An Inconvenient Friend

by Rhonda McKnight

  An Inconvenient Friend

  Rhonda McKnight

  www.urbanchristianonline.net

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  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Acknowledgments

  Epigraph

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Readers Group Guide Questions

  About the Author

  What Kind of Fool

  Copyright Page

  Dedication

  For my mother, Bessie McKnight ... thanks for the love, wisdom, and being my best friend.

  Acknowledgments

  It’s so hard to write acknowledgments for my second book when, at the time of this writing, my first book hasn’t come out yet. I’m sure by the time this book hits the stores I will be indebted to so many people for helping me get the word out about Secrets and Lies, but I guess those thanks will have to be in book number three.

  Always first—My Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, for blessing me with the gift, time, and mind to use all wisely.

  My sons, Aaron and Micah—I love you madly, and I pray my writing and traveling is never a burden.

  Mom—In addition to being the best mother in the entire world, you are the best grass roots publicist on the earth. Thank you so much for believing in me and pushing the book to and on everyone in South Carolina. You are such a marketing queen. I love you. Love you too, Daddy!

  Sherri Lewis—You know you are seriously “The Truth. ”I don’t know what I would do if I couldn’ t e-mail, text, and call you (Please don’t move to Africa). Thanks for getting behind this crazy story and helping me see it through to the end. ’Preciate your sharp eye.

  Tiffany Warren—My new best friend, thanks for the wisdom, the funny e-mails, and long phone chats. You’ve been a bigger blessing than you can imagine.

  Sharon Oliver—Your grace, persistence, and marketing savvy inspire me. You pack a big punch, but remain prayerful and humble. I admire your spirit and determination.

  Tia McCollors—The voice of reason when I’m having a freak out moment. How do you stay so cool? Thanks for always being there when I need you for the mommy stuff and the writing stuff. Thanks also for introducing me to some of your book clubs. I appreciate the support.

  Victoria Christopher Murray—My literary mentor, words cannot express the level of appreciation I have for your guidance. Just know I appreciate you from the bottom of my heart.

  Other mentors and awesome sisters that continue to pave the way for newbies like me—Jacquelin Thomas, ReShonda Tate Billingsley, Angela Benson, Stacy Hawkins Adams, Kimberla Lawson Roby—thank you ladies for always taking the time to share and encourage me and others.

  My girls, near and far—Janice Ingle, Margaret Brown, Jacqueline Carter, Tracey Boyd, Jenenne Young, Dee Stewart, Maria Caraballo, Marletta Elliot, Felesia Bowen, and the ladies of Faith Based Fiction Writers of Atlanta—thanks for the love, support, and encouraging words.

  My South Carolina family—Sherri Smiling, Aunt Willie Mae McKnight, Elma McKnight, Tyra Johnson—thanks to y’all for wearing those Secrets and Lies T-shirts all over Manning.

  Facebook friends—I am not getting myself into trouble calling out names. So thanks all 1,600 of y’all!

  Much love to my sister-circle at Urban Books (Urban Christian imprint)—Zaria Garrison, Monique Miller, Sherryle K. Jackson, Nikita Nichols, T.N. Williams, and Pat Simmons.

  My editor at Urban Books, Joylynn Jossel, for continuing to believe in my work and letting me be me. Thanks to Carol Mackey at Black Expressions Book Club for selecting Secrets and Lies and putting me in hardcover. Thanks again to my agent, Shana Crichton, for her support and sound advice.

  To every reader, book club, bookstore, and librarian who have already purchased Secret and Lies—thanks so much for taking a chance on a newbie author. Words cannot express my gratitude. A little extra love to Tanisha Webb of K.C. Girlfriends, Tifany Jones of Sistah Confessions, and Ella Curry of the Black Author Network for teaching me so much along the way.

  To all the bloggers, Web site administrators, and Internet radio hosts who supported my virtual tours—I’m forever in your debt.

  To all the reviewers who took the time to review Secrets and Lies—thank you for your support and love of African American fiction. Your service is invaluable.

  Lisa Zachery at PaperedWonders.com—No one designs better bookmarks and postcards than you. I’m amazed that you manage to top yourself with every project.

  Big thanks to my virtual assistant, Kym Fisher, for keeping me grounded, organized, and together.

  And last but not least, thanks to Tyora Moody of TyWebbin Creations for the best Web site, blog tours, press kits, logo, ad designs ... you do it all, and you do it well. You are incredible. Thanks so much for establishing my visual brand!

  Now let’s get to the good stuff—Samaria Jacobs is back with more drama. Her creed is “If at first you don’t succeed—try, try again.” Can we get this chick redeemed? Turn the page and find out!

  “... If a man has a hundred sheep, and one of them has gone astray, does he not leave the ninety-nine on the hills and go in search of the one that went astray?”

  —Matthew 18:12

  Chapter 1

  I stepped into the classroom marked “Women’ s Bible Study” with a mission in mind that had nothing to do with Jesus. I was going to get to know more about my man’ s wife and use what I learned to steal her husband. This place they called holy ground was about to become a battleground. The plan was Operation Steal Greg.

