The Other Side of Silence

by Philip Kerr

  I looked at the picture and nodded. “She’s not my type,” I said. “I do know that. I like my women to look more like women than Wallace Beery. That’s why high heels were invented, isn’t it? To stop women looking like us.”

  “And you wonder why your relationships go wrong? Take it from Gauguin. You can’t trust Western ideals of beauty, Walter. Every angel is really a devil. And every woman is a whore.”

  “Not every woman. Only the ones who ask for money.”

  “They all want money.”

  “Are your boyfriends any different?”

  “They’re not whores. They’re cruel because the world we live in has made them that way. Women choose to be whores because it’s just easier to take money from a man than to make some themselves.”

  I shrugged. “Who can you trust? Not anyone, maybe. Not the British, that’s for sure. Certainly none of those characters downstairs. And especially not Sir Lancelot and his squire.” Momentarily I thought of Anne and felt better knowing that at least there was a sense of trust building between us.

  “All right, what else did those bastards say?” he asked.

  “Right now they seem to think that Guy Burgess may have accidentally revealed the existence of a spy at the very top of MI5—one they didn’t know about.”

  “You’re joking.”

  I told him all I’d heard about Roger Hollis at MI5 and how Reilly and Sinclair suspected that, like Guy Burgess, he, too, had been recruited by the Russians in the thirties.

  “Roger Hollis? Never heard of him,” said Maugham.

  “In my experience, it’s no good being a spy if people know your name.”

  “I take your point. Although I am the living proof of the opposite argument. On and off I’ve been a British spy for as long as I’ve been a writer. And the more famous I’ve become the more effective a spy I’ve been.”

  He came around the desk, sat down beside me on the sofa, and patted me on the knee. Not that I minded. He meant it kindly.

  “Another spy, eh?” he said. “If this gets out the British can say good-bye to the ‘special relationship.’ Burgess and Maclean were one thing. But this is something much worse. A spy at the top of MI5 is nothing short of a catastrophe. Hoover would have a heart attack at the very idea.”

  “That was certainly the tenor of the conversation I just overheard.”

  “They’d have to purge everyone in the British intelligence community. MI5 and MI6, from top to bottom. If it’s true. You said it’s only suspected that this chap Hollis is a spy.”

  “Look, I was certainly convinced even if Patrick Reilly wasn’t. Not that either man impressed me as particularly good at his job. In my opinion, civil servants make the worst kind of spies. To people like Sinclair and Reilly, it’s just a schoolboy game. A way of moving up the Whitehall ladder and getting a knighthood. But you can’t win that way. The British are at war with the Russians but they don’t know the Russians at all. Not as a people. That’s bad. They think the Russians are just an ideology. But they’re much more than that. I know. I spent almost two years of my life in a Soviet labor camp.”

  “In Petrograd I got to know the Russians pretty well myself,” said Maugham. “Of course, I still made mistakes. Once I even killed the wrong man. But most of the time I knew what I was doing. I’m not sure that the people who run things these days do. People like Sinclair and Reilly. The Russians make excellent spies. Much better than us because they lie so well. And of course they lie to themselves most skillfully of all. Which is the key to all effective lying. You have to convince yourself, first of all. The English are hopeless liars by comparison. We’re too honest about ourselves. Too self-effacing. Lying shocks us. That’s why the English were so horrified by Burgess and Maclean. Because they were such unusually good liars. Like me—and you, I suspect. I think perhaps you are the best liar of us all, Walter. But then, maybe you’ve had to be.”

  “Over the last twenty years I’ve found truth to be a very overrated virtue when it comes to staying alive.”

  “Isn’t it? Well, I’ve spent my whole life lying for a living so I’m bound to agree with you. What are their plans now? Sinclair and Reilly?”

  “I think they’re going back to their hotel,” I said. “To make more telephone calls to London in private. To set a rather urgent witch hunt into motion. After which, if you don’t mind, I’ll go home, too. I’ll be back the day after tomorrow to take care of the handover of the money. Until then, you know where I am if you need me.”

