Much Ado About a Boy

by Jeanette Lewis

  Erin nodded, but her stomach was tight. Holly had always been hard to read and the two of them had clashed more than once at camp. Erin had had a talent for annoying her then and it looked like that hadn’t changed.

  She looked down the aisle again, taking note of who was missing.

  “Do you know if Kynley is coming?” she asked. Of all the Wallakee girls, Erin missed Kynley the most. Maybe because they had such similar personalities.

  MacKenzie shook her head. “I’m sure she wanted to be here, but with her crazy touring schedule, she probably couldn’t get away.”

  “What about Alyssa?”

  “She’s here, off taking pictures. Maryn’s saving her a seat.” MacKenzie nodded her head toward the empty seat at Maryn’s side. Alyssa and Maryn had come to camp together; Erin wasn’t surprised to see they were still close friends.

  “What about Summer?”

  “Who knows where Summer is?” MacKenzie rolled her eyes. “Probably sailing down the Vltava on a raft.”

  They laughed. If anyone could be found sailing down the Vltava on a raft, it would be Summer. “I’ll bet she’s wearing some funky bohemian outfit and has picked up at least one hunky Czech boyfriend,” Erin said, leaping into the fantasy. “Maybe more.”

  “I’m guessing more,” MacKenzie said.

  There was a disturbance at the back and they all turned to see the wedding party getting into position.

  “I love weddings,” MacKenzie sighed, once it became obvious they weren’t quite ready to start. “Holly, have you decided where yours will be yet?”

  “Please have it outside,” Erin urged. “Though maybe not in a cemetery.”

  “Ha! I’m getting married in the winter. Trust me, you do not want to be outside for very long in a Utah winter,” Holly replied.

  “But you could ride in on a sleigh, pulled by white horses,” Erin said excitedly. She could almost see it: with her dark hair, Holly would make a beautiful winter bride. “The horses could have sleigh bells and you could wear a white fur cape and carry a bouquet of red roses, mistletoe, and holly berries. It’s perfect!” She put her hand over her mouth and launched into her best Darth Vader wheeze. “It’s your destiny.”

  Holly laughed. “Maybe I should hire you as my wedding consultant.”

  Erin shook her head, relaxing at the sound of Holly’s laughter. “Not my gig. But I’ll give you that idea for free.”

  They stopped talking as a pastor in a long black robe came down a side aisle, followed by a string quartet and a guitarist. The musicians took seats to the left of the mausoleum, while the pastor went to the steps. After a brief tuning, the guitarist began to play a series of chords and the quartet joined in soon after. Erin had expected “Canon in D” or some other wedding staple, and was pleasantly surprised when they began to play “Can’t Help Falling in Love.”

  Everyone turned as the wedding party made its way down the carpet of autumn leaves, starting with Darrin and the best man. Darrin was not quite the kind of guy Erin would have imagined for Nikki, but he was cute in an understated way. His dark brown hair was newly trimmed, but still managed to look a bit shaggy, growing past his ears and long over his forehead. He had big, solemn brown eyes that made her think of a puppy poster, but when he smiled, they twinkled merrily at the guests. He was obviously having the time of his life.

  Erin had missed yesterday’s pre-wedding dinner. “Is he nice?” she whispered to MacKenzie as Darrin passed their row.

  “He’s great,” MacKenzie replied. “They’re so cute together.”

  Darrin and the best man reached the front and took their places at the pastor’s side as the parents began their walk down the aisle. Next came Nikki’s five bridesmaids in long gowns of varying shades of pink, wine, and cranberry. They were escorted by groomsmen in black suits with ties that matched the color of the bridesmaid’s dress. Erin’s eye fell on the second groomsman in line: tall, with dark wavy hair, and looking mighty fine in his suit.

  “Check out number two,” she muttered.

  “Oh yeah!” MacKenzie replied.

  But as they came closer, Erin’s hopes evaporated. Number two wore a wedding band. Bummer.

  The bridesmaids and groomsmen fanned out on either side of the pastor as the musicians paused, then started into the familiar “Wedding March.”

  Erin couldn’t suppress a squeal of delight when Nikki and her father arrived at the head of the aisle. Nikki’s dress was ivory with a deep V-neckline. The cap sleeves and fitted bodice were made from delicate lace that transitioned gradually into a flowing chiffon skirt. Her auburn hair was caught in a chignon at the base of her neck and covered by a veil edged in lace. She held a bouquet of creamy roses, accented with cranberry and pink flowers. Erin shot a glance at Darrin and was satisfied to see his mouth open and his eyes gleaming with tears as he gazed at his bride. Pure devotion. The way it should be.

