Unsatiated with Dad's Best Friend: Taboo Romance

by Ami Snow

  “What about the sheriff?”

  More laughter at the table.

  “I see,” Chico said. “You want me as insurance to make sure you don’t get robbed. You don’t trust one woman against those desperados.”

  “Not the kinds of odds I would bet on,” the mayor answered.

  “But,” the mayor continued. “We would like you to help the sheriff.”

  ‘Yes, that would be a good idea,” said Tom.

  “Help, how?” asked Chico.

  “We’re the town council and we’ve just officially hired you as her deputy,” Dave informed him.

  He tossed Chico a star and wad of cash.

  “Here are all the credentials you will need. And advance payment.”

  “Oh, one more thing,” the mayor said.

  Here it comes, Chico thought. The real reason.

  “Should something happen to the sheriff if those bandits show up,” the mayor told him, “we would understand.”

  “Bullets fly, people get hurt,” Dave noted.

  “We might even increase you pay rate at the end of the contract,” Tom stated. “Unofficially, you understand.”

  “How much are we talking?” Chico asked.

  The mayor tossed out a sum.

  “Double it and half in advance,” Chico told them.

  The trio looked at each other and fished some cash out of their pockets. Chico counted the money.

  “Always a pleasure doing business with such outstanding citizens,” he said to them. “Now why don’t you go and introduce me to the sheriff?”

  “I need a what?” Sheriff Mary Ann yelled at the town council when they presented Chico. “I thought you were threatening to cut my budget last month!”

  “We’ve reconsidered, sheriff,” the mayor told her. “You were right; those cowboys can cause a lot of trouble when they hit the saloon. We think you might need some help.”

  “Are you trying to tell me I can’t do the job?” She snapped at them from across her desk. “Do you recall last month when I forced the Baxters to hand over the loot from the stage coach?”

  “Yes we do, ma’am,” Tom Wexler told her. “And we remember what almost happened.”

  “I had the cuffs on all of them when their pap showed up,” she slammed her fist down on the table. “He didn’t last five minutes when I pulled him off the horse.”

  “I could last a good twenty,” Chico said to her, smiling.

  “Watch your mouth, butternut,” she snapped at him.

  “And you mean to tell me you went all the way to Tucson for this ‘deputy’?” she thundered at the town council. “I saw him walk into town. Without a horse! How did he get here on foot so quickly?”

  “You’d be surprised just how fast I can be,” Chico smirked again.

  “One more time, mister and you will be cleaning out the pig sty,” she said, her face in his.

  “Now sheriff, please try to get along with the new man,” the mayor said to her. “We’ll leave and let the two of you get better acquainted.”

  The town council adjourned and left the office.

  “The best thing you can do,” the sheriff told Chico, “is to stay out of my way.”

  “You want me to polish you boots, ma’am?” Chico asked her, trying to hide the smirk on his face.

  “I’m going to tell you this one time and one time only,” she said backing him up to the wall, “do not piss me off.”

  Sheriff Mary Ann towered over Chico a good five inches in her boots. Chico didn’t care. The breasts aimed at him were taller than that if when she was lying down. But right now all he could see was a silver star on a shirt shoved into his face. Lord, where did they make women this big? He had to go find out and order one just for him!

  “Whatever you want me to do, ma’am,” he said. “I am just an honest sojourner hired to keep the peace in this town. You tell me what to do and I will do it.”

  “Sit down,” the sheriff told him and pointed to a chair. Chico did as instructed. The sheriff took the one across the office by her desk.

  “I don’t know who you are and it would take me too long to find out,” she began. “Since the town council hired you, there isn’t much I can do. I suspect they hired you to keep an eye on me. I don’t really care, so long as you don’t get in the way. But get one thing straight: you work for me.”

  “I offered to polish your boots.”

  “Enough with the jokes!”

  “I wasn’t joking.”

  The sheriff had a thought.

  “You got pistol, pilgrim?”

  Chico withdrew his revolver and showed it to her. He also tossed the poncho away from his gun belt so she could see the bullets. It was made of tooled leather and he’d picked it up in old Mexico.

  “Alright,” she said. “Time for a little target practice. We’re going out back on the range and see if you can shoot straight.”

  “The pistol?” Chico asked. “Oh yeah it shoots straight too. I’ve got something else under my belt that shoots….”

  Chico found himself propelled across the room by the sheriff’s slap. He landed back in the same chair he’d been using. He coughed, the wind having been knocked out of him. This was a hard woman not to love. He wondered if he would ever be able to leave this town.

  He looked up to see the sheriff holding a revolver of her own and pointing it straight at him.

  “All I have to do is say you met with an accident while training, understand?”

  Chico picked himself up off the floor and followed the sheriff outside the wooden office and combination jail she occupied. The town ended behind it and there were a few targets, bottles and cans sprawled around on the ground. It was getting late, but they still had some sun light.

  “I’m going to call out something and you’re going to shoot it, alright?” she said to him.

  “With my gun? If not I’ll need get my pants down.”

  Slap! Hard against the face. She has one big ring finger Chico thought.

