Still Life
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Still Life
ADVENTURES IN TAXIDERMY
Melissa Milgrom
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HOUGHTON MIFFLIN HARCOURT
BOSTON NEW YORK
2010
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Copyright © 2010 by Melissa Milgrom
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Milgrom, Melissa.
Still life : adventures in taxidermy / Melissa Milgrom.
p. cm.
ISBN 978-0-618-40547-3
1. Taxidermy—Anecdotes. 2. Taxidermists—Anecdotes. I. Title.
QL63.M55 2010 590.75'2—dc22
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"Oh Pretty Woman": words and music by Roy Orbison and Bill Dees. Copyright © 1964 (renewed 1992) Roy Orbison Music Company, Barbara Orbison Music Company, and Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC. All rights on behalf of Roy Orbison Music Company and Barbara Orbison Music Company administered by ICG. All rights on behalf of Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC administered by Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, 8 Music Square West, Nashville, TN 37203. All rights reserved. Used by permission.
Frontispiece photograph: The American Museum of Natural History taxidermist James L. Clark grooming an Asiatic lion, 1930. Image #313279, American Museum of Natural History.
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For my cubs,
Sabine and Greta
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CONTENTS
1 SCHWENDEMAN'S TAXIDERMY STUDIO 1
2 THE CHAMPIONS 32
3 THE MAN WHO HUNTED FOR SCIENCE 68
4 HOW THE ORANGUTAN GOT ITS SKIN 90
5 THE CHAIRBITCH 122
6 MR. POTTER'S MUSEUM OF CURIOSITIES 160
7 IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA 191
8 KEN AND THE IRISH ELK 207
9 I STUFF A SQUIRREL 230
10 GRAY SQUIRREL, YELLOW DAWN 248
Sources 263
Acknowledgments 283
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My hobby is stuffing things—you know, taxidermy.
—NORMAN BATES, Psycho
They are the proof that something was there and no longer is. Like a stain. And the stillness of them is boggling. You can turn away but when you look back they'll still be there looking at you.
—DIANE ARBUS, 1971
1. SCHWENDEMAN'S TAXIDERMY STUDIO
"THE SIGHT OF a particularly fine animal, either alive or dead, excites within me feelings of admiration that often amount to genuine affection; and the study and preservation of such forms has for years been my chief delight." I'm quoting William Hornaday, the famous Smithsonian taxidermist and animal-rights activist, who wrote this in his 1891 manual, Taxidermy and Zoological Collecting. But the words could just as easily belong to David Schwendeman. Schwendeman was the last chief taxidermist ever employed by the American Museum of Natural History, where he worked for twenty-eight years. Schwendeman is eighty-five, long retired, and likely to show up at the taxidermy workshop his father opened in 1921 in Milltown, NewJersey, now run by his son Bruce. Lately, he says, he's lost his dexterity for taxidermy. Indeed, he says, he's skinned his very last squirrel. Then I show up at Schwendeman's Taxidermy Studio, and he's degreasing a Cooper's hawk, or sculpting a puma tail, or varnishing a boar's nose (to give it the "wet look"), or macerating a bison skull to remove the meat. "Macerating bison's one of the worst smells there is in taxidermy," he says with a devilish grin.
Although Schwendeman's simulations of nature are unsparingly sober, his own nature is curious and wry. Much to Bruce's chagrin, women find David charming, though he is rail thin and pink-complected and he complains that his "computer" has a tendency to backfire. He has fleecy white hair and eyes that work like automatic sensors, picking up every chipmunk and groundhog that scuttles past his yard—although he's as likely to raise them as he is to trap them in a Havahart.
With his khaki shirts and trousers, zebra-striped toolbox, and pocketknife, Schwendeman resembles the archetypal taxidermist, and that's exactly what he is. Schwendeman grew up in a taxidermy studio, passionately devoted to the art and science of creating the illusion of life. In his prime, he strove for absolute realism, becoming the perfectionist his father never was and his son now strives to be. "I am skilled; my father is talented," says Bruce, deferring to the old man who had no use for school after his ninth-grade biology teacher mistook a starling for a flicker. That was that; Schwendeman has sided with the animals ever since—a prerequisite, it turns out, for all great taxidermists, then and now.
