Shoot to Thrill
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In the mornings, they went out the front door, over to the garage, into the Range Rover, then off to the Monkeewrench offices on the third floor of Harley Davidson’s Summit Avenue mansion, the dog’s favorite place in the world.
It was only the third week in June, barely the first kiss of summer in an average year, and already Minnesota had racked up a record number of blistering dry days that had lowered the rivers and left burgeoning crops wilting in dusty fields. Every farmer in the state knew that the cycle of drought and flood was a problematic yet normal course of events that those who lived off the land had learned to expect over the centuries; but the media lived in the cities, and such extremes spelled ratings, turning every anchor desk into a doomsayer machine. Suburbanites were quick to jump on the bandwagon when watering restrictions turned their Kentucky bluegrass brown, and no-wake zones on the lakes and rivers kept them from the thrill of high-throttle boating.
Normally there was no weather condition that kept Minnesotans inside. They stood in the streets, videoing tornadoes that bore down on their houses; they broke the ice to swim in frozen lakes; they stripped to the furthest point that Lutheran decency would allow and jogged around the city lakes in summer. But not this year. This year the jogging and biking trails were almost always empty, there had been no tornadoes, no violent summer shows of thunder and lightning, and the city hummed with the constant undercurrent of air conditioners like a giant monster breathing.
Charlie started whining in the backseat of Grace MacBride’s Range Rover when she made the turn onto Summit Avenue.
“Soon,” she told him, going a little faster than the speed limit, the Gothic turrets of Harley Davidson’s red stone manse already visible, two blocks away. By the time she pulled through the gate and under the portico, the black Town Car had already deposited the precious cargo of Annie Belinsky at the enormous wooden doors.
Annie always traveled by Town Car, particularly in the summer, when the drivers tended to be muscular, tanned college boys. She could have seduced them all, but didn’t. She just liked to look at them.
This morning Annie was an overly voluptuous Fitzgerald heroine in ankle-length linen and lace. A wide-brimmed sunhat, balanced on her dark bob, and T-strap pumps clicked nicely on the slate walk.
If anyone had ever doubted that Charlie was a brilliant dog, all they had to do was watch the great restraint he always exercised when greeting Annie. His emotions wiggled all over him as he went within two inches of her and then stopped, eyes on her raised finger. “Respect the outfit,” she reminded him, then bent and willingly offered her cheek to the big sloppy tongue. No one had ever told him to respect the face.
Grace smiled at her. “Very Gatsby. I like it.”
“You know me, Fat Annie was just born for croquet and champagne, although you’re not about to get me out on a lawn in this heat. Come on, let’s get ourselves inside before I start to render.”
Annie had always thought Gothic to be a particularly uncivilized and slightly distasteful architecture, which therefore suited Harley perfectly. The baroque furnishings he favored were as massive as his frame and his personality, but as far as she was concerned, they were just plain Frankenstein.
They found Harley at the eight-burner stove in the kitchen, dumping canned chili in a pot with one hand, holding a beer with the other. Charlie was already next to him, nose up to a skillet of warming breakfast sausage. “Just for you, buddy.” He tossed a link into the air and Charlie rose on his hind legs to catch it.
Grace leaned an elbow on a counter, chin in her hand, and watched the pair of them. The really amazing thing about this vagabond dog was what he taught you about the people he interacted with. Harley, for instance, oblivious to his own great value, bought affection shamelessly. Charlie was the easiest mark. One sausage, and he was yours for life. “Where’s Roadrunner?” she asked.
“In the shower. He made a new land-speed record biking over here this morning, and I had to wring him out before I’d let him in the house.”
Annie peered into the mess in the pot and punched her hands into her pillowy hips. “Nobody’s going to eat that crap. And why are you drinking at eight o’clock in the morning?”
“Technically, since I didn’t sleep last night, it isn’t really morning. It’s just a continuation of the dark time, only with light.”
Grace smiled at him. “You’re really shook up about this, aren’t you?”
“You’re goddamned right I’m shook up about it. We’re going to have a Fed in this house for God knows how long, watching over our shoulders, looking at every move we make.”
“So?”
“So? So? Are you kidding me? We break about a hundred Federal laws every day when we work. We bust into secured sites—hell, we hack into the FBI like it was our own e-mail. They’re going to wait until they get the software program they want from us, then they’re going to throw us in the pen for about four hundred years. Christ. We beat these guys black-and-blue for ten years. They hate our guts, so what do they do? They ask permission to send this Trojan horse asshole right into our office and we open the door.”
“Are you talking about John Smith?” Roadrunner ducked through one of the kitchen doorways in his perpetual uniform of bicyclist Lycra. Even though the entire house was built on a grand scale, at six-foot-seven his head nearly brushed the lintel. “Hi, Grace, Annie. Sounds like you’re getting the four-hundred-years-in-prison lecture.”
Harley scowled at him. “Very funny, dipshit. And that damn well better not be the same suit you were wearing when you got here, because I just got the chairs reupholstered to match the koi.”
“I’m not an animal. I put the sweaty one under your bed. And all your koi are dead, anyhow.”
