STAR TREK: TOS - The Eugenics Wars, Volume One

by Greg Cox

  A pair of headlights approached from the north and Roberta turned her back on the empty street. Probably just a delivery truck making a late-night run, she guessed, stepping deeper into the gloomy shadow of the embassy, but her heart raced a little faster anyway. Roberta held her breath, while casting a wistful glance southward toward the lights of the Brandenburg Gate, only a block and a half away. The imposing marble arches, along with their attendant armed border guards and vigilant watchdogs, marked the frontier between East and West Berlin, making the safety of the Allied Sectors seem tantalizingly close by.

  Granted, those brown-uniformed guards were under orders to shoot any would-be escapees on sight, but Roberta couldn’t help experiencing an irrational urge to make a run for it. Don’t be silly, she scolded herself. It’s not going to come to that. Seven will be back any second now ... I hope.

  [11] A covered truck rumbled past her, and she breathed a sigh of relief as the unassuming vehicle rounded the corner two blocks farther up the boulevard, disappearing down the adjacent cross-street. That would be Friedrichstrasse, she remembered, mentally calling up the maps she’d memorized for this mission. Her briefing had been exhaustively thorough, but no amount of preparation was going to help her, she realized, if she got caught on the wrong side of the Iron Curtain.

  A rueful smile lifted the corners of her lips. She could just imagine trying to explain her situation to a stone-faced Stasi interrogator: No, no, I’m not affiliated with the CIA or the U.S. government at all. I’m actually working for an independent operator trained by a bunch of secretive extraterrestrials who want to keep humanity from nuking itself into extinction. ... Boy, wouldn’t that go over great with the Commies! She’s probably end up in a Soviet asylum, if she wasn’t simply shot at dawn.

  “Guten abend, fraulein,” a voice whispered in her ear.

  Gasping out loud, Roberta spun around to find a stranger standing beside her. Where the heck had he come from? In her effort to evade detection from the passing truck, she had completely overlooked the newcomer’s arrival. Sloppy, sloppy, she castigated herself for her carelessness. Some spy girl I am. Emma Peel would never let someone sneak up on her like this.

  Thankfully, the speaker did not look like much of a threat, at least not on the surface. To Roberta’s vast relief, the man wore neither a police nor an army uniform; instead he looked like a middle-aged accountant or shopkeeper, out for a post-midnight stroll. The man was short and jowly, his balding head exposed to the frigid night air and a pair of plain, black spectacles perched upon his bulbous, somewhat florid nose. Like Roberta’s, his hands had sought the warmth of his coat pockets, but, despite the cold, his face was flushed and red. Germany’s the beer-drinking capital of the world, Roberta recalled. Maybe the stranger was just heading home after an especially long night at his favorite bar?

  “Er, hello,” Roberta replied uncertainly She spoke in English, but her automatic translator, ingeniously disguised as a silver pendant shaped like a peace symbol, converted her awkward greeting into [12] perfect German, just as her matching earrings conveniently translated the stranger’s every utterance into English. Beats a Berlitz course any day she thought, grateful for Seven’s advanced alien technology.

  “You shouldn’t be out so late, pretty girl,” the man warned her ominously. The avid gleam in his eyes, as well as a sinister smile, belied the cautionary nature of his words. Peering past the stranger’s spectacles, Roberta flinched at the sight of the German’s glazed, bloodshot eyes. I haven’t seen eyes that crazy since the last time Charlie Manson was on TV, she thought, stepping backward and away from her unwelcome visitor. “Don’t you know it’s not safe?” he taunted her. His left hand emerged from his pocket, clutching the ivory handle of something that looked alarmingly like a closed switchblade.

  Just my luck! Roberta lamented silently. You try to do a little innocent night’s spying and what do you get? Attacked by some sort of psycho/mugger/rapist! “Stay back!” she whispered hoarsely, afraid even now to raise her voice so near the soldiers guarding the gate. “I’ll scream, I swear it!”

  She was bluffing, of course. She didn’t dare raise an alarm. That could compromise the entire mission, putting Seven in danger as well, not to mention the cat.