Although the outside world may dismiss taxidermy as the creepy sideline of the Deliverance set or an anachronistic throwback to the dusty diorama, inside Schwendeman's taxidermy is known as a unique talent that is generally misunderstood. "You have to have respect and intuition for the animals to bring out their best characteristics," says David. "You have to have the delicate finesse of a watchmaker and the brute strength of a blacksmith," says Bruce. "You have to be able to mount a hummingbird and an elephant." Mostly you have to imitate nature with a fidelity that verges on pathological.
Schwendeman's Taxidermy Studio is the oldest business in Milltown and, not surprisingly, the only place on Main Street that dispenses business cards from the jaws of a leathery old alligator. The workshop was established by Arthur Schwendeman, David's father (Pup-Pup), a habitual truant who learned taxidermy from a female teacher who bribed him with taxidermy lessons so that he'd stay in school instead of running off to fish or hunt. He barely finished the eighth grade. David's mother, Lillian (Mum-Mum), was a patriotic earth mother whose energy for preserving God's creatures was infinite. She was the skinner and made all the artificial ears until she died at age ninety-four. "What you need for this kind of work is a strong stomach and lots of patience, and I have both," she once said. A resourceful cook known to lie about her ingredients, Lillian marched in every Fourth of July parade beside the float carrying one of Arthur's deer heads. Today Bruce Schwendeman wields the calipers and the brain spoons in the studio.
From outside, the sleepy little storefront resembles every other building on Main Street: a 1930s clapboard with two large display windows. Inside, however, the place brims with natural wonders. It's a motionless zoo. Roughly one thousand dusty-eyed birds and exotic stuffed beasts roost on the countertops and hang from the ceiling and walls. It's so cluttered with mounted animals (and skeletons and strange tools) that no one's ever bothered to take an inventory. Some are faded relics from the 1920s; others are so vibrant you want to poke them to see if they will move. A great blue heron with outstretched wings held in place with long dressmaker pins sits on a table near a puma that looks ready to pounce. Intricate snake skeletons lie in long glass-fronted wooden display cabinets. A fluffy Dall sheep seems to have walked through the wall, its hind end hidden from view on the other side.
Once when I visited, 180 birds Bruce had salvaged from an old wildlife museum filled the front room. Another time I encountered a pack of deciduous-forest dwellers (beaver, raccoon, black bear, skunk, turkey vulture, chipmunk, rabbit) preserved at the request of Yale's Peabody Museum of Natural History, which planned to transport Connecticut to Greece for the 2004 Olympics.
I first found myself drawn to Schwendeman's Taxidermy Studio in 1994, when I returned from a trip to Africa to visit my in-laws, who lead safaris for Ker & Downey. The company was founded in 1946 by big-game hunters. Now it's conservation minded
and has taken Meryl Streep, Prince Charles, and other famous people on safari in discreet comfort. But not, as it turned out, me.
When I landed in Nairobi, I was informed that I was going to join a group of seasoned guides on a fourteen-day reconnaissance trek through the most barren stretch of Tanzania—an area so remote, the animals had never seen people before. The purpose of the trip was to scout out potential concession areas for future safaris. The guides called it "the real thing." No jeeps or radio—we'd be out of range. It was all very nineteenth-century—the kind of foot expedition the early specimen hunters and museum taxidermists went on when natural scientists were building their amazing collections—only we weren't going to shoot anything.
Coming from New Jersey, I thought it was impossible, even undesirable, to escape civilization, but we did (for a while, anyhow), and the isolation and wildlife were extraordinary, the birds too beautiful for words. On the last night, the leader, dressed in a loincloth, grabbed his shotgun and suggested we take an evening game walk. Somehow, we met up with a group of Belgian hunters who were camping nearby. They invited us back to camp for a drink. While the guides and hunters talked shop, I mistakenly wandered into the carcass room, where the hunters stored their kills. The salted pelts, hung high on pegs, were eyeless, mangled, and limp. They smelled bloody and metallic: the unmistakable stench of decay. I wasn't sure what was more shocking: the human violence after all the tranquility or the idea that someone was going to transform these vestiges into something else. Trophies, I assumed. I wanted to know more. Was taxidermy just the creation of an ornamental souvenir? Or was there more to it?
