The House of Cards Complete Trilogy

by Michael Dobbs

  “Never! Trade secret, you know.”

  “I’m very good with trade secrets. Or had you forgotten?”

  The editor looked perplexed. “Look, Tim, I’ll support you in every way I can, you know that. But sources…They’re the crown jewels. Journalistic integrity, and all that.”

  Stamper’s dark eyes burned bright. The pupils were small, almost unnaturally so, which gave Brynford-Jones the impression they were carving at him.

  “Just so we don’t misunderstand each other, BBJ…” The hubbub around them had fallen to an expectant hush as a voice over the radio announced the chimes of Big Ben were about to strike. Stamper had to lower his voice to a whisper, but not so low that Brynford-Jones could be sure others would not hear. “Integrity comes in many shapes and sizes, but not in your size and not through an open bathroom window. Don’t go coy on me now.”

  There was dead silence as the wheels of the great clock began to turn and engage. The editor wriggled in discomfort.

  “Truth is, I can’t be sure. Seriously. Chronicle got it first. We only followed up in the later editions.”

  “But—”

  Brynford-Jones’s eyes darted nervously around the room, not settling. The introductory peal of the bells had begun giving him a little cover. The bastard wasn’t going to let go. “But. The story was written by their Court Correspondent, good contacts with the Palace. When we inquired in Downing Street and other Government departments, all we got were squawks of outrage and confusion.”

  “And from the Palace?”

  “Nothing. No denial, no outrage. No confirmation, either. I spoke to the King’s pressman, Mycroft, myself. Said he’d check it out and get back if he could, but he never did. He knew we’d have to print without a pretty authoritative denial.”

  “So.”

  “It came from the Palace. The King, or one of his merry men. Must’ve been. They could have stopped it. They didn’t.” He was sweating, wiping his pink brow with a handkerchief he had lodged beneath the lace ruffles of his cavalier’s sleeve. “Christ, Tim. I don’t know for certain.”

  Big Ben struck and the room echoed with the sound of renewed revelry. Stamper leaned close, forced to shout into the other’s ear. “So you’ve told me nothing but gossip and your integrity’s intact. See how easy it was, old friend?” Stamper squeezed the editor’s arm tightly, with surprising force for one whose frame seemed so narrow and pinched.

  “Peace and goodwill to all men, eh, Tim?”

  “Don’t be a bloody fool.”

  ***

  In a bar not more than two miles from Lady Susan’s party, Mycroft was also welcoming in the New Year. It would have been easy, too easy, to have moped. At this time of year, alone. Kenny away. An empty, cheerless house. But Mycroft didn’t feel sorry for himself. To the contrary, he felt better, more at ease with himself, cleaner than he could remember ever feeling. His feelings had surprised him, but there could be nothing grubbier than going through the motions of sex while pretending it was love, when in truth there was no love to be shared, and he realized he had felt grubby all his married life. Yet with Kenny, Mycroft felt surprised, astonished at some of the things he had been asked to do, but totally untainted. He had wandered around Kenny’s flat all afternoon, reading his postcards, playing his records, flopping about in Kenny’s slippers and one of his favorite jumpers, trying to touch him in any way he could. He’d never been in love and he was far too old to be misty-eyed, but he felt about Kenny as he had done for no other person. He didn’t know if it was love but what the hell, at very least it was immense gratitude for Kenny’s sharing, his understanding, for putting him straight. Straight! Mycroft smiled as he enjoyed his own joke.

  The desire to share something of Kenny’s on New Year’s Eve had driven him back to the place where they had first met. This time the club was packed, with lights flashing and a DJ with mustache dyed party purple keeping up a steady patter on the disco. He had propped himself quietly in the corner, enjoying the spectacle. Three very athletic young men provided a floor show, doing something with balloons that necessitated taking off most of their clothing, with “more to come” as the DJ eagerly promised. Mycroft had been anxious that someone would bother him, try to pick him up—“those queers are such tarts,” Kenny had once teased. He didn’t know if he would be able to handle it, but no one tried. He was clearly at ease with himself and his bottle of Mexican beer with lime twist and, anyway, Mycroft mused, he was probably ten years older than anyone else in the bar. Grandfather deserved his bit of peace.

