The First Science Fiction Megapack

by Reginald Bretnor

  Clayton closed his eyes and finished the beer. He ordered another.

  He’d worked in the mines for fifteen years. It wasn’t that he minded work really, but the foreman had it in for him. Always giving him a bad time; always picking out the lousy jobs for him.

  Like the time he’d crawled into a side-boring in Tunnel 12 for a nap during lunch and the foreman had caught him. When he promised never to do it again if the foreman wouldn’t put it on report, the guy said, “Yeah. Sure. Hate to hurt a guy’s record.”

  Then he’d put Clayton on report anyway. Strictly a rat.

  Not that Clayton ran any chance of being fired; they never fired anybody. But they’d fined him a day’s pay. A whole day’s pay.

  He tapped his glass on the bar, and the barman came over with another beer. Clayton looked at it, then up at the barman. “Put a head on it.”

  The bartender looked at him sourly. “I’ve got some soapsuds here, Clayton, and one of these days I’m gonna put some in your beer if you keep pulling that gag.”

  That was the trouble with some guys. No sense of humor.

  Somebody came in the door and then somebody else came in behind him, so that both inner and outer doors were open for an instant. A blast of icy breeze struck Clayton’s back, and he shivered. He started to say something, then changed his mind; the doors were already closed again, and besides, one of the guys was bigger than he was.

  The iciness didn’t seem to go away immediately. It was like the mine. Little old Mars was cold clear down to her core—or at least down as far as they’d drilled. The walls were frozen and seemed to radiate a chill that pulled the heat right out of your blood.

  Somebody was playing Green Hills again, damn them. Evidently all of his own selections had run out earlier than he’d thought they would.

  Hell! There was nothing to do here. He might as well go home.

  “Gimme another beer, Mac.”

  He’d go home as soon as he finished this one.

  He stood there with his eyes closed, listening to the music and hating Mars.

  A voice next to him said: “I’ll have a whiskey.”

  The voice sounded as if the man had a bad cold, and Clayton turned slowly to look at him. After all the sterilization they went through before they left Earth, nobody on Mars ever had a cold, so there was only one thing that would make a man’s voice sound like that.

  Clayton was right. The fellow had an oxygen tube clamped firmly over his nose. He was wearing the uniform of the Space Transport Service.

  “Just get in on the ship?” Clayton asked conversationally.

  The man nodded and grinned. “Yeah. Four hours before we take off again.” He poured down the whiskey. “Sure cold out.”

  Clayton agreed. “It’s always cold.” He watched enviously as the spaceman ordered another whiskey.

  Clayton couldn’t afford whiskey. He probably could have by this time, if the mines had made him a foreman, like they should have.

  Maybe he could talk the spaceman out of a couple of drinks.

  “My name’s Clayton. Ron Clayton.”

  The spaceman took the offered hand. “Mine’s Parkinson, but everybody calls me Parks.”

  “Sure, Parks. Uh—can I buy you a beer?”

  Parks shook his head. “No, thanks. I started on whiskey. Here, let me buy you one.”

  “Well—thanks. Don’t mind if I do.”

  They drank them in silence, and Parks ordered two more.

  “Been here long?” Parks asked.

  “Fifteen years. Fifteen long, long years.”

  “Did you—uh—I mean—” Parks looked suddenly confused.

  Clayton glanced quickly to make sure the bartender was out of earshot. Then he grinned. “You mean am I a convict? Nah. I came here because I wanted to. But—” He lowered his voice. “—we don’t talk about it around here. You know.” He gestured with one hand—a gesture that took in everyone else in the room.

  Parks glanced around quickly, moving only his eyes. “Yeah. I see,” he said softly.

  “This your first trip?” asked Clayton.

  “First one to Mars. Been on the Luna run a long time.”

  “Low pressure bother you much?”

  “Not much. We only keep it at six pounds in the ships. Half helium and half oxygen. Only thing that bothers me is the oxy here. Or rather, the oxy that isn’t here.” He took a deep breath through his nose tube to emphasize his point.

  Clayton clamped his teeth together, making the muscles at the side of his jaw stand out.

  Parks didn’t notice. “You guys have to take those pills, don’t you?”

  “Yeah.”

  “I had to take them once. Got stranded on Luna. The cat I was in broke down eighty some miles from Aristarchus Base and I had to walk back—with my oxy low. Well, I figured—”

  * * * *

  Clayton listened to Parks’ story with a great show of attention, but he had heard it before. This “lost on the moon” stuff and its variations had been going the rounds for forty years. Every once in a while, it actually did happen to someone; just often enough to keep the story going.

  This guy did have a couple of new twists, but not enough to make the story worthwhile.

  “Boy,” Clayton said when Parks had finished, “you were lucky to come out of that alive!”

  Parks nodded, well pleased with himself, and bought another round of drinks.

  “Something like that happened to me a couple of years ago,” Clayton began. “I’m supervisor on the third shift in the mines at Xanthe, but at the time, I was only a foreman. One day, a couple of guys went to a branch tunnel to—”

  It was a very good story. Clayton had made it up himself, so he knew that Parks had never heard it before. It was gory in just the right places, with a nice effect at the end.

