Driftwood Cove--Two stories for the price of one

by Debbie Mason

  She obviously loved that store and wanted to keep it open. But she didn’t have enough customers. That kept him up at night, worrying. And worrying about how to save Secondhand Prose seemed way more productive than worrying about his lost career in journalism.

  So, despite his better judgment, he returned to the shop on Friday with a bag filled with color-coded adhesive tags.

  “We’re going to change your pricing system,” he announced as he came through the door and gave Dickens a long head scratch.

  “Why would we do that?” Melissa asked.

  She must have been anticipating his arrival this morning, since she was standing in the history section at the front of the store, but she didn’t seem to be shelving books or doing anything at all, except waiting for him. Today she greeted him wearing a bright yellow Hansel and Gretel T-shirt with red jeans.

  He warmed at his first sight of her. What was she going to do today? Yesterday’s book discussions had been way more fun than Wednesday’s third degree. Last night she’d even asked him out for a drink. Saying no had been hard, but he needed to figure out where the Jaybird Café was located and whether Aunt Pam was a regular customer.

  Scoping the place out was on his to-do list. But until he could fully define safe, Pam-free zones, he was sticking to his plan of mostly hiding out at Dad’s cabin or here at the bookstore, where no one ever shopped.

  “Change is good for the soul,” he said, knowing full well that Secondhand Prose didn’t really need a change in its pricing system. It basically needed a total makeover and an influx of lots of cash. Not to mention advertising and new merchandise. But she would probably get all freaked out if he said any of that. And besides, saying stuff like that might be offensive. After all, the bookshop had been owned and managed by Melissa’s grandmother, and Melissa hadn’t said one thing to suggest that she wanted to change things around here.

  In fact, Melissa was resistant to change. Which was to be expected. So small steps were called for.

  “I’ve got colored adhesive tags. I figure we could group books and price them accordingly. Like all hardbound books at one price and all mass-market paperbacks at another.”

  “Uh, well, we sort of do that already.”

  “Yeah, but you have to handwrite a price sticker for every book in the store. Wouldn’t it be easier to post signs with the color codes and then just put colored dots on each book?”

  She nodded. “I guess, but it’s a lot of work to do that for books that already have prices on them.”

  He shrugged. “I know, but I don’t have anything better to do.”

  So he got to work, and before noon came around, Melissa was helping him while they had a lively discussion of The Catcher in the Rye, The Color Purple, and Ayn Rand’s political philosophy.

  When Friday came to a close, he didn’t want to leave, but he didn’t dare ask her out for a drink. So he reluctantly headed back up the ridge, but before he was out of cell phone range, his phone vibrated. It was his father, calling all the way from Japan.

  He pulled the Land Rover over to the side of the road and punched the talk button on his phone. “Hello, Dad,” he said.

  “Where the hell are you?”

  Jeff said nothing.

  “Don’t pull the silent treatment on me. Your mother is about to call the police and proclaim that you’ve been kidnapped.”

  He sighed. “I told her I was going away for a while. She knows I haven’t been kidnapped.”

  “That’s debatable. She’s hysterical.”

  “You know, she wouldn’t be hysterical if you hadn’t allowed the White House to issue that statement in which you said I had no business being a journalist. I think that ticked her off. It sure ticked me off.”

  “Well, that’s too bad. Because it’s the truth. Go home, Jeff. Go manage your mother’s money. She has so much of it, I doubt that you could screw things up the way you’ve screwed up the Durand nomination. But whatever you do, stay out of journalism and stay out of politics. Because you sure didn’t inherit any of the Lyndon smarts when it comes to those things.”

  That was it. He’d had enough. “Ambassador Lyndon,” he said in a tight voice, “I’m happy to comply with your request that I take myself out of the family. Tomorrow I’ll be calling my lawyers and starting the formal process of removing your last name from mine.” He pressed the disconnect button and sat there for several minutes breathing hard while his fury subsided. He hated his father. The feeling was clearly mutual.

  He probably ought to move out of Dad’s cabin. But what the heck. The guy was in Japan, and Jeff had the key. Besides, leaving Shenandoah Falls was the last thing he wanted to do right now.

