Double Threats Forever (Double Threat Series)

by Prestsater, Julie

  “What’s so funny at four in the morning, Mom?”

  “You are, Em,” she stutters through a snort.

  “I’m being responsible on my first day of school and you’re laughing at me?” Where’s the logic in that?

  “Your mom’s laughing at herself, actually,” Dad murmurs as he strolls up to me and plants a kiss on the top of my head, then moves on to my mom to do the same. “If I remember correctly, your mom was late the first day of school every year except her senior year. And even then, she was only on time because your aunties kidnapped her.”

  Mom stares up at dad, giving him the raised brow look. “That’s not exactly how I remember it, Alex. And you know it. I had five alarms set that morning.” She pokes him the chest with her index finger and he swipes it up in his big hands and kisses it. Other kids might think it’s gross to see their parents all smootchie poo, but I don’t mind. I think it’s adorable actually. Very romantic. Mom says I’ve read one too many romances and watched way too many romantic comedies. It’s my grandma’s fault. She has shelves and baskets all over her house full of love stories in print and film.

  “So what’re you doing in the hallway?” Dad asks, his arms curled around my mom’s shoulders.

  “I was just looking at your picture,” I tell them.

  “Again?” he asks.

  “Hey, it’s my favorite thing in this house to look at.”

  “Andi painted it for me for Christmas one year,” Mom says, touching the glass gently with her fingertips.

  “I know. I remember.”

  “You do?” Dad asks.

  I look up at them like they’ve sprouted horns. “Of course, I do. I loved this painting more than I liked being read to when I was a kid. Mom used to tell me stories about everyone. It was like our very own fairytale.” I glance at the picture again, remembering every time I sat in my mom’s lap, listening to her animated voice tell me all about my honorary aunts and uncles.

  We all stare at the picture in silence. Mom and Dad are probably recalling all their high school memories. I’m reliving the nights my mom would tuck me in and tell me all about how she, Auntie Keesh, and Auntie Steph were princesses and they found their princes. I’m fourteen now and that should be totally dorky, but I still love it.

  “Hey, Dad. Since Mom and my aunties married their high school sweethearts, do you think I might meet my future husband today?”

  He cringes at the question, but Mom laughs at my joke.

  “Andi and Travis were high school sweethearts too, you know,” Mom says.

  “I know.” Of course, I do. Mom would always start her story with them first. Unfortunately, I don’t know them too well. They got married and moved to Boston where Andi opened an art gallery. We’ve only visited them a few times but they come to visit every year at Christmas. I’ve always thought they are such an odd couple, Andi with her spiky hair that’s been a different color every time I’ve seen her, and Travis with his hulking Marine turned cop presence. What’s more odd is that the grown woman says ‘dude’ more than any teenage boy I know. Even though I don’t know them well, I’m so thankful to Andi for giving my mom and me our special time together.

  “Look at you guys, back in the day. That could be me today. My prince charming could be roaming the halls right beside me.”

  Dad almost chokes this time. Mom has to pat him on the chest before he regains a steady breath.

  “That’s not even funny, Emma,” he says, even though his tone says different.

  “Yeah, your dad didn’t propose until I graduated from college. So you have a long way to go, missy.” Mom raises a brow at me. That was one of my favorite parts of the story, when she would describe how my Dad proposed to her in front of everyone at her graduation party. What she loved the most was that Uncle Dom proposed to Auntie Steph too, on the same day. The two men planned it and got down on bended knee at the same time. I wish I could’ve been there to see it. Grams got plenty of pictures, but it’s not the same.

  “Hey, Auntie Keesh got married right after high school.” I sigh. Yet another part of the fairytale romance. Auntie Keesh was like Sleeping Beauty. She had to wait a long time for her prince to find his way back to her, but Uncle Jon Jon did. He moved back to California and started school in San Jose with Auntie Keesh, Uncle Dom, and my mom. My uncles, Jon and Dom, lived together off-campus while my mom and Auntie Keesh lived in the dorms. That is until Keesh and Jon eloped, moved out, and had Gavin, the oldest of all us kids.

  At the same time, Dad had just graduated from Berkeley, got a job at an architectural firm, and moved to San Jose. Mom moved out of the dorms and in with Dad and Uncle Dom.

  When my mom and Auntie Steph finally finished college and got married, the two couples moved out on their own. Two years later, the three princesses had little princesses of their own. Auntie Keesh had Faith first, then came Victoria to Auntie Steph, and I’m the baby.

  “Well, that group of yours sure did multiply, huh,” I murmur.

  Dad chuckles. “Yeah, it did. How many kids are there?”

  Mom seems to be counting in her head. “Thirteen total.”

  “Here comes one of them now,” Mom says. “What was he? The fifth?”

  I run through the kids in my head. Yes, he came along right after me. Then, both my aunts had two more and Uncle Ben had his first. That round of kids spawned four boys. The dads say it was a rough time for them. All the wives were preggers at the same time. Twice.

