1634: The Ram Rebellion

by Eric Flint

  Vince stretched again. “I’ve brought the little old ladies into Bamberg and parked them with the nuns who patched up Johnnie F. and Willard after the beating last fall. If the rapacious mercantile bandit tries anything, he’ll find the convent occupied by several guys who are willing to shoot back.”

  “If that’s under control,” Steve asked, “what are your other hot spots?”

  “Well, there’s the city council election here in Bamberg. After their little revolution last fall, the new council threw out all the guys who were convicted of being in on the conspiracy to try Willard Thornton. But they didn’t replace them. It’s just been running short-staffed, so to speak. Now election time has rolled around. We’ve already been through the question of ‘who gets to vote’ and settled on ‘all adult citizens of Bamberg.’ That doesn’t get us very far, though, because a lot of the residents aren’t citizens. They’re citizens of Franconia in general, but not of the city, for purposes of local elections. So we have some candidates running on a platform of broadening out citizenship and others running on keeping the current laws. We have...” He paused.

  “The ewe?” Weckherlin asked.

  Vince nodded. “Frau Else Kronacher, herself, one embattled printer’s widow amid the embattled farmers of the ram rebellion, running for the Bamberg city council. If nothing else, the guilds are so focused on fighting her that, I suspect, two or three other candidates they might otherwise be opposing will get elected. Which, if I read that daughter of hers right, may actually be the reason that Frau Kronacher is running.”

  “How old is she? The Kronacher girl, I mean?” Steve asked.

  “Not a girl, quite,” Vince answered. “There were two or three kids who died between her and the older boy. In her mid-twenties, I would guess. Maybe a little more.”

  “Well, then,” Steve said, “back to the ‘ravening hordes of peasants.’ If they aren’t threatening the defenseless clergy, what are they actually doing? From your perspective.”

  “Cliff Priest, the military administrator in Bamberg, has ridden up to Lauenstein to talk to Margrave Christian of Bayreuth’s Amtmann there. We’ve got to decide what to do about a castle at Mitwitz. Big old thing, with a moat. Belongs to a Freiherr—one of the ones who has taken up arms against the SoTF.”

  “Just what,” Steve asked, “is the question?”

  “Do we and the margrave want to try to bring it down, between us? Or do we let the ram’s people do it?”

  “Are there advantages, either way?” Weckherlin asked.

  “If we take it, it should be a kinder, gentler, sort of conquest. For one thing, Margrave Christian has some cannon, which the ram rebellion doesn’t. So he could set up a siege and tell everyone to come out. If he wanted to ally with us publicly. Which he doesn’t, yet, no matter what his Amtmann at Lauenstein is trying to talk him into doing.

  “Otherwise. The ram’s people at Teuschnitz have some kind of major difference of opinion with the Freiherr at Mitwitz, who has a Halsgericht—the right to impose capital punishment. He seems to have used it rather freely and not always against people who fit the ordinary definition of ‘criminal.’ If we, the SoTF or Margrave Christian, don’t occupy the castle at Mitwitz, the ram will level it. Some way.”

  “Would it be a great loss to society if the ram did?” Steve asked.

  “Not that I can tell,” Vince answered. “But burning to death isn’t a nice way to die. Not that there are many.”

  Steve sighed. “Scott thinks we ought to let the farmers do the dirty work.”

  “Scott would. He thinks like a military man. My deputy Wade Jackson thinks the same way. He’s UMWA, and they’ve always been a hard-fisted bunch. You and I, on the other hand, are proper civil servants. Bureaucrats, when you come right down to it. Honest and capable ones, sure, but we’re still pencil-pushers.”

  He looked out the window onto the streets of Bamberg. “The truth, Steve? At least in the here and now, I agree with them. I’m sick to death of these swaggering little lords. Let the farmers make a weenie roast of that knightly prick at Mitwitz. Maybe it’ll encourage the others to learn some manners.”

