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Artifacts, Dragons, and Other Lethal Magic

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by Meghan Ciana Doidge




  Contents

  Title Page

  Author's note

  Introduction

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Promo

  Copyright

  Artifacts, Dragons, and Other Lethal Magic

  — Dowser 6 —

  Meghan Ciana Doidge

  Published by Old Man in the CrossWalk Productions

  Salt Spring Island, BC, Canada

  www.madebymeghan.ca

  Author’s Note:

  Artifacts, Dragons, and Other Lethal Magic is the sixth book in the Dowser series, which is set in the same universe as the Oracle series.

  While it is not necessary to read both series, the ideal reading order is as follows:

  Cupcakes, Trinkets, and Other Deadly Magic (Dowser 1)

  Trinkets, Treasures, and Other Bloody Magic (Dowser 2)

  Treasures, Demons, and Other Black Magic (Dowser 3)

  I See Me (Oracle 1)*

  Shadows, Maps, and Other Ancient Magic (Dowser 4)

  Maps, Artifacts, and Other Arcane Magic (Dowser 5)

  I See You (Oracle 2)*

  Artifacts, Dragons, and Other Lethal Magic (Dowser 6)

  Other books in both the Oracle and Dowser series to follow.

  *I See Me (Oracle 1) contains spoilers for Dowser 1, 2, and 3. I See You (Oracle 2) contains spoilers for Dowser 4 and 5.

  I wasn’t even remotely interested in collecting the third instrument of assassination. It was far better for everyone involved — and for Warner, specifically — if I just let it be. And since I was the only one who could retrieve the artifacts, I figured it was my call to make.

  I was wrong.

  And though that wasn’t unusual, I was just so … so … wrong … about everything.

  I was wrong about who I was protecting and why. I was wrong about who and what I could control. And I was wrong about who I was becoming.

  Baker of cupcakes, maker of trinkets, half-witch, half-dragon, dowser, alchemist …

  Why couldn’t I just be Jade?

  CHAPTER ONE

  I massaged the pineapple-and-coconut-scented shampoo through my hair, enjoying the steaming hot water pounding against my shoulder blades. That morning’s baking session had felt longer than normal. Every year, the holiday craze felt as though it hit earlier and earlier, then lasted longer and longer. Usually, business in the bakery was quiet through the end of December and into the new year, with just a slight bump around New Year’s Eve. But it was three weeks into January already, and I’d had to bake extra Hug in a Cup — a buttercream-topped dark-chocolate cake — and Lift in a Cup — a delicate white cake with coffee buttercream — when we’d sold out an hour after opening.

  I’d also had to explain why I didn’t have a pumpkin-spiced, latte-flavored cupcake to fourteen different people throughout the day. At the end of January. And by people, I meant thirtysomethings on their way to midweek brunch, sipping from their personalized Starbucks mugs and —

  A formal summons from the treasure keeper interrupted my thoughts when it materialized before me with a puff of smoky dragon magic. I squeaked at the appearance of a golden envelope in the steamy air, flinching harshly enough that the sudsy curls I’d piled on top of my head toppled down into my face. I might be half-witch/half-dragon, but shampoo in my eyes still stung.

  “Son of a freaking hell.” I spun away, evading the envelope as I lifted my eyes and face to the showerhead. The summons remained suspended behind me, patiently waiting for me to pluck it out of the air. It was the fourth such missive I’d received in the last three months, and I still couldn’t figure out how they were getting through the magical blood wards on my apartment.

  And speaking of brunch, I had dim sum with Warner on my mind, and was therefore in no way interested in ‘freeing the magic of Shailaja, daughter of the mountain,’ which had been the gist of the last three missives from the treasure keeper. The summons that had appeared two weeks ago had actually been signed ‘By order of the Guardian Council.’ A year or so ago, that single sentence would have had me quaking in my boots. But I knew there was no way the Guardian Council had gathered over anything as mundane as a rogue dragon — even one who’d been a bad girl over five hundred years ago, and who’d wound up with her magic locked away because of it.

