Rabbit at Rest

by John Updike

  Harry says to jamce, “Let’s try to concentrate on Judy and Roy today. They seem sort of woebegone, don’t they?”

  She doesn’t answer, guardedly. She takes his remark as a slam at Nelson’s parenting. Maybe it is. Nelson’s the one who needs parenting; he always did and never got enough. When you don’t get enough of something at the right biological moment, Rabbit has read somewhere, you keep after it until you die. He asks, “What do you and Pru talk about all the time?”

  She answers, thin-upped, “Oh, women things. You’d find them boring.”Janice always gets a funny intense frowny look on her face when she’s dressing herself. Even if it’s just slacks and a blouse to go to Winn Dixie in, she pinches off an accusatory stare into the mirror, to face down the worst.

  “Maybe so,” he agrees, ending the conversation, and knowing this will make Janice want to continue it.

  Sure enough, she volunteers, “She’s worried about Nelson,” and falters for the next words, the tip of her tongue sneaking out and pressing on her upper lip in the effort of thought.

  But Rabbit says curtly, “Who wouldn’t be?” He turns his back to put on his underpants. He still wears Jockey shorts. Ruth was amused by them that night ages ago, and he always thinks of it. Today he wants to be a grandfather and tries to dress for the role. Long eggshell-colored linen pants with cuffs, instead of his dirty old plaid bell-bottom golf slacks, and instead of a polo knit a real shirt, 100-per-cent cotton, with blue pinstripes and short sleeves. He looks at himself in the mirror that Janice’s image has vacated and is stunned, deep inside, by the bulk of what he sees - face swollen to a kind of moon, with his little sunburned nose and icy eyes and nibbly small mouth bunched in the center, above the jowls, boneless jowls that come up and put a pad of fat even in front of his ears, where Judy has a silky shine. Talk about Nelson - Harry’s own hair, its blondness dirtied and dulled by gray, is thinning back from his temples. Tall as he is, there is no carrying the slope under his shirt as anything other than a loose gut, a paunch that in itself must weigh as much as a starving Ethiopian child. He must start to cut down. He can feel, every motion he makes, his weight tugging at his heart - that singeing sensation he gets as if a child inside him is playing with lighted matches.

  On the breakfast table, today’s News-Press has the color photograph of a tiny sickly one-year-old girl who died last night for lack of a liver transplant. Her name was Amber. Also a headline saying that according to Scotland Yard Pan Am Flight 103 was definitely bombed, just like Ed Silberstein and Judy say. Fragments of metal. Luggage compartment. Plastic explosive, can be molded into any form, probably a high-performance Czech type called Semtex: Harry can hardly bear to read about it, the thought of all those conscious bodies suddenly with nothing all around them, freezing, Ber-nie, Ber-nie, and Lockerbie a faint spatter of stars below, everything in one split second upside-down and void of merry. Also the mayor of Fort Myers now thinks his police acted properly in the arrest of Deion Sanders. Also Deadly pollution infects Lake Okeechobee. Also Partly cloudy, Highs in low to mid-80s. “Today’s the day,” he announces, “Grandpa’s going to take you to amazing places!”

  Judy and Roy look doubtful but not entirely.

  Janice says, “Harry, have another of these cherry Danishes before they go stale. We bought them thinking mostly of the children but they both say they hate red runny things.”

  “Why do you want to kill me with carbos?” he asks, but eats the Danish anyway, and cleans up the sweet sugary crumbs with his fingertips.

  Pru, tall from Harry’s seated angle, her hips level with his eyes, hesitantly asks, “Would you two possibly enjoy having the grandchildren to yourselves for this expedition? Nelson couldn’t get to sleep last night and kept me pretty much up too. I just can’t face a day in the car.” She does look pale and drawn, the kid keeping her up all night with his whining and whatever else. Even her freckles look pale, and her lips, that felt so soft and warm at the airport, are resigned and tight and wryly pulled down on one side.

  Janice says, “Of course, dear. You get some sleep and then maybe you and Nellie could do something healthy and fun. If you use the Valhalla pool remind him he’s supposed to shower before and after and not to do any diving.”