  Maugham nodded. “Thank you for everything, my f-friend.”

  “Once that’s done I’m just going to hunker down at the hotel. Safely behind my hotel desk, answering stupid questions for clueless tourists. It’s what I’m best at.”

  Maugham smiled his inscrutable smile. “You don’t fool me for a minute, Walter. You’re just like me. A survivor. The only difference is that you’re not as old. Not yet. But, of course, if you live long enough, you will be.”

  “Now, that’s the hard part, isn’t it? Nobody wants to get old, but then nobody wants to be dead, either.” I shrugged. “To be honest, I never thought I’d make it this far.”

  —

  After the English spymasters had returned to the Belle Aurore I drove back to Villefranche. The road home took me straight past their hotel and for a while I parked outside the entrance and contemplated sneaking into the little cliff-top garden to eavesdrop some more. All of the lights on the upper floors were burning brightly and I even caught a glimpse of Sinclair at the window, with the telephone pressed to his ear. But I’d had enough of spies and blackmail for one day. I was tired and all I wanted to do now was go to bed with Anne. There was that and the fact that at least two of them were carrying guns.

  Although it was well past ten o’clock I found her typing in the guesthouse on her big pink Smith Corona. But the Hallicrafters radio was still on. I could hear the BBC World Service chattering away in the background.

  Disaster was in the air, but it wasn’t the kind everyone else was expecting. This was to be a rather more bespoke, disastrous kind of disaster, created just for me.

  “What’s the news?” I asked. “About Suez. Have the British invaded the zone yet? The French?”

  “No. But it’s not looking good.”

  She was wearing a crocheted white dress, with little flowers on the hem. Her feet were bare. In retrospect I ought to have counted the toes on her left foot just to make sure she didn’t have seven. She wasn’t wearing makeup and seemed smaller than I remembered, and just a bit more vulnerable, too. Even a little sad. She opened a bottle of wine and we drank some of it on the terrace. I told her I’d been back to the Villa Mauresque. She was quiet, unusually so, almost hermetically self-contained. And smoking a lot, too; there were at least a dozen cigarettes in the ashtray.

  “Where’s the body? Floating in the pool? Or lying on the bedroom floor?”

  “You’re looking at it.”

  “I thought as much. Is something wrong? Only you seem a little tense.”

  “Nothing serious. Just a little rigor mortis. It’s infectious when you’re researching a man like Somerset Maugham.”

  She touched my face with the neatly manicured tips of her fingers and suddenly I realized how much I wanted her. I ached for her inside and I realized how much I’d missed her. And now that I had the scent of Mystikum in my nostrils, everything seemed all right; just about.

  “Were you working on the biography all day?” I asked.

  “Yes. I’ve been on my own too much, really. I should have gone into town, or to the Grand Hôtel for a swim, but I didn’t. And it’s still in my head a bit, that’s all. Books are like that sometimes. They get jealous of time spent doing other things. A bit like husbands, I suppose.”

  “Do you have many of those, too?”

  She smiled sadly but didn’t answer, which left me to dra
w my own conclusions. Had she been married before? I realized I didn’t know and resolved to ask her everything about herself when she was feeling a little more forthcoming. Perhaps.

  “How’s it going? The book, I mean.”

  “Well.” She paused and lit another cigarette, inhaling it fiercely. “As well as can be expected, I guess.”

  “Sounds more like a crash victim.”

  She shrugged. “It’s never easy.”

  “You’ve had a better time than me, at any rate. I’ve spent the whole evening at the Villa Mauresque. It’s been difficult, to say the least.”

  “What happened? More hijinks?”

  “You could say that.”

  I hesitated for a moment, wondering for the first time just how much I could really trust her.

  “Look, I hate to bring this up again, but you haven’t forgotten our deal,” I said. “That you won’t write about this until after he’s dead. Or unless I say otherwise.”

  “Of course I haven’t. A deal is a deal. I’m surprised you need to ask.”