Taxidermy is the art of taking an animal's treated skin and stretching it over an artificial form such as a manikin, then carefully modeling its features in a lifelike attitude. The word is derived from the Greek roots taxis, "arrangement," and derma, "skin," although its usage became prominent only in the early 1800s when taxidermy began its evolution from a crude way of preserving skins to advance science into a highly evolved art form whose chief objective is to freeze motion.
The first person to use the word was the French naturalist Louis Dufresne, taxidermist at the Muséum national d'Histoire naturelle in Paris, who wrote about it in the scientific reference book Nouveau dictionnaire d'histoire naturelle (1803). Taxidermy, he suggested, differed sharply from embalming and other forms of preservation because its primary goal was aesthetic: to capture a species' magnificence by faithfully replicating its every quirk and feature in a realistic mount. In this, taxidermy was a magical mix of science, art, and theater, an incomparable tool for displaying the wonder and beauty of animals, particularly rare bird species for natural history cabinets—the private collections of natural wonders and oddities that gave rise to modern museums. (Birds were far easier to preserve than mammals, whose musculature and facial expressions took decades to hone.)
Two hundred years have passed since Dufresne first used the term. Nature documentaries and DNA sequencing have long replaced the cabinets of curiosities and study skins (bird skins used to compare species by type). The grand era of the natural history museum diorama has come and gone. So if the Belgians' animal skins weren't museum bound, what would become of them? What compels people to want to transform animals into mantelpiece trophies, tacky roadside totems, or even diorama specimens? On the one hand, nothing seems as ludicrous as taking an animal and transforming it into a replica of itself. Why kill it in the first place? On the other hand, few objects are as strangely alluring as Flaubert's parrot, Goethe's kingfisher, or Truman Capote's rattlesnake. Or, for that matter, as out of context as, say, Fenway Partners' upright grizzly bear on the fifty-ninth floor of its midtown Manhattan office.
There's something arresting and haunting about taxidermy when expertly done by museum masters such as the Schwen-demans, and something morbid and kitschy about taxidermy when it's used to make effigies of famous animals such as "Misty of Chincoteague" (the equine heroine of Marguerite Henry's novel; now a moth-cut tourist attraction near Virginia Beach) or Roy Rogers's horse Trigger. It's hard to look at taxidermy and be indifferent, and I can't think of too many art forms—most taxidermists do want you to call it art—that stir up such pathos and bathos, as museums and artists such as Damien Hirst are keenly aware. Taxidermy makes you laugh and feel uneasy and inspired all at the same time, a powerful clash.
During the years I spent researching this book, I discovered that the most gifted taxidermists are an almost comically disparate group who argue about everything except this: nothing is either as loved or as hated as taxidermy. When taxidermy slides into one of its inevitable recessions, as it did in post-World War I England or in the ecologically minded 1970s, it isn't merely forgotten; it is reviled. Dioramas are undone; mounts are burned in bonfires, hacked up in hazmat tents, stealthily donated to nature centers, or relegated to museum storerooms where no one will ever see them. By contrast, people who love taxidermy will risk imprisonment to import a polar bear or a rare spotted cat for their trophy room or will travel to some far-flung museum just to gaze at an extinct bird of paradise that now exists only in dry storage.
In the Victorian era—the age of scientific exploration and discovery—taxidermy was a faddish craze. As naturalists brought exotic new species home from other continents, armchair enthusiasts filled their parlors and drawing rooms with glass-domed birds, butterfly cases, even their stuffed pets. Back then, every claw and hoof was transformed into some exciting new object: everything from "zoological lamps" (kerosene lamps made of preserved monkeys, swans, and other creatures) to "His" and "Her" elephant heads. Soon every town in England could support a part-time taxidermist. In fact, taxidermy was a prerequisite skill for any serious naturalist—including Charles Darwin, who hired a freed Guyanese slave to give him lessons; otherwise, he never would have qualified for the position of naturalist aboard the HMS Beagle. And as I write this, animal lovers in Paris have joined forces to rebuild Deyrolle, the cherished taxidermy establishment that burned down in 2008 after 177 years in business.