  Judy laughs and interrupts: “Daddy does belly flops.”

  Roy says, “Daddy does not flop. You flop.”

  “Hey Jesus,” Harry tells them, “don’t start fighting yet. We aren’t even in the car.”

  In the car by nine-thirty, provisioned with a triple-barrelled package of Double Stuf Oreos and a sixpack of Classic Coke, they begin the long day that for years to come will be known in fond family legend as The Day Grandpa Ate the Parrot Food, though it wasn’t exactly for parrots, and he didn’t eat much of it. They start by driving down Route 41 (PATIOLAND, Kissin’ Kuzzins, Easy Drugs, LAND of SLEEP) to Fort Myers and visiting the Thomas Alva Edison Winter Home, which nearly does them in. They park the Canny and pass underneath a giant banyan tree, a tree (a helpful sign tells them) given to Edison when it was a twig by some financial giant of the time, Harvey Firestone or Henry Ford, and that has since become the biggest banyan tree outside of India, where a single such gigantic tree may shelter an entire bazaar. Banyans spread by dangling down roots and making new trunks that become like crutches as the limbs spread out and out - these creepy trees will go for miles if nobody stops them. Harry wonders, How do they die?

  It turns out you can’t just walk around the house and grounds, you have to join a tour, for five bucks a pop. Judy and Roy both freak out when that’s explained to them. They see themselves surrounded by busloads of old retired people wearing baseball caps and flip-up sunglasses and carrying those little sticks that open out into a kind of saddle to be one-legged chairs. Several wrecks in wheelchairs join their accumulating tour group as it waits to begin. Judy, looking prematurely long-legged in short pink shorts, with funny red shadows of blusher on her cheekbones, says, “I don’t care about any dumb grounds, I want to see the machine that makes lightning,” and Roy, his loose little mouth dyed by Oreo chocolate, stares with his glazed brown eyes as if he’s going to melt in the heat.

  Harry tells Judy, “I don’t think there’s any machine that makes lightning, just the very first light bulb ever invented.” He tells Roy, “I’ll carry you if you get too tired.”

  At some signal he misses, so they get caught in the back, everybody including the wheelchairs pushes out of the shed into a space of dusty gray earth and outdoor jungle stuffiness and knifelike leaf shadows. Their guide is a prissy old blue-haired girl in a billed cap reciting what she’s memorized. First she points out to them Kigelia pinnata, the sausage tree of Africa. “The fruit resembles a sausage and that is why the name. It is not edible, but is used as a medicine by the natives of Africa and because of their superstitious nature they worship the tree for its healing power. Just across Memory Garden is the fried-egg tree. The flower looks very much like an egg, sunny side up. It was planted there just in case you like eggs with your sausage.”

  The group politely laughs. Some of the old folks indeed laugh more than politely, as if this is the funniest thing they’ve ever in their long lives heard. When do the gray cells start winking out in significant numbers? When will it start happening to him, Harry wonders. Or has it already? You don’t know what you don’t know. A void inside, a void outside. Their guide, heartened by the good audience response, points out more funny trees - the dynamite tree, Hura crepitans, whose fruit explodes when it is ripe, and the very rare Cecropia of South America, the sloth tree, indeed the only mature Cecropia palmata in the United States, whose leaves have the texture of chamois skin and never disintegrate. Harry wonders, Why did God bother to do all these tricks, off by Himself in the Amazon jungle? “They are chocolate brown on one side and white on the other and because of their unusual shapes and lasting qualities are in great demand for dried floral arrangements. You can purchase these leaves in our gift shop.” So He did it so people would have something
to buy in gift shops.

  Next we come to Enterolobium cyclocarpum, known as the ear tree. “The seed pods,” the guide recites, “resemble the human ear.” The crowd, warmed up now to laugh at almost any ridiculous thing God does, titters, and the guide allows herself a selfcongratulatory smile; she knows these trees, these words, and these docile senile tourists backwards and forwards.