  You had to drag a greater demon into the dragon nexus to rouse all nine guardians at once. Trust me, I knew.

  The simple remembrance of all that power gathered in one room still made my bones ache. The combined might of the guardians had obliterated every taste, sound, and sight, overwhelming my dowser senses and scrambling my brain.

  Shailaja was beneath their combined notice. Whether she was the treasure keeper’s new pet or not.

  The envelope started vibrating as I rinsed the last of the conditioner out of my hair. I turned off the water and reached for a towel, knowing that if I moved more than two steps away, the envelope would follow. The second summons had done so. Then it exploded all over me when I ignored it for too long. It had taken me two days and too many expensive chocolate bars to clear the smoky taste of its magical detonation from my mouth.

  I toweled off, grumbling to myself about having a well-earned moment of relaxation interrupted. Wrapping my hair in the damp towel, I reached up and tapped the bottom edge of the envelope.

  Its thick golden paper unfurled, exposing a thin piece of parchment and Pulou’s handwritten demand.

  Jade Godfrey,

  Daughter of the Warrior, Treasure Keeper’s Alchemist,

  your presence is required in the Chamber of the Treasure Keeper immediately.

  I didn’t bother reading any further. Same old yadda yadda. I hadn’t set foot in the nexus for over a year, and I wasn’t about to do so for some rabid koala who had a thing for my boyfriend. By which I meant Shailaja. My default disposition might be ‘nice’ with a swirl of ‘blissfully ignorant,’ but I wasn’t a complete moron or a glutton for punishment.

  A glutton for chocolate and cupcakes, yes.

  A glutton for endangering my friends and family, no.

  I touched the edge of the summons and firmly intoned, “I will not be attending.”

  The parchment and envelope crumbled, raining gold glitter and ash all over the tiled bathroom floor in a seriously flashy RSVP.

  Dragons loved sparkly magic.

  But then, who didn’t?

  ∞

  Dim sum at Sun Sui Wah was always a delight, but it turned into a fifteen-course extravaganza whenever I had a dragon seated beside me.

  Specifically, a six-foot-four-inch, broad-shouldered, dark-blond, blue-green-eyed sentinel who had a serious thing for Chinese food.

  Impromptu dim sum outings had become almost a weekly ritual for Warner and me over the previous year. We’d tried just about every restaurant in Vancouver, returning to our first choice after we’d decided it was the tastiest.

  The linen-swathed table we were currently occupying in the middle of the restaurant was designed to accommodate groups of eight or more. The host never bothered to seat us at any of the smaller tables that ringed the large open room and were designated for parties of two. It hadn’t taken long for us to gain a reputation. It probably helped that Warner ordere
d in fluent Cantonese. The sentinel was relaxed and jovial when surrounded by good food and large crowds of people.

  Even on a Thursday the restaurant was more than half full and noisy. The management had recently installed two massive TV screens, but none of their clientele appeared to pay attention to whatever sports game was playing at any given time.

  Thankfully, brunch or lunch was an easy time for me to get away from work, and Sun Sui Wah was open seven days a week. Because even as stable and predictable as my schedule was, Warner had taken over patrolling the territories of Chi Wen, the far seer, working alongside Haoxin and Qiuniu, the guardians of North and South America. Apparently, it was commonplace for the younger dragons to do so — further training and whatnot — but I was suspicious that it might also be my father’s way of keeping Warner and me from getting too cozy. Either way it meant that the sentinel came and went without much warning.

  His unpredictability didn’t bother me as much as I would have thought, though. Probably because it was obvious that he made an effort every single time he walked through the portal in the bakery basement.

  Of course, it could also be that he had a knack for picking the perfect shade of green or blue whenever he manifested his clothing. Today, he was wearing a deliciously thin-knit kelly-green merino wool sweater that barely encompassed his shoulders and hugged his ribs and abs just enough to make it difficult to not continuously stare at him.

