’re not unhappy to learn this and the information even has the power to comfort you. There’s a big difference between maturity and going rotten.

  My own approach, well, it’s just the way I like to do it, I’m not saying it’s the best way. But what I like is animals brought up almost exclusively on grass. I avoid animals brought up on pellets in their stalls, I don’t go for that. The one I’ll kill for Christmas, the farmer’s keeping her for me, she’s a real beauty, I’ll take you to see her.

  He’s going to take you to see her. He’s going to show you the animal he’ll be killing for Christmas.

  For good local veal, your calf absolutely can’t have been running around with its mother in the fields otherwise it’ll have been drinking milk and eating grass. If you’re after white meat, not red, the calf has to get a little anaemic, it has to stay indoors and have no opportunity to ruminate.

  You’re not unhappy to learn it and the information even has the power to astonish you. Good meat doesn’t necessarily come from an animal running freely in the fields and living in constant contact with its mother. You are losing a little of your naïvety.

  The van comes twice a week and brings them to me quartered, otherwise I’d never be able to carry them inside. I take them to the abattoir on Mondays, they’re back with me by the Thursday. Once they’re in the fridge, I can sell the tongue, the tail, the outer meat right away, I have to wait for the rest, I’ve to wait five days before getting to that. It has to settle.

  You’re not unhappy to learn it and the information even has the power to encourage you. To be edible, you have to be relaxed.

  In the twenty years I’ve been doing this job, it’s only happened once that a client has said I’m not coming next week because it’s my cow you have there and I won’t eat that meat. Usually the farmers who buy their meat from me love to see their own cow in my window, they’re especially happy about it that week and they buy more to keep in the freezer.

  You’re not unhappy to learn this and the information even has the power to strengthen you. We eat with greater pleasure and better appetite the creatures that we love.

  Your encounter with the butcher changes your ideas about fairy tales and cannibalism. You think again of the animal corpses that you never held in your hands, of the young man hanged in his bedroom, of those you didn’t know how to love. You unlock your doors, you open your gates, you weep less over Cat People and more over your own memories. You are awakening.

  You choose to return to your own body and set up your home there. You choose to betray your mother so as not to betray yourself. You are awakening.

  You allow images of the past to forge paths into your mind. You let emotion overtake you. You no longer need to be recognised and admired and well-adapted and assimilated and integrated. You are betraying society without a single backward glance. You are awakening.

  You think again of all those films that you saw with your mother, and of the way you’ll watch them again now, of those you’ve seen since, of the connections you’ll now maintain with sex, violence and death, of your education in pleasure, in anger, in sadness and in tears, of necessary separations and what they leave behind. You’re no longer afraid, you’re no longer ashamed, you no longer belong to your mother, nor to your husband, you are living your wild life while still being civilised, you speak, you shiver, you sniff, you lick, you bite, you stroke, you eat meat, you listen to butchers, you’re not disgusted, you’re not nauseated, you laugh, you criticise, you sympathise, you love, you stay aware, you’re neither protected nor disarmed, nor imprinted, you don’t mourn your childhood, the golden age, the very beginning, the so-called innocence, you don’t stand against the rest of the world, silence is not your weapon of choice, you accept the idea that reindeer are transported in refrigerated lorries, you don’t believe in Father Christmas, you don’t follow the sledge, age has set you free.

  ‌

  My most heartfelt thanks go first to David Moinard and to Stéphane Thidet who, in 2009, asked me to write a text for Estuaire, an intervention organised by the Lieu Unique arts centre in Nantes, which text formed the basis for this book.

  Thanks too to Catherine Tambrun, Francky Lestrade, Gérard Dousseau, Georges Chapouthier, François Lachapelle, Annette, Francis, Patrick and Marie-Line Pesquidoux, Georges Jarry, Fabrice Requier, Rudy Wierdlarski, Dominique Parot-Lafon, Catherine Remy, Fabien Jobard, Philippe Bretelle, Laurent Larivière, Béatrice Mousli-Bennett, Yves Pagès and Nicole Combezou, without whom this book could never have happened.

  ‌

  Dear readers,

  As well as relying on bookshop sales, And Other Stories relies on subscriptions from people like you for many of our books, whose stories other publishers often consider too risky to take on.