Annie’s bow lips turned down in a troubled pout as she focused on the disturbing possibility of wearing a prison-orange jumpsuit for any length of time. “They wouldn’t do that, would they, Grace?”
“Do what?”
“Throw us in jail for a teeny-weeny bit of computer mischief.”
“No, of course not. Harley’s just being paranoid. The Feds know all about us working under the table every now and then . . .”
“Right,” Harley grumbled. “They just haven’t been able to prove it.”
Grace rolled her eyes. “They asked for our help, and they’re going to cut us some slack. Besides, Smith is the new FBI, not the Hoover archetypes we were dealing with back in Atlanta.”
“Are you kidding me? Did we meet the same guy? He had the suit, he looked like a Feeb, he talked that stupid Feeb talk, shit. The only thing that wasn’t Hoover about Smith was that he wasn’t wearing a dress.”
Grace shook her head. “They’re desperate, Harley. They tried tracing this network and they can’t do it. Not legally, anyway. So they bring in us and a bunch of hackers so we can do what the law keeps the Feds from doing themselves. You can’t stick religiously to every letter of the law when lives are at stake, and maybe they’re starting to get that. Sometimes you have to bend some rules. Hack into private phone records and save a life, or respect privacy laws and let somebody die. There’s no choice if you’re a human being.”
Harley nodded. “Exactly my point. Who ever said the Feds were human beings?”
Grace shrugged. “We had a choice. An office of our own in D.C., or D.C. came to us.”
“Yeah, well, I agreed to that before they told us they were sending a full-time spy.”
“Liaison,” Grace corrected him. “He’s here to help us.”
Harley snorted. “That’s what they say to the mental patients when the guy comes in to give them electric-shock therapy. Christ, Grace, you’re talking about the same agency that set you up to bait a serial killer, and now all of a sudden you think they’ve got scruples?”
“Harley.” Grace took in a breath and exhaled noisily; one of those secret signals that told people who knew her they should pay attention. “There are creeps out there filming fake murders to get their fifteen minutes on
the Web; but there are other creeps filming real murders for the same kind of celebrity. The FBI wants them all shut down, and the first warrant step is a software program that can tell the difference between something staged and something real. They’re doing the right thing, Harley, trying to nail the real killers fast, and scaring the creep idiots straight. And it’s simple for us. Software 101.”
Harley snorted. “I’m glad you’re so optimistic. Even if we use one of our existing software platforms, we’re talking a week, minimum, just to get an idea if this is doable. It’s going to be a ton of extra work, and my point is, we’ve got a lot on our plate right now. We’re staring down deadlines on security software for three of the biggest corporations in the world, which, incidentally, is going to make us filthy, stinking rich . . .”
Annie cocked a brow at him. “We’re already filthy, stinking rich. Half the computers in the world run at least one of our software apps or games.”
“Besides, the security software is already in beta version,” Grace reminded him. “We’ll be finished by the end of the month, easy.”
“Okay, but we still have to finish the updates for all the educational software . . .”
Roadrunner lifted his hand and waved. “I finished those this morning.”
Harley folded his big arms across his chest and grunted. “All right, all right, so maybe we can squeeze this in. Big whoop. The bottom line is, I do not trust the guy, I do not want to work with him looking over my shoulder, I do not want him in my house.”
Roadrunner shrugged. “I kind of liked him.”
“Yeah, but you’re a dipshit.”
“Besides, we’ve got more bad-guy radar in this room than all of MPD, and if he is one, we’ll know it after the first hour.”
Harley blew a raspberry. “Oh, yeah? It took us ten years to figure out who was trying to kill us. Our record for reading people isn’t so hot.”
Grace didn’t exactly make a face. The one she already had just went very still and stayed that way. For a woman who had spent her entire life anticipating and preparing for danger, she didn’t like reminders that she had locked out the world and locked in the most dangerous people of all. It had almost cost all of them their lives, and it was her fault, no one else’s. “When’s he coming?”
“In an hour.” Harley grabbed a manila folder off the counter by the stove and slid it over to Annie. “In the meantime, Roadrunner and I did a little surfing on some of the websites the Feebs red-flagged for us at the seminar. This came off one of them this morning.”
Annie opened the folder and pulled out a photo. “Oh, Lord, is this a real dead person?”
Roadrunner shrugged. “No way to tell. We scanned it for Photoshop-type alterations and couldn’t find any, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t staged and posed. Heck, we did that for the Serial Killer Detective game and even the cops thought it was the real thing. We called Shafer to have the thing pulled and passed to Cyber Crimes and the recruited geeks, but it doesn’t look good. The ISPs are shifting too fast to trace, just like the posts of the five city murders.”
Grace said, “That doesn’t make this one real. The fetish and porn sites get better at hiding every day. Some of those networks are so sophisticated they make the military’s system look bad.”
Annie passed the photo to Grace as if it were a poison mushroom. “Real or not, this is sick. Somebody has to stop this.”
Grace nodded. “That would be us.”
CHAPTER 6
WHEN THE DOORBELL RANG AT 9:05 A.M., HARLEY DAVIDSON was out of his chair like an ICBM, cruising fast to intercept the Federal bogeyman at his front door.