  * * *

  Melchior Kronacher was watching his sister, instead of listening to the sermon. Mutti wouldn’t come to church any more. They had become Catholic under the bishop’s pressure in the late 1620s. Mutti said that enough was enough. She said that she had been to church enough to last any reasonable person a lifetime and she wasn’t going back again. Ever. To any church. Of any kind. Now that the up-timers said she didn’t have to.

  Martha, though, shortly after Pastor Meyfarth had brought things in to be printed last spring, started going to the Lutheran services. Mutti said that either Melchior or Otto had to go with her because the streets were not as safe as they should be. Mutti blamed that on the guilds.

  This week was Melchior’s turn to go to church with Martha. He wiggled.

  Martha was paying close attention to the sermon. Or, more likely, to the sermonizer. Melchior couldn’t think of anything in a learned disquisition on John 3:16 that would bring such a calculating expression to Martha’s face. Sort of like she was bargaining with God.

  Melchior shuddered. He thought that bargaining with God was probably a bad idea. He was pretty sure of it, in fact. Especially when Martha was doing the bargaining. God might end up with the short end of the stick.

  * * *

  “So,” Eddie asked, “how’s it going?” He looked out of the small room they were sitting in—just a very big pantry, really, with two stools—into the large kitchen beyond, to make sure that no-one could overhear them.

  Seeing his somewhat shifty-eyed glance, Noelle sniffed. “Stop acting like a B-movie spy, Eddie. There’s nobody here, won’t be for at least a half an hour—and even if there was, it wouldn’t matter anyway.” A bit smugly: “The whole kitchen staff is with the ram. By now, I’m sure of that.”

  Eddie’s eyes widened. “All of them?”

  Noelle gave him a level gaze. “Yes, all of them. Along with maybe one-third of the rest of the Schloss’ staff. The ram is especially strong in the smithy and the stables. The maids... well, that’s harder. They come and go a lot, since most of them don’t have my status.”

  “I’m impressed.”

  Noelle’s face got a little pinched. “It wasn’t hard. Even by the standards of Franconian Freiherr, Fuchs von Bimbach is a pure son-of-a-bitch.” She nodded toward the kitchen. “He hung one of the cook’s sons two years ago. Along with three other boys. None of them was older than nineteen.”

  Eddie grimaced. “Why?”

  “Apparently the four of them got drunk one night in a local tavern and started mimicking his Bimboship. Just teenagers being disrespectful, the way teenagers will. But somebody reported them to von Bimbach, and he charged them with ‘petty treason.’ That’s a hanging offense, and he’s got the legal right on his lands to apply capital punishment. Halsgericht they call it—the ‘neck court.’”

  “What a bastard.”

  “Yup, he sure is. Two years before that, he had one of the blacksmith’s apprentices hung for stealing some copper. His Bimboship jacked up the value of the stolen goods high enough to make it a capital offense, even though it didn’t really come to much. The guy’s mother was sick and he was just trying to get her some medicine. What passes for it, anyway, in the here and now.”

  Eddie wiped a thick hand over his face.

  “The year before that—”

  “Never mind. I understand.” He dropped the hand and looked out of the narrow door onto the kitchen. This time, though, it was a simple and straightforward gaze.

  “You’re safe?”

  Noelle shrugged. “As safe as you could expect, given that I live in a castle owned by a sociopath.”

  He grimaced again. Noelle chuckled.

  “Relax, Eddie. It’s really not that bad.” She made a little gesture, indicating her outfit. “It worked just about the way we figured it would. Judith Neideckerin agree
d to hire me as one of her maids. His Bimboship doesn’t pay any attention to me at all, when he comes to visit her. Which he doesn’t do all that often, anyway. I get the feeling he forced her to become his mistress more for the bragging rights among his Freiherr buddies, than anything else. Judith’s good-looking, in a zaftig sort of way.”

  Eddie seemed to relax still more. Again, Noelle chuckled. “No, that’s not a problem. I’m not having to fend off the lustful advances of the lord of the castle, if that’s what you’re worried about. He’s never spoken so much as a single word to me, in the month I’ve been here. If you put me in a lineup wearing different clothes, I don’t think he’d even recognize me.”