  A little human hand tugs Harry’s with a chamoislike softness of its own. He bends down to little Judy’s exquisite, tarted-up, green-eyed face. He sees that Pru allowed her to put on a little lipstick, too. To sweeten this outing for her, to make it seem an occasion. Going sightseeing with Grandpa and Grandma. You’ll always remember this. When they’re gone to their reward. “Roy wants to know,” Judy says as softly as she can, but anxiety driving her voice up, “how soon it’s over.”

  “It’s just begun,” Harry says.

  Janice begins to whisper with them. Her attention span is as poor as theirs. “Could we make a break for it before they make us cross the street?”

  “It’s a one-way tour,” Harry says. “Come on, everybody. Let’s stick with it.”

  He picks up little Roy, whose body weight has been doubled by boredom, and carries him, and they all cross the street, a street that in the very old days was a cow trail and that “Mr. Edison,” as the woman keeps calling him, simpering like he’s some big-dicked boyfriend of hers, took it into his head to line with royal palms. “These royal palms grow wild sixty miles of us on the fringe of the Everglades; however, it was much easier, in 1900, to bring them in from Cuba by great sailboats than to drag them by ox teams through our virtually impenetrable Florida swamplands.”

  On winding paths they drag themselves, dodging wheelchairs, trying not to step on the little beds of cactus and flowers that line the paths, trying to hear their guide as her voice fades in and out of its scratchy groove, trying to take an interest in the embowering green enigmas that Edison brought from afar in his heavily financed search for a substitute rubber. Here are the kapok tree and the Java plum, the cannonball tree from Trinidad and the mango from India, the lipstick tree and the birdseye bush, the sweetheart orchid, which is not as many people think a parasite, and the lychee nut, whose fruit is much sought after by the Chinese. Harry’s legs ache, and the small of his back, and that suspect area behind his left ribs, which gives him a twinge, but he cannot put Roy down because the kid is asleep: he must be one of the sleepingest four-year-olds in the world. Janice and Judy have conspiratorially separated from the group and wandered ahead to the Edison house, a house brought in four sailing schooners from Maine in 1886, the first prefabricated house in the world you could say, a house without a kitchen because Edison didn’t like the smell of cooking food, a house with a wide veranda on all four sides and with the first modern pool in Florida, of blue cement reinforced not with steel but with bamboo and not a crack or leak in it to this day. Marvels! So much endeavor, ingenuity, oddity, and bravery has been compressed into history: Harry can hardly stand under the weight of it all, bending his bones, melting his mind, pressing like a turnscrew on the segments of his skull, giving him a fantastic itch under his shoulder blades, where his 100-per-cent cotton blue-pinstriped shirt has moistened and then dried. He catches up to Janice, his heart twanging, and softly begs her, “Scratch.” Softly so as not to wake the child.

  “Where?” She shifts her cigarette, a Pall Mall she must have borrowed from Pru, to the other hand and rakes at his back, up, down, to the right and left as he directs, until the demon feels exorcised. This jungly garden of old Edison’s is a devilish place. His breathing is bothered; he makes a determined effort not to hyperventilate. The commotion wakes Roy and he drowsily announces, “I got to go pee.”

  “I bet you do,” Harry says, and tells him, “You can’t go behind any of these bushes, they’re all too rare.”

  “The scarlet dombeya wallichi is known as the pink ball tree of India,” the guide is telling her less unruly students with a lilt. “It has a very heavy fragrance. Mrs. Edison loved birds and always kept canaries, parakeets, and parrots. These birds live out of doors the year around and love it here.”

  “How does she know they love it here?” Judy asks her grandparents, a bit noisily, so that several venerable heads turn. “She’s not a parrot.”

  “Who says she’s not?” Harry whispers.

  “I got to go pee,” Roy repeats.

  “Yeah well, your need to pee isn’t the exact fucking center of the universe,” Harry tells him. He is badly out of practice in this fathering business, and never was that great at it.

  Janice offers, “I’ll take him back along the path, there were bathrooms in the building we came in at.”

  Judy is alarmed to see these two escaping. “I want to come with!” she cries, so loudly the tour guide stops her recital for a moment. “Maybe I got to go pee too!”