  My parents stopped with two, but everyone else had one more. Well, except for Uncle Josh. He got a late start in the kid department. He has the most beautiful twin six-year old girls. They’re a handful. Dad says it’s payback since he was such a pain in the ass when he was younger.

  “What are you guys doing making all this noise?” Evan rests his head on my mom’s shoulder. “Can you call Auntie Steph and tell her to bring me some meds? I’m sick. I have a sore throat. I don’t think I can go to school today.”

  Mom presses her palm to his forehead. “Your fine. It’s the first day. You’re going.”

  Dad ruffles his hair. “Let’s go get ready, kiddo, before these women take over the bathrooms.” They take off down the hall, with Evan still rubbing his eyes to fully wake himself.

  “Let’s go eat some more cereal,” Mom says, looking down at my empty bowl. I follow her into the kitchen. “Are you feeling better, Em?”

  “Yeah. I’m ready for high school. How about you? Are you ready to have a child in high school.”

  “Honey, you’re going to be a student at the school I work at. It doesn’t get much better than that.”

  “You should be my English teacher.” I wink at her.

  “That’s not gonna happen.”

  “Why can’t I at least have Uncle Jon Jon for PE?”

  “Because you can’t be calling him Uncle Jon Jon, that’s why,” she mumbles through a mouthful of Cheerios.

  “You let me have Auntie Keesh as my counselor.”

  “That’s not the same.”

  I roll my eyes. “How about Amy and Brody? Can I be in either of their classes?”

  “You’ll probably have to. They’re the only ones who teach Calculus and Physics.”

  “They are one weird couple. They’re kids are total geeks.”

  “Who cares if they’re geeks? Their daughter goes to Stanford and their son goes to Columbia.”

  “Don’t you think it’s weird you all went back to your old high school to work?” I ask.

  Mom shakes her head. “Not weird at all. I think it’s special.”

  So do I, actually.

  I’m smoothing on my minty lip balm across my lips when my door opens.

  “Hey, girlie,” Faith says, plopping herself onto my bed. “You ready? You’re gramma is already here. She has a big ass camera strapped around her neck and your gramps is setting up the tripod outside.”

  “Sure am. Where’s Vic?”

  “I’m here,” she shouts flying into my room.

/>   Faith gives both of us the once over and says, “Ladies, lookin’ good. Watch out, Carver High. A new generation is on the way.” She leaps to her feet and pulls me and Vic beside her. “Check it out.” She smiles at us in the mirror. “We’re starting high school today.”

  Watch out is right. She’s gorgeous with her dad’s bronze skin tone, her mom’s almond-shaped eyes, and the most beautiful dark wavy hair. You can tell she’s of mixed ethnicity, looking all exotic.

  Victoria towers over us with the height of an Olympic volleyball player which she inherited from her parents. Unfortunately, I only got my dad’s green eyes and not his height. Instead, I’m as petite as my mother. Well, except for the baby fat I can’t seem to shed. Mom keeps telling me it will melt away when I least expect it, but moms are supposed to say nice things like that.

  I gaze at my two best friends, giddy as can be. “Let’s go. It’s time.”

  The noise level increases as we walk down the hall toward the kitchen, which happens to be a madhouse. My mom is insane for hosting this back to school morning every year. The boys are all stuffing their faces with donuts, while all the moms chatter over cups of coffee.

  “Picture time!” That’s Grams. Only my grandmother would want to capture the same pictures year after year. It’s crazy, I know. But since I was little, I’ve always been fascinated by all the pictures I’ve seen of my parents. Especially the ones from high school and college. I love seeing where I came from.

  We all start to shuffle outside when I hear, “Hey, squirt.” I whip around to see my favorite uncle. Not only does he spoil me rotten, but he makes for a great speaker at Career Day with all his stories about traveling the world, protecting the President when he was an active Marine. Emphasis on the word active because once a Marine, always a Marine. We’ve all be schooled on that one too many times to ever call him a former or ex-Marine.

  “Hey, Uncle Benny!” I wrap my arms around his waist for a tight squeeze. He tries messing up my hair but I get away in time. Is he nuts? It’s the first day of my high school career and he’s ruining my do.

  “You know, that was cute when you were four. But when you call me that now, you just sounds like a wise ass.”

  “Better than being a dumbass.”

  A big smile stretches across his face as he chuckles.

  “Where’s the uniform, sir? Not catching any bad guys today?”

  “Nope, I’m off duty. Me and the rest of the guys are playing hookie and going golfing. Perks of being the boss.” He winks.

  “Must be nice.”

  “That’s what I said,” Uncle Jon Jon huffs. He’s a teacher so he won’t be swinging like Tiger today.

  “Bro, you’re a PE teacher. Every day is a day off for you,” Uncle Ben says, tossing out a playful jab into his ribs.

