Spice & Wolf Omnibus

by Isuna Hasekura

  “I do not snore, I say.”

  “Fine, fine,” said Lawrence, chuckling, but Holo came back up to the driver’s seat and leaned close to him.

  “I do not.”

  “All right! Fine!”

  Holo seemed to consider this a question of honor, and Lawrence found her sharp expression irritating. She had constantly gotten the best of him since they’d met, and he realized he was generally used to her treatment.

  She seemed to have nothing more to say; her expression sour, she turned her back on Lawrence unceremoniously.

  “Still, there really doesn’t seem to be anyone around,” murmured Lawrence casually, smiling to himself at Holo’s antics.

  In truth there wasn’t a single soul on the expansive plain, as far as the eye could see.

  Even given the rumors of wolves, Lawrence would have expected a few people to be taking the shortcut to Ruvinheigen, but when he looked back, there was no one to be seen.

  “Rumors are a powerful force,” said Holo.

  Even when her back was sullenly turned, her way of carrying on the conversation was amusing, and Lawrence chuckled in spite of himself. “True enough,” he said with a nod.

  “Though it’s not quite true that there’s no one about,” said Holo, her tone slightly different now and her tail switching restlessly underneath her robe.

  Then she sighed, bored.

  So far, Holo had tended to her tail without alarming the merchants they passed on the road. When Lawrence saw her now deliberately hide it away, he wondered why – and soon had his answer.

  “I smell sheep. There will be a shepherd ahead – I so hate shepherds.”

  If there were sheep on the plains ahead, there would be shepherds as well. Shepherds were legendary for their ability to detect wolves, and Holo must have known this.

  Her small nose wrinkled when she spoke of them, making her distaste entirely evident.

  Shepherds and wolves were natural enemies.

  But as merchants and wolves were also basically antagonistic, Lawrence kept silent on that point.

  “Shall we detour?”

  “Nay, it’s them who should run from us. There’s no need for us to move aside.”

  Lawrence found himself chuckling at Holo’s displeasure. She glared at him, but he pretended not to notice and looked elsewhere.

  “Well, if you say so, we’ll stay the course. The fields suit our wagon quite well.”

  Holo nodded silently as Lawrence took up the reins.

  The wagon traveled along the thin road through the plains, and at length, white dots that might have been sheep became visible in the distance. Holo’s irritated expression remained.

  Lawrence noticed when he stole a glance at her, and the sharp-eyed wolf girl seemed to notice.

  She sniffed, twisting her lip. “I’ve despised shepherds longer than you’ve been alive. Getting along with them now is impossible,” she said, sighing as she looked down. “There’s all that delicious meat just walking about, but imagine just having to look at it, never tasting it – you’d hate them, too, would you not?”

  Her somber tone was amusing, but it was clear that she was in fact very serious, so Lawrence made an effort to keep a straight face as he looked ahead.

  They had now gotten close enough to the flock of sheep that Lawrence could tell one from another.

  The sheep were grouped closely together, so it was hard to be sure of the precise number, but it was a score, certainly, that roamed lazily across the grass, chewing away placidly.

  Of course, it was not only sheep on the plains. Holo’s nemesis, the shepherd, was there as well, accompanied by a sheepdog.

  The shepherd wore a robe the color of dry grass, and he had a horn fixed at the waist with a mist-gray sash. He also carried a staff longer than he was tall, with a palm-sized bell affixed to the top.

  A black-furred sheepdog paced to and fro about its master, as if keeping guard. Its long fur made it seem like a tongue of black flame as it sprinted across the plains.

  It was said that there were two things travelers needed to be careful of when encountering a shepherd on their travels.

  The first was not to offend the shepherd. The second was to make sure the shepherd robes did not conceal a demon.

  The shepherds, who wandered the vast plains with naught but sheepdogs for company, evoked such strange warnings because their lives were even lonelier than those of traveling merchants – they were often seen as nearly inhuman.