  Our subscribers don’t just make the books physically happen. They also help us approach booksellers, because we can demonstrate that our books already have readers and fans. And they give us the security to publish in line with our values, which are collaborative, imaginative and ‘shamelessly literary’.

  All of our subscribers:

  receive a first-edition copy of each of the books they subscribe to

  are thanked by name at the end of our subscriber-supported books

  receive little extras from us by way of thank you, for example: postcards created by our authors

  Become a subscriber, or give a subscription to a friend

  Visit andotherstories.org/subscriptions to help make our books happen. You can subscribe to books we’re in the process of making. To purchase books we have already published, we urge you to suppo
rt your local or favourite bookshop and order directly from them – the often unsung heroes of publishing.

  Other Ways to Get Involved

  If you’d like to know about upcoming events and reading groups (our foreign-language reading groups help us choose books to publish, for example) you can:

  join our mailing list at: andotherstories.org

  follow us on Twitter: @andothertweets

  join us on Facebook: facebook.com/AndOtherStoriesBooks

  admire our books on Instagram: @andotherpics

  follow our blog: andotherstories.org/ampersand

  ‌

  This book was made possible thanks to the support of:

  Aaron McEnery · Aaron Schneider · Abby Shackelford · Abigail Charlesworth · Adam Bowman · Adam Lenson · Adelle Stripe · Aileen-Elizabeth Taylor · Ailsa Peate · Aisling Reina · Ajay Sharma · Alan McMonagle · Alan Simpson · Alasdair Hutchison · Alastair Gillespie · Alastair Laing · Alex Fleming · Alex Hancock · Alex Ramsey · Alexander Bunin · Alexandra Citron · Alexandra de Verseg-Roesch · Alexandra Stewart · Alexandra Stewart · Alfred Birnbaum · Ali Casey · Ali Conway · Ali Smith · Alice Clarke · Alicia Bishop · Alison Lock · Alison Riley · Alison Winston · Alistair McNeil · Aliya Rashid · Alyse Ceirante · Alyssa Tauber · Amado Floresca · Amanda · Amanda Silvester · Amber Da · Amelia Ashton · Amelia Dowe · Amine Hamadache · Amitav Hajra · Amy Benson · Amy Bojang · Ana Savitzky · Anastasia Carver · Andrea Reece · Andrew Kerr-Jarrett · Andrew Marston · Andrew McCallum · Andrew Rego · Andrew Wilkinson · Aneesa Higgins · Angela Everitt · Angharad Jones · Ann Moore · Ann Sheasby · Anna Glendenning · Anna Milsom · Anna Pigott · Anna-Maria Aurich · Anne Carus · Anne Frost · Anne Goldsmith · Anne Guest · Anne Ryden · Anne Stokes · Anne-Marie Renshaw · Anneliese O’Malley · Annie McDermott · Anonymous · Anonymous · Anthony Quinn · Antonia Lloyd-Jones · Antonio de Swift · Antony Pearce · Aoife Boyd · Archie Davies · Arne Van Petegem · Asako Serizawa · Asher Norris · Audrey Mash · Avril Marren · Barbara Mellor · Barbara Wheatley · Barry John Fletcher · Ben Schofield · Ben Thornton · Ben Walter · Benjamin Judge · Bettina Rogerson · Beverly Jackson · Bianca Jackson · Bianca Winter · Bill Fletcher · Brandon Knibbs · Brendan McIntyre · Briallen Hopper · Brian Anderson · Brian Byrne · Bridget Gill · Bridget McGeechan · Brigita Ptackova · Burkhard Fehsenfeld · Caitlin Halpern · Caitlin Liebenberg · Caitriona Lally · Callie Steven · Cameron Lindo · Caren Harple · Carl Emery · Carla Carpenter · Carlos Gonzalez · Carol Christie · Carol McKay · Carolina Pineiro · Caroline Bennett · Caroline Haufe · Caroline Lodge · Caroline Mager · Caroline Maldonado · Caroline Picard · Caroline Smith · Caroline Waight · Caroline West · Carolyn Johnson · Cassidy Hughes · Catharine Braithwaite · Catharine Mee · Catherine Bailey · Catherine Lambert · Catherine Rodden · Catherine Thomas · Cathy Czauderna · Catie Kosinski · Catriona Gibbs · Cecilia Rossi · Cecilia Uribe · Cecily Maude · Chantal Wright · Charles Fernyhough · Charles Raby · Charles Wolfe · Charles Dee Mitchell · Charlotte Briggs · Charlotte Holtam · Charlotte Murrie & Stephen Charles · Charlotte Ryland · Charlotte Whittle · Chia Foon Yeow · China Miéville · Chris Gostick · Chris Gribble · Chris Lintott · Chris Maguire · Chris McCann · Chris Stevenson · Chris Young · Chris & Kathleen Repper-Day · Christian Kopf · Christine Bartels · Christine Dyer · Christine Phillips · Christopher Allen · Christopher Stout · Christopher Whiffin · Ciara Ní Riain · Claire Ashman · Claire Malcolm · Claire Riley · Claire Tristram · Claire Williams · Clare Archibald · Clari Marrow · Clarice Borges · Claudia Nannini · Claudio Scotti · Cliona Quigley · Clive Bellingham · Colin Denyer · Colin Matthews · Courtney Lilly · Cyrus Massoudi · Dag Bennett · Dale Wisely · Dan Raphael · Daniel Arnold · Daniel Coxon · Daniel Gallimore · Daniel Gillespie · Daniel Hahn · Daniel Sweeney · Daniel Venn · Daniel Wood · Daniela Steierberg · Darcy Hurford · Darina Brejtrova · Darius Cuplinskas · Dave Lander · Davi Rocha · David Anderson · David Hebblethwaite · David Higgins · David Irvine · David Johnson-Davies · David Mantero · David McIntyre · David Miller · David Shriver · David Smith · David Steege · David Travis · David F Long · Dean Taucher · Debbie Pinfold · Declan Gardner · Declan O’Driscoll · Deirdre Nic Mhathuna · Delaina Haslam · Denis Larose · Denis Stillewagt & Anca Fronescu · Diana Cragg · Diana Digges · Dominic Nolan · Dominick Santa Cattarina · Duncan Clubb · Duncan Marks · Dylan Tripp · E Rodgers · Eamon Flack · Ed Burness · Ed Owles · Ed Tronick · Eimear McNamara · Ekaterina Beliakova · Eleanor Dawson · Eleanor Maier · Elena Tincu-Straton · Elie Howe · Elina Zicmane · Elisabeth Cook · Eliza O’Toole · Elizabeth Cochrane · Elizabeth Draper · Elizabeth Franz · Elizabeth Leach · Elizabeth Soydas · Ellen Wilkinson · Ellie Goddard · Elliot Marcus · Elvira Kreston-Brody · Emily Bromfield · Emily Taylor · Emily Williams · Emily Yaewon Lee & Gregory Limpens · Emily Webber · Emma Bielecki · Emma Knock · Emma Musty · Emma Page · Emma Parker · Emma Perry · Emma Post · Emma Reynolds · Emma Teale · Emma Turesson · Emma Louise Grove · Erin Cameron Allen · Erin Louttit · Ewan Tant · F Gary Knapp · Fatima Kried · Fawzia Kane · Filiz Emre-Cooke · Finbarr Farragher · Fiona Davis · Fiona Liddle · Fiona Quinn · Florence Reynolds · Florian Duijsens · Fran Sanderson · Frances de Pontes Peebles · Francis Mathias · Frank van Orsouw · Friederike Knabe · Gabriel Vogt · Gabriela Lucia Garza de Linde · Gabrielle Crockatt · Garan Holcombe · Gary Gorton · Gavin Collins · Gavin Smith · Gawain Espley · Genaro Palomo Jr · Geoff Fisher · Geoff Thrower · Geoffrey Cohen · Geoffrey Urland · George Christie · George Hawthorne · George McCaig · George Stanbury · George Wilkinson · Georgia Panteli · Geraldine Brodie · German Cortez-Hernandez · Gerry Craddock · Gill Adey · Gill Boag-Munroe · Gill Osborne · Gillian Grant · Gillian Spencer · Glen Bornais · Gordon Cameron · Graham Fulcher · Graham R Foster · Gregory Ford · Guy Haslam · Gwyn Lewis · Hadil Balzan · Hamish Russell · Hank Pryor · Hannah Dougherty · Hannah Harford-Wright · Hannah Procter · Hannah Jane Lownsbrough · Hans Lazda · Harriet Stiles · Heather Tipon · Helen Brady · Helen Collins · Helen Coombes · Helen Waland · Helen Wormald · Henrike Laehnemann · Henry Patino · Hilary McGrath · Holly Pester · Howard Robinson · Hugh Gilmore · Hyoung-Won Park · Ian Barnett · Ian Buchan · Ian McMillan · Ian Mond · Ian Randall · Ifer Moore · Ilana Doran · Ines Fernandes · Ingrid Olsen · Irene Mansfield · Irina Tzanova · Isabella Livorni · Isabella Weibrecht · Isobel Dixon · J Collins · Jacinta Perez Gavilan Torres · Jack Brown · Jack Fisher · Jacqueline Haskell · Jacqueline Lademann · Jacqueline Ting Lin · Jacqueline Vint · Jadie Lee · Jake Nicholls · James Attlee · James Beck · James Crossley · James Cubbon · James Lehmann · James Lesniak · James Portlock · James Purdon · James Scudamore · James Tierney · James Ward · Jamie Cox · Jamie Mollart · Jamie Walsh · Jane Fairweather · Jane Roberts · Jane Roberts · Jane Woollard · Janet Gilmore · Janette Ryan · Janne Støen · Jasmine Gideon · Jayne Watson · JC Blake · Jeannie Stirrup · Jeff Collins · Jeffrey Davies · Jenifer Logie · Jennifer Arnold · Jennifer Bernstein · Jennifer Calleja · Jennifer Harvey · Jennifer Humbert · Jennifer M Lee · Jenny Booth · Jenny Huth · Jenny Newton · Jeremy Koenig · Jeremy Trombley · Jes Fernie · Jess Howard-Armitage · Jesse Berrett · Jesse Coleman · Jessica Kibler · Jessica Laine · Jessica Loveland · Jessica Martin · Jethro Soutar · Jim Boucherat · Jo Harding · Jo Lateu · Joanna Flower · Joanna Luloff · Joanne Marlow · Joao Pedro Bragatti Winckler · JoDee Brandon · Jodie Adams · Jodie Martire · Joelle Young · Johanna Eliasson · Johannes Menzel · Johannes Georg Zipp · John Berube · John Bogg · John Conway · John Coyne · John Down · John Gent · John Hodgson · John Kelly · John Royley · John Shaw · John Steigerwald · John Winkelman · John Wyatt · Jon Riches · Jon Talbot · Jonathan Blaney · Jonathan Huston · Jonathan Kiehlmann · Jonathan Ruppin · Jonathan Watkiss · Jorge Cino · Jorid Martinsen · Joseph Cooney · Joseph Hiller · Joseph Schreiber · Joshua Davis · Joy Paul · Jude Shapiro · Julia Peters · Julia Rochester · Julia Sutton-Matto
cks · Julia Ellis Burnet · Julie Greenwalt · Juliet Swann · Justine Sless · K Elkes · Kaarina Hollo · Kapka Kassabova · Karen Faarbaek de Andrade Lima · Karen Waloschek · Kasim Husain · Kasper Haakansson · Kasper Hartmann · Kate Attwooll · Kate Gardner · Kate McCaughley · Kate Morgan · Katharina Liehr · Katharine Freeman · Katharine Robbins · Katherine El-Salahi · Katherine Gray · Katherine Mackinnon · Katherine Skala · Katherine Sotejeff-Wilson · Kathryn Cave · Kathryn Edwards · Kathryn Williams · Katie Brown · Katie Lewin · Katrina Thomas · Keith Fenton · Keith Walker · Kenneth Blythe · Kenneth Michaels · Kent McKernan · Kevin Maxwell · Khairunnisa Ibrahim · Kieron James · Kim Armstrong · Kim Smith · Kirsten Hey · Kirsty Doole · KL Ee · Klara Rešetič · Kris Ann Trimis · Kristin Djuve · Kristina Rudinskas · Krystine Phelps · Kylé Pienaar · Lana Selby · Lander Hawes · Lara Vergnaud · Larraine Gooch · Laura Batatota · Laura Brown · Laura Lea · Laurence Laluyaux · Laurie Sheck & Jim Peck · Lee Harbour · Leeanne Parker · Leigh Aitken · Leon Frey & Natalie Winwood · Leonie Schwab · Leonie Smith · Lesley Lawn · Lesley Naylor · Leslie Wines · Liam Elward · Liliana Lobato · Lindsay Brammer · Lindsey Stuart · Lindy van Rooyen · Line Langebek Knudsen · Linette Arthurton Bruno · Lisa Dillman · Liz Clifford · Liz Ketch · Liz Wilding · Lola Boorman · Lorna Bleach · Lottie Smith · Louise Foster · Louise Smith · Luc Verstraete · Lucia Rotheray · Lucia Whitney · Lucy Goy · Lucy Hariades · Lucy Moffatt · Luke Healey · Luke Williamson · Lula Belle · Lynn Martin · Lynne Bryan · Lysann Church · M Manfre · Mads Pihl Rasmussen · Maeve Lambe · Maggie Humm · Maggie Livesey · Maggie Redway · Mahan L Ellison & K Ashley Dickson · Malgorzata Rokicka · Margaret Briggs · Margaret Jull Costa · Maria Ahnhem Farrar · Marie Bagley · Marie Cloutier · Marie Donnelly · Marike Dokter · Marina Castledine · Marina Jones · Mario Cianci · Mario Sifuentez · Mark Dawson · Mark Sargent · Mark Sztyber · Mark Waters · Mark Whitelaw · Marlene Adkins · Martha Nicholson · Martha Stevns · Martin Brown · Martin Price · Martin Vosyka · Martin Whelton · Mary Carozza · Mary Heiss · Mary Nash · Mary Wang · Mary Ellen Nagle · Marzia Rahman · Mathieu Trudeau · Matt Davies · Matt Greene · Matt O’Connor · Matthew Adamson · Matthew Armstrong · Matthew Banash · Matthew Black · Matthew Francis · Matthew Geden · Matthew Gill · Matthew Hiscock · Matthew Lowe · Matthew Thomas · Matthew Warshauer · Matthew Woodman · Matty Ross · Maureen Karman · Maureen Pritchard · Max Cairnduff · Max Garrone · Max Longman · Meaghan Delahunt · Megan Muneeb · Megan Wittling · Melissa Apfelbaum · Melissa Apfelbaum · Melissa Beck · Melissa Quignon-Finch · Melynda Nuss · Meredith Jones · Meryl Wingfield · Michael Aguilar · Michael Bichko · Michael Gavin · Michael Kuhn · Michael Mc Caughley · Michael Moran · Michael Schneiderman · Michael Ward · Michael James Eastwood · Michelle Falkoff · Michelle Lotherington · Michelle Roberts · Mike Bittner · Mike Turner · Milla Rautio · Milo Waterfield · Miranda Gold · Miriam McBride · Moray Teale · Morgan Bruce · Morgan Lyons · MP Boardman · Myles Nolan · N Tsolak · Namita Chakrabarty · Nan Craig · Nancy Cooley · Nancy Oakes · Naomi Kruger · Natalie Steer · Nathalie Atkinson · Nathan Dorr · Ned Vaught · Neferti Tadiar · Neil George · Nicholas Brown · Nick Chapman · Nick Flegel · Nick James · Nick Nelson & Rachel Eley · Nick Rombes · Nick Sidwell · Nick Twemlow · Nicola Hart · Nicola Mira · Nicola Sandiford · Nicole Matteini · Nikos Lykouras · Nina Alexandersen · Nina de la Mer · Nina Moore · Nina Parish · Nina Power · Olga Brawanska · Olga Zilberbourg · Olivia Payne · Olivia Tweed · Pamela Ritchie · Pat Bevins · Patricia Appleyard · Patricia Webbs · Patrick McGuinness · Paul Cray · Paul Daw · Paul Jones · Paul Munday · Paul Myatt · Paul Scott · Paul Segal · Paula Edwards · Paula Ely · Pavlos Stavropoulos · Penelope Hewett Brown · Penny Simpson · Pete