Complete Works of Frank Norris

by Frank Norris

  About five o’clock his father came home from his office. “Hello!” said he, looking into the room; “aren’t you home a little early to-day? Ah, I thought you weren’t going to bring that dog into the house any more. I wish you wouldn’t, son; he gets hair and fleas about everywhere.”

  “All right, governor,” answered Vandover. “I’ll take him out. Come along, Cork.”

  “But aren’t you home earlier than usual to-day?” persisted his father as Vandover got up.

  “Yes,” said Vandover, “I guess I am, a little.”

  After supper the same evening when Vandover came downstairs, drawing on his gloves, his father looked over his paper, saying pleasantly:

  “Well, where are you going to-night?”

  “I’m going to see my girl,” said Vandover, smiling; then foreseeing the usual question, he added, “I’ll be home about eleven, I guess.”

  “Got your latch-key?” asked the Old Gentleman, as he always did when Vandover went out.

  “Yep,” called back Vandover as he opened the door. “I’ll not forget it again. Good-night, governor.”

  Vandover used to call on Turner Ravis about twice a week; people said they were engaged. This was not so.

  Vandover had met Miss Ravis some two years before. For a time the two had been sincerely in love with each other, and though there was never any talk of marriage between them, they seemed to have some sort of tacit understanding. But by this time Vandover had somehow outgrown the idea of marrying Turner. He still kept up the fiction, persuaded that Turner must understand the way things had come to be. However, he was still very fond of her; she was a frank, sweet-tempered girl and very pretty, and it was delightful to have her care for him.

  Vandover could not shut his eyes to the fact that young Haight was very seriously in love with Turner. But he was sure that Turner preferred him to his chum. She was too sincere, too frank, too conscientious to practise any deception on him.

  There was quite a party at the Ravises’ house that evening when Vandover arrived. Young Haight was there, of course, and Charlie Geary. Besides Turner herself there was Henrietta Vance, a stout, pretty girl, with pop eyes and a little nose, who laughed all the time and who was very popular. These were all part of Vandover’s set; they called each other by their first names and went everywhere together. Almost every Saturday evening they got together at Turner’s house and played whist, or euchre, or sometimes even poker. “Just for love,” as Turner said.

  When Vandover came in they were all talking at the same time, disputing about a little earthquake that had occurred the night before. Henrietta Vance declared that it had happened early in the morning.

  “Wasn’t it just about midnight, Van?” cried Turner.

  “I don’t know,” answered Vandover. “It didn’t wake me up. I didn’t even know there was one.”

  “Well, I know I heard our clock strike two just about half an hour afterward,” protested young Haight.

  “Oh, it was almost five o’clock when it came,” cried Henrietta Vance.

  “Well, now, you’re all off,” said Charlie Geary. “I know just when she quaked to the fraction of a minute, because it stopped our hall clock at just a little after three.”

  They were silent. It was an argument which was hard to contradict. By and by, young Haight declared, “There must have been two of them then, because—”

  “How about whist or euchre or whatever it is to be?” said Charlie Geary, addressing Turner and interrupting in an annoying way that was peculiar to him. “Can’t we start in now that Van has come?” They played euchre for a while, but Geary did not like the game, and by and by suggested poker.

  “Well — if it’s only just for love,” said Turner, “because, you know, mamma doesn’t like it any other way.”

  At ten o’clock Geary said, “Let’s quit after this hand round — what do you say?” The rest were willing and so they all took account of their chips after the next deal. Geary was protesting against his poor luck. Honestly he hadn’t held better than three tens more than twice during the evening. It was Henrietta Vance who took in everything; did one ever see anything to beat her luck? “the funniest thing!”

  They began to do tricks with the cards. Young Haight showed them a very good trick by which he could make the pack break every time at the ace of clubs. Vandover exclaimed: “Lend me a silk hat and ninety dollars and I’ll show you the queerest trick you ever saw,” which sent Henrietta Vance off into shrieks of laughter. Then Geary took the cards out of young Haight’s hands, asking them if they knew this trick.

  Turner said yes, she knew it, but the others did not, and Geary showed it to them. It was interminable. Henrietta Vance chose a card and put it back into the deck. Then the deck was shuffled and divided into three piles. After this Geary made a mental calculation, selected one of these piles, shuffled it, and gave it back to her, asking her if she saw her card in it; then more shuffling and dividing until their interest and patience were quite exhausted. When Geary finally produced a jack of hearts and demanded triumphantly if that was her card, Henrietta began to laugh and declared she had forgotten what card she chose. Geary said he would do the trick all over for her. At this, however, they all cried out, and he had to give it up, very irritated at Henrietta’s stupidity.

  Vexed at the ill success of this first trick, he retired a little from their conversation, puzzling over the cards, thinking out new tricks. Every now and then he came back among them, going about from one to another, holding out the deck and exclaiming, “Choose any card — choose any card.”

  After a while they all adjourned to the dining-room and Turner and Vandover went out into the kitchen, foraging among the drawers and shelves. They came back bringing with them a box of sardines, a tin of paté, three quart bottles of blue-ribbon beer, and what Vandover called “devilish-ham” sandwiches.