  Leading their flocks across the plains alone, controlling the animals with nothing but staff and horn in hand – it was easy to imagine shepherds as some kind of pagan sorcerers.

  Some said that meeting a shepherd while traveling ensured protection from accidents for a week, thanks to the spirits of the land – others said that shepherds were demons in disguise, and if you let your guard down, they would imprison your soul within one of the sheep they tended.

  For his part, Lawrence found nothing strange in these beliefs. Shepherds were mysterious enough to warrant such ideas.

  He raised his hand and waved it thrice in the way that had become ritual for greeting shepherds, and he was relieved to see the shepherd raise and lower his staff four times in the traditional fashion. At the very least, this shepherd was not a ghost.

  This first barrier had been cleared, but the real test would come when he got closer and could ascertain whether or not the shepherd was a demon in disguise.

  “I am Lawrence, a traveling merchant. This is my companion, Holo,” declared Lawrence by way of introduction once he got close enough to make out the patchwork on the shepherd’s cloak and brought his horse to a stop. The shepherd was rather small of stature, only a bit taller than Holo. While Lawrence talked, the dog that had been rounding up the sheep came trotting over to its master, sitting beside the shepherd like a faithful knight.

  Gray eyes tinged with blue steadily scrutinized Lawrence and Holo.

  The shepherd was silent.

  “I have come by this road and met you by the grace of God, and if you are a good shepherd and true, you’ll be well met.”

  A true shepherd would be able to prove himself with the traditional hymn and dance of his kind.

  The shepherd nodded slowly and planted his staff directly in front of him.

  Lawrence found himself surprised at the shepherd’s small, slender hand, but he was even more surprised at what came next.

  “By the blessing of God in the heavens…”

  The voice that intoned the shepherd’s hymn was that of a young girl’s.

  “By the protection of the spirits of the land…”

  Moving her staff with skill, the shepherdess drew an arrow in the dirt with practiced ease and then, starting from the tip of the arrow, inscribed a circle around herself counterclockwise.

  “The word of God is carried on the wind, and the blessings of the spirits of the land inhabit the very grass eaten by the lamb.”

  Once her circle reached the tip of the arrow, she began to stamp her feet in the earth.

  “The lambs are led by the shepherd, and the shepherd by God.”

  Finally, she held her staff still, aligned with the tip of the arrow in the earth.

  “By the grace of God, the shepherd follows the path of righteousness.”

  No matter the country, the shepherd’s hymn was always the same. It was not the habit of shepherds to associate the way craftsmen or merchants did, but it was no exaggeration to say that the hymn and its dance were universal.

  It was enough to lend credence to the idea that shepherds could converse across great distances by sending their words on the wind.

  “My apologies for doubting you. You surely are a shepherdess,” said Lawrence as he climbed down from the wagon. The shepherd girl’s mouth quirked in a smile. Her hood still obscured much of her face, so it was difficult to be sure, but based on what was visible, she was a beauty.

  Even as he remained gentlemanly, Lawrence was filled with curiosity.
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  Female merchants were rare, but shepherdesses were rarer still. Given that she was also a fetching young lass, a curious merchant could hardly fail to be interested.

  However, merchants are completely hopeless at anything outside of the mercantile world.

  Lawrence was a fine example of this. Unable to find a topic of conversation beyond their encounter on the road, he suppressed his curiosity and stuck only to the most standard of greetings.

  “Having met you by the grace of God, I would have you pray for our safe travels, shepherdess.”

  “With pleasure.”

  At the sound of the girl’s voice, calm as a grazing sheep, Lawrence’s curiosity grew larger than a summer cloud. He didn’t show it, but it was only with effort that he kept his inquisitiveness hidden. It was not his nature to ask shamelessly personal questions – nor did his nature grant him any gift for smooth talk. As he approached the shepherdess to receive her prayer, he thought of Weiz, the money changer in Pazzio, and envied him his easy way with women.