  * * *

  On Saturday Melissa found herself anticipating Jeff’s arrival, and the moment the front door opened with a jingle, she and Dickens had almost the same reaction. The cat sat up and meowed plaintively until Jeff stopped and gave him a good scratch behind the ears and told him what a beautiful feline he was. Melissa got hot and bothered just watching him stroke the cat.

  Hugo wasn’t about to let Dickens get all the attention. He waddled out from his lair in the back and demanded equal time. Jeff lavished praise on him, too, allowing Melissa to appreciate Jeff’s manly but gentle hands, with their long, patrician fingers.

  Once Jeff satisfied the cats, he turned and strolled past her toward the back room and the coffeemaker. “Can I interest you in a cup of hazelnut coffee light on the cream, heavy on the sugar?”

  He pulled a package of coffee and a coffee grinder from the sack he was carrying. “I stopped at the store on the way in.”

  Wow. He’d been listening when she’d said that hazelnut coffee was her favorite. Boy, he was kind of terrific, wasn’t he?

  He disappeared into the back room and emerged several minutes later with a mug of coffee, made exactly the way she liked it. She was ready to melt right in front of him. Where had this guy come from and why was he here?

  “So what’s it going to be today?” he asked.

  The coffee warmed her hand. The spark in his brown eyes warmed up every other part of her. “I don’t know, Jeff,” she said. “I told you I didn’t need help. Why don’t you tell me what I need?”

  He grinned. “How about I fix the ladder?” He gestured to the floor-to-ceiling shelves along the northwest wall. “Then you could use the upper bookshelves again.”

  “I can’t even remember the last time we had access to those shelves. I’m pretty sure the ladder is long gone.”

  “Actually, I found it in the back room when I was tidying up.”

  She was tempted to tell him to forget the ladder. She could use someone to tidy up the small apartment above the bookstore where she was living. But she held her tongue. She didn’t want him to know what a slob she was. Her inability to keep things neat and tidy had been a serious bone of contention between her and Chris. “It’s missing some pieces, I think,” she said instead.

  “Is it? Let’s figure out what it needs and get it working again.” He strolled past her, leaving his yummy scent—soap, coffee, and cedar—behind.

  She settled into a comfy chair behind the checkout and watched him work. Today he was channeling his inner lumbersexual. His beard was impeccably groomed, and he wore a plaid flannel shirt and a chest-hugging black T-shirt. He’d left his skinny black jeans behind this morning and instead he wore a pair of faded blue ones that were almost threadbare in the seat and the knees.

  Yummy.

  He’d been impressive with his colored dots, but when he pulled out the old toolbox from the back room, along with the pieces of the broken library ladder, the show definitely took an erotic turn. What was it about a man in a flannel shirt and faded jeans using a screwdriver?

  It took him two trips to the hardware store for parts, but by noon he had the ladder rolling along the rails the way it had when Melissa was eight years old and had first come to live with Grammy.

  He was using the ladder to reorganize the books in the
children’s area, near the back of the store, when the front door opened, jingling the bell. Pamela Lyndon—who Grammy always referred to as the Duchess of Charlotte’s Grove—came gliding into the store wearing a designer dress in her signature shade of pale blue.

  The duchess got about two steps into the bookshop before Dickens arched his back, fluffed out his fur, and yowled at her in a way that could only be called bloodcurdling.

  Several things happened in quick succession after this.

  First the duchess said, “Goodness!” and retreated a step, clutching her purse in front of her like a shield. “Shoo, kitty,” she said in a totally ineffective voice.

  Second Jeff, who was up on the ladder shelving fiction on the highest shelf, turned toward the cat and said several X-rated words. He must have thrown his weight to one side, because the ladder’s rail (which he apparently hadn’t checked earlier in the day) detached from the bookshelf. The ladder unexpectedly pivoted and slammed Jeff into the back wall of the store.

  And that’s when the unthinkable happened.

