ROMANCE: Romantic Comedy: Love in 30 Days - The Best Plans Don't Always Work! (Plus 19 FREE Books Book 13)

by Jane Keeler

  We had been out together, again over in Watson, and when we got home someone had left a ‘go home’ note on my door. It was pretty lame actually, just a handwritten note tacked in to the wood. My guess is that in a big city they would have used spray paint.

  “Just more local assholes” Jamie said as we went inside. He crumpled the note in his hand.

  “What do you mean?” I asked. He had mentioned a run in or two, but this was stupid.

  “Oh, apparently a lot of the local guys are upset because I just ‘breezed into town and now I am fucking you’. He made little quotation marks indicating that was exactly what was said.

  “Well, you did breeze in to town… and you certainly are ‘fucking me’ I said, turning around and bending over, offering him my ass.

  “It’s more than that Marietta… I… I…”

  “What Jamie?” I asked, still bent over

  “I am falling in love with you” he said.

  I stood up and spun around. I had avoided that emotion with local guys for years, rather successfully, but I had happily let my guard down with Jamie. I was more than ready to feel it, but I still wanted to get out of town. I did not want a white picket fence.

  “Jamie… I love… you” I said cautiously. He looked at me with very sad eyes.

  “I just don’t want everything to end up shit” he said, “it always seems to”

  “What do you mean ‘end up shit?’” I asked, “Everything is perfect so far.”

  “I just don’t want your life to get difficult or complicated because of me” he answered.

  “Living in this town is complicated enough” I said “everyone knows your business. I don’t give a shit about the locals.”

  “Yeah, well one guy claims that he has been fucking you, that you are his boyfriend”

  Randy, it had to be Randy. Sure I had fucked him, several times, but it was nothing more than sex. More than once he had declared his undying love for me and I laughed and told him to get serious. The only reason that I went back for more was because he had a huge cock and could stay hard for hours. But intellectually he was not much better than a rabbit. Besides, Jamie was more than taking care of me sexually now. He was like some kind of zen master at pussy eating.

  “Screw him” I said, visibly angry “I don’t have a boyfriend… except maybe you.” I looked at the carpet.

  “So… we are a thing now?” he asked, the way that he said it made it sound funny.

  “Wouldn’t you say so?” I asked. He just smiled and nodded his head.

  “So I can tell this asshole that you are actually my girlfriend?” he asked.

  “Tell em what ever you want” I said, “in fact, maybe we should really give them something to talk about.”

  “Like what? he asked

  I was hatching an evil plan in my head, one that would really get a buzz going in town. Of course it would be better to leave if I followed through on it. This would cement my undeserved reputation as a slut if I went through with it.

  “Do you remember Jane?” I asked.

  “Jane?”

  “You know, I introduced her to you at Marley’s, the bar that we go to sometimes.”

  “Oh yeah, pretty girl, long blond hair, green eyes and great smile?”

  “Wow, you really do remember” I said, “should I be worried?”

  “Comes with the job” he said. What about her?”

  I was still toying with the idea. I had never really done it with a girl, except my San Francisco escapade, but I had surely fantasized about it. I had watched it online during a few masturbation sessions. I was a little ambivalent as to whether or not I wanted to actually do it. But it was my idea and he was asking. Jane had (more than once) suggested that we have sex. Of course we were both a little drunk at the time and I always said no. I knew that she had a boyfriend so I was guessing that she was just curious, like me. I had no idea if she had actually ever done it or not.

  “Umm… “ I started, not knowing how to breach the subject.

  “You were saying?” he said, eyebrows raised.

  “Ever done a threesome?” I just decided to blurt it out. He looked at me blankly.

  “Ok” I went on, “maybe it’s a terrible idea.”

  “Wait… I didn’t say that exactly. Do you mean with another guy?… or a girl?”

  “A girl, I was thinking… but maybe it’s a bad idea.”

  “Why? You brought it up.”

  “I wouldn’t want it to change anything between us.”