  Added to that was Holo sitting in the wagon – Holo who hated all shepherds.

  Somehow, that last fact was the weightiest reason for stifling his curiosity.

  As Lawrence considered this, the shepherdess held her staff high to give the prayer for safe travel that had been requested of her.

  “Palti, mis, tuero. Le, spinzio, tiratto, cul.”

  The ancient words from scripture, used by shepherds in every country no matter what the language, retained their mysterious quality no matter how many times Lawrence heard them.

  Shepherds did not know the true meaning of the words, but when praying for safe travels, they always used the same ones as if by some ancient agreement.

  The way in which the shepherdess lowered her staff and blew a long note on her horn was also thus.

  Lawrence gave his thanks for the prayer of safety and produced a brown copper coin. Copper, rather than gold or silver, was customary as a token of thanks for a shepherd, and it was also traditional for the shepherd not to refuse the token. The girl extended her hand, just slightly larger than Holo’s, and Lawrence thanked her again as he placed the coin in her palm.

  Unable to find any reason to continue his conversation with her, Lawrence reluctantly gave up.

  “Well, then,” he said, taking his leave – though his feet were slow to move as he tried to return to the wagon.

  Unexpectedly, it was the shepherdess who spoke next.

  “Er, are you perchance bound for Ruvinheigen?”

  Her clear voice was different from Holo’s, and it was hard to imagine that she could be counted among those who chose the harsh life of the shepherd. Lawrence glanced over his shoulder at Holo, who looked off in a different direction. She seemed quite bored.

  “Yes, we’re on our way there from Poroson.”

  “How did you come to hear of this path?”

  “It’s the pilgrimage road of Saint Metrogius. We heard of it just the other day.”

  “I see… Er, have you heard about the wolves, then?”

  With these words, Lawrence understood why the girl had gone to the trouble of starting a conversation.

  She no doubt took Lawrence for a simple merchant who had chosen this route without any information.

  “I have indeed,” he replied. “But I’m in a hurry, so I decided to take the risk.”

  There was no need to explain about Holo. For enough profit, any merchant would risk a wolf-infested road so there was no reason for suspicion.

  But the shepherdess’s reaction was strange.

  She seemed almost disappointed.

  “I see…” she muttered quietly, her shoulders slumping. She had clearly been hoping for something – but what?

  Lawrence mulled the conversation over – there were not many possibilities.

  Either she had hoped he didn’t know about the wolves or she was in no hurry.

  That was all he could guess from their brief exchange.

  “Is something the matter?” he asked.

  Were he not to ask the girl what her troubles were, it would be his failing not as a merchant, but as a man. He put on his most gentlemanly manner and gave her a businesslike smile.

  Behind him, Holo was probably quite irritated by now, but he put the thought out of his mind.

  “Er, well, um… that is…”

  “Anything at all – is there something you need?”

  When it came to negotiating, Lawrence was in his element. Selling her something would let him find out more about this rare female shepherd – even fairies were more common. Of course, behind his smile he was trying to work out exactly what he could sell her.

  But with her next words, such thoughts evaporated.

  “Well, I… I was wondering if you mightn’t… hire me.”

  Faced with this shepherdess looking up at him as she held, no, clung to her staff, Lawrence’s mind raced.

  When a shepherd asked to be hired, it was equivalent to being asked if you would leave your sheep in their care.

  But Lawrence had no sheep. What he did have was a single clever, cheeky wolf.

  “Ah, well, as you can see, I’m a merchant, and I don’t trade in sheep. I’m sorry, but…”

  “Oh, no, not that–”

  Flustered, the girl waved her hands hastily, then glanced from side to side as if to buy herself some time.

  Her head was deep enough in the hood that her gaze wasn’t visible, but it was clear that she was looking for something.

  Perhaps that something was a tool that would help her explain her request.

  Soon it seemed as if she had found it – from underneath her hood, she somehow communicated a sense of relief, almost as if she had expressive ears hidden under there, like Holo.

