The Second E. F. Benson Megapack

by E. F. Benson

  “I want to know if I shall get well,” he said. “I don’t mean half well, in a Bath-chair, but quite well. And I want to know what my injuries were.”

  Dr. Cardew looked at him a moment without speaking. But it was perfectly clear that this fresh color and eagerness in Hugh’s face was but the lamp of life burning brighter. There was no reason that he should not know what he asked, now that he cared to know.

  “You broke your hip-bone,” he said. “You also had very severe concussion of the brain. There were a quantity of little injuries.”

  “Oh, tell me the best and the worst of it quickly,” said Hugh with impatience.

  “I can tell you nothing for certain for a few days yet about the fracture. There is no reason why it should not mend perfectly. And today for the first time I am not anxious about the other.”

  Quite suddenly Hugh put his hands before his face and broke into a passion of weeping.

  CHAPTER XIII

  A week later, Dodo was interviewing Dr. Cardew in her sitting-room at Meering. He had just spoken at some little length to her, and she had time to notice that he looked like a third-rate actor, and recorded the fact also that Edith seemed to have gone back to scales and the double-bass. This impression was conveyed from next door. He spoke like an actor, too, and said things several times over, as if it was a play. He talked about fractures and conjunctions, and X-ray photographs, and satisfaction, and the recuperative powers of youth and satisfaction and X-rays. Eventually Dodo could stand this harangue no longer.

  “It is all too wonderful,” she said, “and I quite see that if science hadn’t made so many discoveries, we couldn’t tell if Hughie would have a Bath-chair till doomsday or not. But now, Dr. Cardew, he is longing to hear, and dreading to hear, poor lamb, and won’t you let me be the butcher, or I suppose I should say, ‘Mary’? You’ve been such a clever butcher, if you understand, and I do want to be Mary, who had a little lamb”—she added in desperation, lest he should never understand her allusive conversation. “Of course he’s not my little lamb, but my daughter’s, and he wants to know so frightfully. Yes: I understand about his intellect, too. It seems to me as bright as it ever was, and I notice no change whatever. He always spoke as if he was excited. May I go?”

  Dodo intended to go, whether she might or not, but just at the door, she seemed to herself to have treated this distinguished physician with some abruptness. She unwillingly paused.

  “Do stop to lunch,” she said, “it will be lunch in ten minutes, and you will find me not so completely distracted. I shall be quite sensible, and would you ring the bell and tell them you are stopping? Don’t mind the scales and the double-bass, dear Dr. Cardew; it is only Mrs. Arbuthnot, of whom you have heard. She will not play at lunch. I know you think you have come to a mad-house, but we are all quite sane. And I may go and tell Hughie what you have told me? If you hear loud screams of joy, it will only be me, and you needn’t take any notice.”

  Dodo slid along the passage, upset a chair in Nurse Bryerley’s room, and knelt down on the floor by Hugh’s bed. She clawed at something with her eager hands, and it was chiefly bed-clothes.

  “Oh, praise God, Hughie,” she said. “Amen. There! Now you know, and there won’t be any crutches, my dear, or the shadow of a Bath-chair, whatever that is like. You won’t have chicken-broth, and a foolish nurse; not you, dear Nurse Bryerley, I didn’t mean you, and you will walk again and run again, and play the fool, just like me, for a hundred years more. I told Dr. Cardew you weren’t ever very calm or unexcited, and your poor broken hip has mended itself, and your kidneys aren’t mixed up with your liver and lights, and you’ve—you’ve got your strong young body back again, and your silly young brain. Oh, Hughie!”

  Dodo leaned forward and clutched a more satisfactory handful of Hugh’s shoulders.

  “I couldn’t let anybody but myself tell you,” she said. “I had to tell you. But nobody else knows. You can tell anybody else you want to tell.”

  Hugh was paying but the very slightest attention to Dodo.

  “Telegraph-form,” he said rather rudely to Nurse Bryerley.

  Dodo loved this inattention to herself. There was nothing banal about it. He had no more thought of her than he would have had for a newspaper that contained ecstatic tidings. He did not stroke or kiss or shake hands with a mere newspaper that told him such great things.

  “It’s so funny not to have telegraph-forms handy,” he said.