“For God’s sake, Harley, settle down,” Annie sniped behind him. “You’re as jittery as a long-tailed cat under a rocking chair. He’s going to think you’re on meth.”
Harley made a face, then pulled open the big double doors. John Smith was wearing the standard-issue blue suit and an all-business countenance. He had a craggy face that hadn’t aged well, making him look a little scary and a lot older than the mandatory retirement age of fifty-seven. “Good morning, Mr. Davidson.” His eyes drifted down to the empty beer bottle in Harley’s hand, but he didn’t comment. Harley hated that about cops and Feds—their eyes were always too damn busy.
Harley jerked his thumb down the broad hall. “We’re in the breakfast room, looking at some of the crap we pulled off those red-flagged sites you turned us on to.”
Smith stepped inside and followed what looked like a mountain of leather to a room where the others waited around a table. “Good morning, Ms. MacBride, Ms. Belinsky, Mr. Roadrunner.”
The two women nodded from their chairs, but the man in the body stocking jumped up, smiled, and actually shook Smith’s hand. It was like stepping into a circle of reserved adults who just happened to own a cocker spaniel puppy. “Just Roadrunner,” he said, grinning. “Mr. Roadrunner. Jeez, that’s funny. You want some coffee?”
“Thank you, no, I’ve had breakfast. Once again, on behalf of the Bureau, I’d like to thank you for your generous offer of help.”
Grace had to concentrate to keep from rolling her eyes. Everything Feds said sounded like it came off a script. She nodded an acknowledgment. “Shall we go up to the office and get started?”
“There are a few ground rules to cover before we do that . . .”
“You got that right,” Harley interrupted. “So let’s get it all on the table. We break more laws in one day than any hacker at that seminar breaks in a year. Developing the software you want is no problem; but if we’re going to try to trace these guys, we’re going to have to break a ton more just to get started, and I’m not about to do that with you looking over our shoulders so somewhere down the road you can testify against us.”
Smith nodded. “Understood.”
“I don’t think you get how fast we could rack up a few hundred years on our sentences for—” Harley stopped and blinked. “What do you mean, understood?”
“I am not here to interfere with your work. My role here is primarily to liaise between you, Washington, and other law enforcement agencies, to keep you briefed on new developments, and to make suggestions as to the direction of your work as I see fit. I am also required to stay with these files at all times”—he patted his briefcase—“and when I leave for the day, I will take them with me. There is sensitive, classified information about Cyber Crimes’ procedures that under no circumstances are you to copy to your hard drives.”
“We work strange hours, Agent Smith,” Grace said. “Sometimes around the clock.”
“I’m prepared to be on duty twenty-four hours a day, if necessary. I will be as unobtrusive as possible, but I will be present.”
Annie smiled at him sweetly. “How computer savvy are you?”
“Fairly.”
“Well, then you know that any one of us could copy these files right under your nose.”
He nodded. “I know that. I’m asking you not to. Those files contain detailed records of the tracking formulas we’ve developed over the last several months . . .”
“Did any of them work?” Grace asked.
“Uh . . . no . . .”
“Then why on earth would we want to download them?”
A muscle in Smith’s jaw tightened. “For one thing, to give you a template of things that have already been tried so you don’t waste time. More importantly, having this information on another computer system just increases the odds of a breach.”
“No one hacks into our stuff,” Harley grumbled.
“That may be, but if we limit the computers this information is on, any breach will be easier to trace.”
Annie gave him the kind of sweet smile you gave to the mentally deficient. “So, the criminals you tapped at the seminar to do your dirty work for you aren’t getting a look-see at this stuff?”
Smith’s spine straightened imperceptibly. Apparently the Feds didn’t mind encouraging law-breaking when it suited their purpose; they just didn’t like to hear it s
poken aloud.
“Oh, come on. Let’s cut to the chase here. You’ve got posts of real live murders the FBI can’t track, at least not legally, because the servers are registered in countries where U.S. access is denied. So what do you do? You call in a bunch of salivating hackers and tell them that if they try to access these foreign server accounts they would be in violation of international law. Good grief. Talk about dragging a slab of bacon in front of a bunch of wild dogs.”
“I can assure you that was not the Bureau’s intention.”
“Yeah, right. And these eyelashes are real. The point is, we don’t give a gnat’s ass about your text files. Don’t even have to look them over. But if you want us to write software that differentiates real murders from staged ones, we need to download the videos of those bodies in the five cities.”
“I am not authorized to give you permission to do that.”
Harley moved the mass of his body a step closer to Smith. To his credit, the smaller man held his ground. “We’re going to download the videos. Are you going to fink us out?”
It took Smith a minute to remember what fink meant. He had to go back several decades. “I do not believe you will do that.”
“I just told you we’re going to do that.”
“Yes you did. But in my opinion, that was bravado. I do not think it was sincere; therefore I will not report it.”
Annie tucked her hands into her hips and tapped a toe on the marble floor. Agent Smith watched the toe moving up and down, mesmerized. “I can’t decide if your instructions are to handle us just like those other poor fools at the seminar, or if you might actually be a good guy.”