Malcolm and Me

by Robin Farmer

  MALCOLM

  AND ME

  Copyright © 2020, Robin Farmer

  All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever.

  Published by SparkPress, a BookSparks imprint,

  A division of SparkPoint Studio, LLC

  Phoenix, Arizona, USA, 85007

  www.gosparkpress.com

  Published 2020

  Printed in the United States of America

  Print ISBN: 978-1-68463-083-7

  E-ISBN: 978-1-68463-084-4

  Library of Congress Control Number: 2020944806

  Interior design by Tabitha Lahr

  All company and/or product names may be trade names, logos, trademarks, and/or registered trademarks and are the property of their respective owners.

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

  To my family

  “I’m for truth, no matter who tells it.”

  —MALCOLM X

  CHAPTER 1

  “The penguin is in a wicked mood today,” Geoffrey whispers, as he passes my desk in eighth-grade history class on the way to the pencil sharpener.

  I sit in the back because it’s mission impossible to see the blackboard from behind my hair, which has been inspired by social justice activist Angela Davis, my idol.

  I’m in the last seat in the last row next to a bank of windows overlooking the schoolyard. Far from Sister Elizabeth’s desk, it is the best seat in class. Big hair has its perks.

  “Mr. Mulligan, share with the class what you just told Roberta!” Sister Elizabeth says, rising from her huge wooden desk at the head of the classroom.

  Tall and ruler straight, she has unfriendly blue eyes under her horn-rimmed glasses—and zero patience. As with all nuns, her age is a mystery. We can’t tell if her hair is gray or if she’s bald under her habit. Unlike most nuns, she still wears the corny old-fashioned kind of habit even though it’s 1973.

  On the flip side of being scary, she loves to sing and has a butter-smooth voice and a laugh I rarely hear, but dig because it is so free and loose. So unlike her.

  “Nothing, Sister. I just asked her to move her foot so I wouldn’t trip,” he says, the red splotches on his pale cheeks deepening. He shuffles to his seat up front by her.

  “Unlike you, I am not uneducable. I told you earlier to keep your trap shut. I am in no mood for shenanigans today.” Sister’s voice sounds scratchy, like she’s fighting a cold. She makes her what-smells-bad expression, snatches up an eraser, and wipes the board clean. “Let’s return our attention to Chapter 6 in your history books. Review the five rights proposed in the Declaration of Independence, and then we’ll have a discussion.”

  Scanning the room, her disapproving eyes linger on my gigantic halo of hair, which she called “distracting.” My Afro is even bigger and bolder than it was when she made me move my desk out of alphabetical order and plunk it behind Mary Zito. Guess that’s punishment for both my fast-growing hair and increasing Black pride.

  Sister Elizabeth nods at my closed textbook, shorthand to start reading. Now. I had already jumped ahead and completed the review assignment yesterday, but I chill out. No need to wind her up. Two more classes and I’m heading home, where special birthday gifts await the new teen me.

  Opening my textbook, I watch to see if she’ll doze off like she’s been doing lately during reading assignments. We wait for her habit to droop and jerk up before turning our attention to each other. After about ten nods, I receive a handful of birthday cards from around the room along with a pack of apple Now and Later candies, my absolute favorite sugar rush.

  The candy is a gift from Donna Rapinesi, a Cher wannabe and eye-shadow junkie, who flirts with dimpled-faced Gary as Sister Elizabeth cat naps. His pearly teeth and green eyes framed by lush lashes make every girl in eighth grade, Black and white, agree that Gary is so fine.

  Mouth watering, I scratch off the wrapper glued to the candy and gaze out the window just as a streak of lightning, odd for this time of the year, zigzags across the sky. I wait for a thunderclap that never comes. Rain falls in thick sheets from a sky covered by a gray veil, but not even this bizarre storm can spoil my birthday.

  Besides, my English teacher Mr. Harvey has an announcement this afternoon about the annual writing contest. I’ve come close to winning it the two years prior. I softly tap my knuckles on my desk for luck that he’ll say the contest will be another essay competition. I’d consider that news another birthday gift.