  As the evening progressed the noise level had grown and the company became more boisterous. Men were queuing to have provocative photographs taken with one of the floor show artistes, a drag queen who was promised for the after-midnight cabaret. Almost out of sight on the far side of the room, men disappeared into the scrum of the dance floor, to reappear many minutes later glowing with heat and often with rumpled clothing. He suspected he would not care for all he might find going on beneath the pulsating lights of the disco’s laser system, deciding he was content with his ignorance. There were some doors he wasn’t yet ready to pass through.

  Midnight approached. The crush grew. Everyone else was jostling, dancing, stealing kisses, waiting. The radio was on. Big Ben. One man was already overcome, the tears cascading down his cheeks and onto his T-shirt, but they were obviously tears of happiness. The atmosphere was warm and emotional as all around couples held hands. He imagined Kenny’s. Then the hour struck, a cheer went up, and the whole bar became a confusion of balloons, streamers, “Auld Lang Syne,” and passionate embraces. He smiled in contentment. Quickly the embraces became less passionate and more freewheeling as everyone in the room seemed to be kissing each other in a game of musical lips. One or two tried it on with Mycroft but with a smile he waved them coyly away. There was another shadow beside him, bending for a kiss, a portly man in a leather waistcoat with one hand on Mycroft’s shoulder and the other attached to an unhealthy looking youth with a bad case of barber’s rash.

  “Don’t I know you?”

  Mycroft froze. Who the hell could know him in here?

  “Don’t worry, old man. No need to look so alarmed. Name’s Marples, Tony Marples. Lady Clarissa to my friends. We met at the Garden Party during the summer. You obviously don’t recognize me in my party frock.”

  It began to come back. The face. The bristles at the top of the cheek he habitually missed while shaving. The thick lips and crooked front tooth, the sweat gathered along the crease in his chin. Now he remembered. “Aren’t you…?”

  “MP for Dagenham. And you’re Mycroft, the King’s press secretary. Didn’t know you were one of the girls.”

  The youth with pimples looked scarcely sixteen with unpleasant yellow stains between his teeth. Mycroft felt sick.

  “Don’t worry, old love. I’m not from the News of the Screws or anything. If you want to lock it away, your dark and dreadful secret’s safe with me. All girls together now, aren’t we? Happy New Year!” A gurgle began in the back of Marples’s throat that passed as a chuckle and he leaned to kiss Mycroft. As two thick wet lips extended toward him Mycroft knew he was on the verge of vomiting and gave a lunge of desperation, pushing the MP away as he made a dash for the door.

  Outside it was pouring with rain and he’d left his mohair overcoat inside. He was freezing and would soon be soaked. It didn’t matter. As he fought to rid himself of the taste of bile and to cleanse his lungs with fresh air, he decided the overcoat was the least of his concerns. With creatures like Marples inside, he would rather die of pneumonia than go back to collect it.

  Twenty-One

  His Highness is a man whose only mental exercise is to jump to conclusions. A life of mumbling and marmalade. But if we got rid of him, whose face would we put on all those mugs?

  She studied his face meticulously. It had lost its brightness and energy. The eyes sagged, looke
d older, the high forehead was rutted, the lips dry and inelastic, the jaw set. The atmosphere was heavy with cigarette smoke.

  “You arrive in this place, believing you’ll remold the world to your will. And all it does is to close in around you until you feel there’s no way out. Reminds you how mortal you are.”

  He was no longer a Prime Minister, an elevated figure above the rest. All she saw was a man, like any other, with troubles piled high upon his shoulders.

  “Mrs. Urquhart not here…?”

  “No,” he responded, brooding, until he seemed to realize he might have given the wrong impression. He looked up at her from his glass of whiskey. “No, Sally. It’s not that. It’s never quite like that.”

  “Then what?”