  “Why would it?” he said. “I am pretty sure that it wouldn’t.” He stopped for a second and then spoke again as if just realizing what I was implying. “Why, do you like girls too or something?”

  “No, I like cock, I like you I mean… Like I said, I love you…. but…”

  “Yes?”

  “But I have been curious, and for sure we would get the town talking.”

  “Sounds to me like you have someone in mind already” he said.

  “I do, I admitted “Jane, the girl that I was talking about.”

  “What makes you think that she would go for that?” He inquired.

  “Oh she would, trust me, I know.”

  “I’m game Marietta, as long as you aren’t going to feel jealous. I would hate that.”

  “Jealous of what?” I asked, “It’s not like you are gonna fall in love with her.” I had the feeling that I might get a bit jealous watching him fuck her.

  “So let’s do it” he said “but isn’t it just gonna make it worse for you if people know?”

  “Fuck them” I said, not thinking it trough at all. Jane’s boyfriend would probably be furious.

  “Let’s go to Marly’s tomorrow and see if she is there. She usually is on a Friday.”

  “Yeah cool” he said “but for tonight just us.”

  We began to kiss and grope each other but this time it was very different from every other session that we’d had. Love had been spoken about and now our emotions were out there. As he fucked me that nightI wondered for a second if the threesome idea were a good one, but I decided that if we were going to be a couple that being honest about our dirtiest fantasies was a good idea.

  In the middle of our session, after I had already cum probably half a dozen times, I climbed out of bed and got my vibrator and lube from my dresser drawer. I wanted to give him a little show but what ensued was even hornier. I slathered my pussy in the slippery goo and began to fuck myself until I came. He looked on appreciatively, his hard cock standing at attention. When I got really horny and had made myself cum a third time, I slipped the vibrator in to my tiny tight asshole. His eyes grew wide and his mouth opened a little.

  “Wanna fuck my ass?” I asked. I had always enjoy toying myself there, but this would be the first cock ever in my backside.

  “Seriously?” he asked, as if no one had ever offered it to him before.

  “Totally” I shrieked, the buzz of the vibrator in my ass bringing on yet another orgasm.

  We had spoken of love and we had become really close, so I really wanted to do this with him. He knelt in front of me, squeezed a ton of lube on to his cock and very slowly eased himself in my tight hole replacing the vibrator with cock. He was much bigger than my toy, so initially and for just a second or two it kind of hurt, but that feeling was so quickly replaced by immense pleasure that I forgot all about it.

  It is next to impossible to describe getting ass fucked. I was having what felt like a non-stop orgasm as he slipped deep into me. He started slow but before long I was begging him to fuck my ass hard. Crazy things were coming out of my mouth that didn’t even sound like me.

  “Fuck my ass hard” and “use me like a dirty fuck slut” were just a couple of the things that I said. Multiple orgasms will do that to a girl.

  I took my vibrator, turned it back on and thrust it in to my pussy essentially double fucking myself. I was so turned on that I could not get enough. That action set Jamie off and quite suddenly he was flooding
my ass with his warm cum. The sensation of that alone was beyond description. My legs began to spasm again from the pleasure.

  As we fell asleep that night I could feel his semen drip out of my ass as he spooned me from behind. It made me quiver a little, knowing that we had shared something so intense and private. Now I was looking forward to pursuing Jane with him. It would be our shared game.

  In he morning, I went to work as always, Jamie dropping me off out front. He said that he was going to check the hotel where he had been staying for any missed post. He was expecting a letter from his brother, who was stationed in Afghanistan. My day was pretty average, just like any other, with people complaining that they thought that their espresso was decaf, as if they could taste it. By the time my little smoke break came I was determined to do a check on my finances and see when I could leave town, hopefully with Jamie.

  He picked me up on his bike at 4, as he had every day for the past week but on that day he looked kind of sad. I didn’t ask him about until after we had gotten home as I was too excited about the evening ahead.When we were getting ready to go out, I asked him.