  After a few minutes, our big mouths wake up Sister Elizabeth. She goes to the middle of the blackboard and writes with perfect penmanship: “Among its list of self-evident truths, the Declaration asserts that ‘all men are created equal.’”

  I perk up. History is one of my favorite subjects, so I slip the neon-green candy into my pocket.

  Sleepy-eyed Sister Elizabeth turns from the blackboard and addresses us. “Who can tell me why Thomas Jefferson signed the Declaration of Independence when at the time he owned slaves?” She sits.

  Geoffrey’s hand shoots in the air. Sister ignores him and calls on her pet, Eileen, a wavy-haired brainiac with crooked eyeglasses whose dull essays somehow beat mine every year.

  “He probably didn’t have a chance to free them yet.”

  I mentally groan. For starters, that’s incorrect, and two, Sister doesn’t correct her.

  Sister looks around the room and rests her eyes on me. “What do you think, Roberta?”

  “Because he was a hypocrite.”

  Sister Elizabeth stiffens and blinks until her eyes become blue blazes. “What did you say?” Glaring, she rises from her seat, breathing as if she had just run up the three flights to our class. She peers out the window at the wind-whipped Old Glory on the flagpole in the middle of the schoolyard. Then she eyeballs me, fury curling her lips.

  I swallow hard.

  Without warning, she snatches her beloved yardstick and slams it against her desk with such power that it snaps. That seems to enrage her more. She pounds her desk with her fist, and points to the closed classroom door.

  “Who do you think you are, Roberta Forest? Get out! Get out of my classroom!” she thunders, rocking in her stumpy black heels. “How dare you speak poorly about one of our forefathers who built this great nation.” Eyes and mouth tight with rage, she wags her finger at me. “Get back in the boat. Go back to Africa. We never needed you people in the first place!”

  My mouth drops open. All eyes shift from Sister to me. I glance at Stephanie, the only other Black student.

  I cannot believe my ears or eyes. I know in my gut that something bad is about to happen. She is out of control. Maybe I am, too. I am so mad everything turns gray like TV static. My body feels rubbed raw. Gripping the edges of my desk, I am way more angry than afraid.

  “I don’t have forefathers, I have just one,” I say, rising out of my seat. “I wasn’t born in Africa, but my ancestors were, before they were enslaved by your people.”

  She’s quicker than the Flying Nun. Sister Elizabeth’s habit flows out like a cape, and her rosary beads clack as she rushes down the aisle. She towers above me.

  “You get out of my room now!” she hollers, her warm spittle flying all around me.

  Scowling, I wipe my face. I turn to leave when she swings her hefty arm with Muhammad Ali force and delivers a mind-blowing slap that rocks my cheekbone. I didn’t see it coming and instinctively, I throw up my hands to protect myself. Pushing outward, I accidently strike the top of her armpit. The chain of her glistening crucifix scratches the knuckles of my retreating fist. />
  “Ooh, she just punched Sister,” Eileen whisper-shouts. Gasps echo around the room.

  I want to apologize, but Sister’s second slap, stronger than the first, snaps my head sideways. And then, like The Twilight Zone, the unthinkable happens. Before I can catch myself, my hand deliberately curls up and blindly slams into a pillowy softness that makes me want to throw up.

  Jesus, I just hit Sister in her titty. My stomach ping pongs with shame.

  My wide-eyed classmates watch in shocked silence as Sister saves her best shot for last, a fury-fueled pop that makes my ears hum. Cradling my lava hot cheek, I jump back out of hitting range even though I want to bend her fingers back until they break. But she’s a Sister. I can’t.

  Where is God? I wonder. Because he’s not here with me. Or in Sister Elizabeth’s heart. I glance at the crucifix on the wall above the blackboard. He wasn’t there either, because this madness should force his son off that cross and between me and this monster wearing God’s gold wedding ring. But it doesn’t.

  Tears nearly blinding me, I flee the classroom. Sister follows, tossing my book bag out behind me. Backtracking, I scoop it up as her screechy voice echoes in the hallway and draws curious teachers out of their classrooms.