  “Is this classroom C?” I made sure to add just the right mix of airhead and sweet church girl to my voice. The door was clearly marked, but I had to say something because I was late, and all the real church sisters were already seated and staring.

  A plump chick in her late thirties jumped to her feet like someone yelled happy birthday and she was popping out of a cake. “Yes, sister, come in. Have a seat.” She swayed an open palm in the direction of the chair she’d vacated.

  I smiled tight, then took two steps to the left and away from the over eager beaver. “Thanks.” I crinkled my nose and pointed. “I’ll take something over there.”

  Big girl looked disappointed, but my choice of seating was strategic, so I wasn’t giving in to sad puppy eyes. I flicked a lock of my hair over my shoulder and did a visual sweep of the occupants. Thirty or so women were dispersed throughout the room in small groups that reminded me of cliques in the high school cafeteria. I could tell they were the kind that chewed you up and spit you out like the mystery meat that followed Tuesday’ s spaghetti.

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sp; Since they were staring, I put a little extra motion into my well practiced jig. Sixty eyeballs followed the rhythmic gliding of my hips as I made my way to what I thought would be the perfect seat to make observations; the vacant back row. I rested my Dolce Gabana handbag on an empty seat, picked up the Bible that lay in wait for me, and as a final gesture for the royal nosies, wiggled down into the chair and crossed one leg over the other.

  Try that, I thought, noticing more than half the occupants in the room were overweight and hard pressed to cross any extremity over the other.

  I turned my attention to the woman behind the podium who I figured must be the Bible Study teacher, if that’s what you called the presenter at a thing like this. The only study groups I’d attended were for school. Church wasn’t my thing. I had never quite figured out the purpose for it all, and as far as I could see, most of the hypocritical, nasty, backbiting Christians I worked with hadn’ t either. Nah, I’d taken a pass on the church thing—until now.

  “Hello.” The teacher met my gaze. “I’m Sister Green. Welcome to women’s Bible Study. ”Then, with an uncomfortable cough, she dropped her eyes to the book she was holding.

  So much for introductions.

  “Let’s go to the sixteenth verse, and if you would, Sister Hawkins, read down to verse twenty-one for us, ”Sister Green continued.

  A wiry woman not too far from me stood to her feet and began reading, “So I say, live by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the sinful nature. For the sinful ...”

  I tuned her out, after all, that wasn’t the reason I was here. I craned my neck left, and then right, looking for the person I’d come to see, but she wasn’t here. I’d only seen Greg’ s wife once, from a distance, when I’d lurked outside a charity event he’d slipped and told me they were attending.

  Angelina Preston had long hair that fell in an angled bob down her back. No one’s do fit the bill from where I sat, and because I was in the back, I couldn’t see any of their faces. I hoped I hadn’ t wasted an evening coming to this gathering of stuck up, sanctimonious, women for nothing. I snapped the Bible closed I’d open across my knee and began tapping my heel impatiently. Just when I was about to call it a wrap, the door opened.

  Angelina Preston swept into the room looking like an African American corporate Barbie doll in a chocolate St. John suit, Jimmy Choo slingbacks, and matching handbag. I let my mental calculator go to work. The woman was wearing close to a thousand dollars worth of gear, and that didn’t include the rocks in her ears or the one that for sure was weighing down her left hand.

  I squirmed in my seat. I wanted to curse, but remembered I was in a church, so I bit my tongue. Talk about a bad sister. I uncrossed my legs and watched Angelina glide across the short space and slide effortlessly into a seat. Her featherweight hair billowed like smoke behind her. She turned to the women on her left and right, offered them a few words and a quick smile through perfect teeth, and looked to Sister Green.

  “Sister Preston, we’re glad you’re here. I’ll turn the lesson over to you. ”Sister Green moved away from the podium like someone had told her there was a bomb underneath it. From the awkward way she had been conducting herself before Angelina showed up, I could tell she wasn’t one for public speaking. Her role as teacher really had me wondering about the church thing already.

  Angelina stood and peeled off her jacket as she made her way to the front of the room. “Good evening, ladies.”

  Her voice matched her corporate persona. It had that Demi Moore husky quality that was great for business, but also sexy to a lot of men in the bedroom. “Hmmm, something else to hate about her, ”I murmured under my breath.

  “Thank you for excusing my tardiness. It couldn’t be helped. As most of you know, I’m on the board for the Department of Youth and Family Services, and thanks to the media, you’re probably also aware that we had a child death last night that necessitated an emergency board meeting.”

  “How is the family, Sister Preston?” one of the women asked. A solemn pallor had fallen over the room. I vaguely remembered hearing something about a four-year-old foster child dying from an unexplained fall. I shuddered at the thought.

  “The family is outraged, understandably, but I’m not really able to discuss the case.”