  “—so I had to hold up the rocks with my back while the rescue crew pulled the others out of the tunnel by crawling between my legs. Finally, they got some steel beams down there to take the load off, and I could let go. I was in the hospital for a week,” he finished.

  Parks was nodding vaguely. Clayton looked up at the clock above the bar and realized that they had been talking for better than an hour. Parks was buying another round.

  Parks was a hell of a nice fellow.

  There was, Clayton found, only one trouble with Parks. He got to talking so loud that the bartender refused to serve either one of them any more.

  * * * *

  The bartender said Clayton was getting loud, too, but it was just because he had to talk loud to make Parks hear him.

  Clayton helped Parks put his mask and parka on and they walked out into the cold night.

  Parks began to sing Green Hills. About halfway through, he stopped and turned to Clayton.

  “I’m from Indiana.”

  Clayton had already spotted him as an American by his accent.

  “Indiana? That’s nice. Real nice.”

  “Yeah. You talk about green hills, we got green hills in Indiana. What time is it?”

  Clayton told him.

  “Jeez-krise! Ol’ spaship takes off in an hour. Ought to have one more drink first.”

  Clayton realized he didn’t like Parks. But maybe he’d buy a bottle.

  Sharkie Johnson worked in Fuels Section, and he made a nice little sideline of stealing alcohol, cutting it, and selling it. He thought it was real funny to call it Martian Gin.

  Clayton said: “Let’s go over to Sharkie’s. Sharkie will sell us a bottle.”

  “Okay,” said Parks. “We’ll get a bottle. That’s what we need: a bottle.”

  It was quite a walk to the Shark’s place. It was so cold that even Parks was beginning to sober up a little. He was laughing like h
ell when Clayton started to sing.

  “We’re going over to the Shark’s

  To buy a jug of gin for Parks!

  Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho!”

  One thing about a few drinks; you didn’t get so cold. You didn’t feel it too much, anyway.

  * * * *

  The Shark still had his light on when they arrived. Clayton whispered to Parks: “I’ll go in. He knows me. He wouldn’t sell it if you were around. You got eight credits?”

  “Sure I got eight credits. Just a minute, and I’ll give you eight credits.” He fished around for a minute inside his parka, and pulled out his notecase. His gloved fingers were a little clumsy, but he managed to get out a five and three ones and hand them to Clayton.

  “You wait out here,” Clayton said.

  He went in through the outer door and knocked on the inner one. He should have asked for ten credits. Sharkie only charged five, and that would leave him three for himself. But he could have got ten—maybe more.

  When he came out with the bottle, Parks was sitting on a rock, shivering.

  “Jeez-krise!” he said. “It’s cold out here. Let’s get to someplace where it’s warm.”

  “Sure. I got the bottle. Want a drink?”

  Parks took the bottle, opened it, and took a good belt out of it.

  “Hooh!” he breathed. “Pretty smooth.”

  As Clayton drank, Parks said: “Hey! I better get back to the field! I know! We can go to the men’s room and finish the bottle before the ship takes off! Isn’t that a good idea? It’s warm there.”

  They started back down the street toward the spacefield.

  “Yep, I’m from Indiana. Southern part, down around Bloomington,” Parks said. “Gimme the jug. Not Bloomington, Illinois—Bloomington, Indiana. We really got green hills down there.” He drank, and handed the bottle back to Clayton. “Pers-nally, I don’t see why anybody’d stay on Mars. Here y’are, practic’ly on the equator in the middle of the summer, and it’s colder than hell. Brrr!

  “Now if you was smart, you’d go home, where it’s warm. Mars wasn’t built for people to live on, anyhow. I don’t see how you stand it.”

  That was when Clayton decided he really hated Parks.

  And when Parks said: “Why be dumb, friend? Whyn’t you go home?” Clayton kicked him in the stomach, hard.

  “And that, that—” Clayton said as Parks doubled over.

  He said it again as he kicked him in the head. And in the ribs. Parks was gasping as he writhed on the ground, but he soon lay still.

  Then Clayton saw why. Parks’ nose tube had come off when Clayton’s foot struck his head.

  Parks was breathing heavily, but he wasn’t getting any oxygen.

  That was when the Big Idea hit Ron Clayton. With a nosepiece on like that, you couldn’t tell who a man was. He took another drink from the jug and then began to take Parks’ clothes off.

  The uniform fit Clayton fine, and so did the nose mask. He dumped his own clothing on top of Parks’ nearly nude body, adjusted the little oxygen tank so that the gas would flow properly through the mask, took the first deep breath of good air he’d had in fifteen years, and walked toward the spacefield.

  * * * *

  He went into the men’s room at the Port Building, took a drink, and felt in the pockets of the uniform for Parks’ identification. He found it and opened the booklet. It read:

  PARKINSON, HERBERT J.

  Steward 2nd Class, STS

  Above it was a photo, and a set of fingerprints.

  Clayton grinned. They’d never know it wasn’t Parks getting on the ship.

  Parks was a steward, too. A cook’s helper. That was good. If he’d been a jetman or something like that, the crew might wonder why he wasn’t on duty at takeoff. But a steward was different.