  A long time ago, when the store had been more successful, Grammy had put up a bunch of coat hooks on the back wall, where she’d hung merchandise for kids. The coat hooks were empty at the moment. But when Jeff slammed against the wall, somehow his slightly threadbare jeans got snagged, so when the ladder pivoted again, Jeff didn’t pivot with it. Instead, he was left behind, hanging there on the wall for a moment, suspended by the seat of his pants.

  That didn’t last very long. There was an audible riiiiippp as his jeans split. Jeff came down, dumped unceremoniously onto Melissa’s favorite beanbag chair. His pants stayed put, snarled in the coat hook, his legs still caught in them.

  “Good God,” the duchess said.

  Which was totally an understatement, because Jeff had started his day without underwear.

  Melissa was momentarily stunned by the view, which probably explained why she was a little late in coming to Jeff’s aid. But that was okay because the beanbag chair had cushioned his fall. He shucked off his shoes, disentangled his legs, and covered his private parts with those manly hands of his.

  Even so, the view was stirring. Especially when he stood up and streaked into the back room, slamming the door behind his incredibly hot backside.

  Chapter Five

  Damn.

  It was bad losing his pants. Although he still wasn’t sure exactly how that had happened. One moment he’d been up on the ladder, and the next he’d been stuck to the wall and then falling.

  A flush of embarrassment heated his body from head to toe. This was his penance for not doing his laundry. Although he had to admit he didn’t mind Melissa seeing his junk, and in the nanosecond before he covered himself, she’d certainly been looking. With interest.

  Being half naked in Melissa’s presence didn’t suck. Not so much with Aunt Pam though.

  Why the hell was Pam here? Of all the places in Shenandoah Falls, this was the last place he’d ever expected his aunt to visit. Had she recognized him?

  He eased the door open a crack, just large enough to see the checkout counter where Pam and Melissa were talking.

  “So, Melissa,” Pam said in her Tennessee drawl, “I see you’ve been making improvements. I’m so glad. Maybe my visit is well timed.” She cleared her throat, then glanced toward the scene of his disrobing. “Who was that man?”

  He tensed. Pam would figure it out if Melissa said his name.

  “Just the new helper,” Melissa said, thank God.

  “Uh-huh.” Pam paused for a long moment as she swept her gaze over the store’s interior before turning back toward Melissa. “Darlin’, I know your grandmother had a blind spot about some things. But we both know her determination never to mortgage this property was old-fashioned.”

  “She had her reasons,” Melissa said, crossing her arms over the Sleeping Beauty T-shirt she was wearing today.

  “Well, yes, I suppose she did. But look, we need your help. The Town Council and the Liberty Avenue Property Owners Association have agreed to move forward with a request for a block grant to revitalize the historic structures downtown. That means we need every property owner between Lord Fairfax Highway and Sixth Street to agree to a special assessment that will provide the matching funds for the project.”

  “Every property owner? That means the Lyndon Companies and me, right? And when you say a special assessment, you mean a special tax, don’t you?” Melissa sounded downright belligerent. Her body language said it all. She didn’t like Aunt Pam.

  Pam spoke again. “It’s true that the Lyndon Companies owns more buildings than anyone else, but there are a total of five additional landowners, including yourself. And an assessment is not a tax.”

  “Oh, okay, how is it different?”

  “To begin with, it’s voluntary. But those who chip in will get matching funds to renovate their storefronts. By participating, you’ll save a lot of money on the storefront renovations needed to get this building listed on the historic register. And, darlin’, this building is worthy of that honor.”

  “I would love to see this building on the historic register, Mrs. Lyndon. But I can’t afford your assessment without a mortgage. And if I mortgage the place, I’ll probably have to close the store and find a more lucrative tenant.”

  “Darlin’, that doesn’t sound terrible to me. You could make money on this building. And while I know this is a difficult time for you, I really need your support. The deadline to submit our application is June fifteenth. That’s just three weeks away. We’ll have a better chance of winning this grant if we have unanimous participation.”

  “I need to think about it,” Melissa said.

