Devil’s Cub at-2

by Georgette Heyer

  “Bien, monseigneur,” he replied without the smallest sign of surprise and bowed himself out.

  The Marquis said impetuously: “I’ll make that fellow Hammond marry us, Mary, at once.”

  “Very well,” said Miss Challoner equably.

  “You will be married,” said his grace, “in Paris, at the Embassy.”

  “But, sir—”

  “A little coffee, my lord?” said Miss Challoner.

  “I never touch it. Sir—”

  “If his grace wishes you to married at the Embassy, my lord, I won’t be married anywhere else,” stated Miss Challoner calmly.

  The Marquis said: “You won’t, eh? Sir, it’s very well, but it will cause a deal of talk.”

  “I rather think that it will,” agreed Avon. “I had no time on my way through Paris to arrange the details. But I have no doubt that my friend Sir Giles will have done so by this time.”

  Miss Challoner regarded him in frank wonderment. “Is my grandfather in Paris then, sir?”

  “Certainly,” said his grace. “I should tell you, my child, that officially you are in his company.”

  “Am I, sir?” Miss Challoner blinked at him. “Then you did meet him at Newmarket?”

  “Let us say, rather, that he came to find me at Newmarket,” he amended. “He is staying in an hotel which he has hired for some few weeks. You, my dear Mary, are at present keeping to your room, on account of some slight disorder of the system. The betrothal between yourself and my son is of long, though secret standing. Hitherto”—his grace touched his lips with his napkin, and laid it down. “Hitherto, both Sir Giles and myself have refused our consent to your marriage.”

  “Have you?” said Mary, quite fascinated.

  “Obviously. But Vidal’s banishment to France so attacked your sensibilities, my dear child, that you seemed to be in danger of going into a decline. This induced Sir Giles and myself to relent.”

  “Oh, no!” begged Miss Challoner. “Not a decline, sir! I am not such a poor creature!”

  “I am desolated to be obliged to contradict you, Mary, but you were certainly on the brink of a decline,” said Avon firmly.

  Miss Challoner sighed. “Well, if you insist, sir ... What next?”

  “Next,” said Avon, “the Duchess and myself came to Paris to grace the ceremony with our presence. We have not yet arrived, but we shall do so in a day or two. I imagine we are somewhere in the neighbourhood of Calais at the moment. When we do arrive we shall hold a rout-party in your honour. You will be formally presented to society as my son’s future wife. Which reminds me, that I cannot sufficiently praise your admirable discretion in refusing to go about when you sojourned with my cousin Elisabeth.”

  Miss Challoner felt herself bound to say: “There is one person who met me at the Hôtel Charbonne, sir. The Vicomte de Valmé.”

  “You can leave Bertrand to me,” interposed the Marquis. “This is all very well thought of, sir, but when does our marriage take place?”

  “Your marriage, my son, takes place when Miss Challoner has had time to buy her bride-clothes. I shall leave you to decide the rest. My ingenuity falls short of planning your wedding trip.”

  “You surprise me, sir. I shall take you into Italy, Mary. Will you come with me?”

  “Yes, sir, with all my heart,” said Mary, smiling at him.

  His hand went out to her across the table. The Duke said drily: “Delay your affecting demonstrations a moment longer, Vidal. I have to inform you that your late adversary was, when I left England, on the road to recovery.”

  “My late adversary?” frowned his lordship. “Oh, Quarles! Was he, sir?”

  “You do not appear to feel any undue interest in his fate,” remarked Avon.

  The Marquis was looking at Mary. He said casually: “It makes no odds to me now, sir. He can live for all I care.”

  “How very magnanimous!” said his grace with gentle satire. “Perhaps it may interest you to learn that the gentleman has been—er—induced to make a statement which obviates the need for your exile.”

  Vidal turned his head, surveying his father with candid admiration. “I should like to know how you induced him to make such a statement, sir, I admit. But I did not leave England for fear of the runners.”

  Avon smiled. “Did you not, my son?”

  “No, sir, and you know it. I left at your command.”

  “Very proper,” said his grace, rising. “I have no doubt I shall be weak enough to command your return—when you get back from Italy.” His eyes rested for an instant on Miss Challoner. “I comfort myself with the reflection that your wife will possibly be able to curb your desire—I admit, a natural one for the most part—to exterminate your fellows.”

  “I shall try not to disappoint you, sir,” said Miss Challoner demurely.

  It was past noon when Gaston returned with his charges. Miss Challoner felt extremely nervous of meeting the Duchess of Avon, but that lady’s entrance put all her fears to flight.

  Her grace came into the parlour like a small whirlwind, and cast herself into her husband’s arms. “Monseigneur!” she cried joyfully. “I am so very glad you have come! I thought I should not have to tell you anything about it, but it is all so difficult I cannot manage it in the least, and Rupert will not try because he only thinks of getting all that wine home. Monseigneur, he has bought dozens and dozens of bottles of wine. I could not stop him. He says first he will hire a coach, and now he says no, it must go by canal.”