  She gestured, a bit impatiently. “And that’s enough about that. What does the ram want now?”

  “Pretty much the same you’ve been providing him since you got established here. Information, mostly. The ram shares your opinion that von Bimbach will probably wind up being the key to the whole thing. I can’t say I really understand why the two of you seem so sure of that. From what you’ve told me—and what I’ve heard from others—he’s too arrogant and cocksure to make a very effective political leader.”

  “That’s neither here nor there, Eddie. First of all, there isn’t a one of these little lords and knights that I think could win an election in the smallest county in West Virginia. Not for dog catcher. They’re all pretty much cut from the same cloth. The big difference with His Bimboship is pure and simple geography.”

  She twisted her head, as if indicating the countryside beyond the walls of the Schloss. “His estates are nestled in among the lands controlled by Margrave Christian of Bayreuth. From a strategic point of view, looking at it from the ram’s side of things, this is what you might call a safe enclave for the counter-revolution. His Bimboship can organize from here, and there’s really not a damn thing the ram can do about it. Neither can Steve Salatto and his people. If they send any troops in—much less if the ram mobilized an army of farmers—the margrave would be almost sure to intervene. Just to keep the peace, if nothing else.”

  Eddie scratched his chin. “Well... yes. And he’s an important ally of the USE’s emperor, too, political speaking. So even if Margrave Christian couldn’t handle it, he’d squawk to Gustavus Adolphus loudly enough that the Swedish army would come in. And wouldn’t that be a mess, as unpopular as they are in Franconia?”

  “A stinking mess,” Noelle agreed. “Let’s make sure it doesn’t come to that. All right, Eddie, fire up that near-perfect memory of yours. Here’s the latest...”

  Chapter 13:

  “This Is Simply More Than We Can Tolerate”

  Bamberg, June, 1634

  “The ram will come today.”

  Martha Kronacher looked at the Jaeger who made that comment while paying for a copy of the latest broadside. He was smirking.

  “Thank you.” She did not feel called upon to say one word more than that to the man. Checking to see that there were no more customers, she went quickly into the back and notified her mother, not bothering with the codes. She loathed the fact that she was called the “ewe lamb” by the rebellion. She particularly loathed the little jokes and snide comments that came from those who thought that it was clever to pair her up with the ram.

  “Mutti,” she said plainly, “Herr Ableidinger will be coming today.”

  Martha kept her voice even. She did not like the school teacher from Frankenwinheim. She appreciated, she hoped, his organizational ability. His ability to take a set of diffused grievances and turn the people who held them into an orderly group which might accomplish something.

  She was glad that he was going to be talking to the Bamberg apprentices, whose increasing unruliness was part of the reason that Mama would no longer let her walk the streets, even go to market, unless she had one of her brothers to accompany her.

  But she didn’t like him. She thought that he was too loud; she thought that his speaking style was bombastic. She especially didn’t like the fact that he was a widower, which tended to bring that speculative gleam into her mother’s eye. Mutti was beginning to think that Martha was old enough to get married. Herr Ableidinger taught not far from where Papa had grown up, in the Frankenwald. The school furnished him with a residence. From Mutti’s perspective, he was eligible.

  Martha, however, had no desire to spend the rest of her life with a man who made that much noise; just by existing, Constantin Ableidinger made a lot of noise. Whatever Mutti thought, and however much anyone smirked about the ram and the ewe lamb.

  Message delivered, she went back into the front shop.

  * * *

  Frau Else Kronacher sent a couple of apprentices out to deliver messages; then picked up her latest campaign speech. She wanted Herr Ableidinger to review it. She just could not understand why Martha did not like him. He was such an invigorating man.

  * * *

  There weren’t any customers in the print shop at the moment. Martha started singing to herself. “Jerusalem, Thou City Fair and High.” No, she did not want to marry the ram, no more than she wanted to marry the third son of the master of the Bamberg printer’s guild. The world held a better husband for her than either of them. She was quite sure of it.

  Hasslach Valley, Franconia, late June, 1634

  “Vince,” Johnnie F. said, “I don’t think that you’ve been up here before.”