  “Go to Mother Superior and tell her you just struck me twice, you unbelievable miscreant! I never want to see the likes of you in my classroom again.”

  I brace myself, expecting a lightning bolt to zap my back as I wobble through the hallway and head down three of the longest flights of stairs in my life to report to the main office. I shiver right down to my bones with every step, knowing electrocution is better than expulsion.

  CHAPTER 2

  In the empty stairwell, dizziness gets the best of me. It’s my thirteenth birthday and I just fed my homeroom nun two knuckle sandwiches. No doubt, I now have a reserved seat on an express train to hell. I cannot imagine the number of Hail Marys needed to out of this.

  I feel like a let-go balloon. Loose, unsafe, ready to pop. Wait, haven’t I popped already?

  My parents didn’t raise me to act like a juvenile delinquent. It’s just that no one, not even my “girl, don’t play with me” mother, had ever tried to slap the Black off my face before. Or, looked at me as if I were a roach in need of a big shoe.

  I step out into heavy rain and covered my Afro with my book bag. Mind elsewhere, I step into a puddle. I fight the urge to scream F bombs in the schoolyard.

  With soggy shoes, I move to the school’s oldest structure, a gray stone building housing grades first through fifth and the main office. The yard separates the primary school from our church, which I’m tempted to bum rush to beg God to end this nightmare. But clearly I’m wide awake with wet toes, a stinging cheek, and an Afro shrinking from the humidity.

  Rain hits my face sideways as I peer up at the glistening twin gold crosses. Help me.

  I step into the primary school and linger outside the main office. Making the sign of the cross, I pray for Mother Superior to listen to my side.

  I approach the counter. The office aide sizes me up. Her eyes dart over my empty hands, a sign I’m not here on an errand.

  “Another one. Must be a full moon.” Her disgust flattens her mouth.

  “Sister Elizabeth . . . threw me out. My name is Roberta Forest.”

  She sniffs like I had forgotten my deodorant. Someone sure smells funky, but not me. She writes my name on a list. I plunk myself next to other student sinners awaiting their fate.

  Fear bubbles in my throat. I calm myself by picturing the pink princess phone waiting in my bedroom. The idea of talking for hours almost makes me smile.

  No telling what extra goody would be waiting for me from Daddy. He had already left for the trolley depot by the time I sniffed peppery scrapple frying and ran downstairs before my little brother, Charles, ate the crusty bits I crave. Mom said he left early so he’d be home for my birthday.

  Now my birthday is ruined.

  What happens to a nun puncher? Suspension or expulsion? I bow my head and squeeze my eyes shut, hoping God and I remain on speaking terms. There’s only one way to find out:

  Me: Dear God, Almighty Father, our Lord, sweet Jesus, I am so sorry! You know I did not mean for any of this to happen. Save me, please!

  God: I know, my child. I will make it all go away.

  Me: In time for my birthday party? It’s only a few hours away. Bonnie is coming over. Fix it, please! I’ll go to church every Sunday, and I’ll be on time. Promise!

  God: Stop pushing your luck. You struck a holy woman. You must suffer the consequences. I will save you from being suspended and expelled, and allow you to get your birthday gifts. Say ten Hail Marys, apologize for your transgressions, and really mean it.

  Me: Thank you, God.

  Opening my eyes, the bright lights in the office of doom make me blink. Hope that filled me seconds ago gushes out like air escaping a punctured tire. God knows what I feel. It’s the fiery knot of anger that balled up my fist. Something burns in my chest, too. I am furious at Sister for hurting me in places I cannot see. I seesaw between anger and guilt.

  It doesn’t help that in the hour it takes Mom to arrive, I freak myself out from all of the punishments I imagine await me if I’m expelled.

  When Mom appears in the doorway, her mouth is a thin line. Someone is about to get a verbal beat-down. I hope it’s not me.

  “Come out in the hallway, Roberta,” Mom demands, holding the door open.

  The aide, typing with her back to us, turns around. “She can’t leave until Mother Superior sees her.” Her tone is appropriate for a student or clueless sub, not for my mother.