Celebrities host weddings under the American Museum of Natural History's ninety-four-foot blue whale (which, by the way, isn't taxidermy—no "derm"—but molded fiberglass; they realigned its blowhole in 2002, so now it's anatomically accurate fiberglass). Even Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, is a stuffed display at Edinburgh's National Museum of Scotland. However, when I first met the Schwendemans, taxidermy was in one of its reviled phases, the height of the antifur campaigns of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and the Lynx Educational Trust for Animal Welfare. Advertisements showed beautiful women with flayed dogs draped around their shoulders. People paint-bombed fur coats. It felt creepy (and potentially unsafe) to walk through Schwendeman's door.
Back in New Jersey, when I was telling a hippie-era uncle of mine (who has an unusual tolerance for eccentric behavior) about my trip to Africa, he told me about the Schwendemans. My mother, whose family has lived in the area for as long as the Schwendemans, said, "That dark, dreary place on Main Street that's there year after year? What goes on in there?" Everyone knew the queer little shop, but only the most extreme animal enthusiasts seemed to venture inside. Now I had a reason to visit. More than a reason—a compulsion: the beauty of nature and the harsh reality of death were all mixed up in my mind in a way that I didn't understand then and I'm not sure I fully understand now. More to the point, I had seen skinned animals in Africa. That taboo having been broken made it much easier for me to visit the studio.
Bruce Schwendeman and a cross-eyed snowy owl, circa 1930, met me when I arrived. Bruce is a big, brawny guy with graying auburn hair and beard, blue eyes, and high cheekbones. He blushes easily; otherwise he looks nothing like his father. He was wearing the customary denim apron, spattered with blood and hide paste, and had a pencil behind his ear.
Bruce took over the shop in 1977 when he was twenty-six and has run it ever since, working mostly alone, although David shuffles in every day after his nap. Bruce knows the plac
e like a sick child: the mailman's ring at eleven A.M.; the hum of the ten-by-ten industrial freezer in the basement; the slam of the screen door that leads from the workshop to David's house behind it, where both were raised. As a boy, Bruce was paid twenty-five cents for every deer skull plate he scraped clean, a 500 percent raise from what David himself had earned as a child for the same job.
Bruce has a sign in front that basically sums up his attitude toward greeting people: "If you are a salesman, I'll give you two minutes; if you are a liquor salesman with samples you can stay a little while but then you have to get out." Bruce can be gruff at first. If he's just spent a week mounting hooded mergansers in a heat wave without air conditioning (he had), he can also be short-wicked and curt. However, if he senses that you have a genuine interest in taxidermy, he'll let down his guard and talk reverently about every mount. That day he was gruff. I didn't blame him. I wasn't his usual customer—that is to say, a museum curator, an ornithologist, a park ranger, a zoology professor, a hunter, or a roadkill picker-upper. He calls himself a "taxidermologist," a name he uses to distinguish himself, a museum taxidermist, from the "beer-drinking fraternity" that mounts white-tailed deer assembly-line style. "Only five or ten out of one hundred thousand full- and part-time taxidermists are taxidermologists," he said. "We operate same as a museum. Scientific accuracy must be right on. Nothing's typical."
He coined the term in 1980 after years of having to define what he does for people who consider his shop an animal mortuary, or worse. Lately he's been fielding calls from people who think taxidermists drive taxicabs. "I've got a spider in my sink. What kind is it? Do we give fly-fishing lessons?" he says with a groan, shaking his head, rattling off more such inquiries. "How do I get rid of the squirrels in my attic? There's a turtle crossing our yard; is it dangerous? Do you repair fur coats?" At one point, the calls got so ridiculous, he began logging them. He's been keeping that log for about as many years as he's been documenting his encounters with roadkill (1977), though not nearly as long as he's been collecting the shed skins of his pet snakes.