  Harry grabs her hand and holds it tight and even gives it a sadistic squeeze. “And maybe you don’t,” he says. “Come on, stick it out. Go with the flow, for Chrissake. You’ll miss the world’s oldest Goddamn light bulb.”

  A woman in a wheelchair, not so crippled her hair isn’t dyed orange and permed into more curlicues than a monkey’s ass, looks over and gives them a glare. Knowing when to quit, Harry thinks. Nobody knows when to quit. Their guide has lifted her voice up a notch and is saying, “Here is the sapodilla of the American tropics. From the sap of this tree comes chicle, used in making chewing gum.”

  “Hear that?” Harry asks Judy, out of breath with the social tension of this endless tour and sorry about the hurtful squeeze. “The tree Chiclets come from.”

  “What are Chiclets?” Judy asks, looking up at him with a little new nick of a squint taken in those clear green eyes. She is sore, slightly, and wary of him now. He has nicked her innocence. Can it be she’s never heard of Chiclets? Have they really gone the way of penny candy, of sugar-soaked Fosnacht doughnuts, of those little red ration tokens you had to use during the war? All as real as yesterday to Harry. Realer.

  “Mr. Edison planted this chewing-gum tree for children,” the guide is going on. “He loved his children and his grandchildren very much and spent long hours with them, though because of his deafness he had to do most of the talking.” There is a munnur of laughter, and she preens, stretching her neck and pursing her lips, as if she hadn’t expected this, though she must have, she has done this spiel so often she must have their reactions taped down to every stray chuckle. Now she leads her herd of oldsters, shuffling and bobbing solemnly in their splashy playclothes, toward a link fence and a new phase of their five-dollar pilgrimage. They are about to cross the road lined with the unnaturally straight and concrete-colored palm trunks that Edison, the amazing great American, floated in from Cuba when the century was an infant. But she can’t let them cross without socking them with one more cute plant. “The shrub with the long red tassels is the chenille plant from the Bismarck Islands. The chenille is French and means caterpillar. You can readily see the meaning for the name of the plant.”

  “Yukko, caterpillars,” little Judy pipes up to Harry, and he recognizes this as a female attempt to rebridge the space between them, and he feels worse than ever about that hurtful squeeze. He wonders why he did it, why he tends to do mean things like that, to women mostly, as if blaming them for the world as it is, full of chenille plants and without mercy. He feels fragile, on the edge of lousy. That bad child inside his chest keeps playing with matches.

  The guide announces, “We are now going across the street to the laboratory where Mr. Edison did his last experimental work.”

  They do at last cross over and, in Edison’s breezy old laboratories, among dusty beakers and siphons and alembics and big belted black machinery, are reunited with Janice and Roy. The tour guide points out the cot where Edison used to take the tenminute catnaps that enabled him to sit and dream in his big deaf head for hours on end, and the piece of goldenrod rubber on his desk, made from goldenrod grown right here in Fort
Myers and still flexible after all these years. Finally, the guide frees them to roam, marvel, and escape. Driving north, Harry asks the three others, “So, what did you like best?”

  “Going pee,” Roy says.

  “You’re dumb,” Judy tells him and, to show that she’s not, answers, “I liked best the phonograph where to hear because he was deaf he rested his teeth on this wooden frame and you can see the marks his teeth made. That was interesting.”

  “1 was interested,” Harry says, “in all those failures he had in developing the storage battery. You wouldn’t think it would be so tough. How many - nine thousand experiments?”

  Route 41 drones past the windows. Banks. Food and gas. Arthritis clinics. Janice seems preoccupied. “Oh,” she says, trying to join in, “I guess the old movie machines. And the toaster and waffle iron. I hadn’t realized he had invented those, you don’t think of them as needing to be invented. You wonder how different the world would be if he hadn’t lived. That one man.”

  Harry says, authoritatively, he and Janice in the front seat like puppet grandparents, just the heads showing, playing for their little audience of two in the back seat, “Hardly at all. It was all there in the technology, waiting to be picked up. If we hadn’t done it the Swiss or somebody would have. The only modem invention that wasn’t inevitable, I once read somewhere, was the zipper.”