  He shrugged slowly, as if his muscles ached from the unseen burden. “Normally I’m not prone to self-doubt. But there are times when all you’ve planned seems to slip like sand between your fingers, the more you scrabble for it the more elusive and intangible it becomes.” He lit another cigarette, sucking the harsh smoke down hungrily. “It has, as they say, been one of those fortnights.”

  He looked at her silently for a long moment through the fresh blue haze that hung like incense in a cathedral. They were seated in the two leather armchairs of his study, it was past ten and the room was dark except for the light of two standard lamps that seemed to reach out and embrace them, forming a little world of their own and cutting them off from what lay in darkness beyond the door. She could tell he’d already had a couple of whiskeys.

  “I’m grateful for the distraction.”

  “Distraction from what?”

  “Ever the businesswoman!”

  “Or gypsy. What’s bothering you, Francis?”

  His eyes, rims red, held her, wondering how far he should trust her, trying to burrow inside to discover what thoughts hid behind the coyness. He found not pools of feminine sentimentality but resilience, toughness. She was good, very good, at hiding the inner core. They were two of a kind. He took another deep lungful of nicotine; after all, what did he have to lose? “I was thinking of holding an election in March. Now I’m not. I can’t. It will all probably end in disaster. And God save the King.”

  There was no hiding the bitterness, or the genuine anguish of his appraisal. He had expected her to be taken aback, surprised by the revelation of his plans, but she seemed to show no more emotion than if she were studying a new recipe.

  “The King’s not standing for election, Francis.”

  “No, but the Opposition are walking in his shadow, which is proving to be exceptionally long. What are we…eight points behind? And all because of one naive ribbon cutter.”

  “And you can’t deal with the Opposition without dealing with the King?”

  He nodded.

  “Then what’s the problem? You were willing to have a crack at him before Christmas.”

  His gaze was rueful. “I was trying to silence him, not slaughter him. And I lost. Remember? Over a simple, silly speech. Now his words have become weapons on the field of parliamentary battle and I can’t discredit them without discrediting the King.”

  “You don’t have to kill him, just kill off his popularity. A public figure is only as popular as his opinion poll ratings, and they can be fixed. At least temporarily. Wouldn’t that do?”

  He swilled another mouthful of whiskey, staring hard at her body. “O Gypsy, there is fire in your breast. But I have already taken him on once, and lost. I couldn’t afford to lose a second time.”

  “If what you say about the election is true, it seems to me you can’t afford not to take him on. He’s only a man,” she persisted.

  “You don’t understand. In a hereditary system the man is everything. You are all George Washingtons, you Americans.” He was dismissive, deep into his glass.

  She ignored the sarcasm. “You mean the same George Washington who grew to be old, powerful, rich—and died in his bed?”

  “A Monarch is like a great oak beneath which we all shelter…”

  “Washington was cutting down trees when he was a boy.”

  “An attack on the Monarchy would turn the electorate into a lynch mob. Bodies—my body—swinging from the highest branches.”

  “Unless you lopped off the branches.”

  They were engaged in a verbal duel, thrust and parry, parry and thrust, automatic responses, using the honed edges of their intellects. Only now did Urquhart pause to reflect, and as his eyes ran over her she could feel the tension begin to drain from him, the malt beginning to dissolve the shards of glass grating inside. She felt his gaze wandering up from her ankles, over her knees, admiring the waist. Then he was lingering at her breasts, oh, and how he lingered, peeling off layer after layer, and she knew the mellowness had already been replaced by a renewed tightening inside. He was changing from victim to hunter. It brought back a sense of boldness, of command, as the energy of fresh ideas began to flow through his veins and wipe away the lines of despondency that had crowded in around his eyes. In their small world of the armchairs, he began to rise above his troubles and to feel once more in control. As if he were back on his Chesterfield. When, finally, his thoughts had traveled up her body and their eyes met, she was smiling, slightly mocking, reproachful but not discouraging. Her body had been massaged by his imagination, and responded. He brightened.

  “To do battle with the Monarch would be…”

  “Constitutionally improper?” She was goading.