  She shrugged. “But don’t tell me if you don’t want to. I shan’t mind in the slightest. Really. I was only making conversation.” She smiled thinly and looked into the distance.

  “It’s just that things up at the villa are getting serious now. Maybe even dangerous. Not just for him. Perhaps me, too. And anyone close to me.” I paused to allow that one to sink in. “Meaning you, of course.”

  “The plot thickens. Tell me more.”

  “I’m serious.”

  “I can see you are. But you needn’t worry about me, Walter. I can look after myself.”

  “I do worry about you. I’ve just realized that. Maybe more than I should.”

  “No one knows about us, do they?”

  “No.”

  “Well then.” She sounded calm—so calm that I felt there was something she had nailed down very tightly indeed, like the escape hatch on her one-man lifeboat. “There’s nothing to worry about, is there?”

  “There is when there are men with guns on the scene. Up at the villa. Muscle types. Ex-army probably. The kind that shoot people and think of questions later. If they think at all.”

  “But why are there men with guns? Somerset Maugham doesn’t strike me as the dangerous sort.”

  “I’m not so sure about that. I thought I had a past. He’s had several. And all of them secret. You’ll have a hell of a book on your hands when you’ve finished it. What happened tonight would make a very long chapter on its own.”

  Then I told her about the two spymasters from London and how, as a result of listening to the Guy Burgess tape, they thought they’d identified yet another spy working for the Soviets at the heart of the British intelligence services.

  “I take it you don’t mean Somerset Maugham.”

  “No, not him. Someone else.”

  She laughed. “Jesus Christ, not another one. This is more than a scandal. It’s an epidemic. Who’s the spook this time?”

  “Someone called Roger Hollis.”

  “Never heard of him.”

  “You’re not supposed to have heard of him if he’s a spy.”

  “God, is he queer, too? Like the other two?”

  “I don’t think so. He’s been married for almost twenty years.”

  “That doesn’t mean anything.”

  “It used to mean that you liked women enough to want to spend your life with one. That’s how it always was for me, at any rate.”

  “You surprise me. Anyway, not in England. Lots of queers get married just for show. Look at Somerset Maugham. He was married for a lot longer than twenty years.”

  “Yes, I’d forgotten about his wife.”

  “He didn’t. He couldn’t. Although he did his level best to forget her. Poor Syrie. I think she must have had an awful time with that miserable old bastard. I feel so, so sorry for her.” She sighed crossly. “Christ, I hate men.”

  “Leaving that aside for a moment—on account of the fact I happen to be a man myself, last time I looked—I thought you admired the old buzzard.”

  “As a writer, yes. But as a human being? No. Not for a minute. At least, that’s the conclusion I’ve come to. Where are they now? The two English spymasters.”

  “At the Belle Aurore Hotel. In Villefranche.”

  “They’re not staying at the Villa Mauresque?”

  “No. Lucky them.”

  “Why not? I thought he asked them to come here from London.”

  “He did, but they insisted on bringing their own personal security with them. The men with guns I was telling you about. Two thugs from Portsmouth. I expect they’re just nervous travelers. French waiters can be quite intimidating.”

  “How long are they here for?”

  “A couple of days, I’d have thought. Until this affair is concluded. Frankly, Patrick Reilly seemed rather more interested in a cricket match.”

  “England versus Australia.”

  “That’s something else I don’t understand. England is about to send troops into Egypt and everyone who’s English is more interested in a cricket match.”

  “What’s the other thing you don’t understand?”

  “You, of course. I think there’s something you’re not telling me.”

  “Oh?”

  “And I suspect that when you finally get around to it I’m going to find it just as hard to comprehend as a game of cricket. Perhaps harder.”

  “Cricket’s really not that hard to understand. And nor am I.”

  “I’ll take your word for it.”

  “I’m just tired, I guess.”

  She went to bed, or so I thought. I stayed downstairs for a while longer to empty the ashtrays and fetch a couple of bottles of cold mineral water, and a little vase in which I’d placed a single flower from the garden. As I entered the bedroom she came out of the bathroom, still dressed and now avoiding my eye, rather ominously.