  “I haven’t, no. My duties keep me pretty locked in to Bamberg most of the time. Stew Hawker has mentioned the place. So did Scott Blackwell, once, when he was up to Bamberg for a briefing, but...”

  “But he wasn’t sure where it was. I don’t think I’ve ever,” Johnnie F. grinned, “seen a man who was so in love with having a piece of paper with a map on it in front of his nose. This is the Hasslachtal. That is, the little stream we’re riding next to is the Hasslach, so this is the valley of the Hasslach. You’ll note that most of these paths and little roads are well up away from the stream bed, even though that makes it more up-and-down over the hills. It floods in the spring. Most of these creeks do.”

  “So where does it come from and go to?”

  “Basically, it starts not much south of Kamsdorf—you know, where USE Steel has its mines and plant—and runs south. We’re north of Stockheim, now; almost to Rothenkirchen, which is licensed to hold a market. That last little village was Pressig. This is a sort of little peninsula of Franconia, if you want to think of it that way, sticking up into Thuringia. That’s why its called the Frankenwald, the Franconian Forest, rather than the Thueringerwald, the Thuringian Forest. Same forest, if you look at it from the viewpoint of the trees, I expect.”

  Johnnie F. grinned. “It was a regular little checkerboard of feuding minor lordships until we oathed most of them to the NUS. Catholic and Lutheran all mixed together. Now it’s a regular little checkerboard of feuding small towns and villages, Catholic and Lutheran, all mixed together. No big change on the ground, Stew says. Same feuds, same cast of characters, pretty much. When we get up to the north end, where Margrave Christian of Bayreuth’s Lauenstein castle is, near Ludwigsstadt, we’ll only be about forty miles from home. From Grantville, I mean.”

  Vince frowned. “Why don’t we come this way, then? Instead of going all the way over to the west, through Suhl.”

  “Because there aren’t any decent roads. Not even by down-time standards; the country is pretty rugged, as you can see for yourself. If we could get a railroad through here...”

  “I can see that. I can’t believe that there has been more coal, all along, as close as Stockheim, and nobody told us about it.”

  “Well, even though it’s been mined for fifty years or at Reitsch, on the other side of the creek, they mostly just dig it out of little dogholes and use it locally,” Johnnie F. answered. “There’s no transportation for moving it any distance. They take some down to Lichtenfels on little rafts and skiffs. They aren’t mining commercially, if you call what Reitsch is doing commercial, right around Stockheim, yet. It was the Frankenw
inheim mayor who mentioned it to me when I was up there a couple of weeks ago to check on what the ram rebellion was doing over that way. He said that their school teacher, a guy named Constantin Ableidinger, told him that we’d probably be interested. I don’t think that I’ve met Ableidinger. Not to be introduced to. I can’t put a face to the name.

  “I did think that we ought to bring it to your attention, though. And mention it to Saunders Wendell, since he’s the UMWA man in Wuerzburg. Maybe Grantville could even send somebody from the geology survey down here. Anything to bolster up the Franconian economy. Even just a little.”

  Vince Marcantonio added a hearty “amen.”

  Mitwitz, Early July, 1634

  “They’re doing pretty damn well, wouldn’t you say?” Scott Blackwell remarked. “Given that they don’t have any napalm.”

  Sitting on a horse next to the USE’s military administrator in Franconia, Johnnie F. considered the irony of the situation. He was normally far more inclined toward what you might call “revolutionary activity” than Scott was. Here, though, where the farmers were quite literally running amok, it was Scott who was observing the scene with something approaching equanimity—and Johnnie F. who was doing his best not to shudder.

  The castle at Mitwitz was an inferno, by now. Lacking napalm or not, the thousand or so farmers who were besieging the Schloss hadn’t had much trouble overwhelming the Freiherr’s few dozen mercenary troops. Those of his soldiers who hadn’t run away as soon as the mass of farmers appeared, that is, which had been most of them. Once the farmers got into the castle—helped inside by the servants, often enough—they’d set fire to it in at least a dozen places.