  Erin shifted in her seat as a dart of apprehension shot through her. Sometimes she caught Matt giving her that same kind of look. But that was silly—they were just friends and he knew it.

  After the appropriate dramatic pause, Nikki and her dad started forward, the leaves rustling and crunching under their feet. When she passed the row with the Camp Wallakee girls, Nikki grinned and shot them a wink.

  The pastor spoke only a few words of advice before leading the couple through their vows. Erin had expected something a bit more dramatic, but it appeared Nikki and Darrin were content with short and sweet. They hadn’t even written their own vows. After a long kiss, the beaming newlyweds turned to face the applause and cheers from the crowd.

  “Ladies and gentlemen, Darrin and Dominique Pendleton,” the pastor announced while the bride and groom shared another kiss. “The couple will greet guests here on the mausoleum steps, then there are docents available if you’d like a tour of the cemetery. If you prefer to skip the tour, there are cars waiting to take you directly to the Stratshire Club for cocktails and refreshments. The reception will begin at six.”

  Erin and her friends joined the line. When they reached Nikki, she squealed and held out her arms. “My Wallakee girls!”

  For a minute there was chaos as everyone tried to hug and talk at once, but after a few minutes Nikki glanced at the line of guests waiting to greet her. “Listen, I’ll see you at the reception, okay?” She smiled. “I put you all at the same table, so make sure to save me a spot.”

  They promised, and after a final hug, they moved away as a group to the cemetery road.

  “So what do you think?” Erin asked, eyeing the group of black-clad docents waiting for tour requests.

  Taylor huffed. “No offense to Nikki, but I really don’t want to traipse around a cemetery in these heels. I’d rather find some wine.”

  The rest of the girls agreed, so they piled into one of the waiting limos. Erin slid along the black leather seat to the front to make room for everyone.

  “One down,” she said in triumph.

  “Almost two,” Alyssa put in. “Holly’s got her man.”

  “And Taylor,” Lindsey added.

  All eyes went to Taylor, who stared fixedly out the window, even though the heavy tint made it hard to see much of anything. The unasked and unanswered question hung in the air. Did it count if you married your billionaire, but then divorced him?

  “Nikki looked so pretty,” Erin said quickly. “I loved her hair.”

  The girls launched into a conversation about the wedding, the dresses, the colors, the setting, and especially the groomsmen. Erin realized she wasn’t the only one hoping Darrin had some wealthy friends ... though what were the chances they would all get to marry their dream man? The odds were pretty good someone would end up embarrassing themselves at their reception.

  Her mind drifted back to the day they’d made the pact. It had been raining for three days and the camp was a quagmire of mud. After lunch, the counselors, evidently tired of cleaning up muddy footprints and trying to entertain scraggly groups of increasingly b
ored teenage girls, ordered everyone to their cabins with orders to stay there.

  They played several rounds of Uno, Phase Ten, and Dominos, and Erin and Kynley did an impromptu talent show, but by mid-afternoon, everyone was bored and grumpy.

  Erin couldn’t remember who came up with the idea of MASH (mansion, apartment, shack, house). Maryn handed out paper and they all listed four options for future dreams, including what kind of house they would have, who they would marry, where they would live, and how many children they would have. According to the rules, one of the options in each category had to be lame—like living in a shack, or ending up with two dozen children, or marrying a boy you couldn’t stand.

  One by one, they took turns picking a number and crossing off the corresponding items on their lists until they were down to one option each.

  “This is dumb,” someone, probably Holly, had finally said. “I’m definitely not going to live in a shack. My daddy says I’m going to marry a rich man and live in a mansion, end of story.”

  Erin had looked at Holly in awe. Aside from a few who attended on grants, the girls all came from affluent families—you had to be well off to afford Camp Wallakee—but the idea that you could plan to marry money, was new to her.

  “Me, too,” Taylor had insisted.

  “Let’s all promise to marry rich guys,” Erin said as inspiration struck. So the Billionaire Bride Pact was made. They went around the room and each girl took her turn raising her hand and declaring, “I, ___________________, do solemnly swear that someday I’ll marry a billionaire.”

  Lindsey drew up a contract and they all signed their names.

  As the years went by, they stayed in touch and eventually acknowledged that maybe billionaires was a little unrealistic. Nevertheless, they periodically reaffirmed their pledge to marry well.

  And with Nikki’s wedding, they were underway.

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