The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Go to the Moon!: A Spaced Out Comedy SciFi Adventure that Truly Stinks (Humorous action book for preteen kids age 9-12); US edition
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On behalf of Willy, Peter, Skyler, and myself, I thank you.
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Read Willy and Peter’s other great adventure!
Would you trust these guys to save the planet?
Willy and Peter love beans, onion dip, and smelling up school buses. But a search for a birthday gift for little sis lands them in a big stink.
Captured by mad clowns, the brothers unmask a putrid plot to destroy the world with Weapons of Mass Flatulation. Willy and Peter and their super-secret, super disgusting fart formula are the world’s only hope.
From flying camels to stormy seas, can Willy and Peter out-gas the evil clowns? Can they save humanity from ex-stink-tion? And still get home in time for their sister’s birthday?
Find out now at:
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Who writes this stuff?
M.D. WHALEN (writer)
He was always the kid who sat in the back of the class scribbling stories and cartoons. Later he sat in front of the class scribbling stories, when he should have been teaching! Now he writes full time in the back of his house, and has published many books under other names. He also enjoys cycling, world travel, and making rude noises in different languages.
DES CAMPBELL (artist)
Brought up on British comics—Beano, Whizzer & Chips and such—Des has always drawn daft cartoons. He tries to be sophisticated and cultured, but it’s all big noses, wonky teeth and funny feet… that’s also how his characters look!
The End
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or, if real, are used fictitiously.
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First US edition, published 2017
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