  “Room service,” I said, and placed the bottle and the flower on her bedside table. “I’d have brought a chocolate for your pillow but you’re all out of chocolate. You’re out of a lot of things actually. There’s almost nothing in your cupboards. Like you’re going away somewhere.” I turned down her bed. “You know, anyone looking at me now could get the very wrong idea that I liked you a lot. That and the fact that I’ve had extensive hotel experience. Did I ever tell you I used to own a hotel? It was a dump in Dachau. Yes, that’s right. Dachau. It’s no place for a hotel. Not anymore. But that was all a long time ago.”

  “Leave that,” she said.

  “And risk losing my job? I don’t think so.” I smiled. “Would you like fresh towels?” I was talking too much because I didn’t want her to say anything that might be something I wouldn’t like. I was right, too.

  She didn’t undress. She sat beside me on the bed, with her knees drawn up underneath her chin and looked thoughtful and then very awkward. She reminded me of an unhappy schoolgirl.

  “Stop fussing, please. Sit down. Listen.”

  I dropped down on the bed and found my stomach had beaten me to it. Suddenly the scent of Mystikum made me feel sick and I had the sense that for me, from now on, it was always going to be the scent of disaster.

  “What is it?”

  “You’re right. There is something I’m not telling you. Please forgive me.”

  “That’s easily done.”

  “I wasn’t going to tell you tonight but since you’ve raised it, perhaps now is best. Well, it’s like this. I’m sorry. But I just can’t do this anymore.”

  “Do what?”

  “Be with you, Walter. Sleep with you. Fuck you. Be your lover.”

  I stiffened. “I’m sorry to hear that, Anne.”

  “I’m sorry, too.”

  “Is there anything I can do to change your mind?”


  “Look, I’ve decided to go back to London.”

  “I’ll take that as a no. What about your book?”

  “I’m going to give the advance back.”

  “Why’s that?”

  “I’ve decided it’s not—it’s not what I want to write anymore. I don’t think it ever was. Anyway, it’s not working for me. None of this. So, I’m leaving here. Soon. The sooner the better. Tomorrow. Probably first thing.”

  I made a fist and bit my knuckle; it felt a little kinder than punching my own thick head. “Then I guess my usefulness is at an end,” I said. “Yes, I can see how that might work.”

  “It wasn’t like that.”

  “No?”

  “No.”

  “If you say so.” I paused, trying to shepherd my thoughts, but it was no good, they were now scattered like so many lost sheep across the barren hillside I called my life.

  “Yes?”

  “Forgive me, but it’s a little hard to talk right now with all my teeth kicked out.”

  “I’m sorry. Really I am.”

  “Do you want me to go?”

  “I think it might be best, don’t you? To avoid any awkward scenes in the morning.”

  “No, we certainly wouldn’t want that.” I smiled as gamely as I could manage. “Especially not after the awkward scene we’ve had tonight. You know, you should have telephoned the Villa Mauresque, left a message, and saved me the journey up here. I know you’ve got the number. I saw it on one of those neat files of yours in the office. Then again, maybe you thought it was kinder to do it in person, to spare my feelings.”

  I went downstairs and walked through the lush garden back to the car in a silence that was already roaring in my ears like the sea hitting the beach on the Cap. In a way I’d seen it coming and been stupid enough to ignore what my keener senses had already told me. Not that it really counted for very much in the scheme of things. It was nothing more than just another tragedy, in a long line of tragedies of the kind Bernie Gunther was already well used to. If anyone had the constitution to take it on the chin, that person was him, I told myself. Maybe that’s what all ordinary human life amounts to. One tragedy heaped on top of another like sharp gray layers of shale. What did it matter anymore than the death of the lobster I’d eaten for supper or the leaf of tobacco now burning in my cigarette? Not a damn thing. If ever you stopped to think of just how much pain there was in any one life it would surely kill you, just as surely as if someone had put a bullet through your heart at close range with a little automatic.