  The women seemed to understand that. I had no idea Angelina was affiliated with child welfare. What thankless work for someone who—well—didn’t have to work at all.

  “We can pray for the family after the meeting.” She closed the subject neatly. “Let’s pick up where we left off last week.”

  “Sister Preston.” Big Girl stood and careened her neck in my direction. “We have a guest.”

  Darn, I didn’t need anyone pointing me out. I was trying to be incognegro, but it was not to be so. Angelina wasn’t going to be rude and ignore a sista like her predecessor had.

  She tilted her head ever so slightly, and her mouth eased into a smile that was full of sincerity. “I apologize for not noticing. I’m Angelina Preston, the women’s adult education coordinator for Greater Christian Life. Welcome. Please tell us your name and anything else you’d like to share with the group.”

  I wasn’t sure how introductions were handled in church. I stood to my feet and stated the lie I’d prepared for this moment. I hesitated for a second, wondering if I were supposed to call myself sister, but then I realized Angelina hadn’ t put sister in front of her name, so I nixed it.

  “Good evening, ladies. My name is Rae Burns. I’ve been coming to the church for a few weeks now. I live in Roswell. I’m single, and I work as a healthcare consultant.” I plopped down in my seat, shocked that perspiration had dotted my top lip and pleased that I hadn’t messed up and said my real name.

  That coming to the church a few weeks part was not true either. Except to attend a wedding or funeral, tonight was the first time I’d stepped foot in this church or any church. I was thinking with nearly two thousand members that no one would know this was my first visit. I was obviously wrong. A few of them looked between each other, comparing mental notes, shaking their heads that they had not seen me at their service. I ignored them. I only cared what one woman thought, and that was the one who was looking directly at me.

  “We’re glad to have you with us, Rae.” Angelina’s delivery was warm and sincere. “We hope that this evening is the first of many journeys into the Bible with us. ”After an appropriate pause for welcomes and nods from other women in the room, Angelina resumed her discussion of the lesson.

  I resumed my studies also. From her appearance to her public speaking skills, the way she threw her hair over her shoulder and the classy way she held her swan-like neck, every word, every movement, everything about her was polished. Her persona seemed to be perfected to convey one resounding message. I am the hotness with a capital H. Don’t mess with me.

  It was starting to get on my nerves because I was going to mess with her, and I hated the fact that I was starting to feel intimidated. I mean as far as looks, she was predictably what I expected. A doctor’s wife—classy. A handsome doctor’s wife—beautiful. I did notice one thing that I wouldn’t have guessed, not based on Greg’ s old southern money, Louisiana upbringing. Angelina wasn’t from the south. This surprised me because the southern gentlemen usually married the belles who understood them, but northern she was.

  I had studied a lot of accents. She spoke that clipped English that well-to-do black folks from up north chirped in their superior, northernly way. My guess was this diva was from Jersey or Connecticut. Greg and I had never talked about it. With the exception of the few times he let me know Wednesday evenings were a good night for us to be together, because his wife taught Bible Study, he never mentioned her. The only reason I knew where to come tonight was because he’d been talking on the phone to her, and I overheard him sarcastically say something about her undying allegiance to Greater Christian. I had heard that name, Greater Christian, before, on radio advertisements. One trip to Google had me in
the complete know.

  I covertly tried to learn more about Mrs. Preston from Greg. A girl likes to know a little about her competition, but he was unwilling to share. That was a big why for me. Why no complaints like most married men? The complaints were what usually soothed their dogged guilt. His lack of flack about the Mrs. made me wonder how Greg soothed his. Surely he had some. I knew he wasn’t absolving it in church because he laughed when he told me he hadn’t been to church in years. “That’s my wife’s bag.” His tone was full of venom. The good doctor and Jesus had fallen out over something, so I felt sure I wouldn’ t be running into him here.

  Angelina Preston was attractive, well bred, and my guess would be educated, but obviously, as my mama always told me, all that glittered wasn’t gold. Her husband was in my bed.

  I let out a long sigh. I was no fool. I understood how the cheating husband thing worked. Most men didn’t leave their wives because they actually loved them or something like that. Chicks on the side, I had learned early on, fell into one or two categories. The first was what I called “something different.” This would be a woman that was completely different from the wife; usually a real freaky-deak who probably traveled with handcuffs and a portable pole. She was willing to do the things wifey had never done or didn’ t respect the Negro enough to do anymore. But she was a distraction, a way to make the man feel better about his boring home life.

  The second category, and the one I preferred to be, was the new model. That was simply a younger version of the current wife. From my experience, more often than not, the younger version was more common, at least amongst the upper middle class men I spent my time with. Their wives didn’t stroke them in the right places anymore. First and foremost, the ego and then ... well, let’s say most of the married men I’d dated didn’ t think they were getting enough sex. I liked being the new model. It held more promise. After all, who was going to actually leave their wife for a freak? You couldn’t take a freak to a business dinner or a charity affair, but you could take the new model anywhere and everywhere, and that’s what I had in mind. My future.