  We’d actually set this rendezvous far enough in advance that I also had the option of making a bit of an effort with my appearance. I opted to wear a new long hoodie of gray cashmere over a dark pair of straight-leg Citizens of Humanity jeans, with a black tank top underneath my T-shirt for extra warmth. The jeans showed off my vintage Fluevogs — golden-brown Giulias with their stacked three-inch heel, from the Fluevog Operetta family. My Christmas presents from Gran — a charcoal silk and cashmere hand-knit triangle scarf, a matching set of wrist warmers, and a ribbed, slouchy hat — were all I needed to add to the outfit to make it outdoor ready. So far, the winter had been mild in Vancouver.

  “I thought the wolf was coming back after Christmas?” Warner asked as he reached across the table, expertly picking up a prawn dumpling with his slick plastic chopsticks.

  “I texted this morning,” I said. “Haven’t heard back.”

  I hadn’t seen Kandy for more than a couple of days in a row since I’d left her in Portland. She’d been in Mississippi last July with the oracle, Rochelle, and her shifter boyfriend, Beau. Something had gone down there, but aside from grousing about how she’d ‘saved the oracle’s and the kitten’s asses’ she hadn’t given me any details. Though being close-mouthed was typical for the green-haired werewolf, I couldn’t shake the feeling that something had happened in Mississippi that she didn’t want me to know … or that she was trying to figure out a way to tell me.

  I just hoped like hell it wasn’t that she’d laid eyes on a sketch of one of Rochelle’s visions and it was freaking her out. You know, something like my death rendered in charcoal.

  Still chewing the dumpling, Warner dipped half a shrimp-and-garlic spring roll in the Worcestershire-type sauce that came with the dish. He popped the crunchy roll into his mouth whole, then raised an eyebrow at me.

  “Same with Kett,” I said.

  Warner grunted. “The vampire is under house arrest.”

  “Sorry?”

  “You were worried about the vampire. He’s in London. His elder wasn’t too pleased to find me knocking on his door.”

  I stared at Warner, mouth hanging open and everything. “You knocked on the door of the big bad of London because I was concerned?”

  Warner shrugged. “It’s good to keep them a little shaken up.”

  “How shaken?”

  Warner grinned wickedly. “Well, he’s going to have to rebuild a tower that was probably seismically substandard anyway.”

  “You … destroyed the big bad’s … castle?”

  “Destroyed is such a harsh word.”

  I started laughing.

  “Damn vampire didn’t want to come with me. I had to formally request permission from the fire breather to enter her territory, then the cold bastard didn’t even want to be rescued.”

  “Oh my God … you told Suanmi you were rescuing a vampire and she gave you permission?”

  “I might have used the term ‘hunting,’ but yes.”

  I attempted to stifle my laughter. I was already drawing attention from nearby tables, which was saying a lot in a huge room filled with large groups of boisterous families.

  Warner grinned at me. His chopsticks were poised over the gai lan in garlic sauce.

  I wiped tears from my face. “What does house arrest mean?”

  Warner shrugged again. “Kett isn’t exactly verbose. But apparently, it’s voluntary … or self-imposed. He seemed pissed that he’d have to cover the cost of the repairs, then sneered at the gold I offered.”

  “Kettil, the executioner and elder of the Conclave, is difficult to please.”

  “I wasn’t trying to please him.” Warner topped up my tiny mug of jasmine green tea, then lifted his gaze to meet mine.

  “Thank you,” I whispered. I’d come to adore the blue starburst that edged the green of his irises. Under the right circumstances, flecks of gold appeared in his eyes as well.

  He pushed the final prawn-and-chive pan-fried dumpling — my favorite — across the table toward me, touching the back of my hand as he withdrew his arm. The neck of his sweater opened up just enough that I could see a hint of the dragon tattoo across his collarbone.