  “Bad politics. As I have already learned, to my cost. The King’s speech gave him the high ground and I cannot afford to be seen once again in public dispute with him…” He arched an eyebrow, exquisitely. She had never known an eyebrow to express such passion. “But perhaps you are right. If I am denied the high ground, then there is always the low ground.” Once more he was alive, tingling; she could feel the energy and renewed hope. “A hereditary Monarchy is an institution that defies all logic. An opiate we sprinkle on the masses from time to time to reassure them, to fill them full of pride and respect, to extract their allegiance without them asking too many questions.”

  “Isn’t that what tradition is all about?”

  “Yet once they start asking questions about a hereditary system there is little logic left to sustain it. All inbreeding and isolation, palaces and princely privilege. It is not the stuff of a modern world. Or of a debate about the underprivileged. Of course, I couldn’t possibly be seen to lead such an attack. But if such an attack were to be mounted…”

  “The King is Dead, Long Live the Prime Minister!”

  “No, you go too far! You’re talking revolution. If you start hacking away at the greatest tree in the forest, there’s no telling how many others will be brought down with it.”

  “But maybe that’s not necessary,” she continued, picking up his thought. “Perhaps simply cut it down to size. No shadow for the Opposition to hide in.”

  “No branches from which to lynch me.”

  “No more Royal bark?” She smiled.

  “You might say that.” He nodded in appreciation.

  “Not so much off with his head as…off with his limbs?”

  “You might say that, Sally. But as Prime Minister I couldn’t possibly comment.”

  He spread his hands wide and they both began to laugh. She thought she heard the sound of an ax being gently honed.

  “Did you have any specific limbs in mind?”

  “There are many branches to our beloved Royal Family. Some easier to reach than others.”

  “The King and his kind embarrassed, harassed, and on the defensive. A public spotlight probing the darker corners of the Palace. The shine knocked off him and his words, his motives discredited. And all backed by an opinion poll or two? The right questions, eh?”

  Suddenly his face went rigid. He leaned across and placed his hand firmly above her knee. Consi
derably higher above her knee than was necessary. The fingers were stiff with tension and she could smell the whiskey on his breath. “By God, but it would be dangerous. We would be taking on hundreds of years of history. A tussle behind the scenes over a simple speech left me humiliated. If this were to turn into a public battle, me and the King, there would be no going back. If I were to lose, it would be the end for me. And for all who were with me.”

  “But unless you have your election in March, you’re dead anyway.” She placed her own hand upon his, warming it gently, massaging away the tension with her palm and the caress of her own fingers, welcoming his closeness.

  “You would take such risks? For me?”

  “Just say please, Francis. I told you, anything you want. Anything. Just say please.” She turned his hand over so that it was palm up, and began to stroke it with the tips of her fingers. Her nose was quivering. “And you know how to say ‘please,’ don’t you?”

  He brought his other hand across to still the sensuousness of her fingers. Theirs couldn’t be solely a professional relationship, not if he were to tilt full at the King. There was too much at stake. He knew he would have to make her commitment deeper, more personal, tie her to him.

  “There are civil servants just beyond that door. And no lock…”

  She took off her glasses and shook her hair. It glowed like midnight in the light of the lamps. “Life is full of risks, Francis. I find risk makes it all the better.”

  “Makes life better?”

  “Certain parts of it. What risks are you willing to take, Francis?”

  “With the King? As few as possible. With you…?”

  And already she was in his arms.

  Twenty-Two

  If it’s a choice between blind courage and cowardice, let me choose money every time.

  Urquhart didn’t care for opera, but being Prime Minister involved him in so many things he had no liking for. Attending the Slaughter House twice a week for Question Time. Being affable to visiting presidents, smiling black faces who, calling themselves colonial freedom fighters, had brought their countries to impoverishment and dictatorship, and who Urquhart could remember in their youth having been nothing but murderous thugs. Listening to the front door of the so-called private apartment in Downing Street, the door with no lock, bounce on its hinges as civil servants cascaded still more red boxes and ministerial papers down upon him. As Prime Minister, he had discovered, there was no hiding place.