  “Go ahead,” the German said, licking his fleshy lips in anticipation. With a click, a silver blade sprang from the ivory handle, catching the light of the streetlamps. “Old Jack likes screams, especially from pretty young things who know they’re about to die.”

  Roberta fumbled in her pocket for her servo, briefly losing track of the pen-shaped weapon amid a clutter of loose change and wadded-up Kleenex. Before she could seize hold of it again, her assailant’s knife slashed across the outside of her coat, slicing through the fabric and sending the contents of her pocket spilling onto the sidewalk. Roberta’s eyes widened as the slender silver instrument bounced twice upon the cracked, uneven pavement, then rolled to a stop only a few inches away from the slasher’s feet.

  The man caught the hopeless yearning in her gaze and glanced downward. “Hah!” he laughed at the sight of Roberta’s errant servo. Saliva sprayed from his mouth as he mocked her. “What were you planning to do, fraulein? Write Old Jack a nasty letter?”

  [13] “Hey, the pen is mightier than the sword, or the switchblade, or whatever,” Roberta answered defiantly, yanking her hand free from the perforated pocket and assuming a defensive stance. “Or haven’t you heard?”

  Her glib response elicited an angry scowl from the knife-wielding German. His ruddy features took on a bestial appearance as he advanced on Roberta with premeditated slowness, waving his blade back and forth before her watchful eyes. The yellow radiance of a distant lamp glinted off the shining, sharpened metal. “You ought to be more afraid, harlot. You should scream, scream for your life!”

  Nothing doing, Roberta resolved, guessing that the psycho probably got off on his victims’ fear. Struggling to maintain a confident expression, she raised her hands before her, karate-style. “Watch who you’re calling names, you cornball creep. Who do you think you are, Jack the Rip-Off?” That was a good one, she thought, the wisecrack bolstering her courage. Too bad the gag’s probably lost in translation. ...

  The German smirked, as though at a private joke of his own. “You have no idea who you’re dealing with, you stupid trollop, but I’ll slice the impertinence from your bones, bit by bloody bit!” He lunged at Roberta, stabbing at her wildly while growling like a rabid beast. A string of drool trailed down his chin while his blood-streaked eyes bugged from their sockets. “Die, harlot, die!”

  If he expected Roberta to shriek or run away, he was to be severely disappointed. Six years of covert missions alongside Gary Seven, facing everything from radioactive mutants to cyborg zombies, had taught the twenty-four-year-old woman how to take care of herself.

  As her assailant stabbed his knife at her belly, she pivoted to the left, dodging the thrust, while parrying the blow with her right arm. Then she used her left to block and trap Jack’s own arm long enough for her to grab on to his knife hand and steer it away from her body. As the German snarled in frustration, Roberta pressed her left arm against his elbow, forcing him to the pavement with a flawless forearm takedown. Dropping her knee onto his hyperextended arm freed her left hand, allowing her to wrestle the knife from his grip. Guess all those jujitsu classes finally paid off, she thought triumphantly.

  [14] Jack suddenly found himself facedown upon the asphalt, unarmed and at her mercy. Her knee kept his arm pinned to the ground, while both hands held on to his captured arm. She could have broken the limb easily from this position, but settled for pulling back on it painfully. Twisting his head, the crazed German stared back over his shoulder at Roberta, blinking in confusion. Clearly, he had not anticipated that his attractive young prey would offer such stiff resistance, let alone refuse to be intimidated by his threats and vicious attacks. “How—?” he murmured, breathing heavily from his exertions. His spectacles dangled precipitou
sly upon the tip of his nose. “Who—?”

  “I am woman, hear me roar,” she stated, après Helen Reddy. Had that song been a hit in East Germany, too? Roberta wasn’t sure, but she hoped that her twisted adversary had gotten the message. That’ll teach this lunatic to underestimate us liberated American chicks!

  A rustle from above caught their attention. Still sprawled upon the sidewalk, Jack looked upward, past Roberta. His jaw dropped at the sight of a man in a business suit rappelling down the front of the embassy,

  About time, Roberta thought.