  Clayton sat for several minutes, looking through the booklet and drinking from the bottle. He emptied it just before the warning sirens keened through the thin air.

  Clayton got up and went outside toward the ship.

  “Wake up! Hey, you! Wake up!”

  Somebody was slapping his cheeks. Clayton opened his eyes and looked at the blurred face over his own.

  From a distance, another voice said: “Who is it?”

  The blurred face said: “I don’t know. He was asleep behind these cases. I think he’s drunk.”

  Clayton wasn’t drunk—he was sick. His head felt like hell. Where the devil was he?

  “Get up, bud. Come on, get up!”

  Clayton pulled himself up by holding to the man’s arm. The effort made him dizzy and nauseated.

  The other man said: “Take him down to sick bay, Casey. Get some thiamin into him.”

  Clayton didn’t struggle as they led him down to the sick bay. He was trying to clear his head. Where was he? He must have been pretty drunk last night.

  He remembered meeting Parks. And getting thrown out by the bartender. Then what?

  Oh, yeah. He’d gone to the Shark’s for a bottle. From there on, it was mostly gone. He remembered a fight or something, but that was all that registered.

  The medic in the sick bay fired two shots from a hypo-gun into both arms, but Clayton ignored the slight sting.

  “Where am I?”

  “Real original. Here, take these.” He handed Clayton a couple of capsules, and gave him a glass of water to wash them down with.

  When the water hit his stomach, there was an immediate reaction.

  “Oh, Christ!” the medic said. “Get a mop, somebody. Here, bud; heave into this.” He put a basin on the table in front of Clayton.

  It took them the better part of an hour to get Clayton awake enough to realize what was going on and where he was. Even then, he was plenty groggy.

  * * * *

  It was the First Officer of the STS-52 who finally got the story straight. As soon as Clayton was in condition, the medic and the quartermaster officer who had found him took him up to the First Officer’s compartment.

  “I was checking through the stores this morning when I found this man. He was asleep, dead drunk, behind the crates.”

  “He was drunk, all right,” supplied the medic. “I found this in his pocket.” He flipped a booklet to the First Officer.

  The First was a young man, not older than twenty-eight with tough-looking gray eyes. He looked over the booklet.

  “Where did you get Parkinson’s ID booklet? And his uniform?”

  Clayton looked down at his clothes in wonder. “I don’t know.”

  “You don’t know? That’s a hell of an answer.”

  “Well, I was drunk,” Clayton said defensively. “A man doesn’t know what he’s doing when he’s drunk.” He frowned in concentration. He knew he’d have to think up some story.

  “I kind of remember we made a bet. I bet him I could get on the ship. Sure—I remember, now. That’s what happened; I bet him I could get on the ship and we traded clothes.”

  “Where is he now?”

  “At my place, sleeping it off, I guess.”

  “Without his oxy-mask?”

  “Oh, I gave him my oxidation pills for the mask.”

  The First shook his head. “That sounds like the kind of trick Parkinson would pull, all right. I’ll have to write it up and turn you both in to the authorities when we hit Earth.” He eyed Clayton. “What’s your name?”

  “Cartwright. Sam Cartwright,” Clayton said without batting an eye.

  “Volunteer or convicted colonist?”

  “Volunteer.”

  The First looked at him for a long moment, disbelief in his eyes.

  It didn’t matter. Volunteer or convict, there was no place Clayton could go. From the officer’s viewpoint, he was as safely imprisoned in the
spaceship as he would be on Mars or a prison on Earth.

  * * * *

  The First wrote in the log book, and then said: “Well, we’re one man short in the kitchen. You wanted to take Parkinson’s place; brother, you’ve got it—without pay.” He paused for a moment.

  “You know, of course,” he said judiciously, “that you’ll be shipped back to Mars immediately. And you’ll have to work out your passage both ways—it will be deducted from your pay.”

  Clayton nodded. “I know.”

  “I don’t know what else will happen. If there’s a conviction, you may lose your volunteer status on Mars. And there may be fines taken out of your pay, too.

  “Well, that’s all, Cartwright. You can report to Kissman in the kitchen.”

  The First pressed a button on his desk and spoke into the intercom. “Who was on duty at the airlock when the crew came aboard last night? Send him up. I want to talk to him.”

  Then the quartermaster officer led Clayton out the door and took him to the kitchen.

  The ship’s driver tubes were pushing it along at a steady five hundred centimeters per second squared acceleration, pushing her steadily closer to Earth with a little more than half a gravity of drive.

  * * * *

  There wasn’t much for Clayton to do, really. He helped to select the foods that went into the automatics, and he cleaned them out after each meal was cooked. Once every day, he had to partially dismantle them for a really thorough going-over.

  And all the time, he was thinking.

  Parkinson must be dead; he knew that. That meant the Chamber. And even if he wasn’t, they’d send Clayton back to Mars. Luckily, there was no way for either planet to communicate with the ship; it was hard enough to keep a beam trained on a planet without trying to hit such a comparatively small thing as a ship.

  But they would know about it on Earth by now. They would pick him up the instant the ship landed. And the best he could hope for was a return to Mars.