  “Okay, everyone. Pipe down, you animals. Let’s get this show on the road. The kids have to get to school.” The loud chatter seems to quiet. “Is everyone here?” She scans the crowd. “Where’s Josh?”

  “He’s the only one without a job, and he’s never on time.” Uncle Jon throws his hands in the air, shaking his head with a loud sigh. The guy doesn’t need to work. After seven record-breaking seasons as a professional pitcher, he doesn’t need to work another day in his life. Although something tells me it’d be easier to have a real job than staying home talking care of twin girls.

  A loud screech of tires has everyone twisting their heads to look down the street. A black Sequoia double parks, and the door opens. “We’re here. We’re here,” Josh yells. He and his wife unload the girls and they all come running toward the rest of us. “We didn’t miss it, did we?”

  “No!” Grams shouts. “Okay, now would you all get under the oak tree so this old lady can snap a picture.” Old lady, my ass. She still dances around to her favorite boy band like she’s a teenager.

  The whole tribe of us crowds underneath the big oak tree in my front yard. Grams takes a few smiling poses before she asks us to get wacky. I cross my eyes and stick out my tongue at the same time. Then, she takes a few of the kids only. Vic, Faith, and I do our trademark pose, with our arms linked and our heads titled toward each other.

  The last shots are of our parents—Mom and Dad, Auntie Keesha and Uncle Jon, Auntie Steph and Uncle Dom, Uncle Josh and Aunt Savannah, and Uncle Benny and Aunt Sophia. Savannah and Sophia didn’t go to high school with the rest of them but you’d never know it. They fit right in. Uncle Josh met his woman in his baseball days. She’s a sports reporter. And Uncle Ben found his woman in the military. She looks like a model but can shoot a rifle. Kinda scary, and very cool at the same time.

  “Isn’t it cute how our parents still snuggle up to each other? When I’m their age, I hope I’m still that in love,” Victoria says.

  Faith waves her off. “I think it’s gross.”

  “I think it’s romantic,” I confess, my hands clasped together under my chin. Okay, maybe I have read too many love stories. But watching my mom and dad, and the happiness dancing in their eyes as my grams takes photos of them and their lifetime friends, makes me hope for the same thing someday.

  “That’s a wrap,” Grams calls out. “Kids, grab your bags and get into the right cars.”

  “I’m taking the high schoolers,” my mom shouts. “I can’t be late to my first period already.” She chuckles.

  “I’ve got the middle schoolers,” Auntie Keesh says. “I already know I have a line of students waiting for me.” She shivers at the thought.

  “And I’ve got the little ones,” Auntie Steph yells. She can be as late as she wants. Being a pediatrician offers her a little flexibility. “My first patient isn’t until ten.”

  “Shotgun,” I call out. There’s a mad dash as everyone says their goodbyes.

  “Have a great first day of high school, Emma,” Dad says, my face cupped in his big hands. “I love you, baby girl, so don’t you even think about replacing me with some smelly boy today.”

  “You were once a smelly boy, and Mom still loved you.”

  “And your grandpa almost shot me.” He tries to plaster on a serious face, but it doesn’t work.

  Uncle Ben chimes in, resting his forearm on my dad’s shoulder. “And I’m a well-trained Marine with lots of guns and ammo, so remember that.” He narrows his eyes at me, trying to have the same effect as my dad, but he has the same amount of success. These two are the biggest teddy bears. They couldn’t scare a fly.

  “Come on, Em. Say goodbye to these boneheads before we’re late.” She flashes my dad and uncle the look and tugs me away.

  Over my shoulder, I shout, “Bye, Daddy. Love you too.”

  On the way to school, I hold my new binder in my lap, scanning the collage of pics I’ve tucked inside the plastic front cover. There are tons of pictures of me, Vic, and Faith—even one on our first day of kindergarten. Another one shows me and Evan, with our hands in the air as we’re coming down Splash Mountain at Disneyland. One of my favorite snapshots is one of my mom and dad sitting on an old wooden swing outside a mountain lodge, the same place where they got married, and where we go every year as a family for their anniversary.

  The best one is a copy of my mom’s painting—the one Andi made for her. I took a picture of it with my phone and printed it.

  It’s my very first day of high school, and I can’t stop looking at it. I can’t stop thinking about all of my mom’s stories. Like the one about how she had such great teachers that she decided to be one herself. Or all the ones about her making friends that have lasted a lifetime. And most exciting, the one about how she found her one true love.

  I can’t wait to experience high school, just like my mom and dad. My very own fairy tale awaits.

  I’ll find it.

  I’ll write it.

  My happily ever after will come.

  Someday.

  Credits

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  © 2012 Julie Prestsater

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  This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, and real locales are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

  Cover Photography: Matt Ford of The Westgate Studios

  Photo editing and author photo: Adriana Pilonieta of Visual Image Photography

  Cover Models: Jurnee Mroczek and Gabriel Quesada

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