  “I know, dear. They ought always to be in every room. But servants are so forgetful. Talk to me until Nurse Bryerley gets one.”

  Hugh looked at her with shining eyes.

  “How can I talk?” he said. “There’s nothing to say. I want that telegraph-form.”

  Dodo, human and practical and explosive, yearned for the statement of what she knew.

  “Whom are you going to telegraph to?” she asked.

  Hugh had time for one contemptuous glance at her.

  “Oh, Aunt Dodo, you ass!” he said. “Oh, by Jove, how awfully rude of me, and I haven’t thanked you for coming to tell me. Thanks so much: I am so grateful to you for all your goodness to me—ah!”

  He took a telegraph-form and scribbled a few words.

  “May it go now?” he said.

  Dodo was almost embarrassingly communicative at lunch, at which meal Edith did not appear, and the continued booming of the double-bass indicated that Art was being particularly long that morning. Consequently Dodo found herself alone with an astonished physician.

  “If only a man could be a clergyman and a doctor,” she said, “you could tell him everything, because clergy know all about the soul and doctors all about the body, and when you completely understand anything, you can’t be shocked at it. I think I should have poisoned you, Dr. Cardew, if you had said that Hughie would never be the same man again: anyhow I shouldn’t have asked you to lunch. Ah, in that case I couldn’t have poisoned you! How difficult it must be to plan a crime really satisfactorily. I always have had a great deal of sympathy with criminals, because my great-grandfather was hanged for smuggling. Do have some more mutton, which calls itself lamb. I certainly shall. I’m going to have a baby, you know, or perhaps you didn’t. Isn’t it ridiculous at my age, and he’s going to be called David.”

  “In case—” began Dr. Cardew.

  “No, in any case,” said Dodo. “I mean it certainly is going to be a boy. You shall see. What a day for January, is it not? The year has turned, though I hope that doesn’t mean it will go bad. I wish you had seen Hughie’s face when I told him he wasn’t going to have a Bath-chair. He looked like one of Sir Joshua Reynolds’ angels with a three weeks’ beard, which I shouldn’t wonder if he was shaving now, since, as I said, there aren’t going to be any Bath-chairs.”

  “I don’t quite follow,” said Dr. Cardew politely but desperately.

  “I’m sure I don’t wonder,” said Dodo cordially, “although it’s so clear to me. But you see, he’s going to propose to my daughter now that it’s certain he will be the same man again and not a different one, and no eligible young man ever has a beard. What a good title for a sordid and tragic romance ‘Beards and Bath-chairs’ would be. Of course Hughie instantly called for a telegraph-form, and when I asked him who he was telegraphing to, he called me an ass, in so many words, or rather so few. After all I had done for him, too! Oh, here’s Edith; Dr. Cardew and I have not been listening to your playing, but we’re sure it has been lovely. Do you know Dr. Cardew? And it’s Mrs. Arbuthnot, or ought I to say ‘she’s Mrs. Arbuthnot’? Edith, if you don’t mind our smoking, Dr. Cardew and I will wait and talk to you for a little, but if you do, we won’t.”

  Edith shook hands so warmly with the doctor, that he felt he must have been an old friend of hers, and that the fact had eluded his memory. But it was only the general zeal which a long musical morning gave her.

  “I’m sure you came to see our poor Hugh,” she said. “Do tell me, is there the slightest chance of his ever walking again?”


  “Not the smallest,” said Dodo; “I’ve just been to break the news to him, and he has telegraphed to Nadine to come at once—I can’t keep it up. Edith, he is going to be perfectly well again, and he has telegraphed to Nadine just the same.”

  Edith looked a little disappointed.

  “Then I suppose we must resign ourselves to a perfectly conventional and Philistine ending,” she said. “There was all the makings of a twentieth century tragedy about the situation, and now I am afraid it is going to tail off and be domestic and happy and utterly inartistic. I had better hopes for Nadine, she always looked as if there might be some wild destiny in store for her, and when she engaged herself to Seymour without caring two straws for him, I thought I heard a great fate knocking at the door—”

  This was too gross an inconsistency for even Dodo to pass over.