  “It must undoubtedly go by canal,” said his grace, betraying a faint interest. He removed his ruffle from his wife’s clutch. “May I ask, Léonie, why you must needs elope with Rupert in this distressing fashion?”

  “But do you not know, then?” she demanded. “If you don’t know, why are you here, Monseigneur? You are teasing me! Where is Dominique? Gaston said that he was with you.”

  “He is,” said his grace.

  “Then of course you know. Oh, Monseigneur, he says he will marry that girl, and I have a great fear she is like the sister whom I found detestable!”

  The Duke took her hand and led her to Miss Challoner. “You shall judge for yourself,” he said. “This is Miss Challoner.”

  The Duchess looked sharply up at him, and then at Mary, who stood still and looked gravely back at her. Léonie drew a long breath. “Voyons, are you the sister of that other one?” she demanded, not very lucidly.

  “Yes, ma’am,” said Mary.

  “Vraiment? But it is not at all credible, I find. I do not want to be rude, but—”

  “In that case, my love, you had better refrain from making the comparisons that are on the lips of your very unguarded tongue,” interposed his grace.

  “I was not going to say anything indiscreet,” the Duchess assured him. “But I say one thing. If you do not like it, Monseigneur, I am sorry, but I am not going to permit that my son abducts this Mary Challoner and then does not marry her. I say he shall marry her at once, and Rupert shall fetch that Hammond person, who has the manners of a pig.”

  “These continued references to Mr. Hammond—a gentleman quite unknown to me—I find most tedious,” complained his grace. “If his manners are those of a pig, I beg that Rupert will refrain from fetching him.”

  “But you do not understand, Justin. He is a priest.”

  “So I have been led to infer. I believe it will not be necessary for us to disturb him.”

  The Duchess took Miss Challoner’s hand, and held it. She faced her husband resolutely. “Monseigneur, you must listen to me. When I thought that this child was—was—”

  “Pray do not continue, my dear. I understand perfectly. If you will permit me to—”

  “No, Monseigneur,” she said firmly. “This time it is I who must speak. When I thought this child was not a respectable person, I said Dominique should not marry her. I made Rupert bring me to Dijon because I thought I would be very clever and arrange everything so that you would never know—”

  “This to
uching but misplaced confidence in your powers of concealment, ma mie—”

  “Justin, you shall listen to me!” said the Duchess. “Of course I might have known you would find out—how did you, Monseigneur? It was very clever of you, I think. No, no, let me speak!—I meant that Dominique should not marry Mademoiselle Challoner. But now I have seen her, and I am not a fool, me, and she is a person entirely respectable, and this time I do not care what you may say, Dominique is to marry her.”

  His grace looked down at her impassively. “Quite right, my dear. He is,” he said.

  The Duchess opened her eyes very wide indeed. “You do not mind, Monseigneur?”

  “I cannot conceive why I should be supposed to mind,” said his grace. “The marriage seems to be eminently desk-able.”

  The Duchess let go of Miss Challoner to fling out her hands. “But, Monseigneur, if you do not mind why did you not say so at once?” she demanded.

  “You may perhaps recall, my love, that you forbade me to speak.”

  The Duchess paid no attention to this, but said with her usual buoyancy: “Voyons, now I am quite happy!” She looked at Mary again. “And you—I think you will be very good to my son, n’est-ce pas?”

  Miss Challoner said: “I love him, ma’am. I can only say that. And—and thank you—for your____”

  “Ah, bah!” Léonie said. “I do not want to be thanked. Where is Rupert? I must tell him at once that everything is arranged.”

  Lord Rupert, who had evidently been detained outside, came into the room at this moment. He seemed preoccupied, and addressed himself at once to his brother. “Damme, Avon, I’m devilish glad you’ve come!” he said. “The Lord knows I never thought I should want to see you, but we’re in a plaguey difficulty.”

  “No, we are not, Rupert!” Léonie told him. “It is all arranged.”

  “Eh?” His lordship seemed surprised. “Who arranged it?”

  “Oh, but Monseigneur, of course! They are to be married.”

  Rupert said disgustedly: “Lord, can’t you think of aught beside that young fire-eater of yours?” He took hold of one of the silver buttons on his grace’s coat, and said confidentially: “It’s a mighty fortunate thing you’ve arrived, Avon, ’pon my soul it is. I’ve got six dozen of burgundy, and about three of as soft a port as ever I tasted, lying back in Dijon. I bought ’em off the landlord of some inn or another we stayed at, and the devil’s in it I can’t pay for ’em.”

  “Monseigneur, I am quite ennuyée with this wine,” said Léonie, “Do not buy it! I do not wish to travel with bottles and bottles of wine.”