  The bottom end of a black nylon cable struck the sidewalk only seconds before the man himself touched down on the pavement. A tall, slender individual in a conservative gray suit, he looked to be in his late thirties, with touches of gray streaking his neatly trimmed brown hair. Shrewd gray eyes coolly assessed the situation: Roberta’s torn coat, the knife-wielding stranger on the ground.

  “Trouble, Ms. Lincoln?” Gary Seven asked calmly, arching a nearly invisible, faint-brown eyebrow. As if his dramatic entrance were not incongruous enough, a sleek black cat was draped over his shoulders. A white collar studded with sparkling transparent gems glittered against the feline’s glossy fur.

  “You might say that,” Roberta conceded. The cat squawked at her indignantly, as if criticizing the human female for her carelessness in attracting the likes of Old Jack. And hello again to you, too, Roberta thought peevishly, glaring back at her four-legged nemesis, who sprang from Seven’s shoulders onto the pavement, looking grateful to be back on solid ground. Mrraow, the feline squawked once more.

  [15] “Quiet, Isis,” Seven addressed the cat. “I’m sure this wasn’t Ms. Lincoln’s fault at all.”

  All of this was much too weird for the dumbfounded slasher; with a burst of unexpected strength, he threw Roberta off him and scrambled to his feet. Abandoning his knife, he darted away, eager to make a hasty exit. No way! Roberta thought angrily. You’re not getting away from me that easily. Snatching up her servo from where it had fallen, she set the weapon on Subdue and fired at the fleeing bad guy.

  Despite his frantic haste, Jack was still in range. Watching his scurrying figure slow down, then collapse onto Unter den Linden, Roberta started to take off toward the tranquilized maniac, only to feel Seven lay a restraining hand upon her shoulder. “Not now, Ms. Lincoln,” he advised. “We have no time for this.”

  “But—?” she blurted. The man was a menace to women everywhere. She couldn’t just let him off with a warning.

  “Leave him to the local authorities,” Seven instructed firmly, no doubt anticipating her outraged arguments.

  As if to prove his point, a shrill whistle suddenly blared from the vicinity of the gate. “Achtung!” a harsh voice cried out, followed by the sound of boots pounding on asphalt. “Put your hands up and stay where you are!”

  Oh, no! Roberta realized that her altercation with Jack had finally drawn the attention of the border guards. Lights came on in the previously darkened windows of the embassy. Voices inside shouted in Russian, even as an enormous searchlight, mounted atop a sentry tower just before the Brandenburg Gate, swung in their direction, exposing all three of them—Roberta, Seven, and Isis—to a blinding glare that lit up the entire block. The spotlight stretched the trio’s shadows out like taffy behind them.

  “This way,” Seven instructed. Leaving his rappelling gear behind, he scooped up Isis and began running up the boulevard, away from the onrushing soldiers. Deciding that maybe Old Jack had hit on the right idea after all, Roberta needed no further urging to sprint after Seven, servo in hand.

  “Halt!” she heard someone yell less than a hundred yards behind [16] her, accompanied by barking dogs and running feet. More whistles shrieked in her ears, summoning reinforcements? “Stop or we’ll fire!”

  Time to make like Secretariat, Roberta realized. Knowing that surrender was not an option, Roberta galloped north as fast as her well-exercised legs could carry her. Seconds later, a shot rang out and a bullet whizzed by her skull, nearly winging her beret. A warning shot, she wondered anxiously, or just lousy aim? A welcome surge of adrenaline gave her an extra burst of speed, so that she nearly caught up with Seven and Isis. How come the kitty gets a free ride, she thought resentfully, and I have to run my butt off to keep from becoming an international incident?

  More bullets whirred past her, making her flinch with every near miss. No matter how many times it had happened to her over the last few years, she’d never gotten used to being fired upon. The rat-at-tat report of machine guns echoed across the spacious boulevard as she hurried desperately toward the sheltering darkness beyond the incandescent reach of the searchlight. That’s it, she thought in well-deserved exasperation, staring balefully at the retreating back of her employer. I definitely have to talk to Seven about hazard pay. ... !