  “Did something happen today? You look kind of preoccupied. Have you forgotten what we are about to do?”

  “Not at all” he replied, “Though, are you sure that it’s a good idea?”

  “What happened?” I asked, knowing full well that some of the locals were being a dick now.

  “Nothing” he replied, “Doesn’t matter.”

  “Yeah it does” I said. I hated Merrillville.

  “Just some stupid cop, Eric I think his name is.”

  I had fucked Eric once, years ago. He apparently still held a candle for me after all those years. Ironically, he was now Jane’s boyfriend, though the term could be applied very loosely. Jane did what she wanted.

  “And?”

  “And he says that they don’t want strangers in town, that I should just leave. He says he’ll make trouble.“

  “He is nothing to worry about” I said, though I wasn’t sure.

  “I could break him in two, the little twerp, but he is a cop. Maybe it is best if I just left.”

  “You can forget that now” I said, “I have only just found you. No one is going to drive you away. Now let’s go fuck his girlfriend.”

  Jamie’s face dropped when he realized that I was implying that Jane was Eric’s girlfriend. I myself was still feeling very nervous bout the whole thing but I figured that after a few shots of tequila that I would be 100% up for it. We got changed and walked over to Marley’s so as not to have to drive if we got too wasted. I wore the same sexy outfit under my skirt and blouse as I had that first time with Jamie. The difference was that this time I skipped the panties, allowing the warm summer breeze to drift between my legs. With every step that I took I got even more horny, trepidation and anticipation mixing together to from a heady cocktail of emotions.

  We actually didn’t even know if Jane would be there, and if she was, whether or not she would be with her stupid cop boyfriend, but when we entered, there she was all alone at the bar dressed rater provocatively. We walk straight up to her.

  “Wow” she said “ speak of the devil”

  “Ok then, let’s do just that” I replied, being as cheeky as I could.

  “No really, Eric and I just had a big argument about him.” She pointed to Jamie.

  “I’m right here Jane” Jamie said.

  “Yes, I know… he was acting all stupid about you coming to town. I think he still has a thing for you.” `she pointed at me this time.

  “That’s stupid” I said, knowing that it was true

  “I know” she said,”He is stupid, he wanted to come out with me tonight but I told him to fuck off. Told him I was gonna go out and get laid.” Look passed between Jamie and I.

  “”So why were you arguing?” I asked.

  “Seems that he thinks that Jamie is trouble somehow, says that he should leave town. I told him to relax a little and that it was good to see you happy for a change. That’s when he got all stupid saying that ‘this stranger won’t make her happy.”

  “I wanted to kick Eric in the shins, I wanted to slap him, I wanted to… fuck his girlfriend. I remembered why we were there suddenly.

  “Forget it” I protested, “let’s all have shots.”

  2 rounds of tequila later and we could all feel the effects. Different alcohol reacts differently on different people. In my case, tequila makes me horny. It apparently did the same thing to Jane too, because by the third one she whispered in my ear ‘why haven’t we done it yet?’.

  “Wanna do it with both of us?” | whispered back.

  “You and the stranger at the same time?” She said loud enough for him to hear “hell yeah.”

  By the fourth shot of tequila we were kissing and every head in the place was turned to face us. It was a little weird kissing a girl at first, but then I got quite into it. I had, after all, done it before. But when Jamie kissed her too, mouths dropped open. It would be the talk of the town in the morning, if people ween’t already sending texts. When that thought occurred to me, I suggested that we all leave straight away, lest Eric get the word and show up acting all macho and police like. I knew that we were playing with fire, I just really hoped that we didn’t get burned.

  We slipped out, as quietly as possible considering the circumstances and made our way to my house. I had a bottle of champagne in the fridge, and thought that I might need some but the entire way back to mine we were touching each other and talking dirty so I began to relax. I felt just the slightest twinge of jealousy when I watched Jamie kiss her but I decided to just go with the flow and let things happen. I hoped that the feeling didn’t comeback when he was fucking her.