  “You see that can off the side of the lot, smart ass?”

  “Yes, ma’am.” His face was still hurting.

  “Put a hole in it and stop calling me ma’am.”

  Before she could say another word the can was flying through the air and Chico was holding a smoking gun.

  “I do good, Ma- I mean sheriff?” he asked.

  The sheriff was stunned. She hadn’t seen this idiot even pull the gun out of his holster. Maybe he was just lucky.

  “The jar on the fence.”

  It exploded into a cloud of crystal before the words had left her mouth.

  “The shoe right in front.”

  It went sailing through the air.

  She cocked her head. Maybe this fool had some skills after all.

  “Okay,” she continued. “I’m going to show you what I can do, let’s see you do better.”

  She tossed a handful of coins up in the air and hit three of them directly as they fell to the ground. Then she tossed five nickel up into the sky.

  “Now!” she yelled.

  All five went spiraling through the air from a single shot each on their way down.

  “Did you want to see anything else Sheriff?” Chico asked. “I can show you some more but I would have to have the city reimburse me for the ammunition.”

  “No,” she said, “let’s go back inside.”

  They returned to the office and sat down. The sheriff reached into her desk and pulled out a bottle. She took out two shot glasses. With the bottle she poured herself a drink.

  “You want one?” she asked.

  “As long as you’re offering,” he answered.

  She poured him one too and passed the glass to Chico.

  “To law and order,” she said raising the glass.

  “Law and order,” Chico repeated as they both drank their whisky in one gulp.

  “I didn’t catch your name, deputy,” she said to him.

  “Chico,” he responded. “Everyone calls me Chico.”


  Or at least they had for the past hundred years.

  “Well, Deputy Chico,” she said, “that was some mighty fine shooting. I haven’t seen anyone handle a gun like that since my own father, God rest his soul, was sheriff.”

  Chico tried not to smile. She was comparing him to her own father whom it was plain to see she respected. It all made his job so much easier. He mentally calculated how fast it would take him to get her boots off, but he had plenty of time to work on it. He’d made his interest in her at the start, so have to go slow. He hadn’t slept on a bed in a long time and pondered if one came with the job. He’d need a nice long one for the both of them.

  “I understand your father was the sheriff of this metropolis before you took over,” Chico stated.

  “He kept the place from going to hell and paid for it with his life!” the sheriff said, slamming the glass down. The drink had hit her hard. “And that town council knows more than they are telling!”

  Nothing to argue about there, Chico thought.

  “I just can’t prove it,” she went on, “but I’m getting close and when I do….”

  The sheriff became quiet, thinking and staring out the window. Chico saw her jaw set and a look of pure hatred come into her eye as something very horrible was being replayed in her mind. Best not to talk to her at the exact moment. Let her work it out on her own.

  And then she came back to earth. The sheriff turned to Chico.

  “Do you have a place to sleep tonight?”

  Was she making an offer already?

  “No I just got into town. I thought about seeing if the saloon would rent me a spot. Doesn’t seem like they have much business over there.”

  “You can sleep in one of the empty cells,” she told him. “It gives me an excuse for going home and I don’t have to worry about being waked in the middle of the night over some stupid cow poke getting in a fight.”

  “I’ll leave you the keys to the cell and gun rack,” she told him. “I probably shouldn’t be doing it so early, but the council hired you and if something goes wrong it will be their damn fault not mine.”

  Chico glanced out the window and noticed very few people wondering about.

  “Doesn’t seem like you have much to worry about.”

  “We don’t,” she said. “Which is just the problem; almost everyone with any sense has left this town. Once the mines went bust all the prospectors left. Then all the people who supplied the prospectors. All we have left are the local ranchers and they don’t come into town enough to keep the streets dirty.”

  Chico thought the situation over. Why would the town council want him to eliminate the sheriff if the town was falling off the map? He understood why they wanted the gang taken out who might be after the gold, but why were they so bothered by the sheriff? Especially if they thought she was a big joke?

  “There is still the bank,” he said. “I’m sure you’ve had your share of robbery attempts.”

  “We did until the crooks figured out there was nothing in it to steal,” she laughed. “Tom Wetzer has been talking about starting another bank someplace else. Can’t say I blame the old chiseler.”

  Nothing to steal? It wasn’t what the bank president had told him earlier. He was worried the gold in the bank would go missing before he moved it.

  “The only problems we ever have are from drunk cowboys riding into town to drink their earnings away,” she told him. “You get some fire water into those boys and all hell breaks loose. As a matter of fact I just saw some of them flying out of town before you came in here with the council. I heard a gunshot before that, so I would normally head over to the saloon and see if there was a problem.”

  “But,” she concluded, “seeing as how you and them just came from the saloon, there couldn’t have been trouble or someone would’ve said something. Was there any trouble?”

  “No, none to worry about,” he answered. Which was the gospel truth.

  The next few weeks saw Chico backing up the sheriff the few times he was needed. Mostly it was to provide assistance in breaking up fights between cowboys at the declining saloon. They would let them sleep off the drink in the cell and boot them out of town the next morning. So far Chico had been able to sleep in an empty cell each night. The jail had been constructed with four holding cells and no more than two were ever occupied.