  “May I request you to unhand me, Rupert?” said his grace. “If you have purchased port it must of course go by water. Did you bring a bottle with you?”

  “Bring a bottle? Lord, I’ve brought six!” said Rupert. “We’ll crack one at once, and if you don’t find I’m right—well, you’ve changed, Justin, and that’s all there is to it.”

  Léonie said indignantly: “Rupert, I do not care what you do, but I wish to present you to Mademoiselle Challoner, who is to marry Dominique.”

  His lordship was roused to look round. “What, is she here?” He perceived Mary at last. “So you’re the girl that confounded nevvy of mine ran off with!” he said. “I wish you joy of him, my dear. A pretty dance you’ve led us. You’ll forgive me if I leave you at this present. There’s a little matter demanding my attention. Now, Avon, I’m with you.

  Léonie called after him: “But Rupert, Rupert! Where are Juliana and M. Comyn?”

  Rupert looked back from the doorway to say: They’ll be here soon enough. Too soon for my liking. Stap me if ever I saw such a pair for ogling and holding hands. It’s enough to turn a man’s stomach. Their chaise fell behind.’

  He went out as he spoke, and Léonie turned to Miss Challoner with a gesture of resignation. “He is mad, you understand. You must not be offended with him, for presently he will recover, I assure you.”

  “I could not be offended, ma’am,” said Miss Challoner. “He makes me want to laugh.” She moved a little away from the Duchess. “Madame, are you—are you sure that you wish me to marry your son?”

  Léonie nodded. “But yes, I am quite sure, petite.” She sat down by the fire, and held out her hand. “Come, ma chère, you shall tell me all about it, please, and—I think, not cry, hein?”

  Miss Challoner dabbed at her eyes. “No, ma’am, certainly not cry,” she said rather tremulously.

  Ten minutes later Miss Marling came in to find her friend seated at the Duchess’s feet, with both her hands clasped in Léonie’s. She said brightly: “Oh, Aunt Léonie, is it all decided, then? Has my Uncle Justin given his consent? I vow it is famous!”

  Léonie released Miss Challoner and stood up. “Yes, it is quite famous, as you say, Juliana, for now I am to have a daughter, which will amuse me very much, and Dominique is to make no more scandals. Where is M. Comyn? Do not tell me you have quarrelled again?”

  “Good gracious, no!” replied Juliana, shocked. “Uncle Rupert met us in the hall, and he took Frederick off with him to that room over the way. I think they are all there. I am certain I saw Vidal.”

  “Voyons, it is insupportable!” said her grace. “Do they all go off to drink Rupert’s wine? I won’t have it!” She went quickly out into the hall with Miss Challoner, who followed in the direction of her accusingly levelled finger, and frankly laughed. Through the archway that gave on to the coffee-room the outraged Duchess could see her son, seated on the edge of a table with one foot swinging, and a glass in his hand. Lord Rupert was in the background, holding a bottle, and speaking to somebody outside Léonie’s range of vision. A burst of laughter set the seal to her grace’s wrath She promptly walked into the coffee-room, saw that not only Mr. Comyn, but her husband also, was there, and said reproachfully: “But I find you extremely rude, all of you! One would say this wine of Rupert’s, of which I have already heard enough, was of more importance than the betrothal of Dominique. Ma fille, come here!”

  Miss Challoner came and shook her head. “Dreadful, madam!” she said.

  “Devil a bit!” said Lord Rupert. “We’re drinking your health, my dear.” He saw Vidal smile across at Miss Challoner, and raise his glass in a silent toast, and said hastily: “That’ll do, Vidal, that’ll do! Don’t start fondling, for the love of God, for I can’t bear it. Well, what d’ye say, Justin? Will you buy it or not?”

  His grace sipped the wine, while Lord Rupert watched him anxiously. The Duke said: “Almost the only evidence of intelligence I find in you, Rupert, lies in your ability to pick a wine. Decidedly I will buy it.”

  “Now that’s devilish good of you, ’pon my word it is!” said his lordship. “Damme, if I don’t let you have a dozen bottles of it!”

  “Your generosity, my dear Rupert, quite overwhelms me,” said his grace with polite gratitude.

  Léonie stared at his lordship. “Let Monseigneur—oh, but that is too much, enfin!”

  “No, no,” replied his lordship recklessly. “He shall have a dozen: that’s fair enough. Give your mother a glass, Vidal—oh, and what’s the girl’s name? Sophia! Give her a glass too, for I’ve—”

  “Mary!” snapped the Marquis, with a sudden frown. _

  His uncle was quite unabashed. “Mary! so it is. Sophia was t’other one. Well, give her a glass, my boy. I’ve a toast for you to drink.”

  Léonie accepted the glass her son handed her. “Yes, it is true that I wish very much to drink to my son and daughter,” she said. “Go on, Rupert.”

  His lordship raised his glass. “Dijon!” he said quite unheeding, and drank deeply.

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