  When we got inside I went straight to the fridge to get the bubbly. Jamie and I had sort of planned things a little, put some music on, light a few candles, a porn dvd… but even the best laid plans are hard to follow.

  When I came back from the kitchen, there was indeed porn and music on, but Jane was already undressing. Jamie looked at me as if for a clue what to do. I didn’t know, I had never done anything like this before. I motioned to him that we should both undress too. Jane looked pretty damn nice naked, with big breasts that made mine look rather small, but my lingerie was way nicer.

  “Wow you have beautiful pussy lips” Jane said when she saw them. All three of us stood there naked, except for me in my bra and stockings. Jane’s nipples were big and brown, the size of silver dollars. I leaned forward and licked one. She let out a very horny sound of pleasure and slipped a hand between my legs, one finger gliding against my very wet hole right to my clit. I could not have been more nervous but at the same time turned on.

  That action, our little girl to girl play got everything started very quickly. We all started kissing and groping each other. Jamie got rock hard, very quickly, as any man in that situation would.

  “Wait” I said, my head spinning from the rush of sensations “let’s all have some champagne.

  I poured 3 glasses and we all sat on the sofa next to each other, Jamie in the middle. The three of us were so horny that it was hard to relax, even for a minute. I kept thinking that Eric might arrive and start banging on the door, but it never happened. Before I even knew what was happening, Jane was kneeling on the carpet in front of me pushing my thighs open. I didn’t resist even in the slightest, but instead put my legs up in there air and spread them wide, grabbing each ankle with one hand. She began to lick my wetness, gently at first and then more vigorously. I got the impression that she had done it before because she was quite good at it. I came rather quickly, but I always did and the situation made it all the more intense. Jamie watched with a smile, gently stroking his cock with one hand.

  When I had cum another time, Jane finger fucking me as she licked me, I slid down off the sofa cushions and on to the floor so that I could kiss her and play with her amazing breasts. My aroma on her lips was so enticing that I suggested that we get in to
a 69 position. As we licked and sucked on each other’s clits, making each other cum in turn, i wondered why I had not taken her up on the offer sooner. I almost forgot that Jamie was even there, such was the pleasure. Jane, kneeling above me was drenching my face with her juices. She actually squirted a bit when she orgasmed and she was, like me, very orgasmic. Her taste was strong but pleasant, like a sweet musky fruit that was as forbidden as they come.

  After what seemed like half an hour, but I was certain probably wasn’t more than 10 minutes, Jane suggested that we give Jamie some attention. While I was quite happy where I was, receiving a face full of girl cum as I bucked my hips to my own orgasm, I was quite happy for the suggestion of some cock.The two of us knelt between his legs taking turns sucking his shaft, occasionally kissing and sliding it between our connected lips. I playfully slapped Jane’s face with his cock and then we decided that we should fuck him.

  This was the moment that I was kind of dreading, seeing him fuck her. Sure enough as she mounted his cock I felt a twinge of jealousy, but she turned and kissed me as she rode him and that went a long way to erasing the feeling. We took turns riding him and then kneeling side by side on the sofa so that he could switch between us, fucking us doggy. It was actually quite amazing watching Jane’s breasts bounce as he fucked her. Any jealousy that I had felt was erased when Jamie held my hand while he was inside of her. Suddenly I only cared about whether he was being pleasured.

  We Kept switching positions, occasional stopping to lick each other’s breasts or clit so that he could rest a little but it wasn’t long before Jamie said that he simply had to cum. As much as I wanted him to, I wanted to show him (as if he didn’t already know) and her that I was the dirtier of the two. I ran to the bedroom and got my lube so that I could have his cock in my ass. I told Jane to lay face up between his legs so that she could lick me as I rode him reverse. As I lowered my freshly lubed ass on to his cock, my big lips hung open naturally. Seeing Jane lick them as my ass was filled with cock was so intense that I could barely breath.