  “Now do we want tamales to go with these?” said Turner, as she spread the lunch on the table. Henrietta Vance cried out joyfully at this, and young Haight volunteered to go out to get them. “Get six,” Turner cried out after him. “Henrietta can always eat two. Hurry up, and we won’t eat till you get back.”

  While he was gone Turner got out some half-dozen glasses for their beer. “Do you know,” she said as she set the glasses on the table, “the funniest thing happened this morning to mamma. It was at breakfast; she had just drunk a glass of water and was holding the glass in her hand like this” — Turner took one of the thin beer glasses in her hand to show them how— “and was talking to pa, when all at once the glass broke right straight around a ring, just below the brim, you know, and fell all—” On a sudden Turner uttered a shrill exclamation; the others started up; the very glass she held in her hand at the moment cracked and broke in precisely the manner she was describing. A narrow ring snapped from the top, dropping on the floor, breaking into a hundred bits.

  Turner drew in a long breath, open-mouthed, her hand in the air still holding the body of the glass that remained in her fingers. They all began to exclaim over the wonder.

  “Well, did you ever in all your life?” shouted Miss Vance, breaking into a peal of laughter. Geary cried out, “Cæsar’s ghost!” and Vandover swore under his breath.

  “If that isn’t the strangest thing I ever saw!” cried Turner. “Isn’t that funny — why — oh! I’m going to try it with another glass!” But the second glass remained intact. Geary recovered from his surprise and tried to explain how it could happen.

  “It was the heat from your fingers and the glass was cold, you know,” he said again and again.

  But the strangeness of the thing still held them. Turner set down the glass with the others and dropped into a chair, letting her hands fall in her lap, looking into their faces, nodding her head and shutting her lips:

  “Ah, no,” she said after a while. “That is funny. It kind of scares one.” She was actually pale.

  “Oh, there’s Dolly Haight!” cried Henrietta Vance as the door bell rang. They
all rushed to the door, running and scrambling, eager to tell the news. Young Haight stood bewildered on the door mat in the vestibule, his arms full of brown-paper packages, while they recounted the marvel. They all spoke at once, holding imaginary beer glasses toward him in their outstretched hands. Geary, however, refused to be carried away by their excitement, and one heard him from time to time repeating, between their ejaculations, “It was the heat from her fingers, you know, and the glass was cold.”

  Young Haight was confused, incredulous; he could not at first make out what had happened.

  “Well, just come and look at the broken glass on the floor,” shouted Turner decisively, dragging him into the dining-room. They waited, breathless, to hear what he would say. He looked at the broken glass and then into their faces. Then he suddenly exclaimed:

  “Ah, you’re joking me.”

  “No, honestly,” protested Vandover, “that was just the way it happened.”

  It was some little time before they could get over their impression of queerness, but by and by Geary cried out that the tamales were getting cold. They settled down to their lunch, and the first thing young Haight did was to cut his lip on the edge of the broken glass. Turner had set it down with the others and he had inadvertently filled it for himself.

  It was a trifling cut. Turner fetched some court-plaster, and his lip was patched up. For all that, it bled quite a little. He was very embarrassed; he kept his handkerchief to his mouth and told them repeatedly to go on with their lunch and not to mind him.

  As soon as they were eating and drinking they began to be very jolly, and Vandover was especially good-humoured and entertaining. He made Henrietta Vance shout with laughter by pretending that the olive in his tamale was a green hen’s egg.

  About half-past ten young Haight rose from the table saying he thought it was about time to say good-night. “Don’t be in a hurry,” said Turner. “It’s early yet.” After that, however, they broke up very quickly.

  Before he left Vandover saw Turner in the dining-room alone for a minute.

  “Will I see you at church to-morrow?” he asked, as she held his overcoat for him.

  “I don’t know, Van,” she answered. “You know Henrietta is going to stay all night with me, and I think she will want me to go home with her to-morrow morning and then stay to dinner with her. But I’m going to early communion to-morrow morning; why can’t you meet me there?”

  “Why, I can,” answered Vandover, settling his collar. “I should like to very much.”

  “Well, then,” she replied, “you can meet me in front of the church at half-past seven o’clock.”

  “Hey, break away there!” cried Geary from the front door. “Come along, Van, if you are going with us.”

  Turner let Vandover kiss her before they joined the others. “I’ll see you at seven-thirty to-morrow morning,” he said as he went away.

  The three young men went off down the street, arm in arm, smoking their cigars and cigarettes. As soon as they were alone, Charlie Geary began to tell the other two of everything he had been doing since he had last seen them.

  “Well, sir,” he said as he took an arm of each, “well, sir, I had a fine sleep last night; went to bed at ten and never woke up till half-past eight this morning. Ah, you bet I needed it, though. I’ve been working like a slave this week. You know I take my law-examinations in about ten days. I’ll pass all right. I’m right up to the handle in everything. I don’t believe the judge could stick me anywhere in the subject of torts.”

  “Say, boys,” said Vandover, pausing and looking at his watch, “it isn’t very late; let’s go downtown and have some oysters.”