  Trying to find a way into the sheriff’s grace was another problem. Chico still had the stigma of being hired by the council in her eyes which meant he couldn’t be trusted. The council had not contacted him since offering him the job and no outlaws had appeared trying to rob the gold assets the bank wasn’t supposed to have. After the hand slap, Chico decided on a less direct approach. The moon wouldn’t be hitting the full moon cycle for another two weeks and he still had some time. If nothing happened when he transitioned into bear, Chico would have to move on. Too many questions to answer if he returned to this town within the next few years.

  One day, a week into the job, he was cleaning out some old files for the sheriff. There was a stack of outdated wanted posters she wanted him to take out and burn since they were taking up space in the corner of the office. Some had been left over from when her father was sheriff. Chico was in the process of dumping them in a hole he’d dug out by the firing range when one of the posters caught his eye. He fished it out of the pile and looked at it.

  It was for a notorious bank robber called Blue Bush and listed the description of the bandit. The reward was considerable and the offer was dead or alive. The man had killed quite a few people in his drive to loot ten banks in the territory. It was dated ten years back and decorated with a crude drawing at the top.

  A drawing which resembled Tom Wetzer the bank president. Chico looked at the poster again and scratched off the mustache from the drawing. The resemblance was too close. Either Wetzer had a brother who robbed banks or the bank president had been making unscheduled withdrawals of rival banks years ago.

  He burned it with the others.

  The following day Chico decided to make a quick visit to the saloon. He hadn’t been in except for official calls since the first night he’d visited the place. Wearing his bright deputy badge over his poncho, Chick strolled into the saloon and went up to the bartender. After ordering the beer, he made sure the town council was in their usual location at the end of the bar.

  “Is that your only set of clothes?” the bartender asked him. “I don’t seem to recall you wearing anything else since you’ve been in town.”

  “It gets washed every week,” Chico informed him. “And yes it is all I have until the town decides to increase my salary.”

  He knocked back the beer and looked back at where the town council was meeting every day. This time the council had decided to relocate their venue to his end of the bar.

  “How are you getting along with the sheriff?” the bank president asked him. “She giving you any trouble?”

  “None I can’t handle,” Chico answered.

  “Good,” the mayor said next. “We have word from outside the town that the gang we were telling you about might be here very soon. Just thought you’d want to know.”

  “The sheriff doesn’t trust me,” Chico explained. “They think I’m your man.”

  Dave Winters, the store owner, looked at the bartender who was getting too close with his cleaning rag.

  “Don’t you have something else to do?” he asked the bartender.

  The bartender took the hint and wandered out back.

  “I just can’t understand,” Chico said as he finished his beer. “Why the gang would be interested in a bank which doesn’t have much money in it.”

  “It’s none of your concern how much is in my bank,” Tom Wetzer growled a few inches from Chico’s face. “Just you make sure no one interferes with it.”

  “As for the sheriff,” the mayor said. “We’ve made some other arrangements. Don’t be concerned about her.”

  “What are you talking about?” Chico said, sla
mming the mug down.

  “We think you’re getting a little too close to her,” the bank president commented. “So we don’t want you forgetting about our other offer.”

  “She’s going to run into some problems tomorrow,” the mayor told him. “You just look the other way, understand? When it’s all over, you’ll have the sheriff job too.”

  “I understand,” Chico said. “How are you planning to do it?”

  “Not your problem,” the mayor told him. “We’ve taken care of it. Alright?”

  “I understand,” Chico said wiping his mouth. “I get to be the sheriff after it happens.”

  “Correct.”

  He thanked them and left the saloon. As Chico walked out he noticed the bartender glaring at him from the side of the saloon. Maybe they all weren’t crooks in this town, Chico thought, but no one was going to stand up to that town council.

  The next day Chico woke early and unlocked the office. Right on schedule the sheriff rode in and tied her horse to the post in front of the office. She walked in and took off her hat, her hair falling over her shoulders. She went to her desk while braiding her hair back and looked at Chico.

  “Any trouble last night, deputy?” she asked him.

  “None at all, sheriff,” he replied. None he could do anything about at the present. But there was going to be some trouble real soon.

  The morning passed without any incidents. The mail was dropped off and the rider took off for the next destination. Sheriff Mary Jane sorted through the letters, putting the ones she wanted to read on her desk. Chico polished his revolver and waited.

  Toward the afternoon there came a loud sound outside the office in the direction of the town center. The sheriff grumbled something about another useless cowboy and tossed the door open. Chico said nothing and followed her.

  In the center of town a stage coach had broken a wheel from colliding with a cart belonging to a local farmer. The coachman and the farmer were yelling at each other, trying to blame somebody. It was starting to draw a crowd of the few people still living in Grizzly Gulch. The sheriff started walking to the scene of the accident, resigning herself to calming the two drivers down. Chico followed three steps behind her, glancing around the street and at the second floor windows. It was too convenient.