Stephens · Peter McBain · Peter McCambridge · Peter Rowland · Peter Vilbig · Peter Vos · Peter Wells · Philip Carter · Philip Lewis · Philip Lom · Philip Nulty · Philip Scott · Philip Warren · Philipp Jarke · Pia Ghosh-Roy · Piet Van Bockstal · Pippa Tolfts · PM Goodman · Portia Msimang · PRAH Foundation · Puck Askew · Rachael Williams · Rachel Andrews · Rachel Carter · Rachel Darnley-Smith · Rachel Lasserson · Rachel Van Riel · Rachel Wadham · Rachel Watkins · Ralph Cowling · Ramon Bloomberg · Rea Cris · Rebecca Braun · Rebecca Carter · Rebecca Moss · Rebecca Rosenthal · Rhiannon Armstrong · Richard Ashcroft · Richard Bauer · Richard Clifford · Richard Dew · Richard Gwyn · Richard Mansell · Richard Priest · Richard Shea · Richard Soundy · Richard Thomson · Rishi Dastidar · Robert Gillett · Robert Hamilton · Robert Hannah · Robert Hugh-Jones · Robin Taylor · Roger Newton · Roger Ramsden · Roger Salloch · Rory Dunlop · Rory Williamson · Rosalind May · Rosalind Ramsay · Rosanna Foster · Rose Crichton · Rosemary Gilligan · Rosie Pinhorn · Ross Scott & Jimmy Gilmore · Ross Trenzinger · Rowan Sullivan · Roxanne O’Del Ablett · Royston Tester · Roz Simpson · Rune Salvesen · Rupert Ziziros · Ruth Chitty · Ryan Grossman · Sabine Griffiths · Sabrina Uswak · Sally Baker · Sally Foreman · Sam Gordon · Sam Reese · Sam Stern · Samantha Murphy · Sara Goldsmith · Sara Sherwood · Sarah Arboleda · Sarah Forster · Sarah Jacobs · Sarah Lucas · Sarah Moss · Sarah Pybus · Sarah Smith · Sarah Watkins · Satara Lazar · Scott Chiddister · Sean Birnie · Sean Kelly · Sean McGivern · Sejal Shah · Seonad Plowman · Sez Kiss · SH Makdisi · Shannon Knapp · Shaun Whiteside · Shauna Gilligan · Sheridan Marshall · Sherman Alexie · Shira Lob · Simon Armstrong · Simon Clark · Simon Harley · Simon Pitney · Simon Robertson · Siriol Hugh-Jones · SK Grout · Sonia McLintock · Sophia Wickham · Soren Murhart · ST Dabbagh · Stacy Rodgers · Stefano Mula · Stella Francis · Stephan Eggum · Stephanie Lacava · Stephanie Smee · Stephen Eisenhammer · Stephen Pearsall · Steven & Gitte Evans · Stu Sherman · Stuart Wilkinson · Susan Higson · Susan Irvine · Susie Roberson · Suzanne Lee · Sylvie Zannier-Betts · Tamara Larsen · Tamsin Dewé · Tania Hershman · Tara Roman · Teresa Griffiths · Teresa Werner · Terry Kurgan · The Mighty Douche Softball Team · Therese Oulton · Thomas Baker · Thomas Bell · Thomas Chadwick · Thomas Fritz · Thomas Mitchell · Thomas van den Bout · Tiffany Lehr · Tiffany Stewart · Tim Hopkins · Tim Jones · Tim Retzloff · Tim Scott · Tim Theroux · Timothy Nixon · Tina Andrews · Tina Rotherham-Winqvist · Toby Day · Toby Halsey · Toby Ryan · Tom Atkins · Tom Darby · Tom Franklin · Tom Gray · Tom Stafford · Tom Whatmore · Tony Bastow · Tony Messenger · Torna Russell-Hills · Tory Jeffay · Tracey Martin · Tracy Heuring · Tracy Northup · Treasa De Loughry · Trevor Wald · Val Challen · Valerie Sirr · Vanessa Dodd · Vanessa Nolan · Veronica Barnsley · Veronica Baruffati · Vicki White · Victor Meadowcroft · Victoria Adams · Victoria Huggins · Victoria Maitland · Vijay Pattisapu · Vikki O’Neill · Volker Welter · Walter Fircowycz · Walter Smedley · Wendy Langridge · Wendy Olson · William Dennehy · William Mackenzie · William Schwartz · Zachary Hope · Zack Frehlick · Zoë Brasier