  Mom arches an eyebrow and tilts her head as if she misheard. “I don’t need anyone’s permission to speak with my daughter. I am Dora Forest and you are . . .?”

  The aide pushes her glasses up. “I’m sorry, I didn’t know she’s your daughter.”

  No headline news there. My caramel complexion, super thick hair and full lips have nothing in common with Mom’s sharp features, ivory skin, and wavy, sandy hair. People are often surprised to learn she is Black. She’s quick to set them straight.

  I shuffle into the hallway and widen my eyes to look innocent.

  “What the Sam Hill is going on? I take off to get your phone connected, and you’re up here acting like a fool. Boxing nuns?” She throws her hands up. “You know I had to fight to get you and your brother in here. Now, you may get expelled! Then what? You’re not setting foot in any public school with those gangs, fights, and fast girls. We’ll ship your butt down South.”

  My Uncle Wayne’s tired, dusty farm? What?

  “Sister is prejudiced. She told me to go back to Africa! Then slapped me three times.” My voice gets tangled in the web of hurt lining my throat. “I defended myself.”

  “She said what?” Mom leans in to hear better.

  I share the ordeal with Mom, whose stony expression crumbles with every word.

  The aide pokes her head out into the hall, motions that the principal is ready.

  “I wonder if your father was called?” Mom says.

  In the office we sit and face Mother Superior, who looks at me with disappointment. “I’m sorry Mr. Forest could not join us as we discuss this serious infraction.”

  Mom’s shoulder jerks. “Did you call him at work?”

  “We were informed that he’s off today.”

  Mom’s eyes narrow. Daddy took off at the last minute for my birthday, I figure.

  Mother Superior faces me. “Did you or did you not strike Sister Elizabeth?”

  Her question stings like more slaps. I’m not sure what happened. I didn’t mean to. Right?

  Unwilling to wait for me to squeak out a response, she turns to Mom. “As you know, hitting a member of our faculty can result in expulsion.”

  “Roberta will be punished.” Mom speaks in a formal tone she uses when controlling her temper in public. “But Sister Elizabeth smacked my daughter three times after telling
her to go back to Africa in front of the entire class. Will she be reprimanded as well?”

  We wait in uneasy silence until Mother Superior clears her throat. “Sister Elizabeth was pushed too far by your impudent daughter. Roberta has a tendency to be too prideful and mouthy.”

  Mom turns to me, anger knotting her face. “Go wait out in the office.”

  Twenty minutes later Mom exits the office, a half-smiling Mother Superior on her heels.

  Our principal takes me by the shoulders. “Your mother wants the best for you. I can’t say that for all our . . . students. However, this is serious and I have no recourse.”

  I stare at my damp shoes, heart thumping in my ears and sweat pooling behind my knees.

  “I’m suspending you for three days and you have a week of detention.”

  I’m so relieved I could do a Soul Train split. But then an instant twitch kicks in and I go back to feeling turned inside out. After suspension, then what? There’s no escaping Sister, who teaches two of my advanced classes.

  Outside, approaching Mom’s car, I ask, “Why didn’t you talk to Sister Elizabeth?”

  “Apparently, she’s not feeling well. We’ll meet tomorrow. I’m ready to read her the riot act, so waiting is probably a blessing in disguise.”

  Right on, Mom! Closing the door, I reach for the radio dial. Mom smacks my hand away.

  “Ouch! What’s that for?”

  “Hit another teacher, and I’ll knock you out, hear? You’re not grown.”

  “Wait! What did I say that was wrong to get slapped and humiliated?”

  “It’s not what you said today, it’s your behavior lately. Mother Superior said Sister had planned to call us about your conduct. Again.”

  Blood rushes to my face. “I thought you were on my side. I should have known.”

  “Call Bonnie on the house phone. Tell her she can’t come over. You’re on punishment.”

  “Huh?”

  “I didn’t stutter. And I told you about saying ‘huh.’”

  We ride in silence until Mom parks by the supermarket. She rushes to the hardware store down the block.