  “After them! Don’t let them get away!”

  Corporal Erich Kilheffer of the East German army ran alongside his fellow soldiers as they pursued the fleeing suspects. His heart pounded in excitement even as an acute sense of responsibility gnawed at his already taut nerves. The incriminating cables dangling outside the Russian Embassy had not escaped his notice; the fleeing man and woman must have been engaged in an act of espionage or worse, which made their capture absolutely imperative. He knew that his superiors, not to mention their Soviet bosses, would not look kindly on him if he permitted known spies to escape under his watch. These days border guards could be court-martialed simply on suspicion of having deliberately missed while firing upon anyone making a dash past the gate; Kilheffer didn’t want to think about what might happen to him if even one of the two suspects got away.

  That’s not going to happen, he vowed, clutching his Makarov pistol as he charged down the middle of the street. A few yards ahead of him, a [17] trio of barking German shepards strained at their leashes, literally dragging their handlers behind them in their eagerness to chase after the fugitives. “Release the dogs!” he ordered on the run. “Try not to shoot the hounds!” he added to the rest of his men. Given a choice, he’d rather take one or both of the suspects alive, but, one way or another, he was going to present their bodies to his commander.

  Running up the boulevard, past the austere gray facades of the adjoining buildings, Corporal Kilheffer tried to anticipate the fugitives’ escape route. To the left, only a few blocks away, were both the British and U.S. embassies. Might the exposed spies make for the foreign consulates, in a brazen attempt to claim political asylum? Not while I’m on the case, Kilheffer resolved; he’d gun the miscreants down on the embassy steps if he had to.

  To his surprise, however, first the man, then the woman, turned right on Glinkastrasse instead. “Idiots,” he muttered under his breath; didn’t they know they were heading straight for the Berlin Wall? A knowing smirk signaled Kilheffer’s mounting confidence in the outcome of this nocturnal chase. Even if the fugitives made it to the border crossing popularly known as Checkpoint Charlie, a couple of blocks southeast, there was absolutely no way they could make it past the East German forces stationed there. We’ve got them trapped, he thought smugly, regretting only that he might have to share the credit for the capture with his counterpart at the checkpoint.

  As he jogged around the corner, however, slowing his pace somewhat now that he knew his prey was hemmed in, he was surprised to find the swiftest of his troopers milling about in confusion, as were the resourceful guard dogs, who only moments before had been intent on running down their prey. Quizzical yelps escaped the bewildered hounds as they pawed the asphalt and turned agitated brown eyes toward their handlers. “What is it?” Kilheffer demanded. “Where are they?”

  Shrugs and silence greeted his urgent queries. The corporal scanned the narrow street ahead of him, searching for some sign of the missing fugitives. Unlike Unter den Linden, this particular avenue was no major thoroughfare. Darkened storefronts faced each other across an [18] unremarkable strip of asphalt, interrupted here and there by vacant lots strewn
with rubble left over from the Allied bombing nearly two decades ago. Several Trabis, the ubiquitous state-produced automobile, were parked against the curb on both sides of the street, still and driverless, but of the elusive suspects there was no trace at all, only an odd blue mist that seemed to glow with its own faint luminosity. Kilheffer watched the strange, phosphorescent smoke dissipate as he struggled fruitlessly to figure out where in the name of the people’s government his quarry had disappeared to.

  In the distance, at the far end of the street, barbed wire and concrete testified to the utter impassability of the Wall. A no-man’s land of mines and crossed steel girders preceded the Wall by several meters, carving out a zone of death that two suspicious fugitives could not possibly traverse with impunity.

  But where else could they have gone? Despite his desire to maintain a stoic expression before his men, Kilheffer gulped involuntarily. His superiors were not going to be happy, and neither would the Stasi. He eyed the looming Wall, suddenly calculating his own chances of slipping past the security at Checkpoint Charlie. However the mysterious spies had vanished, and wherever they had vanished to, Corporal Kilheffer found himself fervently wishing he could join them.