  “And you said at the time you thought the engagement was horrible and unnatural and me a wicked mother for permitting it,” she cried.

  “Very possibly. No doubt then I was being a woman, now I am talking as an artist. You always confuse the two, Dodo, for all your general acumen. When I have been playing all morning—”

  “Scales,” said Dodo.

  “A great deal of the finest music in the world is based on scale passages, and the second movement of my symphony is based on them too. When I have been playing all morning, I see things as an artist. I know Dr. Cardew will agree with me: sometimes he sees things as a surgeon, sometimes as a man. As a surgeon if a hazardous operation is in front of him, he says to himself, ‘This is a wonderful and dangerous thing, and it thrills me.’ As a man he says, ‘Poor devil, I am afraid he may die under the knife.’ As for you, Dodo, artistically speaking, you spoiled a situation as—lurid as a play by Webster. ‘Princess Waldenech’ might have been as classical in real life as the ‘Duchess of Malfi.’ Artistically an atmosphere as stormy as the first act of the Valkyries surrounded you. And now instead of the ‘Götterdämmerung’ you are going to give us ‘Hänsel und Gretel’ with flights of angels.”

  Dodo exploded with laughter.

  “And while I was still giving you ‘Princess Waldenech’,” she said, “you cut me for a year.”

  “As a woman,” cried Edith; “as an artist I adored you. You were as ominous as Faust’s black poodle. Of course your first marriage to a man who adored you, for whom you did not care one bar of the ‘Hallelujah chorus,’ was a thing that might have happened to anybody; but when, as soon as he was mercifully delivered, you got engaged to Jack, and at the last moment jilted him for that melodramatic drunkard, I thought great things were going to happen. Then you divorced him, and I waited with a beating heart. And now, would you believe it, Dr. Cardew!” cried Edith, pointing a carving fork with a slice of ham on the end of it at him. “She has married Lord Chesterford, as you know, and is going to have a baby. And all that wealth of potential tragedy is going to end in a silver christening-mug. The silly suffragette with her hammer and a plate-glass window has more sense of drama than you, Dodo. And now Nadine is going to take after you, and marry the man she loves. Hugh is just as bad: instead of dying for the sake of that blear-eyed child who comes up to enquire after him every day, he is going to live for the sake of Nadine. Drama is dead. Of course it has long been dead in literature, but I hoped it survived in life.”

  Dodo turned anxiously to Dr. Cardew.

  “She isn’t mad,” she said reassuringly. “You needn’t be the least frightened. She will play golf immediately after lunch.”

  Edith had been brought her large German pewter beer-mug, and for the moment she had put her face into it, like old-fashioned gentlemen praying into their hats on Sunday morning before service. There was a little froth on the end of her rather long nose when she took it out.

  “Why not?” she said. “All artistic activity is a sort of celestial disease, and its antidote is bodily activity which is a material disease. A perfectly healthy body, like mine, does not need exercise, except in order to bring down the temperature of the celestial fever. When I am playing golf, my artistic soul goes to sleep and rests. And when I am composing, I should not know a golf-ball from an egg. That is me. You might think I am being egoistic, but I only take myself as an instance of a type. I speak for the whole corporate body of artists.”

  “Militant here on earth,” remarked Dodo.

  “Militant? Of course all artists are militant, and they fight against blind eyes and deaf ears. They scream and lighten, and hope to shake this dull world into perception. But it is fighting against prodigious odds. The drama that seems to interest the world now is a presentation of the hopeless lives of suburban people. Any note of romance or distinction is sufficient to secure a failure. It’s the same in music: Debussy when he tells us of rain in the garden makes the rain fall into a small backyard with sooty blighted plants growing in it, out of a foggy sky. When he gives us ‘reflets dans l’eau’ the water is a little cement basin in the same backyard, with anemic goldfish swimming about in it. As for Strauss, he began and finished with that terrible ‘domestic symphony.’ It went from the kitchen into the scullery, and back again. Fiction is the same. Any book that deals with entirely dull people, provided that they, none of them, ever show a spark of real fire or are touched by romance or joy or beauty, makes success. They must have the smell of oilcloth and Irish stew around them, and then the world says, ‘This is art’ or ‘This is reality.’ There’s the mistake! Art is never real: it is fantasy, a fairy-story, a soap-bubble sailing into the sunset. It is Art because it takes you out of reality. Of course artists are militant; they fight against dullness, and they will fight forever, and they will never win. As for their being militant here on earth, you must be militant somewhere. I shall be militant in heaven by and by. I wonder if you understand. As I said, I was disappointed in Nadine artistically, but I am enraptured with her humanly. On that same plane I am enraptured with you, Dodo. Humanly speaking, I have watched you with sobs in my throat, battling perilously on the great seas. And now you are like a battered ship, having weathered all storms, and putting into port, with all the piers and quays shouting congratulation. Artistically speaking, you are a derelict, and I should like to have you blown up. Hullo, what has happened to Dr. Cardew?”

