The Mysterious Lost Child (The Inscrutable Paris Beaufont Book 2)
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This isn’t me on a campaign, but love isn’t tourism. It’s essential. Yes, we will have fun, but that’s never been what it was about. When you realize that someone owns a part of your heart, every day without them is torture. Being reunited isn’t fun. It’s healing.
I guess it felt like I was going to the hospital to have my heart repaired after five months, and well-meaning people are like, “Have fun.” I’m not going to Disney World. I have to take three COVID tests, while having a vaccine, fill out a boat load of forms and take three flights to get there and quarantine the entire time. This isn’t a vacation. So if anything, this is my attempts to educate people who think love is tourism, that it’s not. My friends mean well and I get it. But that’s the tough part that we’ve dealt with. My friends can go to Costco to buy bean dip, but I can’t see the guy who makes me feel whole.
I’ll stop now but not before saying that the Anderles have been more than supportive in this all, knowing how tough this was for us. And because of that, I’ll make no final tease about Bird Killer. Oh, I guess I just did. But that’s it. Promise.
Much peace and love,
Tiny Ninja
Michael’s Author Notes
April 7, 2021
Thank you for reading both this story and our author notes!
Tiny Ninja is my totem at times. There, I’ve said it.
I’ve always had admiration for those who can say stuff with no filter (or little filter), and whatever they said, it’s fun.
Sara is like that. She has a way of metaphoring. It’s a word; I just penciled it into my version of the dictionary. Now, I have to figure out a way to erase that @#@# off my screen.
Anyway, her comment about her relationship with Pilates cracks me up. Let’s connect a healthy effort with a painful relationship situation. Oh, and it works because I know ALL healthy exercise should be connected to a painful relationship.
I hate physical exercise.
I have an unhealthy relationship with Coca-Cola. I love it, regardless of how round it is making my body. Now, if someone would make the dopamine receptors in my mind fire like the 4th of July whenever I exercise, I’d be Mr. Universe.
Well, perhaps not him because that means all clothes would have to be replaced, and I hate shopping.
…Ok, I can’t keep writing like Sarah. My brain hurts, just trying to keep up with her Ping-Pong ball back-and-forth staccato flashes of inspiration and musings.
I admit, the sugar milkshake Judith and I had was a dirty rotten trick to play on Sarah that day. We allowed Lydia to grab whatever sugary delights were on the mug or plate with full knowledge of what it might set off.
Or at least I hoped it would set off.
I admire everything Tiny Ninja™ does for her daughter and the amazing efforts she accomplishes, including finishing a book with torn metacarpal tenda-ligaments. Or whatever it was.
Just for the record, I told her we could adjust some stuff to help her, and she told me to stuff it. She wouldn’t listen to her doctor.
I make that statement so that in the future, I have a written record I can believe. Trust me, I can imagine Sarah giving me a line of…something…that would have me believe I was a ruthless publisher.
I’m a sucker that way.
Here is a snippet of how that conversation would go:
Sarah: Actually, you told me on my second book of Paris Beaufont you didn’t care if I had hurt all of my torn metacarpal tenda-ligaments. I had to get the book finished.
Mike: Really? I don’t think that’s what I would have done.
Sarah: Yes, I was there. It was hurtful, Anderle. You were a real jerk about the whole thing.
Mike: But… That just doesn’t seem like me. I’m really sorry. I can’t believe what an @#@%# I was to you! How could you even keep working with me when I was a jerk like that?
Sarah: Do you feel bad?
Mike: Of course!
Sarah: Good. Because you didn’t say it, and you had better never give Lydia sugar for lunch again, or I’ll make you feel worse. <
Mike: Dammit, Noffke!
Have a fantastic week.
Ad Aeternitatem,
Michael
Acknowledgments
Sarah Noffke
I have so many people to thank who make this all possible. Firstly, thanks to Mike, who really pushes me to be a better writer, coming up with the best ideas, not just the really good ones. We work together pretty well, I’d say. I wonder what he’d say… Anyway, MA gave me the opportunity to write with LBMPN a few years ago and it’s been life changing. He’s very supportive and really cares. Thanks Bird Killer.
A huge thank you to the LBMPN team who work tirelessly so that I have less stress. Thanks to Steve and Kelly for making my life easier and being on top of everything. Thanks to Tracey and Lynne for fixing all my editing mistakes. A big thank you to the JIT team whose feedback at the 11th hour before publishing is invaluable. Thank you to my alpha readers Juergen and Martin. Thank you to everyone who makes getting the books to the reader possible. I really can’t do this without you. And you make it so much more fun.
Thank you to my daughter, Lydia, who inspires my stories over and over again. She’s my muse and we are always discussing story. She’s an avid reader and listens to the Liv Beaufont series at night and reads the Sophia Beaufont books with me before bed. She also reads other authors, which I guess is okay. But my point is that she’s supportive of me in so many ways. I need to stay immersed in this universe and remember all the details. There are 12 book in each series so there’s a lot to remember. And Lydia loves my stories and then also supports me by listening and reading them so I can keep crafting. But also, she puts up with me when I go all psycho pants during a big crunch of a deadline. I will be the first to admit that I’m pretty intense a day or two before a book is due. And she always just smiles and says, “Mommy, you can do it.”
Thank you to my family, the Scotsman and all my friends. You all are always so supportive of me and for that, I’m infinitely grateful. I really couldn’t do this without the encouragement of those I love. On the really tough writing days, the Scotsman points out all the things that I don’t see, like my dedication to the craft or how much readers are enjoying the books. I don’t know what I did to have the most loving and thoughtful people in the world in my corner, but I’m going to do everything to keep them and hopefully keep making them proud.
And finally, thank you to you the reader. Without you I wouldn’t be able to do what I love. Your support means so much to me and my family. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Love,
Tiny Ninja
Books By Sarah Noffke
Sarah Noffke writes YA and NA science fiction, fantasy, paranormal and urban fantasy. In addition to being an author, she is a mother, podcaster and professor. Noffke holds a Masters of Management and teaches college business/writing courses. Most of her students have no idea that she toils away her hours crafting fictional characters. www.sarahnoffke.com
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Around the world humans are hallucinating after sleepless nights.
In a sterile, underground institute the forecasters keep reporting the same events.
And in the backwoods of Texas, a sixteen-year-old girl is about to be caught up in a fierce, ethereal battle.
Meet Roya Stark.
She drowns every night in her dreams, spends her hours reading classic literature to avoid her family’s rid
icule, and is prone to premonitions—which are becoming more frequent.
Now her dreams are filled with strangers offering to reveal what she has always wanted to know: Who is she? That’s the question that haunts her, and she's about to find out. But will Roya live to regret learning the truth?
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