  Yeah, I was doing that staring thing again. Instead of acting embarrassed, I kept eye contact and slowly curled my lips in a smile.

  Warner laughed, low and husky and for my ears only. “Later. We have another stop first.”

  “Oh?”

  “We’re going somewhere else for dessert. It’s a surprise.”

  “Well, apparently you just stormed a castle to rescue my vampire BFF who didn’t actually want to be rescued, so I’ll let you have your dessert secret. For now. But don’t push it, sixteenth century.”

  Warner laughed, then raised his hand for the bill.

  I finally tore my gaze away from him, dipping the prawn-and-chive dumpling in soy sauce. I’d never been so enamored with anyone before, and certainly not for well over a year. Usually, a couple of weeks were all it took to send me packing. My former boyfriends all had habits … deal breakers … and well, just weren’t … enough.

  Some days, being around Warner was almost too much. Too consuming. Thankfully, he had his dragon duties, I had the bakery to distract me, and we met somewhere in the middle every few days.

  Still, I wondered if there were just some people you couldn’t get out of your system. Not that I was interested in trying.

  ∞

  Warner and I were tucked behind a white-painted lattice panel at the rear of the tearoom at Notte’s Bon Ton Pastry. The lattice, which divided the tearoom from the glass bakery counters, was attached to fake pillars and woven through with fake ivy. The unusual design aesthetic was punctuated by small brown tables of marble laminate and delicate-looking wrought-iron chairs with cushions wrapped in cream-colored vinyl. Though customers were constantly coming and going from the pastry and confectionary itself, only one other table was occupied in the tearoom. Four well-heeled women in their midforties were enjoying tea and a chat a few tables away.

  I was perched on the edge of my seat, with my hand hovering over an artfully arranged pillared glass plate of delectable French pastries. I’d been indecisively thinking about which buttercream-filled sample of goodness I should select from the bounty arrayed before me.

  But now, I was staring at a diamond-crusted, rune-carved platinum box nestled among the pastries.

  A platinum box that looked as if it might contain an engagement ring.

  I’d been staring at it for a while.

  Staring.

  Without talking.


  “Jade?” Warner asked.

  I was fairly certain he’d been speaking before, but I’d missed his actual words.

  Smoky dragon magic sparkled off the box.

  My tea was getting oversteeped. I wasn’t usually a tea drinker, but when invited to afternoon tea, you were generally expected to sip at something. Even if it was simply a way to justify the pound of buttercream and pastry you were about to consume.

  I’d gone for Earl Grey, with every intention of being liberal with the cream and sugar.

  None of this was remotely relevant.

  I withdrew my hand, lifting my gaze to meet Warner’s.

  He looked concerned. “For your necklace,” he said. His tone implied that he was repeating himself. “They were my parents’ betrothal rings. Blossom unearthed them for me.”

  I stared at Warner, lightly touching my necklace and its collection of wedding rings, and feeling their magic roll beneath my fingertips. Magic I couldn’t taste because it was my own. Or, more specifically, it was magic I had claimed by drawing on the residual power present in the wedding rings when I first collected them, then added them like charms to the necklace. I’d wound the chain twice around my neck today, though I usually wore it wrapped three times. When shorter, it didn’t get in the way so much. You know, for when an inevitable knife fight broke out.

  “Blossom?” I echoed Warner rather than actually responding to him. “She’s … cleaning for you?” Blossom was the brownie who had repaired my bakery after Shailaja the rabid koala had trashed it a year ago. She continued to keep the place sparkling clean, asking only for cupcakes in payment.

  “My parents’ home in Stockholm needed some repairs and reorganization.”

  I nodded. Right. Stockholm … Sweden. Warner owned a townhouse in Gamla Stan. Or, rather, he’d inherited that townhouse, though I gathered he mostly bunked in the dragon nexus.

  I reached across the table and lifted the box away from the neighboring pastries. Its spicy dragon magic danced underneath my far-too-tense grip.

 

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