  Dodo looked quickly round. The thought just crossed her mind that he might be asleep or having a fit. But there was no Dr. Cardew there, nor anywhere about, to be seen.

  “He has gone away while we weren’t attending, just as a conjurer changes a rabbit to an omelette while you aren’t attending,” she said, “and I’m sure I don’t wonder. Oh, Edith, at last the ‘Hunting of the Snark’ has come true. I see now that we are Boojums. People softly and silently vanish away when you and I are talking, poor dears. They can’t stand it, and I’ve noticed it before. Dear old Chesterford used to vanish sometimes like that, and I never knew until I saw he wasn’t there. I’m sure Bertie vanishes too sometimes. I suppose we ought to vanish also, as the table must be laid again for dinner tonight.”

  Edith finished her beer.

  “I had breakfast, lunch and dinner on the same cloth once,” she said. “I was composing all day, and at intervals things were stuck in front of me while I ate or drank. I didn’t move from nine in the morning till half-past eight in the evening, and I wrote forty pages of full score, and the inspiration never flagged for a moment. I wonder why artists are so fond of writing what they call ‘My Memories’; they ought to be content, as I am, to stand or fall by what they have done. Thank God, I have never had any doubts about my standing. Oh, I see a telegraph-boy coming up the drive. It is sure to be for me. I am expecting a quantity.”

  This particular one happened to be for Dodo. Edith was disposed to take it as a personal insult.

  * * * *

  Nadine during the days she had spent at Winston had not done much looking after Papa Jack, which had been the face-reason of her going there; and it is doubtful whether the real reason had found itself fulfilled, since there was substitute
d for the strain of seeing Hugh daily, the strain of wanting to see him. Dodo, with her own swift recuperative powers, and the genius she had for being absorbed in her immediate surroundings, had not reckoned with Nadine’s inferior facility in this respect, nor had she realized how completely the love which had at last touched Nadine drained and dominated her whole nature. All her zest for living, all her sensitiveness and intelligence seemed to have been, as by some alchemical touch, transformed into the gold which, all her life, had been missing from her. She explained this to Esther, who, with an open-mindedness that might have appeared rather unsisterly, ranged her sympathies in opposition to Seymour.

  “How long I shall be able to stop here,” she said, “I don’t know. I promised Mama I would go away for at least a week, unless Hughie wanted me, but after that I think I shall go back whether he wants me or not. I can’t attend to anything else, and last night when I was playing billiards I carefully put the chalk into my coffee, which is not at all the sort of thing I usually do. It is very odd: all my life I have been quite unaware of this one thing, now I am not really aware of anything else. You are rather dream-like yourself to me: I am not quite sure if you have really happened, or are part of a general background.”

  “I am not part of any background,” said Esther firmly.

  “No, so you say; but perhaps it is only the background that tells me so. And I suppose I ought to think a great deal about Seymour. I try to do that, but when I’ve thought about him for about a minute and a quarter, I find my thoughts wander, and I wonder if Hughie has had his beef-tea or not. I do hope that he is not unhappy, but having hoped it, I have finished with that, and remember that just at this moment Hughie is being made comfortable for the night. But do pin me down to Seymour. Did you see him in town, and does he mean to tell me what he thinks?”

  “Yes, I saw him. He was exceedingly cross, but I don’t think his crossness came from temper; it came from his mind’s hurting him. He told me he had meant to come down here and have it out with you, but presently he said you weren’t worth it. So I took your side.”