  What the shepherd girl was looking for sat alertly beside her, a four-legged portrait of a faithful knight executed in black fur – her sheepdog.

  “I’m a shepherd. Um, I tend my flock, but I can also drive off wolves.”

  As she spoke, she waved her right hand slightly, and the black dog stood at attention.

  “If you’ll be so good as to hire me, I can protect you and your companion from wolves. Would you consider it?”

  As if to punctuate his mistress’s clumsy sales pitch, the dog barked once, then dashed off to round up the flock, which was beginning to disperse.

  Though knights or mercenaries were often hired as protection on dangerous roads, Lawrence had never heard of hiring a shepherd to drive off wolves, but now that he thought about it, having a shepherd at your side would give you a keen set of eyes and ears. He’d never heard of such an arrangement, though, because shepherds that would propose such a thing were nonexistent.

  Lawrence looked at the dog as it rounded up sheep, as if practicing for possible wolf attacks, then turned back toward the girl.

  Living the lonely life of a shepherd, she probably had no occasion to give a fake, ingratiating grin. Under the hood, she smiled awkwardly.

  Lawrence thought a moment, then spoke.

  “Wait a moment, if you would. I’ll consult with my companion.”

  “Th-thank you!”

  For his part, Lawrence was ready to hire the girl unconditionally, but hiring the shepherdess meant paying her money, and whenever money was involved, a merchant could think of nothing beyond the possible losses and gains.

  Lawrence trotted back to the wagon bed and raised his voice to Holo who lounged there, looking bored. If he wanted to know about a shepherd’s ability to repel wolves, he thought his best bet would be to ask the nearest wolf.

  “What do you think of that shepherdess?”

  “Hm? Mm…” Holo rubbed her eyes lazily and looked at the girl; Lawrence did likewise. The shepherdess did not return their gaze as she gave orders to her dog.

  She didn’t seem to be trying to show off her skills – she was merely rounding up the scattered sheep. Sheep, after all, tended to disperse when they stopped to graze and came closer together when forced to
walk.

  Holo turned away from the girl and spoke irritably. “I’m far more fetching.”

  The horse neighed, as if chuckling.

  “Not that – I mean her skills.”

  “Skills?”

  “What can you tell of her, as a shepherd? If she’s good, she might be worth hiring. You heard us, surely.”

  Holo glanced at the girl, then gave Lawrence a bitter glare. “You already have me, do you not?”

  “Of course. But it never occurred to me to use a shepherd to drive off wolves. There could be new business in it.”

  Holo the Wisewolf could tell when a person was lying. Despite the truth of Lawrence’s statement, she still regarded him with suspicious eyes.

  Lawrence soon understood why.

  “I’m not being blinded by charm. You are the fairer, after all,” he said, shrugging his shoulders as if to add, “Okay?”

  “I suppose that’s a passing mark,” came the reply. It was a bit harsh being graded like that, but Holo smiled pleasantly, so surely it was a joke.

  “So, what of her skill?” he asked.

  Holo’s face was instantly tense again. “I cannot say for certain without seeing her in action, but I suppose she’ll be in the top half.”

  “Can you be a bit more concrete?”

  “I could take a sheep from her. However, normal wolves would be dealt with, even if they attacked together.”

  It was an unexpectedly high appraisal.

  “Her treatment of the sheep is very proficient. The worst shepherds are the ones with clever dogs who know how to cooperate with them. That one does both, I daresay. Her voice suggests that she’s young, which makes it even worse. Before she gets any more dangerous, I’ve half a mind to–”

  “All right, all right. Thanks.”

  Lawrence wasn’t sure whether Holo was joking or not, but the swishing of her tail suggested she was half serious.

  It was enough to know that the shepherdess was a good one. If he just provisionally hired her, it would still cost money, which would be wasted if she turned out to be clumsy. Lawrence turned to approach the girl but was stopped short by Holo speaking up.

  “Hey.”

  “Yes?”