  “That’s a good idea,” answered young Haight. “How about you, Charlie?”

  Geary said he was willing. “Ah,” he added, “you ought to have seen the beefsteak I had this evening at the Grillroom.” And as they rode downtown he told them of the steak in question. “I had a little mug of ale with it, too, and a dish of salad. Ah, it went great.”

  They decided after some discussion that they would go to the Imperial.

  Chapter Four

  The Imperial was a resort not far from the corner of Sutter and Kearney streets, a few doors below a certain well-known drug store, in one window of which was a showcase full of live snakes.

  The front of the Imperial was painted white, and there was a cigar-stand in the vestibule of the main entrance. At the right of this main entrance was another smaller one, a ladies’ entrance, on the frosted pane of which one read, “Oyster Cafe.”

  The main entrance opened directly into the barroom. It was a handsome room, paved with marble flags. To the left was the bar, whose counter was a single slab of polished redwood. Behind it was a huge, plate-glass mirror, balanced on one side by the cash-register and on the other by a statuette of the Diving Girl in tinted bisque. Between the two were pyramids of glasses and bottles, liqueur flasks in wicker cases, and a great bouquet of sweet-peas.

  The three bartenders, in clean linen coats and aprons, moved about here and there, opening bottles, mixing drinks, and occasionally turning to punch the indicator of the register.

  On the other side of the room, facing the bar, hung a large copy of a French picture representing a Sabbath, witches, goats, and naked girls whirling through the air. Underneath it was the lunch counter, where clam-fritters, the specialty of the place, could be had four afternoons in the week.

  Elsewhere were nickel-in-the-slot machines, cigar-lighters, a vase of wax flowers under glass, and a racing chart setting forth the day’s odds, weights, and entries. On the end wall over the pantry-slides was a second “barroom” picture, representing the ladies of a harem at their bath.

  But its “private rooms” were the chief attraction of the Imperial. These were reached by going in through the smaller door to the right of the main vestibule. Any one coming in through this entrance found himself in a long and narrow passage. On the right of this passage were eight private rooms, very small, and open at the top as the law required. Half-way down its length the passage grew wider. Here the rooms were on both sides and were much larger than those in front.

  It was this part of the Imperial that was most frequented, and that had made its reputation. In the smaller rooms in front one had beer and Welsh rabbits; in the larger rooms, champagne and terrapin.

  Vandover, Haight, and Geary came in through the ladies’ entrance of the Imperial at about eleven o’clock, going slowly down the passage, looking into each of the little rooms, searching for one that was empty. All at once Vandover, who was in the lead, cried out:

  “Well, if here isn’t that man Ellis, drinking whisky by himself. Bah! a man that will drink whisky all alone! Glad to see you just the same, Bandy; move along, will you — give a man some room.”

  “Hello, hello, Bandy!” cried Geary and young Haight, hitting him in the back, while Geary added: “How long have you been down here? I’ve just come from making a call with the boys. Had a fine time; what are you drinking, whisky? I’m going to have something to eat. Didn’t have much of a lunch to-day, but you ought to have seen the steak I had at the Grillroom — as thick as that, and tender! Oh, it went great! Here, hang my coat up there on that side, will you?”

  Bancroft Ellis was one of the young men of the city with whom the three fellows had become acquainted just after their return from college. For the most part, they met him at downtown restaurants, in the foyers and vestibules of the theatres, on Kearney Street of a Saturday afternoon, or, as now, in the little rooms of the Imperial, where he was a recognized habitué and where he invariably called for whisky, finishing from three to five “ponies” at every sitting. On very rare occasions they saw him in society, at the houses where their “set” was received. At these functions Ellis could never be persuaded to remain in the parlours; he slipped up to the gentlemen’s dressing-rooms at the earliest opportunity, and spent the evening silently smoking the cigars and cigarettes furnished by the host. When Vandover and his friends
came up between dances, to brush their hair or to rearrange their neckties, they found him enveloped in a blue haze of smoke, his feet on a chair, his shirt bosom broken, and his waistcoat unbuttoned. He would tell them that he was bored and thirsty and ask how much longer they were going to stay. He knew but few of their friends; his home was in a little town in the interior and he prided himself on being a “Native Son of the Golden West.” He was a clerk in an insurance office on California Street, and had never been out of the state.

  For the rest he was a good enough fellow and the three others liked him very much. He had a curious passion for facts and statistics, and his pockets were full of little books and cards to which he was constantly referring. He had one of those impossible pocket-diaries, the first half dozen pages loaded with information of every kind printed in blinding type, postal rates to every country in the world, statistics as to population and rates of death, weights and measures, the highest mountains in the world, the greatest depths of the ocean. He kept a little book in his left-hand vest pocket that gave the plan and seating capacity of every theatre in the city, while in the right-hand pocket was a tiny Webster’s dictionary which was his especial pride. The calendar for the current year was pasted in the lining of his hat, together with the means to be employed in the resuscitation of a half-drowned person. He also carried about a “Vest Pocket Edition of Popular Information,” which had never been of the slightest use to him.