  Aunt Pam leaned over the checkout, her body language aggressive. “In a few days you’ll be officially in arrears on your property taxes. At that time the county will start proceedings to foreclose on this property, and Lyndon Properties is ready, willing, and able to buy this building. We’d prefer to pay full price if you’re willing to sell. But you could finance this, Melissa, and make a lot of money. Rick Sharp down at the bank is ready to help you with the financing, and I know Walter Braden would help you find a well-paying commercial tenant.”

  “I need to think about it,” Melissa repeated as she uncrossed her arms and stood toe to toe with Pam, staring her down.

  Pam stepped back. “All right. I understand. But you don’t have much time left, you hear?” She turned and headed toward the door. Dickens hissed at her on her way out.

  * * *

  Melissa was shaking when the bell above the door finally jangled and Pam Lyndon left the store. The time had come to make a decision. And, unfortunately, the decision would require her to close Secondhand Prose. Forever.

  Her eyes filled with tears as she studied Dickens. “Maybe Jeff will take you,” she whispered, then blew out a long breath. She stood there for a moment, collecting herself and wiping her cheeks.

  When she’d regained control, she headed toward the back of the store to examine the damaged pants; then she headed toward the back room.

  “Hey, are you okay in there?” she asked through the door.

  “I’m good,” Jeff replied. His voice eased her jangled nerves and soothed her aching heart. Just the sound of him calmed her down.

  “I just checked your jeans. They’re beyond repair.”

  Silence greeted her from the other side of the door, and her momentary melancholy was replaced by something else. It might be fun to open the door and have a good look at him. It would definitely distract her from her problems.

  “Guess I picked the wrong day to go commando, huh?” he finally said. “Truth is, I need to do some laundry.”

  “Do you do laundry?”

  “What does that mean?”

  “Oh, nothing. It’s just that your wardrobe is always so…”

  “What?”

  “I don’t know. Together. I figured you took everything to the dry cleaner’s.”

  “Well, yeah, I do.”<
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  “There’s a good dry cleaner on South Third Street. Just sayin’.”

  “Thanks. But that doesn’t exactly solve my current problem. Got any ideas?”

  Melissa had a few, but they were all bad ones. The best thing would be to get him some pants so her libido would go back to sleep.

  “Okay, look, hang loose…” She paused a moment because these words brought an image to her mind that was X-rated. “Uh…um, maybe that was the wrong choice of words. Just wait there for a minute, and I’ll get you a pair of pants.”

  She checked the size of the shredded jeans and then headed down the street to the Haggle Shop, the local consignment store, where she scoured the rack for a pair of jeans with a thirty-four-inch waist and a thirty-six inseam.

  The Haggle Shop had lots of cool vintage stuff, but you never knew what you’d find there, and the selection of guys’ pants in a thirty-six inseam was limited to four pairs of ugly beige khakis and one pair of cool argyle golf pants in kelly green and pastel yellow.

  * * *

  The pants were loud. And fun. Wearing them was like being invited into Melissa’s slightly weird, totally unique world of fashion. He opened the door to find her standing there with a naughty gleam in her too-blue eyes.

  “I like the pants,” he said. “I’m thinking I need more color in my life.” He took a step forward. This time she didn’t retreat, and he caught a whiff of her scent: a mountain meadow.

  “Look, Melissa, I overheard what that woman said.” He touched her shoulder, and she pressed herself in to his hand. Just like a cat hunting for a good scratch.

  “I’ve been trying to tell you that the bookstore is a lost cause,” she said. “I have to put it up for sale. I’m scheduling an appointment with Walter from Braden Realty on Monday.” Melissa’s voice was full of defeat.

  His heart stumbled. “Won’t that play right into that woman’s hand?” His words came out in a rush.

  “Maybe. But it’s got to be done. Jeff, I’m sorry. I’ve been sitting here for a few weeks, unable to make a decision. That’s why I left the ‘Help Wanted’ sign on the door. And then you arrived, and I got all caught up in the ridiculous fantasy that maybe I could keep the store going. But I can’t. Taxes are due, and I have to mortgage the place to pay them. But I can’t make mortgage payments by selling used books. There just isn’t enough income in it.” Her voice wobbled as she spoke, and then her eyes filled with tears.